TheAnalyzer: Sputnik Profiles: Intothepit

TheAnalyzer 11.30.10	Good day Sputnik, The Analyzer thanks you for your patronage.
KILL3 11.30.10	hes a bum cheek
DoubtGin 11.30.10	score should be halved
Josh D. 11.30.10	Nice bloke.
Willie 11.30.10	I've found that the easiest way to calm him down is just not talk to him like he's eight years old.
bloc 11.30.10	He's cool
PuddlesPuddles 11.30.10	How old is he
Inveigh 11.30.10	whoa this one's epic (as in, long)
DGTLPRTY 11.30.10	"like the hooker with a heart of gold." lol
Satellite 11.30.10	good analysis of one of the most polarizing sputnikers.
McCopper 11.30.10	"I've found that the easiest way to calm him down is just not talk to him like he's eight years old." Why, is he older?
PuddlesPuddles 11.30.10	I find it's difficult to anaylze What it isn't there
WeepingBanana 11.30.10	pit's a fag jk lolz
Willie 11.30.10	--Why, is he older?-- Sometimes it's hard to tell, but I'm guessing that the "83" isn't the number of his favorite football player.
accompliceofmydeath 11.30.10	omg, he has more than one account? mind=blown
BeardedIdiot 11.30.10	pit can be pretty cool dude when he wants to
Spec 11.30.10	Pit rules.
Maniac! 11.30.10	I approve of this list
BigHans 11.30.10	Pit is either 27 or 28. He has claimed to be both in the past. This is epic, Im sure Pit would approve.
D41V30N 11.30.10	Lol, I remember him getting banned after he flamed me somewhere (I was being an ass too, but meh, poor guy).
Maniac! 11.30.10	Pit is synonymous with things getting out of hand
Metalstyles 11.30.10	hmmm, I must say that upon reading the "strengths" and "conclusion" column, it came to my mind that this could be old pit himself because it reads like something he'd have written, albeit not about himself if the situation would be casual/he'd be using an account everyone knew was him (what I mean is that the tone reeked of pit). So if it isn't you, pit, then TheAnalyzer is just great at grasping the essence of pit, even his writing flow!
Willie 11.30.10	--it came to my mind that this could be old pit himself because it reads like something he'd have written-- It's not Pit.
theblackmet56 11.30.10	fazylucker
SeaAnemone 11.30.10	"So if it isn't you, pit, then TheAnalyzer is just great at grasping the essence of pit, even his writing flow!" Or maybe his "flow" is just not all that special and lots of people write similarly.
qwe3 11.30.10	123456789looseyboy
Metalstyles 11.30.10	"Or maybe his "flow" is just not all that special and lots of people write similarly" Or maybe it does sound similar to him and if a lot of people would have the same flow I would associate pit with everyone, which I clearly don't. But Trey if you say so then ok (seeing as your answer was so quick and confident)
Willie 11.30.10	I know who it is. We have the ability to trace alts.
Kimm 11.30.10	I knew this one was coming eventually. Truth be told, I like Pit. He's a jerk sometimes, but he's funny and let's face it...he quite often hits the nail right on the head. Good analysis.
LegendofPittman 11.30.10	Pit really isn't that bad. This is pretty spot on.
Irving 11.30.10	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
qwe3 11.30.10	pit has never once made me laugh
TheAnalyzer 11.30.10	why is everyone assuming that The Analyzer is a single user?
IsolatedRoom 11.30.10	Do one on Lakes
SeaAnemone 11.30.10	Pit is really cool IMPORTANT ADDENDUM: pretty much only when he's talking music (coherently), which isn't as often as I'd like : ( oh well, I just try to stay away from pit because he's a generally annoying attention whore based on my experiences, but oh well, we talk music fairly well, which is kinda the main point of sputnik : )
BallsToTheWall 11.30.10	TheAnalyzer is polytheistic.
maidenpmcc 11.30.10	Pretty interesting this....
TheAnalyzer 11.30.10	The feeble user Mappy has been criticizing TheAnalyzer for knowing too much. The Analyzer is an extremely gifted and brilliant entity, but no one man could posess that much knowledge. Carry on Sputnikers.
BeardedIdiot 11.30.10	that being said, has anybody seen pit recently? he's been inactive on the site as of late...
alachlahol 11.30.10	BigHans being TheAnalyzer is my guess
TheAnalyzer 11.30.10	Intothepit just made a list today.
BigHans 11.30.10	BigHans being TheAnalyzer is my guess ^ Thats the 2nd time somebody has guessed me. Im not surprised because its a brilliant idea, and quite frankly, most of my ideas are brilliant, but I cannot take credit.
