BallsToTheWall: Twilight Films Ranked

BallsToTheWall 12.09.10	At this rate Breaking Dawn is gonna fucking tear open the floodgates. Gonna get Eclipse for Christmas.
Maniac! 12.09.10	PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS SARCASM OMFG
TMobotron 12.09.10	U GAY dude 2 was, quite literally, the worst movie i have ever seen
whywontyoudie 12.09.10	Ashley Greene will one day be my wife.
BallsToTheWall 12.09.10	When she's done with Joe Jonas?
thunder15 12.09.10	u gay tho?
whywontyoudie 12.09.10	yeah, as long as it happens one day then my life = complete.
ConsiderPhlebas 12.09.10	The second film was awful. Horrific, romanticised views of suicide suck balls.
Josh D. 12.09.10	Come on, man, why?
BallsToTheWall 12.09.10	Girl from Silent Hill was in Eclipse. Add on another 5+ points along with the brutal death.
Realm 12.09.10	first movie is a 2 all others are a .5/5
SlowBoristheBlade 12.09.10	Sorry, Balls-y, you just lost all of my respect.
Winsomniac 12.09.10	WTF MAN. I thought you were.... A MAN.
BallsToTheWall 12.09.10	I am the manliest of men. But fuck it Eclipse is too enjoyable.
PayneTiger777 12.09.10	I read the first book and thought it was very poorly written. I had to in order to prove to some of my female friends that it was garbage.
AggravatedYeti 12.09.10	this franchise is terrible.
Winsomniac 12.09.10	I am the manliest of men. Buttfuck it the clit is too enjoyable. Fix'd. C'mon Balls, watch some football and kung-fu flicks, not this weepy bullsheeeeit.
TMobotron 12.09.10	i told this bitch id read twilight if she read house of leaves, then she got pissed at me for something and still has my house of leaves and i have her twilight, what a shit ass trade that was
BallsToTheWall 12.09.10	Maybe if I actually spent more time around chicks and having to hear them talk about it and less time in the gym, chopping tree stumps with my axe, painting my face and reading Lovecraft i'd feel differently.
McCopper 12.09.10	Dude come on. Except for being proper eye-candy, twilight (and I mean the whole saga) only has two good scenes. Bella going after edward in the wood and months passing by while she looks outside the window.
TMobotron 12.09.10	her dad is the biggest dick player in the movies though
DDconjoined 12.09.10	oh dude.. my 6 year old daughter loves these movies, what have you become?? u should keep secrets like this a SECRET!!
fr33convict 12.10.10	lol
crowing51 12.10.10	PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS SARCASM OMFG[23342534635235]
Emim 12.10.10	The fucking baby clawing its way out whilst snapping spines put me off of the series.
BallsToTheWall 12.10.10	Next movie will bring teh grims. Wonder if Jasper will still portray varg.
BallsToTheWall 12.18.10	So guys whose your favorite character?
taxidermist 12.18.10	Not gonna lie, I like these movies and have read the books; except the last one. I'd bone the shit out of Alice.
Zanders 12.18.10	I don't rail against Twilight like many others, but I have to say that it's not very well written.
BallsToTheWall 12.18.10	Screw you guys, some of you, Eclipse was a decent movie. I really didn't hate anyone/any scene in that movie besides bella and jacob. Team Emmet/Jasper/Alice all the motherfucking way.
BallsToTheWall 12.18.10	Yeah it did. Three was better because it integrated more of the characters rather than the three main douchebags. Jasper is badass and fully approve of him portraying Varg if that movie still goes through.