BigHans
11.09.10 | Bump you consumers of lime |
Waior
11.09.10 | 8 is my favourite. I'm not much for English football though. |
FadeToBlack
11.09.10 | list is awesome
u almost lost it at 8 tho |
BigHans
11.09.10 | almost but I redeemed myself |
ffs
11.09.10 | blimey mate |
geng
11.09.10 | Yeah, we are the dog's bollocks. |
BigHans
11.09.10 | God Damn it I forgot IRON MAIDEN |
KILL
11.09.10 | 10 is vile dno y anyone likes it coo list you twat |
ConsiderPhlebas
11.09.10 | haha great list. Pretty much everything good about England, although I'd add real ale. Binge drinking and alcoholism are the root of all Englishness. |
BigHans
11.09.10 | you guys watching some telly? |
Inveigh
11.09.10 | the hell is spotted dick |
BigHans
11.09.10 | I dont know Inveigh, I just know its an English food of some sort, like Blood Pudding. |
ConsiderPhlebas
11.09.10 | It's a dessert, man |
FadeToBlack
11.09.10 | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spotted_dick
not bloody difficult mate |
KILL
11.09.10 | also deep purple add that too |
ThatPoorBastard
11.09.10 | 10 rules i didnt even know there was a food called that |
ThatPoorBastard
11.09.10 | oh.. right |
BigHans
11.09.10 | fuck yeah Deep Purple rules |
KevinGarnett
11.09.10 | Isn't spotted dick a medical condition? |
BigHans
11.09.10 | oh, and Churchill's speeches are pretty bad ass. |
Waior
11.09.10 | does england treat smoking like they do drinking? |
ThatPoorBastard
11.09.10 | Except Mighty Boosh isn't funny ... |
ConsiderPhlebas
11.09.10 | America has motherfucker, sonofabitch etc so you could probably do a good one |
BigHans
11.09.10 | shit got another idea Im gonna have to edit again. |
Inveigh
11.09.10 | "It's a dessert, man"
oh that makes sense, over here we have a dessert called "warty pussy" so |
KevinGarnett
11.09.10 | Patient: Doc, what's wrong with my penis.
Doctor: Well, after analyzing all of your test results, we've concluded that you have spotted dick.
Patient: Oh no! What's spotted dick?
Doctor: It's when your penis begins the process of turning black over a period of time. There's nothing we can do.
Patient: Does that mean it will get bigger?
Doctor: Not that kind of black.... |
ConsiderPhlebas
11.09.10 | One other thing we do well, is very, very bleak animated films "for kids". Watership Down and this little gem. Watch from 2.00 till 3.31 for the most English reaction imaginable to a nuclear holocaust. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1PFEVayxxA&feature=related |
BigHans
11.09.10 | Edited, its even more awesome now. |
random
11.09.10 | I got a can of Spotted Dick for my birthday. |
geng
11.09.10 | I didn't know that a bundle of sticks was called a faggot. A faggot is, however, a kind of meatball. |
BigHans
11.09.10 | I love how Missle is pronounced Mi-SILE. |
BigHans
11.09.10 | lol Jewel that video is cheesy as fuck |
KevinGarnett
11.09.10 | Come back, you stupid bitch, and get in the sheltah! |
Waior
11.09.10 | fags |
BigHans
11.09.10 | A faggot is, however, a kind of meatball.
^ Learn something new every day. |
BigHans
11.09.10 | hey bloke, can I bum a fag? |
ConsiderPhlebas
11.09.10 | They slowly rot to death afterwards |
Inveigh
11.09.10 | "I got a can of Spotted Dick for my birthday."
who's was it? |
KevinGarnett
11.09.10 | Speaking of fags, why is sputnik so slow today? |
KevinGarnett
11.09.10 | Husband: Honey, I..I.... I'm sorry. I cheated on you and I got an STD.
Wife: WHAT THE FUCK?!?! YOU DIDN'T GIVE IT TO ME, DID YOU?!?!