TheAnalyzer 11.30.10	The Analyzer is The Analyzer. That is all Sputnik needs to know for now.
alachlahol 11.30.10	thats crazy
Apollo 11.30.10	" Im not surprised because its a brilliant idea, and quite frankly, most of my ideas are brilliant, but I cannot take credit." There's that ego we all know and love ;)
theacademy 11.30.10	please note that i would not consider myself an 'adversary' of pit. we have stints of temporary antagonism, but one of us usually gets tired and quits. I was also formally accepted into the TMF clan on his guess the TMF'r list... (nice write-up otherwise)
alachlahol 11.30.10	pit calling bringonthebreakdown "bringonthecock" gets me every time
Masochist 11.30.10	Pit offers an invaluable service to the site in weeding out trolls and other undesirables. And yeah, getting into a good discussion about music with him is a good way to discover why he joined the site in the first place (because he didn't come simply to troll).
Inveigh 11.30.10	it's funny, Pit is one of the first guys I "got to know" on here along with a few others, and in the beginning he really pretty much stuck to music. It wasn't until late last year (probably about 3-4 months after he joined) that he started ruffling feathers.
bloc 11.30.10	Call him... THE FILTER
qwe3 11.30.10	how about you start analyzing good users again.
BigHans 11.30.10	Pit and Breakdown have had some epic arguments. neither one will ever back down, so its quite hilarious watching it unfold. One time they were arguing Hardcore, and Breakdown said something about the Richmond, VA hardcore scene. Anytime Pit talks about hardcore now, he always says "but, its still nothing like the scene in Richmond, VA. That shit is real!" or something like that.
TheAnalyzer 11.30.10	The Analyzer would like to know which user you wish him to profile, qwe3?
wyankeif1337 11.30.10	Profile qwe
qwe3 11.30.10	mordecai
AggravatedYeti 11.30.10	Pit is totally alright. interesting analyzation.
Slum 11.30.10	He can be a cool dude sometimes. Sometimes.
alachlahol 11.30.10	mordecai does need a profile that guy is seriously fucked up
theacademy 11.30.10	mordecai x1000 guy's the man.
Relinquished 11.30.10	yeah mordecai
ipunchscenekids 11.30.10	most of these have been spot on
Megadeth 11.30.10	SONICTHEPLUMBER
Sowing 11.30.10	id laugh if the analyzer was a major site figure like jom or something. but i have a feeling i know the user. after all he seemed to be well acquainted with the rubber duck
Counterfeit 11.30.10	these rule so hard. NO WAY SOWINGSEASON THIS ISNT YOU YOU LIAR
Sowing 11.30.10	i never said it was me. in fact it isn't. im not sure HSThomas, but i have 4-5 users who i think it might be.
Sowing 11.30.10	then again, i used to think i knew who tinkrbel was and i wasn't even close
Counterfeit 11.30.10	"well acquainted with the rubber duck" rubberseason
Sowing 11.30.10	yeah the analyzer cited rubberducky as an influence. trust me im not the analyzer i wouldnt be posting in this thread if i was
Lebron6James 11.30.10	but isn't MichaelJordan gone, HSThomas? what would be the point in analyzing a user who doesn't even go here anymore
whywontyoudie 11.30.10	these profiles are nice.
porch 11.30.10	"well acquainted with the rubber dick" counterfeit
Kimm 11.30.10	Yeah who is Tinkrbel? Anyone know?
Counterfeit 11.30.10	haha, didnt see that.
Counterfeit 11.30.10	only yours, porch.
Sowing 11.30.10	dont know if u are serious or not kimmsight but he came out a long time ago as somberlain
SlowBoristheBlade 11.30.10	Appreciate the 8.0, but it's too high. I'd have myself more at a 2.8-3.4, and that's being generous.
Kimm 11.30.10	I was being serious. Not a fan of his "defs not a Kimmmmm alt" I always seem to be the last to figure these things out...I'm sorry.
Inveigh 11.30.10	"but isn't MichaelJordan gone, HSThomas? what would be the point in analyzing a user who doesn't even go here anymore" ^except that MJ just posted that. "Yeah who is Tinkrbel? Anyone know?" COME on Kimmy! it was somberlain, duh.
Sowing 11.30.10	sometimes i wonder if MJ is still watching over us
SlowBoristheBlade 11.30.10	MJ is always watching over us, unlike that "God" character.
Counterfeit 11.30.10	i am mj
BigHans 11.30.10	MJ was pretty awesome guys.
Counterfeit 11.30.10	wow. wow hans. wow.
SlowBoristheBlade 11.30.10	I've always wondered if I am the reason Palace abandoned his one and only love in life.
RubberDucky 11.30.10	and the return of Michael Jordan was prophesized by HSThomas
Waior 11.30.10	Even though you keep spelling analyse wrong, these lists are fantastic and I enjoy the hell out of them. I'm not even bothered by the unlikelihood of being profiled, these are damn entertaining.
SlowBoristheBlade 11.30.10	Yeah, none of that's changing me. Good job though. I give this a thumbs up.
