Phideaux
12.28.10 | Is your father a 14 year old girl perchance? |
Josh D.
12.28.10 | You should fuck him. |
Athom
12.28.10 | uh |
eternium
12.28.10 | Go into his room and beat his ass. |
Kimm
12.28.10 | That's unfortunate.
Don't worry, I'm pretty much getting kicked out of my house for having black hair. Haha. |
Josh D.
12.28.10 | Heathen. |
Athom
12.28.10 | if you're gonna take Josh's advice might i suggest that you keep it classy and go with a good old fashioned donkey punch to close out the evening. |
Deviant.
12.28.10 | Is "eat the cake" some kind of metaphor? |
sniper
12.28.10 | shouldn't you be complaining about this on myspace or something |
Strider
12.28.10 | "Don't worry, I'm pretty much getting kicked out of my house for having black hair. Haha."
Sorry Kimm, but that's actually more comprehensible than a father not speaking to his child because he's full...
"Is "eat the cake" some kind of metaphor?"
I'm already imagining some incestuous scene right now. |
Kimm
12.28.10 | Meh I could tell you lots of stories.
But yeah, sorry to hear that bro =/ |
Oceans
12.28.10 | Uhh, Cool Story Bro? |
morte
12.28.10 | no lol the birthday cake |
morte
12.28.10 | i'm just tellin u guyse cuz i think it is a pretty stupid reason to get mad |
Josh D.
12.28.10 | Oh. |
Deviant.
12.28.10 | I'm just saying, this list and the situation as a whole would make a lot more sense if it was a metaphor |
Strider
12.28.10 | "Meh I could tell you lots of stories."
I'm very interested in hearing them :p. Parents.... |
DanteCuomo
12.28.10 | You should've just eaten the damn cake. |
eternium
12.28.10 | Strider, stop trying to fuck her. |
Josh D.
12.28.10 | Yeah, freak. Leave the creeping to us. |
Kimm
12.28.10 | Lol I wouldn't know where to start. |
ConsiderPhlebas
12.28.10 | If anything I ate too much of my sister's cake |
Strider
12.28.10 | Say whaaaa? |
Josh D.
12.28.10 | Bunch of cake eaters. |
Kimm
12.28.10 | I love all of you so much. |
Josh D.
12.28.10 | Cool. |
Strider
12.28.10 | sweet |
Josh D.
12.28.10 | Party at my place
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldqg3kZnKO1qzmowao1_500.jpg |
Satellite
12.28.10 | kill your family |
Slum
12.28.10 | i'd be pissed if I were your dad too |
morte
12.28.10 | yea i could've posted this on yahoo answers or on my face book status, but the last someone talked to me on face was like a year ago, my granma asking me for sum farmville shit, i said screw u i don't even know u.
but if my dad gets depressed over a fucking cake then imma start smoking and drinkin to see if he likes it better. |
Josh D.
12.28.10 | yahooanswersfail.com
|
Satellite
12.28.10 | i'll eat yr sister's cake |
ShadowRemains
12.28.10 | lol |
Counterfeit
12.28.10 | "yea i could've posted this on yahoo answers or on my face book status, but the last someone talked to me on face was like a year ago, my granma asking me for sum farmville shit, i said screw u i don't even know u.
but if my dad gets depressed over a fucking cake then imma start smoking and drinkin to see if he likes it better."
wow. i dont even know what to say. |
morte
12.28.10 | @Satellite you can have all of it, are u into 5 year olds? |
Josh D.
12.28.10 | http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/chatroulette-trolling-well-that-was-helpful.jpg |
Kimm
12.29.10 | Eeee the drinking thing is hopefully a joke? |
Satellite
12.29.10 | http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhN4BGqVAwi3hBpYRWvCAcjty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20100705150622AALBo5D |
Josh D.
12.29.10 | I drink beer. |
Satellite
12.29.10 | what's wrong with drinking kimmmm? |
Strider
12.29.10 | Drinking's good. |
Josh D.