Husband: I don't know.
Wife: Is it herpes?
Husband: No.
Wife: Is it syphillis?
Husband: No.
Wife: Don't tell me it's crabs!
Husband: It's not crabs.
Wife: Then what is it?
Husband: It's.... it's.... it's.... it's spotted dick. |
KILL
11.09.10 | yea we used to make spotted dick jokes in junior school was fun |
geng
11.09.10 | Also, the English version of the American word 'faggot' is 'bender'. Although bender is less vulgar. |
ffs
11.09.10 | havent heard anyone say bender since like 1997 |
geng
11.09.10 | I call my gay housemate bender from time to time. He loves it. |
BigHans
11.09.10 | you fucking benders. Im gonna use that I think. |
Counterfeit
11.09.10 | another plus is you can say cunt w/o people getting all pissy there. |
KevinGarnett
11.09.10 | "oh that makes sense, over here we have a dessert called "warty pussy" so"
Just saw this. Statement of the day. |
geng
11.09.10 | "another plus is you can say cunt w/o people getting all pissy there."
And how. You fucking cunt. |
BigHans
11.09.10 | cunt. serously, thats probably the worst thing to say in America, at least according to American women. |
geng
11.09.10 | It just doesn't sound the same when Americans say it. |
Counterfeit
11.09.10 | so fucking true hans. the chicks i hang with dont really care, though. but there are times.. |
BigHans
11.09.10 | guys seriously. HOW THE FUCK DID I LEAVE LUCY PINDER AND KEELY HAZELL OFF MY ORIGINAL LIST. Both are in my permenant spank bank. |
KILL
11.09.10 | they are hot because they are natural |
BigHans
11.09.10 | I know. They are unreal. |
random
11.09.10 | @Inveigh: Spotted Dick is actually a food. I saw it at a bulk store. |
FadeToBlack
11.09.10 | is a food |
BigHans
11.09.10 | If I wasnt at work I would be googling Lucy Pinder and fapping furiously. |
greg84
11.09.10 | Yes. England is cool. Major props no. 4. Me love big-titted girls. |
BigHans
11.09.10 | I like to bury my face in them. |
Waior
11.09.10 | "another plus is you can say cunt w/o people getting all pissy there."
yeah, but then there's the term "fanny" |
geng
11.09.10 | fanny is a hilarious word |
Waior
11.09.10 | haha yes but apparently not universal... a friend's mom threatened to give her daughter a "fanny-whack" and my english friend was appalled |
geng
11.09.10 | oh yeah, it means arse in america. or 'ass'. which actually means donkey. Man, linguistics is confusing. |
FadeToBlack
11.09.10 | you are all confusing me greatly |
BigHans
11.09.10 | bollocks |
Waior
11.09.10 | had this discussion with the girlfriend last night. i love the differences we have under a common language, it's entertaining... my children will have the most screwed up accents ever. |
FadeToBlack
11.09.10 | twat @ hans |
Counterfeit
11.09.10 | @waior, ohhhh that makes sense i guess |
BigHans
11.09.10 | Fade have you ever smacked it to Keeley Hazell? and dont lie |
FadeToBlack
11.09.10 | never heard ov her
*googles*
not yet |
BigHans
11.09.10 | are you fucking kidding me? |
Counterfeit
11.09.10 | Hans is commencing wanking |
BigHans
11.09.10 | She is stacked beyond belief. |
FadeToBlack
11.09.10 | also we have good beer and alcohol u forgot that one. but i guess it comes under all of us being alcoholics |
geng
11.09.10 | Actually I had never heard of her either. |
BigHans
11.09.10 | I am astonished you young English chaps have never heard of the 2nd hottest woman in English history (Lucy Pinder being the first obv) |
Adash
11.09.10 | hush ya gums you butters kreatures n don't go chirpsin on keeley or i'll murk you
souf landan roll deep |
BigHans
11.09.10 | hush ya gums you butters kreatures n don't go chirpsin on keeley or i'll murk you
^ I dont know what he just said but it was awesome. |
Counterfeit
11.09.10 | English kids are the ugliest buggers, but have the most adorable accents |
FadeToBlack
11.09.10 | u have the ugliest ov mugs feit
i am a beautiful english rose |
geng
11.09.10 | If you teef any of TC's fuckin beats, we will send round the murkiest murk men from murkden on a monday which is murkin day. And we will fuckin murk you, orite? We're not talking no normal sway back Patrick Swayze nice and easy ballet dancin lemon squeezy. We're talkin murkey. We're talkin pea souper, we're talking fog, darkness. We're comin roound your house, we'll murder you fish, your cat, your dog, animal, vegetable, mineral. Listen we'll come round and fuck you up. That's what I'm sayin yeah. We ain't playing about, it's just a dirty little vibe yeah? And if you fuckin touch dis fucking vibe mate....I'll stick your neck in. OK.
