Scoot: Hipsters =/= Non-Hipsters

Scoot 01.10.11	these bands suck btw
LegendofPittman 01.10.11	1 can have their moments. 3 is good. Rest is meh. I don't know any hipsters so I can't tell you much.
TomArnoldsArmpit 01.10.11	You're right, these all suck. You forgot how they cuff their jeans so they look like Gilligan. Cause Gilligan is in right now.
couldwinarabbit 01.10.11	I follow 5 and that is it. However 1 and 3 are undisputedly awesome the rest suck.
Urinetrouble 01.10.11	lol hipsters. 1 rules btw
MaskAtTheMasquerade 01.10.11	they are everywhere in Williamsburg NY
Scoot 01.10.11	i feel for you, i live in vancouver
pizzamachine 01.10.11	Cool.
Dryden 01.10.11	agree
Cynical Pollock 01.10.11	Whenever I'm feeling hipster i wear my stained-glass button t-shirt and pop its collar.
Athom 01.10.11	popped collars are for brofags. learn the difference.
couldwinarabbit 01.10.11	wouldn't be that a polo shirt. And they are for bros who are infinitely more annoying...because the dave mathews band doesn't rule.
TomArnoldsArmpit 01.10.11	latfh.com that is where you are going to see perfect examples of hipsters.
Satellite 01.10.11	they have more sex than you.
Jips 01.10.11	music aside... at least bros dont dress like fucktards
Satellite 01.10.11	lolwut http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/lookin_bro_wake.jpg
qwer7yfreak 01.10.11	Bros have ALWAYS dressed like fucktards And 3 doesn't suck, thank you very much
Scoot 01.10.11	no u
Jips 01.10.11	not real interested in getting into a fashion debate on sputnik. but the bro look has at least some disillusion sense of class to it, where the hipster look is a sort of freak show... i live in a region where both scenes are prominent and thats the way it seems to me
Wolfhorde 01.10.11	www.hipsterhitler.com yo.
couldwinarabbit 01.10.11	my school is a huge bro school it is awful.
Satellite 01.10.11	don't try making a point when you don't know what the fuck you are talking about on sputnik, then. show me one example of a brodude with class. i want to see it.
Scoot 01.10.11	bros vs. hipsters
deathofasalesman 01.10.11	I saw a guy walking his dog in cuffed jeans, TOMS, and a propeller cap.
Scoot 01.10.11	did you take a picture?
couldwinarabbit 01.10.11	hipsters are the guys in American Apparel Bros are the guys in A&F
deathofasalesman 01.10.11	Nope. But I would've taken one on my iPhone and posted it on tumblr and called it art.
Scoot 01.10.11	sounds like anal seepage
cvlts 01.10.11	Once trust fund punks lose their savings they are reduced to riding a fixed gear bike, the same means of travel they had when they were in middle school. Their current bike build is actually less sophisticated than the ones they grew up on, but hipsters will always sacrifice the convenience of brakes for fashion. One of the most pretentious of all hipsters, fixies are primarily located in Williamsburg, Portland, San Francisco and wherever else snobs congregate these days. They tend to hang out at cafés, bike shops and anywhere else they can turn their nose at other hipsters. Usually enrolled in some form of printmaking or photography at their art school, the fixie spends more time complaining about things rather than creating them.
Satellite 01.10.11	fixed gears only no three-speeds allowed!
Scoot 01.10.11	oh yeah and they're always enrolled in some faggy art class at the local community college and think they're big shots
cvlts 01.10.11	i cant really say too much cause being from seattle means possession of a fixie is a required standard of living
Defeater 01.10.11	real hipsters ride tandem bikes gotta give those hipster chicks rides
Defeater 01.10.11	yeah and really easy too
cvlts 01.10.11	god no
Satellite 01.10.11	"oh yeah and they're always enrolled in some faggy art class at the local community college and think they're big shots" lol yeah fuck them for attempting to express themselves creatively. assholes.
Wolfhorde 01.10.11	Hipsters wear overly big glasses.