Athom 11.30.10	its the american way or gtfo you... you... i dont even know what you are anymore
BigHans 11.30.10	its the american way or gtfo you [2]
ConsiderPhlebas 11.30.10	MJ was pretty awesome guys. [2]
ConsiderPhlebas 11.30.10	I bet MJ's parked outside Drew Speziale's house right now, talking to his shotgun. "Hearts...hearts...hearts."
sniper 12.01.10	Pit has pretty much never given me any shit.
tinkrbel 12.01.10	"i used to think i knew who tinkrbel was and i wasn't even close" lol Sowing pit was actually the first person to really give tink shit i credit him for the birth of guess that sputniker he was on my first list great job Analyzer
SlowBoristheBlade 12.01.10	I find it hard to believe I have a deranged human psyche.
dr2den 12.01.10	TheBaneofSputnik was the best
bailar14 12.01.10	ha great set of lists you have going. i actually like pit too. keep up the awesome. bailamos senor
tinkrbel 12.01.10	btw cant believe i wasnt named as one of pit's adversaries but then again there are sooo many
SlowBoristheBlade 12.01.10	Tink, you were an adversary of mine, but not that memorable of one. Sorry, Somby
heyadam 12.01.10	what happened with Palace??
SlowBoristheBlade 12.01.10	I raped the shit out of him.
rasputin 12.01.10	please TheAnalyzer, do rasputin, he's dying to know
heyadam 12.01.10	seriously?
SlowBoristheBlade 12.01.10	Probably.
Mordecai. 12.01.10	pit is so dumb
tinkrbel 12.01.10	"Tink, you were an adversary of mine, but not that memorable of one. Sorry, Somby" i guess so you really seemed to hate me with a passion though
SlowBoristheBlade 12.01.10	"pit is so dumb" Thanks for the revelation. Think of something more original next time. Well, Somby, ya gotta remember, telling me to abort my child when I'm already drunk isn't a very smart thing to do.
tinkrbel 12.01.10	but it's hard to tell when you're drunk
tinkrbel 12.01.10	i realize it was not one of my finer moments though
Jesuslaves 12.01.10	when's it my turn dammit
WeepingBanana 12.01.10	do weepingbanana. that guy's a fag
Bitchfork 12.01.10	Pit isn't bad if you realize that he's trolling and you don't feed him bait.
Emim 12.03.10	Pit is awesome. He's always been nice to me :)
Ovrot 12.04.10	pit is cool when he's not being an asshole
botb 12.09.10	pit making palace leave is definitely probably the coolest thing he's ever done.
botb 12.09.10	incessant childish trolling... how else?
botb 12.09.10	then the collective sputnik userbase would all sigh "mehhh" in unison and continue on with their lives.
Inveigh 09.02.13	nostalgia tripping hard today
sniper 09.02.13	holy shit i can't believe these never got deleted
theacademy 09.02.13	lol
apert 09.02.13	who was the analyzer?
ResidentNihilist 09.02.13	BigHans
theacademy 09.02.13	the chanalyzer
MO 09.02.13	sigh I miss these days
Waior 09.02.13	damn it i still feel snubbed being ignored
adarkishman 09.02.13	hahah i remember these
Inveigh 09.02.13	Hans was the mastermind behind TheAnalyzer, but I guest wrote the Balls and Jesuslaves profiles. these were the good ole days
sniper 09.03.13	agreed hard
Parallels 09.03.13	i remember this bringing the lols bout the same time as michaeljordans escapades if remember right
someguest 09.03.13	The Anal Geyser
ShadowRemains 09.03.13	oh god lol
someguest 09.03.13	lmao dude I just got told by this FUCKING WHORE that she called a guy she slept with the other night my name three times and that he was really pissed if it was any other woman I'd be flattered but my god this chick what the fuck man I'm generally disgusted at the moment fuck
ShadowRemains 09.03.13	the ones that you want to don't the ones that you don't want to do
someguest 09.03.13	my life is a circus and the ringmaster's a cunt
ShadowRemains 09.03.13	you won't find this attraction at your state fair
BallsToTheWall 09.03.13	but you should.
ShadowRemains 09.03.13	i don't make the rules but if i did
someguest 09.03.13	speaking of whores and the circus how is your mother balls
BallsToTheWall 09.03.13	the Dark Carnival ov Souls would allow it.
toxin. 09.03.13	oh man i remember these
intotheshit 02.12.14	Omg the good old days.
KILL 02.12.14	i remember that guy
RoyalImperialGuard 02.12.14	Scumbag pit.
intotheshit 02.12.14	Kill, still hate me?
KILL 02.12.14	dude i never hated ya you fight the good fight against the fagcore kids i dont hate any1 cept andcas
BigHans 02.12.14	RIP Blake he wrote a great one here
RoyalImperialGuard 02.12.14	HEIL!!! We must all continue to fight, no matter how many alt accounts it takes us to achieve victory.
intotheshit 02.12.14	Blake wrote this one, huh?
BigHans 02.12.14	yep
mandan 02.12.14	He should do one for JT and another for Notrap.
BigHans 02.12.14	dannyboy, this alt was a collab between Inveigh and I wayyyyyy back in the day.
mandan 02.12.14	Cool, makes sense. Do you think you guys could do more of these?
BigHans 02.12.14	nah man it was only fun when everyone was guessing who the alt was.
Shuyin 02.12.14	pit basically brings the lulz
Intothepit 08.28.14	I always do
BMDrummer 08.28.14	all these threads being bumped now