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Songs To Fight People To

In a variety of scenarios.
1Vampire Weekend
Contra

Diplomats Son. You walk into a Starbucks, and you hear a hipster snicker to his cronies about your Affliction t-shirt. You then surprise attack the horde with a flying cup of hot coffee, and proceed to beat the living hell out of that horn rimmed glasses wearing fuck with his own labtop and tackle him through the window. Closing the night by throwing him in a dumpster.
2The Beatles
Revolver

Elanor Rigby. You're driving all right and then an old couple is driving 15 in a 45. Ok ok wait another old couple cuts you off the road, you then proceed to chase them down and corner the fucks in a publix. You got your bandanna, wife beater on and brass knuckle belt buckle looking to do some damage. You shake the old people like a baby and piss on their leather interior.
3Lil Wayne
I Am Not A Human Being

What's Wrongs yo With Them. You roll up to club in a limo and some motherfucker in the outside bar gives you a dirty ass look. Jump the fucking table and WHAM!!!!! Beat the shit out of the guy with plates and a broomstick who it turns out is blind. You don't know though and end up banging some girl who turns out to be his girlfriend in a public stall. Go back and call him a pussy for not fighting back.
4Eisley
Room Noises

I Wasn't Prepared. You're at church and the preacher begins to start talking shit about you and you're boys. It's getting way too personal in here you walk up to the podium and start shoving the piano player/choir vocalist. Shit starts to get heavy and you start throwing punches at any one around you. It turns into a massive fuckin brawl. Being escorted out the door by cops you turn in to sneak one last punch, somehow managing to strike a child.
5Agnostic Front
Warriors

For My Family. Trying to watch a movie but the motherfuckers sitting behind wont stop kicking my girls chair. So I take a large bag of popcorn and asphyxiate the perpetrator then punch him or her in the balls 23 times and throw any other unwelcome douchebag over the railing and start kicking him in the ribs. Security comes by I use my jiujitsu to snap limbs.
6Arcade Fire
The Suburbs

Sprawl II. You go to an indoor skating rink, some guy bumps into you. He apologizes but fuck that shit, you don't take that crap from nobody. You take off your skate and beat him senseless. Drag him through the rink and give him 4 swirliies in a toilet after you took a massive shit.
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