Defeater 01.10.11	those big art folders always crack me up
Kiran 01.10.11	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I&feature=player_embedded
couldwinarabbit 01.10.11	"real hipsters ride tandem bikes gotta give those hipster chicks rides" handlebars broseph
Scoot 01.10.11	yeah but have fun dating them unless you enjoy shopping for antique clocks and pencil crayons
Scoot 01.10.11	nothing wrong with expressing yourself as long as you don't shove it down my throat edit: that's what she said
DaveyBoy 01.10.11	Oh, I thought this was a list that would have pics of woman's underwear.
Defeater 01.10.11	those would be bloomers davey
Josh D. 01.10.11	http://www.fukung.net/images/28994/c47f8dd9fc63a02618152a4a96164b62.gif
Douglas 01.10.11	but Grizzly Bear are amazing
Scoot 01.10.11	gross
Kiran 01.10.11	all these bands are great
Wolfhorde 01.10.11	"nothing wrong with expressing yourself as long as you don't shove it down my throat edit: that's what she said" Wrong. If you're acting like your glasses look like you need professional help.
Josh D. 01.10.11	Was ist das problem?
qwe3 01.10.11	im prob a hipster but idgaf cuz i get mad vagina
Satellite 01.10.11	"If you're acting like your glasses look like you need professional help." what do these words even mean?
couldwinarabbit 01.10.11	@qwe3 do you bath on a regular basis cause that is the most annoying part of hipsters.
whywontyoudie 01.10.11	pabst.
Josh D. 01.10.11	Ich bin verwirrt.
acADHDemy 01.10.11	sure i hate hipsters, but i hate rednecks more, and you are pretty clearly a redneck. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNCsNArpQ2w
whywontyoudie 01.10.11	4 years of german and i don't speak a word of it. dammit josh.
Wolfhorde 01.10.11	"what do these words even mean?" You serious? That was some kind of a metaphor. @Josh: Weil..?
Satellite 01.10.11	slc punk was such a bad film. most people who complain about hipsters are just jealous and confused that some effete bearded dude with a scarf gets more poon than them.
acADHDemy 01.10.11	SLC punk is such a classic wtf r u talkin about satty
Satellite 01.10.11	i'm completely serious. "If you're acting like your glasses look like you need professional help." please tell me i'm not the only one baffled by this sentence, which was hopefully typed by someone whose first language is not english.
whywontyoudie 01.10.11	Satellite, i'm confused as balls also.
Josh D. 01.10.11	Wie traurig.
whywontyoudie 01.10.11	how something..
Defeater 01.10.11	nah he's saying if you act as ridiculous as your glasses look then you need help I got it
Josh D. 01.10.11	Ich verstehe jetzt.
Satellite 01.10.11	a comma would've helped. pretty absurd metaphor regardless.
acADHDemy 01.10.11	i love tegan and sara
couldwinarabbit 01.10.11	hipsters are too self important to be told when to take a breath, thus they don't need commas.
Defeater 01.10.11	we don't really have hipster girls around flint. a lot of surburban white sluts though, which is always good.
qwe3 01.10.11	ofc i shower gotta get all the woman juice off me
Spec 01.10.11	They wear glasses.
Josh D. 01.10.11	Ja und?
Spec 01.10.11	Josh D.= HIPSTER
Spec 01.10.11	Your DP still rules btw ;)
Satellite 01.10.11	defeater i used to date a hipster girl from the greater flint area (fenton).
Kimm 01.10.11	Satty's right, you needed a comma. I still got it though. I think my sister is slowly becoming a hipster.
Josh D. 01.10.11	My double penetration rules?
Defeater 01.10.11	I don't know any girls from Fenton. Now west of Flint is a different story. I've probably ran across her sometime though.
couldwinarabbit 01.10.11	so she is getting better taste?
Kimm 01.10.11	Go to bed, Defeater.
Scoot 01.10.11	lol
Defeater 01.10.11	lol yeah I know
Satellite 01.10.11	she lived right on lake fenton. she recently upgraded to the hipster mecca of austin, texas.
