Plank
01.14.11 | Remember, the more embarassing the better! |
Winsomniac
01.14.11 | Friend of mine apparently popped one while getting a physical...
From a fairly elderly woman. My curiosity for the situation kind of ended there. |
Josh D.
01.14.11 | Everyday, everywhere. |
taxidermist
01.14.11 | Senior prom. Girl's ass rubbing all over my member. Felt it. Didn't stop >:] |
FadeToBlack
01.14.11 | im always too drunk to get it up |
BigHans
01.14.11 | except when you see a dead animal right Fade |
Josh D.
01.14.11 | I got one while I was laying in bed with an attractive girl.
I'm so ashamed. |
Winsomniac
01.14.11 | ZING |
BallsToTheWall
01.14.11 | Really any time I dance with a girl. Or around a hot girl for that matter. |
Josh D.
01.14.11 | I get one any time I see a chick that I know I would at least hit it as long as I'm hammered.
What the fuck. |
Josh D.
01.14.11 | I think of the word "girl" or "woman" or related words and get one.
I'm a bad person. |
SCREAM!
01.14.11 | Man, woman, child, elderly...come near and beware |
ARuinedEmpire
01.14.11 | I think of Jesse Lacey and get one. |
BallsToTheWall
01.14.11 | I have a porn problem so when I think of porn I immediately get aroused. |
Josh D.
01.14.11 | I saw a canteloupe with a hole in it once....oh my god, someone help me. |
ARuinedEmpire
01.14.11 | Fruit are great for masturbation Josh. |
Plank
01.14.11 | It's alright. Selotape and sticky pudding then a constant rager springs forth. |
ffs
01.14.11 | one time a girl posted on the internet so i was really nice to her and responded to everything she said and complimented her on her ugly face and i had an erection the whole time hehe |
Josh D.
01.14.11 | I found anal beads in my male friend's bedroom. I had to go crank one out right away just from the sight of them. |
ARuinedEmpire
01.14.11 | Did you use the anal beads as well? |
BallsToTheWall
01.14.11 | a sputnik user sent me a video of snake sex and I had to burp the worm. |
Josh D.
01.14.11 | "Did you use the anal beads as well? "
Well, I wrapped my ding ding with the beads. They were dirty too, ffuuuuucck it was nice. |
taxidermist
01.14.11 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuSYFmL8RoM&feature=related
Lol. |
AnotherBrick
01.14.11 | One time I was getting fitted for my wedding dress and when the lady was measuring me I popped one. She apparently thought it was just a lump in the dress so she tried pushing it down and I gooed all over her. |
BallsToTheWall
01.14.11 | In South Florida yesterday two black men dressed as women tried to walk out of home depot with hundreds of dollars of material. busted THE PEPPER SPRAY AND EVERYTHING. |
omnipanzer
01.14.11 | Nice to see 6 |
Josh D.
01.14.11 | When I found out Ryan Reynolds was dating Scarlett, I soaked myself just because that is one hot couple. But then, after they split, I soaked even harder because now he's single again, fuck yeah. |
ARuinedEmpire
01.14.11 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL
This makes me get a man boner. |
BallsToTheWall
01.14.11 | http://www.hunkymalestars.com/Profile_54.html |
Josh D.
01.14.11 | http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lely8w47Sm1qzmowao1_500.gif
UUUGGGGGGGHHH BLASTING OFF RIGHT NOW! AAAHHHHHHHHHH! |
Spec
01.14.11 | Nope. Prozac took care of that for me. |
Kimm
01.14.11 | lol ^ |
kangaroopoo
01.15.11 | bus seat near the engine |
