BallsToTheWall: Animals Id Like To Turn Into After I Die

BallsToTheWall 01.23.11	Praise the pagan pantheon of worldly gods and goddesses. I will spill my blood to shape-shift.
thumbcrusher 01.23.11	trouble with being a deer you cant do much if you get shot by some hunter guy.
BallsToTheWall 01.23.11	Or a bear.
ffs 01.23.11	bein a sloth is the life for me fellas
Departures 01.23.11	deer suck, they are just mobile road blocks
thumbcrusher 01.23.11	the evils of man... id like to be a beaver too
Knott- 01.23.11	lynxes rule
BallsToTheWall 01.23.11	Lynxes rule (2) Had the notion of getting a lot of small tattoos of animals and pagan occult symbols. Wolf vs Lynx. Solitary creature vs solitary creature.
MrSputnik 01.23.11	i wanna be a tampon
WithHorsesInHerEyes 01.23.11	Gross.
Departures 01.23.11	be an Okapi, no one knows what the hell that is
Knott- 01.23.11	I'd turn into a panther though. Definitely a panther.
Knott- 01.23.11	I know what a fucking okapi is you had to catch one on this arcade safari game i used to play on holiday!!!
BallsToTheWall 01.23.11	Panthers are great but are they real? I hear they're just black leopards/jaguars/etc.
qwe3 01.23.11	i'd turn into a human
Knott- 01.23.11	Yeah they're just black jaguars or leopards but it's their blackness that makes them cool. Kinda like people.
BallsToTheWall 01.23.11	Humans are pussies.
Eskate87 01.23.11	Owl for sure. Itd be so awsome to shit out the skeletal remains of your victims in nice pellet sized packages. Fuck ya.
Eskate87 01.23.11	or maybe a Coconut Crab. Google it and squirm.
BallsToTheWall 01.23.11	My god man that thing is revolting.
Eskate87 01.23.11	ya man, i remember seeing it on some funny photo website kinda like failblog or something and thought it was photoshopped for sure. if you wiki it itll say how theyve been known to break into peoples houses really late at night and go through their kitches. could you imagine that. holy hell.
klap 01.23.11	polar bears balls. only animal that actively hunts humans
BallsToTheWall 01.23.11	They don't live in forests but as a Grizzly bear I could do wonders. With my psyche and the bear's tree climbing/water traversing/running abilities the hybrid/man/bear me would be invincible.
qwe3 01.23.11	if i wasnt a human i wouldnt be able to watch the wire so thatd suck
klap 01.23.11	oh i didn't know forests were a prerequisite. the stark majesty of the arctic plains would seem to be an ideal fit for your black soul though
BallsToTheWall 01.23.11	I couldn't watch Bones so that would be a dilemma but my lack of responsibilities and education I wouldnt have to pursue as a bear would be totally worth it. You're right there is a classic Lovecraft story bsed in the unholy remnants of the arctic.
Departures 01.23.11	I shouldn't have mentioned the Okapi cuz now everyone will know about it and then it will no longer be cool and then I will have to find a new obscure animal to idolise
G3N3R1C 01.23.11	this discussion is making me consider getting into hunting.
BallsToTheWall 01.23.11	Seen that before but never knw the name. Bizarre creature. http://www.weirdseamonsters.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/frilled-shark.jpg
Eskate87 01.23.11	coconut crabs are cooler than okapi
BallsToTheWall 01.23.11	Moby Dick up in this bitch.....Nessie....Giant Squid......Leviathan....Cerberus..........BOOYAKKA BOYAKK BDUAAAA BDUAAA motherfucking cthulhu
PayneTiger777 01.23.11	I'd be a fucking Tarrasque. Google that shit. As for real animals, I'd be a wolf.
Departures 01.23.11	shutup rippingcorpse, an Okapi could destroy any animal you conjure up
Eskate87 01.23.11	damn you for always making me want to read more Lovecraft
RippingCorpse 01.23.11	bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Departures 01.23.11	sea cucumbers are awesome
kanecooper 01.23.11	i dont think of leopards as being particularly brutal
Brontosaurus 01.23.11	Rhino
fulgrim 01.23.11	Charizard.
Josh D. 01.23.11	antz
Departures 01.23.11	no Charizard [2]
BallsToTheWall 01.23.11	Charizard [3,4,5] GETTING DRUNK IN THE AFTERNOON HIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TheJackal 01.23.11	jackal as number 1, that's what i like yo see!