Josh D. 01.10.11	Hell yeah, Austin.
Satellite 01.10.11	yeah, heard it's a pretty legit town.
Josh D. 01.10.11	Supposed to be the bomb for music and bar hopping and stuff. I haven't been in a long time.
Scoot 01.10.11	i know my dp rules
Josh D. 01.10.11	Still don't know what that is.
Kimm 01.10.11	Display pic.
Scoot 01.10.11	double penetration
Spec 01.10.11	@Kimm It's because she's going to college. She still listens to terrible music that even hipsters wouldn't touch, don't worry.
Josh D. 01.10.11	Thought so, Scoot, thanks.
TomArnoldsArmpit 01.10.11	No hipsters in Arizona. Tons in Oregon. Some in california.
Spec 01.10.11	double penetration [2]
Spec 01.10.11	Don't you fucking hate it when you want to get fucked up but all you have are sugary alcoholic drinks? I fucking hate them.
Scoot 01.10.11	snort some pixie sticks
Josh D. 01.10.11	That doesn't happen because I have money from working and I buy beer with it.
Kimm 01.10.11	I like sugary alcoholic drinks. And yeah, I know haha. In university, recently got glasses, LOVES her Starbucks and her Mac... I love her.
Josh D. 01.10.11	Uh, ok.
Spec 01.10.11	I definitely have the money too.
Josh D. 01.10.11	Great.
Spec 01.10.11	Blast some Converge up her ass. She'll like it.
couldwinarabbit 01.10.11	...isn't listen to good music the main part about being a hipster?
Josh D. 01.10.11	Nicht für Sie.
Spec 01.10.11	Yeah. If you listen to Casting Crowns and Owl City, you're not even good enough to be a hipster.
Kimm 01.10.11	I said "slowly becoming" a hipster. Maybe the good music will come with time.
Spec 01.10.11	Josh D. You should try being useful once in a while.
Spec 01.10.11	Well, now even you listen to The Antlers so I guess it's possible.
Kimm 01.10.11	There's nothing wrong with Casting Crowns. Owl City we won't get into.
Scoot 01.10.11	owl city is what poseur hipsters listen to at least these bands up top aren't godawful. they're all overrated though
Josh D. 01.10.11	"Josh D. You should try being useful once in a while. " I answered his question.
Spec 01.10.11	owl city is what poseur hipsters listen to So true. How much lower can you get than a wanabee hipster?
Spec 01.10.11	Bitch you don't know nothin' bout me.
Kimm 01.10.11	Spec - What's that supposed to mean? My taste isn't terrible!
Aids 01.10.11	scoot you're from vancouver? the BC presence on sputnik grows ever larger!
Spec 01.10.11	4 excellent Anberlin Lost Songs Black Eyed Peas Elephunk Carrie Underwood Some Hearts Casting Crowns Casting Crowns Casting Crowns The Altar and the Door Casting Crowns Until the Whole World Hears Demon Hunter The World Is A Thorn Eleventyseven Galactic Conquest Flyleaf Flyleaf Living Sacrifice The Hammering Process Owl City Ocean Eyes Here are some reasons.
couldwinarabbit 01.10.11	cough42% metalcorecough
Spec 01.10.11	But you don't suck SputnikMusics dick which is cool, so it's all good. I mean Circle Takes The Square? Come on.
Spec 01.10.11	Alberta represent.
qwe3 01.10.11	HAHAHA oh wow kimm just got owned by spec that's fucking hilarious
Josh D. 01.10.11	Kim.
Scoot 01.10.11	scoot you're from vancouver? the BC presence on sputnik grows ever larger! fuck yeah homes. our hipsters are bad though
Josh D. 01.10.11	So you Canadanians like Georde Stroumboulopoulos?
Spec 01.10.11	HAHAHA oh wow kimm just got owned by spec that's fucking hilarious She's still cooler than you. Being nice is the new black.
Aids 01.10.11	yes they are I'm a hipster in that I listen to hipster music and am picky about sound quality but I don't drink starbucks or own a mac or any of that shit. also, i'm going to Sasquatch for the second year in a row and that's pretty much hipster mecca. but I only own ONE flannel longsleve so I swear I'm not that bad haha Holy shit you've been here since '05? I thought you were new.
