TheAnalyzer
12.16.10 | Sup |
Slum
12.16.10 | This is hilarious and so very true |
Emim
12.16.10 | ...maybe you shouldn't take user submissions, because this one kinda sucked. |
liledman
12.16.10 | why still talk about this guy |
fr33convict
12.16.10 | Who cares if people know who you are it's better when you write them. |
Thane
12.16.10 | yessss. I liked this |
Winsomniac
12.16.10 | It was a tad on the dramatic side, but I heard MJ was too.
Also lol wizards part of his career. |
CelestialDust
12.16.10 | YouTube video link plz [2] |
Emim
12.16.10 | It's accurate, but it's not funny at all. It's all the same stuff that's been posted in every thread ever about him. |
STOP SHOUTING!
12.16.10 | funny. the guy is such a tosser. |
ffs
12.16.10 | michael "i hate emo!!!!" jordan |
ffs
12.16.10 | also want to see this yt vid even though i imagine hes probably removed it |
AnotherBrick
12.16.10 | he's pretty much the biggest fag to come to the site. 0/10 |
SlowBoristheBlade
12.16.10 | Why can't we just let the MJ thing go already? |
Kiran
12.16.10 | yeah i don't get why we continue to give him so much attention
but while we're at it, i'd like to see that video too, i've heard so much about it |
DiceMan
12.16.10 | Posting tendancies was the funniest thing I've read in a while.
Hobby Crusher hahaha. |
AnotherBrick
12.16.10 | No kidding gasm. This is just feeding his already massive ego |
BigHans
12.16.10 | I can tell Brick is a big fan |
Winsomniac
12.16.10 | BigFans. |
lookatthatparkinglot
12.16.10 | ^nice one |
BigHans
12.16.10 | Wit-Somniac |
Winsomniac
12.16.10 | I think I'll submit a user review one of these days.
Gonna be super shallow and pedantic to the utmost. |
omnipanzer
12.16.10 | Very insightful. Thanks for this. |
Counterfeit
12.16.10 | lold |
Winsomniac
12.16.10 | Hans, that's actually a new one, and I've had my share of users punning my name in return.
Maybe it's because everyone else thinks I'm stupid :c |
BigHans
12.16.10 | I think its gone for good. |
cvlts
12.16.10 | oh god this fucker |
Apollo
12.16.10 | this was awful |
AggravatedYeti
12.16.10 | urrgh |
alachlahol
12.16.10 | this is pretty bad whoever wrote this sucks |
BigTuna
12.16.10 | youTUBE |
BigHans
12.16.10 | I thought there was some good stuff in here. |
Winsomniac
12.16.10 | 'a failure so monolithic Icarus could be heard laughing from the ocean floor.'
This actually made me kind of lol. |
thebhoy
12.16.10 | weird, I never actually had any problems with MJ, though it all got a bit annoying at the end. |
Defeater
12.16.10 | who gives a shit about this guy
i've never understood the hype |
Inveigh
12.16.10 | Yeah this was full of a lot of cliches and obvious stuff about MJ, but that's kind of what these profiles are about. Personally, I think this one's pretty great and funny too, if only for the "hobby crusher" part |
Athom
12.16.10 | lolthor. dude never comes on here anymore unless i bug him. i say its knott |
SlowBoristheBlade
12.16.10 | Goddammit, my fucking nuts won't stop itching! |
thebhoy
12.16.10 | totes Knott |
Inveigh
12.16.10 | Also, this seems like it could be Downer's work |
BigHans
12.16.10 | I honestly think its Thor. I have no idea as it was sent anonymously, but Thor really, really, really, really hated MJ. |
Winsomniac
12.16.10 | And iunno, I hadn't had much prior experience with MJ, so a lot of this was informatively hilarious for me. |
STOP SHOUTING!
12.16.10 | not knott. |
porch
12.16.10 | this is getting silly |
BigHans
12.16.10 | seriously someone write one on Porch |
Winsomniac
12.16.10 | He's getting pretty huttburt. |
SlowBoristheBlade
12.16.10 | You have to pay me royalties to use my name in that way, HSThomas. |
SlowBoristheBlade
12.16.10 | Lol, yes, I'll gladly take any and all credit for that. |
elephantREVOLUTION
12.16.10 | "He has come to The Wizards era of his career."
