Counterfeit
11.16.10 | wahhhhhhhh
wahhhhhhhh
wahhhhhhhh
sup gaiz |
ffs
11.16.10 | welcome to adulthood |
BigHans
11.16.10 | it gets much worse than that. |
Transient
11.16.10 | i'm 20 years old and what is this |
Transient
11.16.10 | and life is better than i was expecting it to be at the moment so whatever dude |
AnotherBrick
11.16.10 | 3 happened to me as well. i made the first semester of my senior year as easy as it could be since i wasn't going to go to college. decided my last semester that i wanted to go and now in college i have to make up for not taking more advanced classes. you still got time |
Athom
11.16.10 | just go to community college for a couple years and transfer. and if this is what's getting you down you're fucked, because it gets so so so much worse. |
Inveigh
11.16.10 | I guess I'm still confused as to what your epiphany was... |
Counterfeit
11.16.10 | oh yeah i know hans. well i dont really know, but this shit hit me like a sledgehammer last night. yeah, 20. still gonna be havin fun at 20. |
Counterfeit
11.16.10 | my epiphany was this. enjoy life as much as you fucking can now, because it's gonna turn to shit as time goes. if that makes any sense. |
AnotherBrick
11.16.10 | only if you let it go that way |
BigHans
11.16.10 | my epiphany was this. enjoy life as much as you fucking can now, because it's gonna turn to shit as time goes. if that makes any sense.
^ Pretty much |
awhiteguy
11.16.10 | Here's an epiphany:
See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
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Counterfeit
11.16.10 | it just seems like one of those unavoidable things, brick.
hahahahhahaha pit. havent heard that in so long. |
FromDaHood
11.16.10 | lolololololol Team America
I'm resigned to the fact that I'll never have sex. If I do, I will be the happiest person on Earth |
awhiteguy
11.16.10 | That's a sad, sad realization, FromDaHood |
Counterfeit
11.16.10 | im hopin dahood is kiddin |
FromDaHood
11.16.10 | I wish I was kidding. It just doesn't seem likely at all |
awhiteguy
11.16.10 | Dude, just get yourself a hummer from your neighborhood hooker. That will at least get your confidence up enough to move onto the "higher class" hoes. |
BigHans
11.16.10 | Dude its simple, just fuck a fat chick. We've all done it (those of us that are not virgins). |
Counterfeit
11.16.10 | what pit said. i'd like to quote the k-i-d
"man dont be a wussy and i guarentee you can get a piece of pussy" |
FromDaHood
11.16.10 | Boning a prostitute is just depressing as hell. Especially for a first time.
And, I dated a fat chick once. I tried to kiss her and she broke up with me. |
BigHans
11.16.10 | Get money, fuck fat bitches. |
Deviant.
11.16.10 | "Dude its simple, just fuck a fat chick. We've all done it (those of us that are not virgins)."
Speak for yourself Hans ol' buddy |
awhiteguy
11.16.10 | How would you know? Is it more depressing to say, "I'm still a virgin at 35" or is it more depressing to say, "Hey, I'm 35, and I've fucked tons of broads, and I can thank it all to my confidence-boostin' ho, Diamond Skye." |
Counterfeit
11.16.10 | eww fat bitches |
BigHans
11.16.10 | well Dev, most of us dont have awesome accents like you probably do so we have to go slumming every once in awhile. Oh, and your love of electronica means you always have tons of X on hand ;P |
Winsomniac
11.16.10 | The present is a direct function of the past. The future is a direct function of the present.
Take your life in your own hands, and recognize that while you can learn and move on from the mistakes of the past, the only way to control your future is through the present.
In short, just keep trying and it'll at least be better than what'd happen if you just give up. |
FromDaHood
11.16.10 | That's true enough, and I guess high school is still a bit early to be saying that I'll never have sex. But, I was thinking about it the other day when I found that I was too nervous to ask my math teacher a question because she's kind of hot that maybe it's just not meant to be. |
Deviant.
11.16.10 | "well Dev, most of us dont have awesome accents like you probably do so we have to go slumming every once in awhile. "
Kiwi accents aren't awesome at all man haha. Admittedly my accent is pretty subdued, which may or may not have something to do with my heritage |
awhiteguy
11.16.10 | "That's true enough, and I guess high school is still a bit early to be saying that I'll never have sex. But, I was thinking about it the other day when I found that I was too nervous to ask my math teacher a question because she's kind of hot that maybe it's just not meant to be."
