Trundle
11.12.10 | You guys are some crazy ass honkeys |
coneren
11.12.10 | my dick is always hard |
ShadowRemains
11.12.10 | 3, 6, 7 and 10 are fantastic |
MUNGOLOID
11.12.10 | ThePalest = Alice? no fucking way man lol. |
bungy
11.12.10 | WHO THE HELL IS MAPPY? |
Athom
11.12.10 | everyone knew who mappy was. it was fucking obvious. the palestmexican alice thing wasnt that all discreet either. she made it seem like they were going out or something when obviously that cunt had no friends. |
Ire
11.12.10 | um alice was a real person derp |
bungy
11.12.10 | who is mappy? |
Trundle
11.12.10 | @redsky, I wasn't really a part of sputnik during mappy's reign of lols I just came back a year ago and keep up with the site on and off, never really knew the whole deal. |
bungy
11.12.10 | WHO THE FUCK IS MAPPY? |
Trundle
11.12.10 | wait so alice was playing as the palest not the other way around? wow crazy ass honkeys here i tell ya what. |
Trundle
11.12.10 | mappy=witchxrapist |
Waior
11.12.10 | lol bungy |
DeafMetal
11.12.10 | Incantation. |
Baphomet
11.12.10 | everyone knew who mappy was. it was fucking obvious. the palestmexican alice thing wasnt that all discreet either. she made it seem like they were going out or something when obviously that cunt had no friends.[2] |
bungy
11.12.10 | Thank you for only ignoring me twice. How did someone with the name "witchxrapist" wind up with a cute pet name like "mappy"? |
DeafMetal
11.12.10 | Witchxrapist isn't really a tranny? |
coneren
11.12.10 | hey |
bungy
11.12.10 | HOW DID SOMEONE LIKE WITCHXRAPIST GET A CUTE PET NAME LIKE MAPPY? |
Waior
11.12.10 | love bungy so much right now |
coneren
11.12.10 | who wants to get a mega boner and see who can get soft faster??? |
Transient
11.12.10 | witchxrapist isn't his first account dude, mappy's been posting on the forums and stuff for ages |
Ire
11.12.10 | oh ya |
Trundle
11.12.10 | yeah like i said i don't really keep up with this site all too much, |
Jebull
11.12.10 | haha bungy |
coneren
11.12.10 | how long did it take you? |
DeafMetal
11.12.10 | Elaborate. |
coneren
11.12.10 | i am guessing 56 seconds |
bungy
11.12.10 | "how long did it take you?"
"Elaborate."
Who are you guys even talking to? |
DeafMetal
11.12.10 | bungy: Anyone who knows more details. |
coneren
11.12.10 | go for it man, come on |
Trundle
11.12.10 | @coneren I took myself out of the competition as i was not able to achieve mega-boner status, I felt that the honourable thing to do was take myself out of the running |
bungy
11.12.10 | I would recommend going to bed and not caring |
Waior
11.12.10 | pass |
Trundle
11.12.10 | I'm just gonna take the day off to jay off then |
PanasonicYouth
11.12.10 | so wait
alice was or was not the dirty mexican
i'm confused |
bungy
11.12.10 | Isn't there a Mimsy too? Who's that? |
coneren
11.12.10 | ross youreally are a gentleman |
Satellite
11.12.10 | i'm pretty sure alice was not palest (there's no evidence suggesting otherwise).
just two dumb people from texas. |
PanasonicYouth
11.12.10 | troll alts are never funny
idk why people think they're exceptions |
bungy
11.12.10 | omg |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | It's all stupid as fuck, we get it, move on. |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | but it should be painfully, ridiculously obvious to anyone who's been around for 3ish+ years that mappy is just a fucking moron [2] |
bungy
11.12.10 | Josh D |
Trundle
11.12.10 | oh I've always known mappy was a moron from the first posts I read but I did not know the whole backstory as I'm not as much of an active member as the rest of you. You can see what I'm talking about if you look at my post count in relation to the years I've been on sputnik. |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | Missing my period, bungy.
BUNGYQ! |
cvlts
11.12.10 | iamtherobots. wtf was that? |
Trundle
11.12.10 | coneren lets just find a whore and run train |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | He likes deathcore, give him a break.
Actually, don't. |
bungy
11.12.10 | Josh D who is Mimsy? |
Satellite
11.12.10 | emim. he likes terrible music but people like him. |
Trundle
11.12.10 | Has anyone ever felt so tired they couldn't jack off?