@Adash |
Counterfeit
11.09.10 | please, we all know Midwestern men are rugged and handsome. |
BigHans
11.09.10 | I take it "murk" means to righteously fuck somebody up? |
FadeToBlack
11.09.10 | yah its an awesome word |
Adash
11.09.10 | allow that, its what comes from living in london with a bunch of brushmanz
also boy better know that pinder is a right sket, |
BigHans
11.09.10 | Lucy Pinder is one of the 5 hottest women on the planet. |
Adash
11.09.10 | remember the murkin days me n geng pulled some serious murkage on this krutters poomplex getting digits off this wastegash |
BigHans
11.09.10 | I love this. Only wish I knew what it all meant. |
Adash
11.09.10 | an act which, on second thought, seems not only only unneccesary but also quite detrimental to the general wellbeing of the fellow townspeople in our grimy yet thriving metropolis |
FadeToBlack
11.09.10 | loool i love this list |
BigHans
11.09.10 | Ill admit Im actually kind of obsessed with England. |
Adash
11.09.10 | how many british mandem are there on sputnik? The dubstep fans I presume |
BigHans
11.09.10 | I dont know, I suspect alot. ConsiderPhlebas, Fade, KILL, Geng come to mind immediately. |
geng
11.09.10 | I think Slightly and Deathcar are English. Not sure though. |
Adash
11.09.10 | geng's the most british, bacon munchin, cider drinkin, oceansize lovin, manchester livin, hume readin, wastecadet that i know |
FadeToBlack
11.09.10 | Knott as well |
BigHans
11.09.10 | ah yes forgot Strikey |
Adash
11.09.10 | I have literally no clue as to whom any of them are, so we gonna have to murk the dizzy gullys |
Waior
11.09.10 | can somebody speak geordie please |
kangaroopoo
11.09.10 | zep, sab, floyd, napalm...
porridge, fawlty towers, monty python, lock stock, snatch, hitchcock, 007
it's nice when we kick the mother country's arse at sport |
FadeToBlack
11.09.10 | sup roo |
BigHans
11.09.10 | Christ almight I forgot about James bond too. I should have given it more thought when I first made the list, considering Ive editied like 6 times now. |
kangaroopoo
11.09.10 | sup, will visit England eventually |
BigHans
11.09.10 | I need to as well. |
FadeToBlack
11.09.10 | come to Durham
u will be murked |
BigHans
11.09.10 | look forward to it |
Waior
11.10.10 | you live in durham ugh |
FadeToBlack
11.10.10 | at uni
im a southener |
geng
11.10.10 | Mighty Boosh is fucking funny. Exhibit A: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaql3gsspBc |
Maniac!