The more you hold back now, the worse it's going to be for you as you get older. If you're in high school, don't rush it, but at least attempt to have some fun with the opposite sex. The more you do that, the more confident you will be growing up. |
awhiteguy
11.16.10 | "Kiwi accents aren't awesome at all man haha. Admittedly my accent is pretty subdued, which may or may not have something to do with my heritage"
Dude, one of my friends was from New Zealand back in my early 20's, and that dude had a Kiwi accent. He also got more bitches than I can count on my 12 hands. |
Counterfeit
11.16.10 | true enough, winso. |
BigHans
11.16.10 | American women cream their pants for anything that remotely resembles an Aussie/British accent. |
Counterfeit
11.16.10 | 123 at hans and pit |
Emim
11.16.10 | Life doesn't get better or worse just because of age. It only gets different, and trust me, you learn to deal with it as it comes. |
Transient
11.16.10 | FromDaHood, that shit just happens eventually dude dw about it. And when it does it's awesome. |
Deviant.
11.16.10 | "Dude, one of my friends was from New Zealand back in my early 20's, and that dude had a Kiwi accent. He also got more bitches than I can count on my 12 hands."
I think accents work wherever you go really, except for your own country |
Transient
11.16.10 | And don't have sex with a fat bitch just to have sex because I doubt it's worth it :/, you'll probably regret it tbh. |
Emim
11.16.10 | My Californian accent don't do shit, brah |
FromDaHood
11.16.10 | Not a damn Midwestern accent. We sound like idiots.
And thanks for the advice, Trans, I'll remember that |
awhiteguy
11.16.10 | the first night of autumn came too soon, i could see my breath disappear into the cold black sky, your hair danced in the wind as i held you close, a tear ran down my cheek and hit the floor, you whispered, "I'll see you soon," but we both knew it wasn't true. I never thought I'd let it come to this, shivering in the city streets, still breathless and still broken. the red lights dimmed out, the heavens opened on the dead. drive home with your lie running through my mind. your voice drowning out with the rain on the window, so easily we can fall. my eyes so close and glued to the fucking headlights , with each flash of light i tear myself apart. i watched the leaves fade |
awhiteguy
11.16.10 | "And don't have sex with a fat bitch just to have sex because I doubt it's worth it :/, you'll probably regret it tbh."
I don't. Them fatties will do anything. |
Counterfeit
11.16.10 | we sound amazin. dude. we talk like dan rather is supposed to.
but mimsy, i dont want it to change. happy with who and what i got right now. |
BallsToTheWall
11.16.10 | I couldn't do a fat girl. |
Inveigh
11.16.10 | what heritage do you speak of, oh deviant one? |
BigHans
11.16.10 | Fat chicks fuck like theres no tomorrow, because in their minds, they dont know when they'll get dicked again. |
Deviant.
11.16.10 | That of the dirty I-ti |
BigHans
11.16.10 | or could send dick shots to like 50 different girls and pray that one will stick. |
BallsToTheWall
11.16.10 | Takin a page out of Favre's playbook. |
Inveigh
11.16.10 | ah yes, the Italian Kiwi.
why does that affect your accent? were you born outside of NZ or something? |
BigHans
11.16.10 | hey Im sure it worked somewhere. |
Counterfeit
11.16.10 | yeah but fat chicks. eww. |
Deviant.
11.16.10 | "why does that affect your accent? were you born outside of NZ or something?"
No, born in NZ, but none of my family really holds an identifiable accent |
Emim
11.16.10 | "but mimsy, i dont want it to change. happy with who and what i got right now."
Ah, I see what you mean. People are always gonna move on, but if you make an effort you can keep them in your life. It's just all about perspective, I mean, I could just lay in my bed every morning under the crushing weight of all the shit that's gone wrong. Or, I can look at all the great stuff that I have (some of which has come from said shit), my beautiful gf, a great family and an awesome group of friends, and get my ass out of bed with a smile. Does that make sense? |
BigHans
11.16.10 | Mimy's perspective is a little sunny because he's only 19. Give him ten years. No offense Mimsy. |
FromDaHood
11.16.10 | My Bio teacher likes to say "It's not where you go to college, it's what you do at college that matters." Probably because she went to U-M Flint and Oakland University, but whatever |
Emim
11.16.10 | "Mimy's perspective is a little sunny because he's only 19. Give him ten years. No offense Mimsy."