Spec 01.10.11	Nah bro, can't pronounce his name.
Aids 01.10.11	"So you Canadanians like Georde Stroumboulopoulos?" fuck yes that man is awesome
Spec 01.10.11	And if you spelled his name without looking it up, I am impressed.
Spec 01.10.11	It's all about Narduar.
Josh D. 01.10.11	Ah cool.
Scoot 01.10.11	haha man before the forum cleanout i had like 13,000 posts on the forums haven't been on the reviews side for very long and i'm guilty on the flannel :( not my fault my girlfriend thinks i look sexy in it
Josh D. 01.10.11	Flannel is in the world.
Spec 01.10.11	You impressed Spec. Obviously your life is complete.
Kiran 01.10.11	flannel rules
Spec 01.10.11	Flannel ruled before it was cool. And it will rule once the trend has moved on to something else. 'Round these parts it's already becoming "un-cool."
qwe3 01.10.11	"She's still cooler than you. Being nice is the new black." lol what does cool even mean in this context fuck off
Scoot 01.10.11	yes it does if not combined with nerd glasses and a fedora
qwe3 01.10.11	im closest to 3 and 5 prob a combo of the two
TheEnigma 01.10.11	"Owned by Spec." Not a surprise. Btw he's right, you do need to change your ratings. Fixed.
Scoot 01.10.11	i have some embarassing ratings i had periphery at a 5 for a solid 6 months
Aids 01.10.11	Kiran knows what's up, now there's a hipster. (I don't mean that as an insult like most people do)
Spec 01.10.11	yes it does if not combined with nerd glasses and a fedora Fuck yeah ska.
Spec 01.10.11	I never got into Periphery, now I seem more elite because of it.
Josh D. 01.10.11	They suck.
Aids 01.10.11	I'm totally buying some new flannel soon, I got $80 credit at this super hipster store in Nanaimo I can't wait
Spec 01.10.11	Mhhm.
qwe3 01.10.11	i don't understand this elite business. some people don't like certain bands. i mean like, lots of people detest btbam/periphery/pth/sikth because they think those bands make godawful music. where does the "elite" come in
Scoot 01.10.11	bulb is sweet periphery is meh, particulary because spencer sotelo sucks at singing
Kiran 01.10.11	aids, dude, if wearing flannel, owning a macbook, biking (on my normal bike) to uni and having a SUPERB taste in music is wrong, i don't wanna be right
Scoot 01.10.11	sikth are in a class of their own nobody disses them
Josh D. 01.10.11	Sikth are great.
Scoot 01.10.11	oh and perhaps the biggest hipster band of all neutral milk hotel
Aids 01.10.11	"aids, dude, if wearing flannel, owning a macbook, biking (on my normal bike) to uni and having a SUPERB taste in music is wrong, i don't wanna be right" quoted for motherfucking truth SUPERB taste
Spec 01.10.11	Sikth are great. Fuck yes Josh, we agree on something.
Scoot 01.10.11	Fuck Sikth. noooooooo
Josh D. 01.10.11	TTADADO is really good.
Scoot 01.10.11	la dispute is quickly become a favorite for hipster metalheads which upsets me greatly
Aids 01.10.11	la dispute is one of my top five bands probably the argument for me as a hipster grows stronger by the post O_O
Josh D. 01.10.11	I don't care who likes what music, I like it still.
Josh D. 01.10.11	You.
Scoot 01.10.11	la dispute are great but the dickriding is is crazy
Josh D. 01.10.11	Shut it.
Aids 01.10.11	"not my fault my girlfriend thinks i look sexy in it" I agree ;)
Aids 01.10.11	Let's not let this thread get hijacked by arguing if La Dispute are good or not, many a good thread have been destroyed that way. And they rool, for the record.