11.10.10 | "Need we same more?"
grammar police are pulling you over
|
Waior
11.10.10 | so posh |
Deathcar
11.10.10 | This list has made me really proud of being British/English. Quite an achievement Hans. |
geng
11.10.10 | It's all about Old Gregg though http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydr8a3UHUy4 |
FadeToBlack
11.10.10 | that episode with Charlie was hilarious, especially Vince's comic book |
Adash
11.10.10 | the only possible way english girls are hot is if you're wearing the phattest beer goggles known to man |
KILL
11.10.10 | lucy pinder isnt hot :S |
Jesuslaves
11.10.10 | wtf kill u gay |
KILL
11.10.10 | sigh |
Jesuslaves
11.10.10 | yeah, u gay |
FadeToBlack
11.10.10 | hgis |
BigHans
11.10.10 | its official: KILL is gay |
Willie
11.10.10 | The four years that I spent in England were some of the coolest times of my life, and I agree with almost all of these.. the only thing that sucked was the local food. |
FadeToBlack
11.10.10 | nothing wrong with fish and chips and a sunday roast |
Willie
11.10.10 | Everything is covered in gravy or is some kind of nasty... oh, the corner kebab shops are the shit. I'd take those over the fish & chips any day. |
Jesuslaves
11.10.10 | i could never leave my precious greasy, salty, american food behind |
Sanders
11.10.10 | I'm from near Manchester, in the north of England. People up north sound a lot more aggressive when they swear...cunt is probably one of the most common swear words used there now.
And also, rugby union beats the shit out of football any day. Rugby is a gentleman's game designed for hooligans, whereas football's a hooligan's game designed for gentlemen. |
geng
11.10.10 | Isn't rugby league meant to be the proper man's game? |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | I don't like any of this sans the music parts. |
KILL
11.10.10 | are you chubs jesus |
BigHans
11.10.10 | jealous of you being gay for not liking Pinder? No. |
Sanders
11.10.10 | rugby league's the one where people run around lots and don't have proper mauls or rucks. Union is where they have the big scrums, sick rucks and huge hits. |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | "And also, rugby union beats the shit out of football any day. Rugby is a gentleman's game designed for hooligans, whereas football's a hooligan's game designed for gentlemen."
Yeah, using your head to purposefully injure someone is definitely gentlemen-like. |
geng
11.10.10 | Rugby's a lot more manly than football, but I just don't find it as entertaining. |
KILL
11.10.10 | i was replying to the guy above me hans you silly fool |
Sanders
11.10.10 | awhiteguy - sure, but there's exceptions in every sport.
And you can't argue that when that happens in football, the victim goes down screaming and clutching his face when he's been hit in the shin. In rugby there's a bit of a punchup, it gets broken up and everyone carries on nicely. |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | "And you can't argue that when that happens in football, the victim goes down screaming and clutching his face when he's been hit in the shin"
No, you're right, except for one thing: When they lead with the helmet to pruposefully injure someone, they go for the head, not the legs. So there's no screaming or clutching or any of that. Just arms curling into the body and a lifeless human hitting the ground with his eyes closed, dreaming about his high school sweetheart. |
Sanders
11.10.10 | Yeah, you're right, it's disgusting when people ruin the sport by playing filthily, or pretending to have blood injuries. But for the most part, it's a great game.
at geng - I find it more entertaining than football, but it's a bit more complex and stop/start, which tends to put people off. Each to their own though :) |
foreverendeared
11.10.10 | I'll second Kill, Lucy Pinder is not hot. I mean I'd still titty fuck the shit out of her, but she really isn't hot at all.
