BallsToTheWall: Black Metal That Doesn't Suck

BallsToTheWall 12.22.10	Howdy ya'll, would you fine gentlemen like some cookies and milk?
DoubtGin 12.22.10	no
accompliceofmydeath 12.22.10	I would like cookies and milk, but I don't like black metal. Do I still get some?
IndomitableSpirit 12.22.10	hellllll yeahh
pizzamachine 12.22.10	"but I don't like black metal." WHAT?
accompliceofmydeath 12.22.10	I DON'T LIKE BLACK METAL!!!
Wolfhorde 12.22.10	I sense NSBM and basment-quality. Why're you here then ?
BallsToTheWall 12.22.10	Posers and the unworthy will be fed with organic chocolate chip cookies but instead of chocolate chips will feature carob chips, sweetened with rice sugar, wombat milk and grass blades.
IndomitableSpirit 12.22.10	basement-trashcan quality or death
BallsToTheWall 12.22.10	I beat off to Deathcrush.
ffs 12.22.10	krieged my pants
accompliceofmydeath 12.22.10	Damn, those cookies are gonna suck :(
Wolfhorde 12.22.10	Neh. If it's gonna be mashine-gun BM then please something with decent quality like Funeral Mist or Valkyrja.
BallsToTheWall 12.22.10	I like one Funeral mist song from the last album however Archgoat, well all these bands rape your face off with a chalkboard. Gonna get my lotion ready for Von Goat
Wolfhorde 12.22.10	Raping faces ain't hard. Raping faces in an innovative way, that's what makes the deal. Like Deströyer 666.
IndomitableSpirit 12.22.10	Von Goat is pretty decent. Valkyrja is awful and Destroyer 666 is so overrated
BallsToTheWall 12.22.10	Fuck innovation in death/black metal. I could listen to Incantation/Dismember/Russian BM clones all day while knitting sweaters.
Inveigh 12.22.10	whoa when did IndomitableSpirit come back into usage?
pizzamachine 12.22.10	Joined: 12-22-10
IndomitableSpirit 12.22.10	TheSpirit account got banned for a few days so this is my temp
Inveigh 12.22.10	well yeah I'm just wondering if Spirit got banned and re-created the orig username (he was originall TheIndomitableSpirit right?)
Inveigh 12.22.10	lol word
alachlahol 12.22.10	were these all recorded using 1925 telephone wire fed through a thomas edison phonograph located in the cell of an abandoned soviet gulag if not im not impressed
BigHans 12.22.10	list title is an oxy moron
BallsToTheWall 12.22.10	You're an oxy moron. And yes alachol.
ThyCrossAwaits 12.22.10	heard the new Meads of Asphodel, Balls?
BigHans 12.22.10	were these all recorded using 1925 telephone wire fed through a thomas edison phonograph located in the cell of an abandoned soviet gulag if not im not impressed ^ Me either, production is for faggots
BallsToTheWall 12.22.10	No but i'll check it out. Racy album title.
alachlahol 12.22.10	if balls actually has these in digital format it sickens me that he make such a hypocritical list any trve kvltser knows that albums must be distributed through formats such as betamax or morse code
ThyCrossAwaits 12.22.10	Pretty good, album title is racy as fuck. Lol, Morse code.
BallsToTheWall 12.22.10	fuck the black metal code, i'm going to take it over, establish my own ground rules and war and enslave all my fellow mates with my blistering halberd and spiked tonfas. Take no prisoners unless given mead, show no sympathy or loyalty to the fiends. A new age is upon us.
ThyCrossAwaits 12.22.10	To the soundtrack of Destroyer 666, i hope
BigHans 12.22.10	Yeah but if you and all of your black metal fag pals conquered the world using your Viking clubs and black metal shit, that would mean black metal would become the most popular form of music in the world, and then it wouldnt be cool anymore, so you'd start listening to old popl records that you probably banished in the first place just to be edgy against the conformity of the ruling black metal society. Or some shit.
Wolfhorde 12.22.10	Not really. That whole BM-hipster movement has grown old in Europe. There are "trvekvltfrostgrymrapyngaryankriegtodhatredwarrrorsofsatandoom" everywhere. @BigHans: Hah, valid point.
BallsToTheWall 12.22.10	No black metal fags on my side. Only wolves, bears, sharks and falcons. it's a one man crusade opposing everything and everyone.
BigHans 12.22.10	Pit, just look for angsty dweebs playing D & D in their parents basement on Friday nights. You'll have your band.
Wolfhorde 12.22.10	Doubt that. Black Metal fags are everywhere, they're as nasty as cancer. Though they're easier to kill.
alachlahol 12.22.10	how much pussy do you get being in a black metal band i know Nergal has a babe on his arm
Wolfhorde 12.22.10	Not much. Just look at Gaahl..
alachlahol 12.22.10	yea he settled for dicks
FuckedUp 12.22.10	Is it too late to ask for cookies and milk?
ThyCrossAwaits 12.22.10	gotta say, sharks wouldn't come up on my list of kvlt animals...