Waior 01.23.11	BEAVER
Wolfhorde 01.23.11	I miss dinosaurs.
musicConsumer 01.23.11	platypus no question
BallsToTheWall 01.23.11	platypus are great and as I am boozing pretty heavy right now this debate should be fun. I wannA BE A PINK FLASWANGO AND A LEMON COMBINED IN ONE
Departures 01.23.11	Platypus are so 1995 (I say that cuz I donno the plural of the word)
Spec 01.23.11	http://www3.picturepush.com/photo/a/4920401/img/Anonymous/40856.jpg
TheJackal 01.23.11	you have to able to fly, that's the most important thing... an eagle perhaps
Departures 01.23.11	thylacine probably suck elephant cock which is why nature made it so their mouths could open 120 degress
Spec 01.23.11	Some kind of bird. Being able to fly would be so much fun.
TheJackal 01.23.11	''a typical blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, the average size of penis is 16 foot''
Spec 01.23.11	LOL
Departures 01.23.11	Don't get me wrong, I actually tried to rebuttal your statement italianstallion but its just too indecisive and broad that you made it near impossible so I'll just have to re-affirm my initial statement by saying you sir are a faggot
TheJackal 01.23.11	true story... that's why the sea is so salty, fucking gross
Spec 01.23.11	Don't bother trying to argue with pit.
Spec 01.23.11	Sounds like you need a copy of my book...... Wait what? I want one. I'm terrible at trolling.
BallsToTheWall 01.23.11	STOP THE HATE FELLAS. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ
Spec 01.23.11	We put our heads together to save money!! Bradley's group showers.
Departures 01.23.11	"You gotta get inside your head and pull out your best" I thought this applies more to thylacines than myself
Spec 01.23.11	Well, back to listening to Dangers then..
TheJackal 01.23.11	just what i needed, thanks ballstothewall
Spec 01.23.11	That part, I already knew.
Departures 01.23.11	think about it
Wolfhorde 01.23.11	Is there a RL-trolling version of the book, too?
BallsToTheWall 01.23.11	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ
TheJackal 01.23.11	''Butterflies taste with their feet''
Departures 01.23.11	flies puke on whatever they touch
Departures 01.23.11	koala's can't reproduce in captivity discovery told me so
Wolfhorde 01.23.11	Don't try to deviate from your embarassing situation.
ffs 01.23.11	yo id turn into a tiger and then id eat all the ppl who are mean to me!!!!!! hehe
Spec 01.23.11	Start with pit ;)
ffs 01.23.11	i would turn into a elephent and play w my dick all day w my trunk,. whos with me
Departures 01.23.11	the best way to troll is not to troll at all
Spec 01.23.11	Actually no, he's pretty hilarious. Start with Strider, he sucks.
TheJackal 01.23.11	animals are facsinating did you know? You are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than by a poisonous spider
ffs 01.23.11	i would turn into a chimp and jack/off
ffs 01.23.11	i would turn into the HULK and beat u all up
ffs 01.23.11	maybe a cat so i could sit on a pretty ladeys lap and purr ;)
Departures 01.23.11	more people die from stray bullets than shark attacks
ffs 01.23.11	Haha but seriously guys. When I die I'd like to experience infinite oblivion, this world sucks. Peace.
TheJackal 01.23.11	i wouldn't like to turn into a troll when i die
Wolfhorde 01.23.11	"animals are facsinating did you know? You are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than by a poisonous spider" Did you know that you are more likely to be killed by your own stupidity than anything else in this fucking big world? When I die.. wait, fuck that last part. Killing Connor McLeod is already on my to-do list.
BallsToTheWall 01.23.11	HULKKK SMASHHHHHHHHHH
TheJackal 01.23.11	you won't be laughing when you get floored by a champagne cork, i will
TheJackal 01.23.11	lets not deviate from the subject, what animal would you like to be?
Departures 01.23.11	clearly there is a lesson in this stop using guns use un-opened champagne bottles change the statistic
TheJackal 01.23.11	departures knows what he's talking about. everyone listen to the voice of reason
BallsToTheWall 01.23.11	BRING YOUR PINK HAT
Spec 01.23.11	As long as there's booz involved.
BallsToTheWall 01.23.11	Gonna down at least 4 more Irish car bombs tonight
kangaroopoo 01.23.11	a Tiger, damn fine looking beast
patroneyes 01.24.11	is it a jackal? a jackal? it's a jackal! a jackal? is it a jackal? a jackal? it's definitely a jackal
BallsToTheWall 01.24.11	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUHuE01TiFM