Americans are a lot more offended by curse words than England and Britain in general, especially cunt. I'm American, but I've never understood why people take such offense to the word |
BigHans
11.10.10 | you guys are crazy Pinder is fucking unreal. |
geng
11.10.10 | you guys are crazy Pinder is fucking unreal. [2]
She's no Megan Fox though |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | American football rules dick, ok? |
FadeToBlack
11.10.10 | woah i left for dinner and now theres some faggot talk going on |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | Dinner? It's 1 o'clock. |
FadeToBlack
11.10.10 | what an idiot |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | Yeah. |
Adash
11.10.10 | bahahaha at the confusion between football and soccer
rugby is where its at. Specially the Boks |
geng
11.10.10 | ur crazy son. It's all about cricket. |
Adash
11.10.10 | Not being able to stand americans is a typical british thing, but as a half brit I'll say that I can't stand either
too many war too many war
|
Jesuslaves
11.10.10 | Megan Fox is no Lucy Pinder, is what geng meant to say. |
BigHands
11.10.10 | Id much rather bang Pinder than Megan Fox. Im a Tits guy. |
Jesuslaves
11.10.10 | Why the alt? |
BigHands
11.10.10 | Bored |
foreverendeared
11.10.10 | Megan Fox's tits are 10,000 times better. bigger isn't always better children |
FadeToBlack
11.10.10 | my tits are quite luscious |
BigHands
11.10.10 | Has Fox ever actually shown her tits? |
KILL
11.10.10 | megans tits are fake therefore NOT better |
BigHands
11.10.10 | Fox just seems like a bitch. I dont like bitchy woman. Pinder looks like she can take a cock and then eat a hearty breakfast with you. |
FadeToBlack
11.10.10 | but can she cook it? |
BigHands
11.10.10 | I dont care as long as she keeps bending over. |
FadeToBlack
11.10.10 | how can u not care
who else is gonna cook ur breakfast |
foreverendeared
11.10.10 | evidently none of you know how to use the internet because she has showed her tits. she was shooting a movie and there was like skin colored nipple covers but you could still see through them |
BigHands
11.10.10 | I am a great cook. Im not worried about that. |
foreverendeared
11.10.10 | "Fox just seems like a bitch. I dont like bitchy woman. Pinder looks like she can take a cock and then eat a hearty breakfast with you." umm why the fuck are we in a relationship with our fantasy women? I'm just talking about who's hotter and who I'd rather bang, not fucking marry |
Jesuslaves
11.10.10 | yeah sorry for not searching megan fox's tits. i was busy searching for someone hot. |
KILL
11.10.10 | andcas you dont know your tits man they are clearly fake
http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/megan-fox-bikini.jpg
real tits dont look like that |
BigHands
11.10.10 | Im saying she appears to have qualities that make me want to bang her that much more. Megan Fox is the kind of bitchy woman I despise. I suppose I could hate fuck her or something, I mean, she is damn hot. |
foreverendeared
11.10.10 | "real tits dont look like that" umm sorry Kill but I'm gonna have to disagree with you here. they aren't firm, that means NOT fake. Fake tits are pushed up and together. My ex's tits look quite a bit like that when she would where a bikini and hers are real |
KILL
11.10.10 | http://goodbyeimplants.com/sites/www.goodbyeimplants.com/files/imagecache/original/megan-fox-breast-augmentation.jpg
you lose |
FadeToBlack
11.10.10 | lol
its not an optical illusion dummy |
foreverendeared
11.10.10 | it's called a fucking pushup bra, women do it from time to time
|
foreverendeared
11.10.10 | totally just sounded like a douchebag. didn't mean to |
KILL
11.10.10 | sigh a push up bra doesnt make them look like that you can tell they are solid as fuck full of plastic goodness
http://plasticsergeant.com/files/imagecache/original/picture/megan-fox-boob-job.jpg |
FadeToBlack
11.10.10 | nvm list is moving too fast |
KILL
11.10.10 | http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bQ0SqifjNcg/TCl7dWenq5I/AAAAAAAAW8U/WyPBBDA_FLk/s400/megan-fox-breast-implants-3.jpg
lol |
Jesuslaves
11.10.10 | can we all at least agree that kim kardashian is a plastic can of fugliness with a nice fake ass? |
Jesuslaves
11.10.10 | silicone being 1/3 of your body weight will do that |
KILL
11.10.10 | it probably is tbh its ridiculously big |
KILL
11.10.10 | yea shes real |
2muchket!