Josh D. 01.10.11	Emery
Aids 01.10.11	post-hardcore's greatest ever
Josh D. 01.10.11	dickx
Scoot 01.10.11	i don't get it
Aids 01.10.11	somebody bring up religion, I wanna see some walls of text!
couldwinarabbit 01.10.11	"aids, dude, if wearing flannel, owning a macbook, biking (on my normal bike) to uni and having a SUPERB taste in music is wrong, i don't wanna be right" + not being a basement troll
Scoot 01.10.11	In these words the following particulars are to be observed. (1.) A certain spiritual disease charged on some persons, viz. darkness, and blindness of mind, appearing in their ignorance and folly. (2.) The great degree of this disease; so as to render the subjects of it fools. Ye fools, when will ye be wise? And so as to reduce them to a degree of brutishness. Ye brutish among the people. This ignorance and folly were to such a degree, as to render men like beasts. (3.) The obstinacy of this disease; expressed in that interrogation, When will ye be wise? Their blindness and folly were not only very great; but deeply rooted and established, resisting all manner of cure. (4.) Of what nature this blindness is. It is especially in things pertaining to God. They were strangely ignorant of his perfections, like beasts. And had foolish notions of him, as though he did not see, nor know, and as though he would not execute justice, by chastising and punishing wicked men. (5.) The unreasonableness and sottishness of the notion they had of God, that he did not hear, did not observe their reproaches of him and his people, is shown by observing that he planted the ear. It is very unreasonable to suppose that he, who gave power of perceiving words to others, should not perceive them himself. And the sottishness of their being insensible of God’s all-seeing eye, and particularly of his seeing their wicked actions, appears, in that God is the being who formed the eye and gave others a power of seeing. The sottishness of their apprehension of God, as though he did not know what they did, is argued from his being the fountain and original of all knowledge. The unreasonableness of their expecting to escape God’s just chastisements and judgments for sin is set forth by his chastising even the heathen, who did not sin against that light, or against so great mercies, as the wicked in Israel did; nor had ever made such a profession as they. fuck shit ass cunt balls. (6.) We may observe, that this dreadful disease is ascribed to mankind in general. The Lord knoweth the thoughts of MAN, that they are vanity. The psalmist had been setting forth the vanity and unreasonableness of the thoughts of some of the children of men. And immediately upon it he observes that this vanity and foolishness of thought is common and natural to mankind.
Spec 01.10.11	Not reading that.
Scoot 01.10.11	it's worth it, trust me. there's a hidden message.
Aids 01.10.11	Evolution is false, God created the universe with his mac, anyone who disagrees with this is a heathen go
Josh D. 01.10.11	"That the state of nature, at any time, is a temporary phase of a process of incessant change, which has been going on for innumerable ages, appears to me to be a proposition as well established as any in modern history" - Thomas H. Huxley
Scoot 01.10.11	no the fuck shit ass cunt balls was supposed to be there
Spec 01.10.11	Just tell me the hidden message. There's a lifetime of depression and anxiety in it for you..
GeorgeCostanza 01.10.11	Williamsburg NY is in a constant state of war between the hipster hordes and the Hasidic Jews but actually the Jews who live there have already won; they own most of the residential property in the area and get rich off the hipster douchebags while they are bankrolled by their parents. since the area's become ultra-gentrified in the last few years following the influx of suburban white kids and Cooper Union art school students, the real estate value of these apartments has skyrocketed, and the noble Hasidim make a killing
Spec 01.10.11	GEORGE!
Josh D. 01.10.11	No one cares.
Scoot 01.10.11	i like george costanza he's not a hipster
Scoot 01.10.11	title changed to better reflect the course of the material
Josh D. 01.10.11	Great.
Aids 01.10.11	oh shit the appearance of MJ and title change of this list assure that this shit's about to explode. (edit: comment number 200, I rule)
Scoot 01.10.11	lets go for 500 comments we will truly be in elite company
Spec 01.10.11	Title change sucks. I'm gone.
Masochist 01.10.11	Fuck iPods. ZUNES FTMFW.
Scoot 01.10.11	if i change it back will you promise to stay :'(
Josh D. 01.10.11	You guys should go check moaropeth real quick.