We'll see, but in any case, the advice is sound. |
Winsomniac
11.16.10 | Hans, I'm 19. GTFO my optimism bus. Or at least sit in the back. |
BigHans
11.16.10 | hey Im glad you guys have it. Just saying enjoy it now. Am I pessimistic? Yes, but I have damn good reasons for it. |
Counterfeit
11.16.10 | Yeah Mr. Cipperly, it does. I know they'll always be there. It's just as time comes I won't be able to see them as much and so on and so on. And really all I fucking want is basically like the show Friends. |
climactic
11.16.10 | just listen to titus andronicus and be happy |
Winsomniac
11.16.10 | Like being a Twins fan? (JKJK I'm sorry, it was a cheap blow, but I saw an opportunity for comedy and swooped on that shit like a douchebag on a cute girl with low self-esteem) |
bloc
11.16.10 | The future will be meritocratic |
Satellite
11.16.10 | life is basically a series of cockpunches with intermittent moments of awesomeness that are worth living for. |
BigHans
11.16.10 | Satty has it. |
Emim
11.16.10 | "Yeah Mr. Cipperly, it does. I know they'll always be there. It's just as time comes I won't be able to see them as much and so on and so on. And really all I fucking want is basically like the show Friends."
It does indeed suck losing friends. At the same time though, there's always another one right around the corner. |
Satellite
11.16.10 | "And really all I fucking want is basically like the show Friends."
i know you were probably mostly joking, but that's not realistic at all. odds are most of your current friendships will dissipate over the years and you'll make new ones without even realizing. |
bloc
11.16.10 | In terms of actual friends, I really only have 4 close ones. All from high school. Sure, we each took a different path after hs, but we always remain in contact. I've lost a lot of friends by not keeping communication, and I don't plan on making the same mistakes again. |
Maniac!
11.16.10 | I cant get laid at my highschool, Nick |
Dryden
11.16.10 | thats why you force your cock in a bitch you fucking kids dont know anything these days |
Counterfeit
11.16.10 | yeah, satty, was mostly a joke. i know. that basically happened last year.
lolmaniac |
Counterfeit
11.16.10 | lmfao dry |
Maniac!
11.16.10 | Being homeschooled is a real cockblock |
Dryden
11.16.10 | parent or sister you can still fuck |
Inveigh
11.16.10 | ^is that why you got with your mom? (edit: damnit, that was for Maniac) |
Maniac!
11.16.10 | Wtf man |
Dryden
11.16.10 | see maniac |
Maniac!
11.16.10 | Omfg |
Counterfeit
11.16.10 | woah guys too far |
Inveigh
11.16.10 | really feit? I feel like that was one of my tamer moments |
Maniac!
11.16.10 | :( |
Ire
11.16.10 | life sux
*makes list |
Inveigh
11.16.10 | sorry Maniac, I take back my motherfucking comment |
Satellite
11.16.10 | it's just maniac guys, chill. |
Counterfeit
11.16.10 | you know it rah-me.
although life doesnt suck..yet.
lol. no. it wasnt. couldve gone farther. |
Maniac!
11.16.10 | Lmfao |
Counterfeit
11.16.10 | < 3 |
SeaAnemone
11.16.10 | sputnik is a horrible place for serious advice / revelations / concerns you should know that by now |
Masochist
11.16.10 | Good job, 'feit. But if you scrounge the internet, you would've realized this a lot sooner:
http://www.cracked.com/article_18611_the-10-most-important-things-they-didnt-teach-you-in-school.html?wa_user1=1&wa_user2=Weird+World&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=moreon |
Counterfeit
11.16.10 | lol, nice link masochist.
true a lot of the time eric, but it provides laughs.
I KNOW MEWC. shit sux.
i dunno Thomas, you tell me. |
RiversCuomo
11.16.10 | feit ill b there for u i luv u |
Counterfeit
11.16.10 | word.
Rivers, I gave up on you long ago. But Blue and Pink will always be there. |
FromDaHood
11.17.10 | What about Make Believe? That was a classic!
But seriously, I love the teen angst lists because I can say things that my 'friends' call me a whiner for and don't want to talk to my family about |
Winsomniac
11.17.10 | From, ever tried making friends with stoners who like talking about life?
Or just getting real friends? |
