TheAnalyzer
11.24.10 | Congratulations, BallsToTheWall. You are the 4th user profiled by The Analyzer. |
Willie
11.24.10 | Love it. We signed up at roughly the same time and started talking pretty early on, so I've seen the decent into madness first hand. |
Athom
11.24.10 | famous for: loving sclub7 |
TheAnalyzer
11.24.10 | The Analyzer appreciates the kind words Willie. The Analyzer was also unaware of user Balls' affinity for Sclub7, and finds it fairly surprising, but not entirely. |
Satellite
11.24.10 | haha man this is great. |
coneren
11.24.10 | When is the first negative profile? |
elephantREVOLUTION
11.24.10 | damn, that's a high score |
TheAnalyzer
11.24.10 | When The Analyzer profiles user coneren. |
Transient
11.24.10 | 'Overall, user BallsToTheWall has contributed as much to this website as any user, and has earned his spot among the upper echelon of Sputnikers.'
nah |
Transient
11.24.10 | i mean, i like wylie as much as the next guy (and i do mean guy, this being sputnik and all) but that's just so off base |
TheAnalyzer
11.24.10 | do you have a counterpoint to that statement, Transient? |
Yazz_Flute
11.24.10 | whatta guy |
JWT155
11.24.10 | Balls is the man, probably could take on Chtulu... |
coneren
11.24.10 | Fuck yes! |
TheAnalyzer
11.24.10 | Reviews 139
Approval 97%
Site Rank 8
Soundoffs 77
News Articles 234
Band Edits 281
Album Edits 653
The Analyzer supposes that the above are not considered major contributions? |
Neurisis of Luna
11.24.10 | balls is awesome, pretty sure he was the first friend I made here |
Inveigh
11.24.10 | yeah this might be my favorite one yet, good work |
AngelofDeath
11.24.10 | Pretty awesome stuff. |
Emim
11.24.10 | being the internet embodiment of a beard. [2] |
Terrifyer
11.24.10 | shit just got reported |
Jebull
11.24.10 | all hail balls |
greg84
11.24.10 | Haha. Awesome user! |
TheSpirit
11.24.10 | all these lists are great and knowing balls (somewhat) well, this is my favorite
are you against requests, because i would like one on me even if it did turn out negative |
tkxxx7
11.24.10 | Beard part made me think of Dumbledore |
TheSpirit
11.24.10 | Dumbledore ov trv fvcking metal! |
BallsToTheWall
11.24.10 | This made my day. If it wasn't for responsibilities id be more productive. But next week, expect a review, some lists detailing my hatred for my dads girlfriend, love for metal and shoegaze, and Ginny Weasely. |
BallsToTheWall
11.24.10 | She threatens my families peaceful balance, I and thy brothers will taker her down a peg or two. All our kin hate her actually so it's gonna be a rumble. May Cthulhu and the elder ones bless this judgment day.
Also dude Id propose to Ginny in a hartbeat. That scene in Hollows makes me a sad jealous panda. |
Fugue
11.24.10 | Balls was one of the first guys to interact with me on this site and is hence pretty awesome. |
Hawks
11.24.10 | Gotta love Balls.
Get it? |
Counterfeit
11.24.10 | love it |
Hawks
11.24.10 | I don't know who's alt The Analyzer is, but these things are great haha. |
TheSpirit
11.24.10 | Balls is it okay if I highjack your thread to talk about new harry potter....
....cuz i saw it. |
ConsiderPhlebas
11.24.10 | haha this is hilarious |
BallsToTheWall
11.24.10 | Started it with Ginny. Go ahead.