Aids 01.10.11	we don't need spec
Scoot 01.10.11	wtf is moaropeth
Josh D. 01.10.11	moaropeth.tumblr.com Come on man, basically a Sputnik blog.
GeorgeCostanza 01.10.11	yeah change the list title back. religion sucks. we live in a bleak, godless universe luckily humanity is slowly on its way to becoming God...despite the existence of hipsters and other degenerates who block the way
Dryden 01.10.11	lol
Scoot 01.10.11	haha oh yeah i basically caused that last post with the mention of the red chord being a deathcore band
Aids 01.10.11	MJ shut the fuck up you're studying philosophy we fucking get it
Athom 01.10.11	the fuck. last time i saw this thread there were like 20 post. damn that was fast.
Josh D. 01.10.11	Stan.
Scoot 01.10.11	what can i say red i know how to draw a crowd
acADHDemy 01.10.11	honeslty the only things listed above that people should have a problem with are: 1) people who use macs 2) people who patronize starbucks (the only reason why I specifically differentiate these two is that these two are somewhat harmful to the rest of us)
Spec 01.10.11	Back.
acADHDemy 01.10.11	double post
Spec 01.10.11	Fuck yeah.
Scoot 01.10.11	lol i just joined tumblr my name is convergina
Aids 01.10.11	woah woah woah wait a sec I was just reading moaropeth, Defeater is someguest?
Spec 01.10.11	I hope you did that while blasting Isis up her ass.
couldwinarabbit 01.10.11	for kimm: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y4f62-TLIM
Scoot 01.10.11	which song because i prefer grinning mouths but that might be a tad promiscuous
Spec 01.10.11	Oh. You see, that's more than I wanted to hear.
Scoot 01.10.11	sadface what the fuck time is it where you're all at
Scoot 01.10.11	oh then it's panopticon or nothing
Spec 01.10.11	10,000 Days FTW
Scoot 01.10.11	lateralus cuz it's as long as it can possibly be on a single disk did you guys know that
couldwinarabbit 01.10.11	tool is awful.
Scoot 01.10.11	tool is for fools jk it rulez its haters simply drool at the talent in their gene pool
Scoot 01.10.11	you get those fans that consider it a religion though
Scoot 01.10.11	aenima for me
Scoot 01.10.11	plus you know those epic interludes are just the shits i guess the rest of sputnik went to bed or have lives or something
Scoot 01.10.11	guess not what else can we introduce to keep this epic thread going i always wonder why they sterilize needles before they lethally inject people with them
couldwinarabbit 01.10.11	nah thread just sucked when music became a topic.
Scoot 01.10.11	oh look we have a new participant in our convo
Scoot 01.10.11	anything requiring controversy
Scoot 01.10.11	that too
Dogget 01.10.11	vaguely interesting title, clicked and saw loads of comments so going to take a stab in the dark at what the conversation is now about because I cba to read all the shit so here goes: God is gay and therefore plays xbox. Also hitler/nazi's
Scoot 01.10.11	xbox rules hipsters are the real enemy
Dogget 01.10.11	are Florence and the Machine considered hipster in America?
Scoot 01.10.11	such a douchebag band same with modest mouse
Kiran 01.10.11	modest mouse rule
climactic 01.10.11	i go to starbucks often, have thick black rim glasses, have a mac laptop, and have $200 Sennheiser headphones... I'm the farthest thing from a hipster
Dogget 01.10.11	I imagine you have a vaguely leftist doctrine of beliefs
Scoot 01.10.11	but you wouldn't know about those, they're too exclusive
porch 01.10.11	i listen to better music than you and know the correct definitions of words, i guess i must be a hipster
Cynical Pollock 01.10.11	This page is gold. 5 star entertainment.
Scoot 01.10.11	is it? is it really? 5 stars is too mainstream for my tastes, that means everyone likes it
Dogget 01.10.11	I only really like a few pages, they were like 5 stars 20 years ago or something but weren't widely read. You probably haven't heard of them.