Me neither |
bungy
11.12.10 | ok thanks |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | I didn't know you were trolled, Hep. I don't remember you much, but I remember you on the review site years ago just because your name is familiar.
But mappy has always been gay. |
Gorification
11.12.10 | wtf is with this site and fake users. (1 6 and 7 are awesome) |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | Chad? |
coneren
11.12.10 | lets do er man |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | Sounds like a tough guy. |
Trundle
11.12.10 | I've always heard that the people on the forums have better taste in music than the people on the review site. When I finally checked em out I saw that Bulldog was a predominant poster in the hip-hop forum and then i saw the deathcore thread, then i was like lolwut. TRUST ME IT REALLY HAPPENED GUISE! |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | "I've always heard that the people on the forums have better taste in music than the people on the review site"
Well, that's subjective, so it doesn't matter what anyone thinks. |
Gorification
11.12.10 | lol some crazy fuckin people on this site. |
Trundle
11.12.10 | Josh I was intrigued by the prospect of finding more music and wanted to pop my forum cherry. |
Satellite
11.12.10 | the forums are dominated by people who are exactly like the worst review site users (e.g. bulldog). |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | I found out about the site through MXTabs. I remember when it got shut down. Then I stumbled into Sputnik. Over 5 years later, wtf. |
Trundle
11.12.10 | Same thing with me Josh. |
Gorification
11.12.10 | wow...i didnt think there could be that much drama on a music site. its kind of retarded. |
LetoAtreides
11.12.10 | ""I've always heard that the people on the forums have better taste in music than the people on the review site"
Well, that's subjective, so it doesn't matter what anyone thinks." [2] |
Emim
11.12.10 | "who is mappy?"
The face that everyone (myself included) called him mappy probably wasn't a clue. |
bungy
11.12.10 | Gorification is way above this bullshit |
Jebull
11.12.10 | Lol I found out about sput by typing in "xxx" album review on google, and it kept coming up haha. |
bungy
11.12.10 | I've never seen anyone called mappy, I've just seen his name referenced don't get sarcastic with me Mimsy |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | I could go for a title for my dedication to the site. Something like "Needs to Leave" or "Seriously?". |
Jebull
11.12.10 | Lol josh |
cvlts
11.12.10 | Hep Kat retellin sputnik history.
love it. |
Trundle
11.12.10 | Yeah I've always been curious how new members find sputnik, I came straight from the MXtabs site and joined sputnik when i was 13. Needless to say I didn't know shit about music and soon got bored with the site but I came back a little over a year ago and basically none of the old prevalent members were around. I was pretty confused since sputnik surely isn't the most advertised music review site. |
Emim
11.12.10 | You know I love you, bungy, or maybe just your avatar. |
DeafMetal
11.12.10 | It's not hard to catch the personality of someone over the internet. |
wyankeif1337
11.12.10 | Browsing this thread, I feel like I've been given a basic Sputnik history course.
Although if someone could make a list of all the alts and who they are plz |
wyankeif1337
11.12.10 | And who's "MX?" |
Trundle
11.12.10 | lol that'd be fucking stupid wyan |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | Yeah, Chan was doing well with the history, albeit a bit slow for my taste. |
coneren
11.12.10 | this is nw my journal for seodonds...tonigh ti shit the bed |
Trundle
11.12.10 | lol Hep, All the big users back in the day that I can remember were SouthofHeaven11, Thor, Chan, Bron-Yr-Aur, Patrick, Stevo2112, |
Waior
11.12.10 | Why isn't Chan continuing those? Well gutted he stopped but Hep Kat story time will have to suffice. |
Satellite
11.12.10 | "And who's 'MX?'"
lol wow |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | Stevo changed to Angmar, stuck to the forums, and became the biggest prick on the site, yet he listens to shitty black metal, lol. "Derrrrrr, I live in Washington", no one gives a fuck. |
Waior
11.12.10 | lol thor |
Emim
11.12.10 | Bron posted like just last week |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | Bron was cool, ShadowsFallen was lol at the end of his reign. |
cvlts
11.12.10 | confessed, shadows, and charles were servin most of the metal threads back when i first started |
coneren
11.12.10 | tonight i jerked off |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | Shattered_Future |
Ire
11.12.10 | stevo was a fagstick
i also trolled him a lot. |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | He still is. |
Trundle
11.12.10 | Coneren i've been jayin it and sprayin it for days man |
Ire
11.12.10 | synbetterthanstevo |
Ire
11.12.10 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/profile.php?name=synbetterthanstevo
hey guys |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | metallicaman - She feels like a new man to that.