BallsToTheWall 12.22.10	To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women. Somebody gotta patrol the waters and sharks eat each other. METAL...
alachlahol 12.22.10	sharks are a cop out put your faith in the kraken
BallsToTheWall 12.22.10	Mind as well throw Cthulhu out there.
Wolfhorde 12.22.10	Water ain't BM. Water is pirates or vikings. Not.. err.. evil Pandas.
IndomitableSpirit 12.22.10	what the fuck guys soooooooo unkvlt
alachlahol 12.22.10	gonna dress up as corpse painted santa clause when i visit the nearest elementary school tomorrow
Relinquished 12.22.10	"Water ain't BM. Water is pirates or vikings. Not.. err.. evil Pandas. " ...............................
Wolfhorde 12.22.10	You mean Panda-Clause.
1drummer 12.22.10	List needs In Lingua Mortua!
BigHands 12.22.10	honestlyk, what the FUCK is kvlt anyway?
Wolfhorde 12.22.10	Kvlt = Generic underground.
BigHands 12.22.10	ah makes sense kind of
Hawks 12.22.10	I'm pretty surprised to see Carpathian Forest here. Needs more Nokturnal Mortum though. 1, 2, and 4 rule.
BallsToTheWall 12.22.10	Have you heard any of this you blueberry fuckjob? And by fuckjob I mean the queer wolfhorde
Wolfhorde 12.22.10	Generic BM-elitism is generic.
BallsToTheWall 12.22.10	you should be glad you dont review, i'd neg all of them.
SharkEthic 12.22.10	Der Sturmer? Nazi black metal...... Word?
Hawks 12.22.10	That's a no.
Wolfhorde 12.22.10	Sorry, I forgot acting butthurt is actually BM. Pretty much fits all the evil BM men like Gaahl.
BallsToTheWall 12.22.10	Yeah pussy. And what. Im going to tie you to a Christmas tree and throw rabbits at your fucking face you cretinous vile muk. Then kick you in the shin, let you go and have a merry christmas.
Wolfhorde 12.22.10	CHRISTmas isn't really satanic, Panda-Clause.
BallsToTheWall 12.22.10	I wouldn't have it any other way. it's a holy day of friendship and family, giving presents and having a big feast with all your loved ones.
Wolfhorde 12.22.10	Or, you're not raping your little sister & cooking your parents while listening to kvlt BM like Nattefrost?
Gmork89 12.22.10	"Sorry, I forgot acting butthurt is actually BM. Pretty much fits all the evil BM men like Gaahl." Please, list a few more.
BallsToTheWall 12.22.10	No, I will be drinking tea in a festive snowman embroidered sweater, watching The Snowman and enjoying the festivities but due to my work schedule im going to have to miss Christmas eve and Christmas, however I will be able to rejoin my family on sunday you feeble minded oaf. Also...............pussy.
DeafMetal 12.23.10	Need to czech a few of these out.
Dryden 12.23.10	1,2,3,4,7,8,9 nice
DeafMetal 12.23.10	Ohtar - When I Cut The Throat (Awesome Polish NSBM) Nargaroth - Herbstleyd Graveland - Carpathian Wolves Mütiilation - Remains Of A Ruined, Dead, Cursed Soul Sacramentum - Far Away From The Sun
witchxrapist 12.23.10	some of this is cool, but idk bro you should listen to more better bands and shit
BallsToTheWall 12.23.10	I have some Graveland and heard Mutiilation sucked but will check out Ohtar. Haven't listened to them enough to warrant a love or hate tag. Im stoked for the upcoming Ayat. Also not really sure which album sucks here, I enjoy all 10. Some more/less than others.
Hawks 12.23.10	Mutiilation isn't too bad. Vampires of Black Imperial Blood is a good album.
witchxrapist 12.23.10	Sorrow Galaxies is freaking great js.
witchxrapist 12.23.10	@Balls Mutiilation has some really good albums, but the dude put out so many albums that some are just bound to be boring as hell.
SCREAM! 12.23.10	i only heard his first demo and gave up on the band there Shit sucked shit
BallsToTheWall 12.23.10	Too many BM artists/basement dwellers that put out 4 albums and an ep in a year. Will check out Sorrowful Galaxies, And Black Imperial although it sounds like a Cradle title. And hopefully there's some epic bm influenced skramz record I haven't heard yet.
Hawks 12.23.10	Haha I realize it sounds like a Cradle album. I figured you would say that.
witchxrapist 12.23.10	"i only heard his first demo and gave up on the band there Shit sucked shit" dude, he's been doing the shit for like 2 decades now, why would you use his first demo as reference of his ability?
BallsToTheWall 12.23.10	5 minutes through Acceptance Of My Decay and I gotta say it sounds good. Which i lived in anorthern forest so I could chop wood to this and throw the blocks into the crackling fire as I sip hot cider.
DeafMetal 12.23.10	Remains Of A Ruined, Dead, Cursed Soul is my favorite. He's so poorly rated on this site idk why. And that Carpathian Forest album rules.
SCREAM! 12.23.10	"dude, he's been doing the shit for like 2 decades now, why would you use his first demo as reference of his ability?" I only heard it cause someone sent it to me and since then I haven't really had any reason to look into the band further especially considering how bad it was and how many other bands i have to look into anyway