Scoot 01.10.11	they were featured in an underground indie mag a few years ago i got it from a store you've never heard of on a street you've never been to in a town you've never seen before
alachlahol 01.10.11	is satellite advocating that people get mad at hipsters cause they get a lot of pussy this is news to me
McCopper 01.10.11	X =/= not X GODDAMIT YOU'RE SO WISE!
Scoot 01.10.11	there's a seminar you can go to
alachlahol 01.10.11	do hipsters actually get laid more than the average joe
alachlahol 01.10.11	need to know before i go clothes shopping again
Scoot 01.10.11	no
Spec 01.10.11	Oh shit, this is still going. Sup sputnik?
Scoot 01.10.11	you sound surprised
alachlahol 01.10.11	did you just bump this and then delete your comment scoot
dirkschamgganbad 01.10.11	"did you just bump this and then delete your comment scoot" was just about to say this listmaker is more annoying and retarded than any hipster i know
alachlahol 01.10.11	scoot made this list as a self parody hes actually a self loathing hipster fuck
ffs 01.10.11	yo anyone here ever sucked a dick
americanmusicmachine 01.10.11	Best List I've Read In Like At Least Three Weeks.
alachlahol 01.10.11	most hipster thing ever u wanna join the club u need to suck some dicks
ffs 01.10.11	sucking dicks is so 2010 fellas
alachlahol 01.10.11	2011 year of the buttfuck
americanmusicmachine 01.10.11	2011 is for eatin' pussy
Scoot 01.10.11	get bent you fucks it would be hipster for this not to get bumped
Scoot 01.10.11	yeah but they have a gay band name hipsters dig that shit
Scoot 01.10.11	arcade fire's debut is good everything else is lame
Scoot 01.10.11	loooooool this
omnipanzer 01.10.11	I'm inclined to agree.
AggravatedYeti 01.10.11	could take cake for dumbest list this week.
Scoot 01.10.11	get fucked
AggravatedYeti 01.10.11	apparently you can't
Scoot 01.10.11	you're the aggravated yeti
AggravatedYeti 01.10.11	: X
Scoot 01.10.11	take that
Scoot 01.10.11	NO FUCK YOU
lookatthatparkinglot 01.10.11	female hipsters keep their vaginas tucked away from the light of day. then once the right person comes along, they free their deprived vaginas and let this man mutilate the shit out of it. and then they become nymphomaniacs and go insane and have sex with every straight dude that looks gay that you've ever met. [2] greatest thing ever written.
Scoot 01.10.11	because it's troof
Scoot 01.10.11	the fuck
Megadeth 01.10.11	YOU DIDNT LISTEN AGAIN
Scoot 01.10.11	hahaha
Deathcar 01.10.11	This list, I don't even...
DENEpants 01.11.11	pretty sure you people haven't met an actual hipster cause cool people don't talk to you.
foreverendeared 01.11.11	http://vexfactor.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/popped-collar-four.jpg
acADHDemy 01.11.11	besides their musical taste and mac use, is there anything bad about hipsters? plenty of yuppies use macs too...
weareallfrankie 01.13.11	I'll type up screenplays on my mac laptop, but all these bands are dumb.
bab808 01.30.11	i read every single comment on this list...
bab808 01.30.11	it was quite entertaining. i'm a hipster somewhat.
Waior 01.30.11	minus the nerd glasses, apparently i'm screwed
Dryden 01.30.11	"these bands suck btw" agreed
qwe3 01.30.11	sikth suck
qwe3 01.30.11	1 2 3 all rule
Deviant. 01.30.11	"my buddy went to Thailand and lemme tell ya he saw way more fucked up shit then that" Those cats know how to play their ping pong
Thane 01.30.11	i've got real nerd glasses but i use contacts like 90% of the time. fuck people who use fake glasses, dumbest shit ever. "hey i'm gonna sit in a wheelchair because wheelchairs are so hip and cool fuck yeah"
Wolfhorde 01.30.11	Just like metabolism. Metabolism is not cool and hip enough for hipst0rz.
parksungjoon 10.25.21	what