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10 People On The Bus

I may sound like an asshole, but when I'm in desperate fucking need rto catch another bus after I get off my first one, one or more of these types rwill start to piss me off.
1Bon Iver
For Emma, Forever Ago

Old People: now, I know it's obviously not their fault. But still. Just seeing
them slooooowly creak up and down the steps drives me insane.
2Consider the Thief
Signs and Wonders

Bitches with too many kids: drives me up the fucking wall. Keep your legs
closed or drive. Nothing is more annoying that having to vacate your seat
just so a big stupid stroller can take up too much room. The best is when
they have to get that ramp from the back all set up...jesus.
3Fugazi
The Argument

High School Kids: they arrive in droves to the stop, crowd the fuck out of
everyone on the bus and feel the need to scream directly into my face to
their friend two feet away. Fuck 'em.
4Scale The Summit
Carving Desert Canyons

Sweaty Fat Guys: they always seem to sit right next to you, making it
impossible to get by them without making them stand up (which takes at
least 30 seconds). Plus, they smell like shit and sometimes they
'accidentally' touch your leg. Gross.
5Sights And Sounds
Monolith

Them Crazies: Again, they always seem to sit next to you. They yell
strange things randomly. They try to talk to you about conspiracy theories.
You move as soon as another seat becomes vacated.
6 Be'lakor
The Frail Tide

People that don't get that I'm listening to music and I don't want to talk to
you: self-explanatory. And then they do that little "take your headphones
off" mime.
7Fair to Midland
Fables From a Mayfly

Drunk people: They bitch to the bus driver that they don't have bus fair
when they're getting on. They stumble around. They obnoxiously start
hitting on whoever they're sitting beside. Again, fuck 'em.
8 Glasjaw
Our Color Green (The Singles)

Inconsiderate people: generally limited to people that sit on the closest
seat to the aisle when there's another seat open beside them and refuse
to move. Can also include people who don't move when you have to get
off, requiring you to step over them.
9Gojira
The Way of All Flesh

The 'I think I left this on the bus' people: it's gone. You're not going to find
it. Holding up the bus for 20 minutes so that you can look for it does not fly.
You should have been more careful with it.
10Eleventh He Reaches London
Hollow Be My Name

People that don't have change and still want to get on: fuck off. Bitching to
a bus driver because they won't let you on won't change anything. If you're
a few cents short, sure. Otherwise, you can walk.
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