What? I don't know what that was about.
|
coneren
11.12.10 | ross this is my new journal i will post anything here okay???this also means i shit almostt did a new ACCORDION MELTDOWN |
acorncheese
11.12.10 | Night's ruined. |
DeafMetal
11.12.10 | I remember Bron-Y-Aur and Shattered_Future back when I used to lurk. |
Trundle
11.12.10 | o how could i forget metallicaman |
ShadowRemains
11.12.10 | bartender |
bungy
11.12.10 | sputnik lore |
Ire
11.12.10 | i made a synbettterthanstevo2 but the mods deleted it for troll rating
: (((( |
Waior
11.12.10 | "realized that it was cooler to be a dick on the internet"
yeah i hate it when users realise this. yeah.
fuck.
i have some sputnikrepenting to do |
cvlts
11.12.10 | lol Hep Kat u mad? |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | FUCK YEAH, SON. |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | "Saturday night, it was late, I was walking you home, we got down to the gate"
Yeah man, like LRB, we're reminiscing. |
the37er
11.12.10 | everyone in the list is either gay or not striahgt or a ppencil sucker |
cvlts
11.12.10 | why'd u quit? who the fuck does that? |
Trundle
11.12.10 | the37er i think you're looking for lakes' list. |
Waior
11.12.10 | I'm always afraid I'm going to lose contributor status by being "useless but technically capable" so I can empathise with you there. Secondary dark gray text is my safety blanket.
Can't you just ask to be graced with the Emeritus tag? Or do your reviews suck too much? I don't think I've read any Hep Kat. |
Waior
11.12.10 | 12fucking3 |
papasynyster
11.12.10 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=3549&memberid=237283
fuck you john hanson |
cvlts
11.12.10 | arent u suppose to technically gtfo if u have emeritus status? |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | I was actually off the site for several months a few years ago. I visited once in a while, but almost never posted. |
Gorification
11.12.10 | "'realized that it was cooler to be a dick on the internet'
yeah i hate it when users realise this. yeah.
fuck.
i have some sputnikrepenting to do" you guys should realize nobody's cool for being a dick on the internet. that goes for you too dryden. lol now hes going to start talking shit. but now he wont because i said that. but now he might because i just said that. now idk. |
Trundle
11.12.10 | No dude people on here just have no social skills in real life and spend way to much time on here, they really need something to do outside of sputnik. like fapping n stuff |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | I'm fine socially, I just like looking up music. And then I get caught up in stupid memes and jokes and I have fun with it. I don't care. |
cvlts
11.12.10 | Hep Kat, I'd jus be fuckin stoked that theres hope for the hardcore/punk users on this site. |
Jebull
11.12.10 | haha, josh is secretly a normal person... omg! |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | hey friends |
Waior
11.12.10 | "I'm fine socially, I just like looking up music. And then I get caught up in stupid memes and jokes and I have fun with it. I don't care."
That's the habit I'm in, way better than the unhealthy Sputnik I used to sport last year and the one that apparently some people don't get over for years. |
Waior
11.12.10 | "the site is actually making a profit lately"
how does that work? |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | "how does that work? "
Escape the Fate. |
Trundle
11.12.10 | That's the same attitude I have Josh, but i mean when you see newer users who basically give staffers rim jobs 24/7 there's just too many lols, they'll basically give any popular sputnik album a 4+ without even listening to it. I mean i like wasting time here to joke around and when I'm in a musical slump this is the first place I look, but when people start posting personal shit I just think sputnik can get a little faggy. |
Trundle
11.12.10 | Wow the site is actually profiting? All those alts add up i guess. |
cvlts
11.12.10 | I swear, the day that staff get paid... |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | "but when people start posting personal shit I just think sputnik can get a little faggy."
Yeah, the last time I got a job, I mentioned it on a list, and someone asked me where I was working and I told him I'd rather not say. I don't see why everyone is obsessed with airing their lives out on here.
|
Trundle
11.12.10 | Yeah, the worst is when people post stuff about a death of a family member. I mean wtf are they looking for? |
Waior
11.12.10 | "I don't see why everyone is obsessed with airing their lives out on here."