Did anyone notice the correlation between Voldemort and Hitler in Deathly Hollows? |
Hawks
11.24.10 | I'd bang Ginny. |
TheSpirit
11.24.10 | definitely....they talk about exterminating all the muggles/mudlbloods it's totally black metal |
BallsToTheWall
11.24.10 | I wouldn't bang Ginny. Id make sweet magic with her. I'd take her out to a nice classy restaurant followed by a stroll in a rich, historical forest, and do that dance that Harry and Hermione did. Seriously, what an asshole, already had one in the bag and then goes after his bro's girl. No bueno. |
AngelofDeath
11.24.10 | Scene when they're all in black suits around the long dining table is pretty boss. |
Hawks
11.24.10 | You know what good point. He should've fucked Hermione when she was all upset and crying. Take advantage Harry! |
AngelofDeath
11.24.10 | Nah, bros before hos Hawks. |
BallsToTheWall
11.24.10 | Tonks looked real good too, Emma Watson looked way too young in that movie. |
Hawks
11.24.10 | I guess that's Harry's theory because I think he easily could've fucked her. |
BallsToTheWall
11.24.10 | Team dynamic would have gone out the window Although I don't really recall that friction in the book. Then again it's been a couple years since I read it. |
TheSpirit
11.24.10 | lol hep kat
i wanna fuck emma watson till my dick bled but for some reason sometimes when i see her all i can think of is the ratty troll thing she was in the Sorcerer's Stone |
AngelofDeath
11.24.10 | Tonks looked better with the short pink hair and what-not. Whoever played Bill's wife was lookin aight though. |
Hawks
11.24.10 | Yeah Emma Watson is sexy as hell. |
BallsToTheWall
11.24.10 | No body and young face. Suppose personality makes up for it. |
BallsToTheWall
11.24.10 | And oh shit I knew Fleur looked familiar. She was in In Bruges. |
Hawks
11.24.10 | Her face is just fine. She doesn't look all that young. Then again I'm only 18 and she's like 19 so that might have something to do with it. |
AngelofDeath
11.24.10 | "And oh shit I knew Fleur looked familiar. She was in In Bruges."
Ah, ok, I did too. Pretty awesome movie. |
Eko
11.24.10 | oh man this is funny. i havent seen enrique lately, this couldnt be him could it? |
fr33convict
11.24.10 | "When is the first negative profile?"
When he does me. |
JustJoe.
11.24.10 | Fun read, as always. |
Ire
11.24.10 | list is missing shoegaze |
SlightlyEpic
11.24.10 | love this
fucking Cthulhu |
ShadowRemains
11.24.10 | balls is chill |
Deathcar
11.24.10 | Best one so far. |
Ovrot
11.25.10 | I'd bang Dumbledore.
js |
Ovrot
11.25.10 | But he's dumbledore.
The most badass character in Harry Potter history. |
deathofasalesman
11.25.10 | Nice stuff. Always seen Balls, read some of his reviews, but I don't really interact with him. |
BallsToTheWall
11.25.10 | Definitely was an offensive and highly unnecessary dick move by JK. |
seifer
11.25.10 | this was fun as hell |
qwe3
11.25.10 | this is awesome |
Josh D.
11.25.10 | 130 cat mosh pit. |
69stoner666dog420
11.25.10 | moar |
Crysis
11.25.10 | kvlt ov kthulhu |
qwe3
11.25.10 | do mordecai
|
69stoner666dog420
11.25.10 | do mordecai |
Zoo
11.30.10 | willie spelled "descent" wrong wtf bro you're staff |
Willie
11.30.10 | What's your point? My use spell check just like everyone else ;) |
Willie
11.30.10 | Ha ha. And not always that well (damn iPhone predictive text). |
Bitchfork
11.30.10 | guys JK only did that to have people shut the fuck up about harry potter so maybe it wouldn't be her sole legacy. |
sniper
11.30.10 | Man I hope you keep making these lists. |
wyankeif1337
11.30.10 | tmf |
heyadam
12.01.10 | my favorite thing about Balls is that he likes hey monday:p |
Megadeth
12.03.10 | hes a cool guy |
Inveigh
01.12.14 | one of my contributions to TheAnalyzer account m/
RIP Balls |
Inveigh
01.12.14 | pretty sure the account is frozen, and if not i don't remember the password. only person that might is bighans |
NordicMindset
01.12.14 | lol this is some great stuff |
Snake.