11.11.10 | list made me laugh
england is fucking gay as fuck tho |
KILL
11.11.10 | die plz |
Douglas
11.11.10 | this is like huh |
foreverendeared
11.11.10 | I still think Megan Fox has natural tits. Those pictures you can't tell shit because of different lighting, angles, etc. Boobs can be very deceptive. I'm only 24, but in my experience, Megan Fox's tits are real. I asked my sister too and she agrees, and my sister is 30, is a woman, and has fake tits, so I kinda trust her opinion more than anyone else here lol |
Josh D.
11.11.10 | Pics please. |
foreverendeared
11.11.10 | oh yeah she's definitely a shallow bitch and there's no doubt she's had a nose job, and the most recent pictures of her definitely looks like she's had a boob job, but a couple of those side by side pictures up there that Kill posted aren't convincing to me at all. |
BigHans
11.11.10 | Megan Fox is the type of chick you give a first class facial to, and then immediately leave. |
2muchket!
11.11.10 | i do that to every lass I've fucked so... |
BigHans
11.11.10 | Id bang Teri Hatcher over Megan Fox. Cougars ftw |
foreverendeared
11.11.10 | "Megan Fox is the type of chick you give a first class facial to, and then immediately leave."
or marry and then divorce and take half of her money |
starry
11.11.10 | I wouldn't say all football supporters (we don't call it soccer) are hooligans at all, football is actually very mainstream. I'm not much into the sport now though.
Under important English groups I would include The Kinks (very self consciously English) and The Moody Blues (part of the progressive sound). Also new wave / new romanticism.
Another language saying for you...when it rains hard it's 'pissing it down'. |
BigHans
11.11.10 | I have a weird obsession with Teri Hatcher, cant really explain it. |
BigHans
12.27.10 | bumping for Fade |
KILL
12.27.10 | hes gone |
BigHans
12.27.10 | I refuse to believe it |
KILL
12.27.10 | rip |
BigHans
12.27.10 | RIP |
KILL
12.27.10 | theyre real and theyre spectacular |
BigHans
01.13.11 | Hey GUVNA |
FadeToBlack
01.13.11 | u uphill gardener |
BigHans
01.13.11 | BOLLOCKS.
Just re-watched Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels and Snatch last weekend, love those movies. |
FadeToBlack
01.13.11 | u such a berkeley hunt |
BigHans
01.13.11 | Piker |
BigHans
01.13.11 | I declare myself the 7th Earl of Berkeley |
BallsToTheWall
01.13.11 | Now I want to watch Green Street Hooligans. |
ffs
01.13.11 | blimey mates where is the loo |
FadeToBlack
01.13.11 | i have a cup of tea right now, life is good |
BigHans
01.13.11 | I was Jack the Ripper |
alachlahol
01.13.11 | drinking tea and listening to grind the life of a true englsih cockney |
BigHans
01.13.11 | Fade is it cloudy there today? |
FadeToBlack
01.13.11 | yeah looks like its gonna rain
and thats down south, up north is probably still snowing |
alachlahol
01.13.11 | you should probably ask if its sunny there cause im pretty sure thats the more rare phenomenon |
alachlahol
01.13.11 | surprised fade hasnt killed himself by now living over there |
omnipanzer
01.13.11 | Shit I love em for Billie Piper, some rad shows/movies and great classic music. |
Sanders
01.13.11 | Chavs playing shit music on their phones on the back of buses, Big Brother, PCSOs, drizzle, Kerry Katona and Piers Morgan are everything that's wrong with England. |
Waior
01.13.11 | i love england |
kanecooper
01.13.11 | england is cool |
kanecooper
01.13.11 | hey i'm from england |
Adash
01.13.11 | englands full of shit people and shit things and shit
but it has Fabric, The Prodigy and James Blake, which more than makes up for it |
FadeToBlack
01.13.11 | are you in england |
ConsiderPhlebas
01.13.11 | England has Iron Maiden and that's all that needs to be said, apart from the fact that people playing music out of their mobiles are fucking retards who can't afford headphones. |
Winsomniac
01.13.11 | Hans, if for nothing but the Keelet Hazell comment, I love you. |
FadeToBlack
01.13.11 | its ok someone has to |
alachlahol
01.13.11 | when you mentioned "lorries" in a comment i had to look that up you could have just said truck |
BigHans
01.13.11 | yeah Fade is right nobody luvs me |
Satellite
01.13.11 | sodding smashing list mate.