I think it's more just people liking other Sputnikers and respecting them enough as friends to feel okay with sharing morsels of their lives with each other. As long as it's not a counseling session or an attention-grab, it's never bothered me. |
Trundle
11.12.10 | I just realized that this list has turned into one of those huge sputnik threads that I always lol at. OMG IRONY |
Gorification
11.12.10 | "but when people start posting personal shit I just think sputnik can get a little faggy." definitely. and what the fuck is with all of the "my cat/dog died" lists? sorry, but nobody gives a fuck. |
Waior
11.12.10 | welcome to a newer, lazier generation of sputnik
|
cvlts
11.12.10 | idk ross, YouAreMySilence's death kinda rocked sputnik |
Emim
11.12.10 | "Yeah, the last time I got a job, I mentioned it on a list, and someone asked me where I was working and I told him I'd rather not say. I don't see why everyone is obsessed with airing their lives out on here."
Lol, that was me... |
ShadowRemains
11.12.10 | ^(@dante) |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | Yeah, but if I tell someone on Sputnik that one of my family members died, and they say they are sorry to hear it, it won't mean anything to me. Text from a person I've never met isn't something I can take consolation in. And everyone posting such depressing lists about friends dying all the time isn't necessary for a music site anyway. |
Jebull
11.12.10 | I only post personal things if it relates to the music. Like you know, I'm sad. give me sad music recs. blah blah blah |
Trundle
11.12.10 | eh, He was just a name on a computer screen to me, it's a shame that's for sure but it didn't change my outlook or anything. I have more of a problem when sputnik members post lists/threads about the death of a family member for the attention, I've always hated it when I see it on Facebook too. |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | YouAreMySilence was different because it was an actual user, and a respected one. |
coneren
11.12.10 | im gonna go and d siething coo hey guys??HAHAHAHA just iat ok il go to er youst wait |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | Only losers get married.
Oh, my bad. |
cvlts
11.12.10 | RIP Brandon. night sputnik |
Emim
11.12.10 | "YouAreMySilence was different because it was an actual user, and a respected one. "
This. And I mean I have "relationships" with sputnikers outside of sputnik, so I don't mind asking them questions about their lives and vice versa |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | I actually think I have since said what I do for work recently, but it wasn't a list or anything. Oh well. |
Waior
11.12.10 | "well like i'm engaged now guys. i was going to make a list about it but i dont want to be ostracized."
that's the thing. i don't know you but i'm always happy when people get engaged, haha. but there are a handful of users on this site that others are decently invested in enough that they want to know about engagements, dead cats, world travel... |
Trundle
11.12.10 | what Josh said. That's something that people on this site care about, not some attention whore looking for condolences from people they've never met. |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | I'll talk with some peeps from the site on Facebook or e-mail if I wanted to, I just haven't. I have a couple e-mails and Facebook contacts, but never use them. |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | "i'm a loser, but i really just want those three holes on lock while they're still in good shape."
Actual lol, I'm scared for myself. |
Waior
11.12.10 | "I actually think I have since said what I do for work recently, but it wasn't a list or anything. Oh well."
I don't think knowing what somebody's occupation is can be a breach of privacy but to each their own, really. |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | Elim should have legend status. |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | "I don't think knowing what somebody's occupation is can be a breach of privacy but to each their own, really. "
No, it isn't, but it's the principle of the thing I guess. I just didn't feel it necessary for everyone to know as much as possible about me. |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | He used to post the most unbelievably bizarre yet still crazily good comments ever. That mind is intense. |
bailar14
11.12.10 | i aim'd the josh d for a while before. that was fun and all.
everyone else kinda lost their appeal to talk to at all. |
ShadowRemains
11.12.10 | @chan: really? i was never around to see any of his endeavors/antics, which disappoints me |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | Yeah, me and Enrique AIM'd.