lol, this is great. i'm glad the community hasn't let the analyzer die. |
Satellite
12.16.10 | i think the youtube vid was deleted ages ago. i saw a screencap, though, and laughed to the point of tears. |
bungy
12.16.10 | His PrincipiaAesthetica or whatever troll was pretty awesome |
Knott-
12.16.10 | you fucking kidding keelan |
GeorgeCostanza
12.16.10 | as many of you have suspected, i am MJ. i've been on winter break for a couple of weeks in NYC doing research and figured i had some down time in between to troll the fuck out of the site and explain to Chan why he sucks as a writer. i apologize to those who fell victim to my cripple-porn/gore spam; the mods kept deleting my vicious attacks on Chan's abilities and character and so i felt it was necessary to respond in the most immature way possible
anyway, this is a pretty good profile, whoever wrote it. i know i didn't. i like the titles "hobby-crusher" and "dark overlord." still, i don't think i ever really had all that many "minions." also i never understood why people thought the youtube video was some sort of huge blunder on my part -- i thought the whole thing was hilarious |
BigTuna
12.16.10 | "so i felt it was necessary to respond in the most immature way possible"
that is never necessary |
fr33convict
12.16.10 | You're not MJ since the mods said he wasn't the spammer. You have the same limited intelligence level though, keep it up. |
Sowing
12.16.10 | go away nobody cares who you are |
fr33convict
12.16.10 | sowing being aggressive = mind blown |
Josh D.
12.16.10 | Why is he. |
Sowing
12.16.10 | actually i'm listening to some she & him right now and it has me all fired up ;) |
Josh D.
12.16.10 | All fred up. |
Darkvoid67
12.16.10 | So wait...do we know who the analyzer actually is? Mj's a fag |
Winsomniac
12.16.10 | OMFG SPACE JAM. |
Deviant.
12.16.10 | Guy had/has a great taste in music, plus he liked me
Oh well..... |
Winsomniac
12.16.10 | So so so so so so motherfucking oldschool. |
Willie
12.16.10 | It was funny -- this part actually made me laugh: "He tends to litter his posts with technical jargon in vain attempts to emphasize his intellectual superiority to a userbase collectively failing middle school math" |
bungy
12.17.10 | Bungy
Strengths: profile pic. amazing healing abilities. slightly better than average music taste.
Weaknesses: girls wearing scarves. actively practicing gluttony. grass and water types. association with AnotherBrick
Posting Tendencies: usually something stupid that is ignored, like this one.
Famous for: incredible feats including swallowing a baseball, running so hard for like 5 minutes, lying on the internet
Overall Sputnik Score: 10/10
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Winsomniac
12.17.10 | http://images.suite101.com/1019935_com_ludicolo.jpg > bungy |
bungy
12.17.10 | I don't know what that is but it made me laugh pretty hard |
Winsomniac
12.17.10 | Water+Grass Type. Get so owned. |
bungy
12.17.10 | that thing would kick my ass |
Winsomniac
12.17.10 | I wonder what it's supposed to be.. Looks like a cross between every stereotypical mexican ever and a palm tree. |
bungy
12.17.10 | well instead of fingers it just has mittens maybe it can cook |
BigTuna
12.17.10 | "running so hard for like 5 minutes"
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Winsomniac
12.17.10 | Yeah bungy that was actually really funny. You should legitimately review someone else, lol. |
BigTuna
12.17.10 | bungy is the funniest |
botb
12.17.10 | "a failure so monolithic Icarus could be heard laughing from the ocean floor"
ahahahahahahah |
DoubtGin
12.17.10 | that last mj post was so awful, god |
botb
12.17.10 | wow just finished reading this. best one so far |
natey
12.17.10 | wait MJ was that bitch always cursing at me? |
Electric City
12.18.10 | lold at inability to tan |
ConsiderPhlebas
12.18.10 | Hey I got a mention. Woop. |
random
12.19.10 | Someone please write one about me. |
GeorgeCostanza
12.28.10 | reading this again i suspect that it was written by Channing
haha |
FreePizzaDay
12.29.10 | "also i never understood why people thought the youtube video was some sort of huge blunder on my part -- i thought the whole thing was hilarious"
Since you feel that way, can you post it again? |
Satellite
02.03.17 | this was a dark time on the 'nik
this pale pseudo intellectual ruined html posting too |
Satellite
02.03.17 | " His CTTS review began a brief-lived movement that served as a vehicle for disconcerted Sputnikers to vent their pent up discontent but the movement soon led to his downfall, when an ill-advised Youtube video shattered the illusion he had created. Demigod marble giant MJ was replaced by insidious, nose-scratching unnamed nervous guy; a failure so monolithic Icarus could be heard laughing from the ocean floor."
hahaha goddamn |