12.29.10 | Lol, Sat, did you see this in other answers:
KILLING IN THE CHILD IN THE NAME OF YOU MISTAKES |
morte
12.29.10 | i like to drink milk, from time to time. |
Satellite
12.29.10 | "And I find condoms uncomfortable."
my favorite part. |
Josh D.
12.29.10 | Squeezing his dix. |
morte
12.29.10 | BITCH should have taken them pills |
AnotherBrick
12.29.10 | please inform me when your dad is no longer mad at you, because i deeply care about your personal life |
morte
12.29.10 | @AnotherPrick yeah dude, ofc. |
Strider
12.29.10 | lol |
Kimm
12.29.10 | I sun have a problem with drinking in and of itself. But drinking underage to piss off your parents or to show them that other things you do aren't a big deal is never a good idea.
E
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Kimm
12.29.10 | I *dun* have a problem with drinking
I would just edit the comment but them the spaces disappear so |
Josh D.
12.29.10 | I sun |
Kimm
12.29.10 | Oh. |
Maniac!
12.29.10 | who cares. |
Josh D.
12.29.10 | I'm really pround of a trolling post I made on YouTube a minute ago, check me out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7Wrj9FkLB4
username is unearth19. |
morte
12.29.10 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHUF00Q6CYs |
Josh D.
12.29.10 | YASSEEAAH! |
Strider
12.29.10 | haha |
Inveigh
12.29.10 | "Lol I wouldn't know where to start."
well, first the male needs to become aroused. this can begin with a soft caress to his penis, or you can go straight to an oral massage. next... |
Josh D.
12.29.10 | Don't skate on the tongue either. |
Strider
12.29.10 | you are no gentlemen |
Josh D.
12.29.10 | Why are you the way that you are. |
Strider
12.29.10 | When I see your face... |
morte
12.29.10 | make sure your mouth isn't dry, drink tons of water.
bro |
Josh D.
12.29.10 | This might help too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrOm_LFe2-c |
morte
12.29.10 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75nDvFSHCBc
only if bieber knew that... |
Josh D.
12.29.10 | Haiti's lost children. |
morte
12.29.10 | tell me bout that...
those damn hurrcaynes durh!! |
Josh D.
12.29.10 | My friends are from the same places I am. |
couldwinarabbit
12.29.10 | SputnikMUSIC(and on occasion food).com |
Josh D.
12.29.10 | Here in my car. |
HaydenDyson
12.29.10 | lmao |
FilthyBorgir
12.29.10 | Over cake........ LOL. Your dad must be on his period. |
Josh D.
12.29.10 | Not recognizing joke list
Make serious comments |
Defeater
12.29.10 | "Don't worry, I'm pretty much getting kicked out of my house for having black hair. Haha."
IT'S OF THE DEVIL! |
HaydenDyson
12.29.10 | My father is very mad at my grammer teacher Josh D. for not teacher me how to spell grammer |
eyedea420
12.29.10 | Cake boss |
eyedea420
12.29.10 | Don't smoke, eat edibles, keep your drinking on the low, ain't no need to piss ur pops off to the point where he will send u to a "special" school |
eternium
12.29.10 | SMOKE
WEED
ERRY
DAY |
eyedea420
12.29.10 | No sticks no stems no leaves |
Satellite
12.29.10 | "E
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kimm has lots of experience. |
Acanthus
12.29.10 | Cake's a lie anyway, not missing much. Real party is in the basement, grandpa's broken out the toys so go play like good girls and little boys. |
therayder
12.29.10 | A MASTODON GUITAR SOLO!!!! |
eyedea420
12.29.10 | MOTHER PUNCHER! |
mishAbasi
03.30.11 | There's this thing that the English Language has, it's called grammar! |
Emim
03.30.11 | Oh, no shit? |
theacademy
03.30.11 | things that are a lie:
1. the cake
2. this list |
icaughtfire1992
03.30.11 | lol |