bob's your uncle. |
BigHans
01.13.11 | lol SMASHING. Need to use that more. |
SmurkinGherkin
01.13.11 | i live in england
i want to leave
it's kinda a shit hole |
Sanders
01.13.11 | Depends where abouts you live though really. |
kanecooper
01.13.11 | lots of places in england are cool - london, brighton, bristol, leeds etc |
Adash
01.13.11 | London is arguably the greatest city in the world (for art & culture at least), although I'm sick of being constantly crushed under the million eyes of CCTV
rest of england? Take it or leave it. |
ffs
01.13.11 | any english ppl wanna talk about jellied eels add me king_kong_nutsack112@hotmail.co.uk
fellas |
ConsiderPhlebas
01.13.11 | Behind the CCTV is a horde of badly paid oafs who don't give a fuck who does what |
Satellite
01.13.11 | cctv is the worst thing ever. if i can kill a hooker without anyone witnessing, then it's not a crime as far as i'm concerned.
that's why i love america. |
ffs
01.13.11 | yeah i never understood all the panic over being watched by cctv. what do you have to fear if youre
not doing anything wrong |
Waior
01.13.11 | leeds is awesome. london is fucking scary
NORTHENER ish |
omnipanzer
01.13.11 | I only care about Cardiff, because I want to be a pert of Torchwood.
It's true. |
geng
01.13.11 | Glad to see Leeds getting some love, hoping to do a masters there next year. If it satisfies the Sputuniverse it must be ok. |
Sanders
01.13.11 | I had a cracking night out in Leeds, attended a dubstep night called The Bash Out... ended up at a houseparty where one guy tried to backflip off a wheeliebin and faceplanted the curb. Epic fail, but metal as fuck. |
FadeToBlack
01.13.11 | durham and newcastle are the shit i know user Knott- will back me up on that |
Sanders
01.13.11 | It's all about Lancashire, although I'm currently in Warwick, which is pretty tame. |
kanecooper
01.13.11 | durham is boring but is an absolutely gorgeous place. newcastle is ok but geordies eeurgh |
Sanders
01.13.11 | Guilty pleasure - Geordie accent on lasses. Eg 1, Cheryl Cole. |
Adash
01.14.11 | newcastle is sick as fuck, went up there from london for a friends friend birthday for a whole 10 hours.
I was lost in the club and some guys like 'here, have some mandy, its on me'
I fell in love with the place then
What do you have to fear if you're not doing anything wrong? That route eventually leads to 1984
Also, England has roughly 1/5 of ALL the CCTV in the world. Thats SCARY!!! |
Waior
01.14.11 | advocating newcastle but not geordies |
BigHans
01.14.11 | Hatchett Harry: Is he good?