Cybered the whole time. |
Trundle
11.12.10 | Enrique how long have you been here exactly? |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | Yeah, he was making me lol every post. |
Emim
11.12.10 | I've gone through some of the old review threads, and that shit's hilarious sometimes |
bailar14
11.12.10 | uhh i made my main account in like early '09. but i first found out about the site in like '07 or so. |
Waior
11.12.10 | i ignored chan on AIM for a long time and now i have guilt pangs |
Waior
11.12.10 | i reckon i'd be bored if we held nothing against eachother so i'm happy to restore the equilibrium |
Trundle
11.12.10 | interesting. I think the funniest moment I've ever had on this site was when Chan posted his Bulldog review(which was awesome) and basically everyone was fapping to it. As it was a large thread and I was bored at the time I just started making random meme posts and basically was trying to get under peoples skin for the lols. And then tink(somberlain) posted, "Chan make him{Me} stop." I just couldn't believe that someone would think that a screen name on a computer (Chan) could really affect anyone that much, not to mention the fact how stupid it looks to get someone else to fight your battles...on the internet of all places. My escapades earned me a spot in one of his guess that sputniker lists and he had some really lolocaust description of me. |
Waior
11.12.10 | yesssssssss |
PuddlesPuddles
11.12.10 | I prefer to not get attached to anyone here because I'm secretly insecure about being rejected |
Waior
11.12.10 | don't lie |
PuddlesPuddles
11.12.10 | caleb you're the exception to every rule, of course
even the rule of thirds. and thumbs |
Bitchfork
11.12.10 | The question is "Is she fat?" |
ffs
11.12.10 | u have deceived me for the last time, internet!!... |
Jesuslaves
11.12.10 | what the fuck is all this |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | Good to see the list died soon after I went to bed. |
pizzamachine
11.12.10 | You sleep? |
Josh D.
11.12.10 | I didn't say I slept, just went to bed. |
awhiteguy
11.12.10 | We will never sleep, because, ya know, sleep is for the weak and stuff. |
awhiteguy
11.12.10 | Wait, hold the phones......
Mappy's not a tranny? HOLY SHIT!!! NEW REVELATION! |
bloc
11.12.10 | STEVESPEW/STEVESPEW |
Enotron
11.12.10 | just read this entire thing. list was like inception. |
PuddlesPuddles
11.12.10 | It was all a dream? You used to read Word Up magazine? |
Enotron
11.12.10 | salt'n'peppa and heavy d up in the limousine |
Enotron
11.12.10 | oh btw hepkat what staff member were you/where could your original account be found? |
Enotron
11.12.10 | oh wait nvm |
Enotron
11.12.10 | hey dude calm down mannn |
ZippaThaRippa
11.12.10 | No fuck that I'm pissed. |
Enotron
11.12.10 | hey mannn chillll cmon |
Enotron
11.12.10 | u wll n3vr be 3mer1tus hurhurhur |
Enotron
11.12.10 | cuz the list topic was sorta dum and errbodys more interested in the history of the sput |
Trundle
11.12.10 | SORTA DUMB? HOW DARE YOU! anyway I'd recommend everyone to pick these up |
ZippaThaRippa
11.12.10 | Shut up phag |
DeafMetal
11.12.10 | DeafMetal
11.12.10
[ Edit ] Incantation.
I did. |
Spec
02.17.11 | phag |
DeafMetal
02.17.11 | Holy bump. |
Trundle
07.12.15 | I second that bump, this is awesome |
Trundle
06.25.16 | tinkrbel was somberlain as well |
climactic
06.25.16 | crazyblinddude was bailar11 |
Trundle
06.25.16 | ah i didn't know crazyblind, i only knew enrique as enrique |
parksungjoon
02.17.21 | bruh |
unclereich
02.17.21 | interesting. I think the funniest moment I've ever had on this site was when Chan posted his Bulldog review(which was awesome) and basically everyone was fapping to it. As it was a large thread and I was bored at the time I just started making random meme posts and basically was trying to get under peoples skin for the lols. And then tink(somberlain) posted, "Chan make him{Me} stop." I just couldn't believe that someone would think that a screen name on a computer (Chan) could really affect anyone that much, not to mention the fact how stupid it looks to get someone else to fight your battles...on the internet of all places. My escapades earned me a spot in one of his guess that sputniker lists and he had some really lolocaust description of me. |
unclereich
02.17.21 | Yeah, but if I tell someone on Sputnik that one of my family members died, and they say they are sorry to hear it, it won't mean anything to me. Text from a person I've never met isn't something I can take consolation in. And everyone posting such depressing lists about friends dying all the time isn't necessary for a music site anyway. |
DavidYowi
02.17.21 | I swear no other music aggregation site has this much lore |
parksungjoon
02.17.21 | thats cuz its always been a bullshit ass hobby discussion site for losers first and foremost |