01.12.14 | is this where you get your name changed |
Hyperion1001
01.12.14 | RIP FALLEN WARRIOR |
NordicMindset
01.12.14 | long live balls |
Inveigh
08.28.14 | m/ to the bone |
BMDrummer
08.28.14 | whoever made this alt needs to come the fuck back |
emester
08.28.14 | I'd be like a 1.7 |
Inveigh
08.28.14 | i did this profile, hans did 75% of them though |
BMDrummer
08.28.14 | i wonder what i'd be |
emester
08.28.14 | Revive this thing man |
BMDrummer
08.28.14 | yeah four years have passed so there's plenty of new users to pick apart |
Inveigh
08.28.14 | lol this thing's staying retired |
BMDrummer
08.28.14 | aww come on, the site was so much more exciting before i joined it seems :[ |
emester
08.28.14 | :(
eh I guess for legacy's sake it makes sense to do that. Still a cool idea to begin with regardless |
emester
08.28.14 | the site was so much more exciting before i joined it seems [2] |
BMDrummer
08.28.14 | maybe i'll do it sometime when/if i become prominent enough to know shit like this lol. seems like it would take a ton of work tho |
emester
08.28.14 | Id put money on my score being equivalent to Hello Kitty Suicide Club's average lol |
BMDrummer
08.28.14 | i'd love to see an analysis of ars hehe |
emester
08.28.14 | 0.000000000000001/10 |
ChoccyPhilly
08.28.14 | Jeez, i was still playing Runescape when this stuff was all posted. I feel sad |
emester
08.28.14 | wait thats still a thing? |
Hawks
08.28.14 | Fuck TheAnalyzer is so classic. |
ChoccyPhilly
08.28.14 | Not in my life. It's like Pokemon now but worse |
ChoccyPhilly
08.28.14 | *amazing. I know right? |
BMDrummer
08.28.14 | @choccy agreed |
BMDrummer
08.28.14 | what |
ChoccyPhilly
08.28.14 | You're just jealous cos you never got one, hep despite your plethora of good reviews.
Come on, these are hilarious! |
BMDrummer
08.28.14 | hep's a vet |
BMDrummer
08.28.14 | you were staff at one point? around that time they'd take just about anyone who wrote reviews right? |
BMDrummer
08.28.14 | that wasn't meant to be rude, but it's apparently true |
emester
08.28.14 | alright |
BMDrummer
08.28.14 | didn't you leave for a while a few years ago and come back? if so, this will not be the trve end |
ChoccyPhilly
08.28.14 | If you used to be a staff, why aren't you emeritus? |
BMDrummer
08.28.14 | you high? |
BMDrummer
08.28.14 | confirmed high as shit |
BMDrummer
08.28.14 | k thx |
BMDrummer
08.28.14 | i'll make an alt then, smarter then you bich |
BMDrummer
08.28.14 | i hope this ends up on moaropeth |
ChoccyPhilly
08.28.14 | Jeesz, what the hell? I thought you were one of the more composed and collected users, hep |
ChoccyPhilly
08.28.14 | Oi IDM is the tits bro |
BMDrummer
08.28.14 | oh my god this is the best conversation i've had on sput in quite a while lol |
ChoccyPhilly
08.28.14 | I make tiny little guys and gals within the vicinity of my scrotum but sadly, they never amount to anything |
BMDrummer
08.28.14 | they all end up like andcas |
BMDrummer
08.28.14 | what the fuck is going on here |
BMDrummer
08.28.14 | agreed, i'll volunteer for that shit |
BMDrummer
08.28.14 | i'ma prob go to bed after fugazi |
Inveigh
11.24.18 | here we go |
Hawks
11.24.18 | Lmao @ me and Balls talking about banging Ginny Weasley lmaooooo I am in tears. |
Hawks
11.24.18 | I wouldn't bang Ginny. Id make sweet magic with her. I'd take her out to a nice classy restaurant followed by a stroll in a rich, historical forest, and do that dance that Harry and Hermione did. Seriously, what an asshole, already had one in the bag and then goes after his bro's girl. No bueno. |
Inveigh
11.24.18 | that is definitively not TMF behavior |
Hawks
11.24.18 | Hahahahahahahahahahaha |
Hawks
06.13.19 | Sup? |