Barry the Baptist: He's Better'n good. HE'S A FUCKING LIABILITY. |
BigHans
05.17.11 | Bump for KILL, feeling bad cause I called him a limey bastard earlier. |
KILL
05.17.11 | its raining right now |
BigHans
05.17.11 | I am aghast. Astonished. bloke. |
Sanders
05.17.11 | Yeah, it's pissing it down here too. |
BigHans
05.17.11 | we are enjoying some smashing weather in Minnesota today |
Sanders
05.17.11 | The same cannot be said for the West Midlands. Ever. |
BigHans
05.17.11 | how often is is sunny in England? Or at least the parts where you guys live |
KILL
05.17.11 | in the summer like 40% of the time
in the winter 5% |
JamieTwort
05.17.11 | I'm in the south east and the weather's not been too bad recently. |
BigHans
05.17.11 | fuckin 5%? Must be depressing as fuck. Bollocks. |
tkxxx7
05.17.11 | does anyone know if spotted dick is good |
Sanders
05.17.11 | I've not been in Warwickshire long, so I can't say. It's been alright recently, but up North where I'm from it's pretty grim quite a lot. Season affective disorder runs rampant through the country. |
JamieTwort
05.17.11 | Spotted Dick's alright I guess, not too fond of it personally. |
Sanders
05.17.11 | @tkxxx7 - I remember having it at the restaurant I worked at years ago, and it was just unremarkable. Disappointing, but I still don't know where it got the name from. |
KILL
05.17.11 | i dont like spotted dick cos currants are shit |
Sanders
05.17.11 | I can't think of any other English desserts... Bread and Butter pudding's alright if it's made well. Rhubarb crumble's fucking awesome too. |
JamieTwort
05.17.11 | yeah currants suck dick |
BigHans
05.17.11 | you guys should take a few lessons from your French neighbors on how to cook |
Sanders
05.17.11 | I'm not a massive fan of snails and cowardice. |
porch
05.17.11 | cunt is my insult of choice
gobshite if you want an irish one |
BigHans
05.17.11 | I'm not a massive fan of snails and cowardice.
^ LMFAO that ruled |
Sanders
05.17.11 | cunt works pretty well as an adjective too. |
BigHans
05.17.11 | Porch you don't hail from the UK do you? |
porch
05.17.11 | spent my first decade or so in the USA, a year in germany and ireland for the past ten years |
BigHans
05.17.11 | thats pretty badass. What does that make you? Are you a legal citizen of Ireland? |
porch
05.17.11 | yeah dual citizenship. parents are both irish |
BigHans
05.17.11 | Never would have guessed that, you dont talk about Thin Lizzy like Conor does. |
AngelofDeath
05.17.11 | English food lol.
Also, 300. |
Sanders
05.17.11 | ^ Whoa, fish and chips, cornish pasties and kendal mint cake are all fucking amazing. |
porch
05.17.11 | i grew up listening to thin lizzy, kinda tired of them now but still
|
BigHans
05.17.11 | Sanders theres a great deal I like about England but I think its pretty safe to say that culinary wise you guys fail pretty hard compared to the majority of Europe |
Sanders
05.17.11 | Yeah, we might not have the culinary finesse of most European countries, but you can't beat a good old Sunday roast! |
BigHans
05.17.11 | true, roasts are good, as are Fish and Chips. |
omnipanzer
05.17.11 | Fried Mars bar ftmfw. |
AngelofDeath
05.17.11 | Yeah, don't get me wrong; I like all that stuff you listed, but English food is pretty sorry. Especially stacked against the rest of Europe. (This obviously excludes The Fat Duck and other top-tier fine dining establishments.) |
BigHans
05.17.11 | Italy rules all in terms of food. |
Sanders
05.17.11 | (This obviously excludes The Fat Duck, Greggs and other top-tier fine dining establishments.)
Fix'd. |
AngelofDeath
05.17.11 | The French are starting to take tips from us, and do back-to-basics, well-executed, simple food and do away with all the stodginess of their fine dining scene. I'm sure it's a better time than ever to be a part of the Parisian restaurant scene. |
BigHans
05.17.11 | Angel, go make me a Boulliabase post haste (butchered the spelling but you know what I mean). |
AngelofDeath
05.17.11 | You actually spelled it right. Should make some cassoulet too. |
omnipanzer
05.17.11 | Best lamb I ever had was in France. Had awesome fries/chips sitting under the leg in the juices. It was the bomb. |
BigHans
09.19.11 | Bump for the UK |
anarchistfish
09.19.11 | "a bundle of sticks is a Faggot"
no one really uses that term
rest is pretty much true
except soccer is called football |
MO
09.19.11 | Awesome list, never caught this one. |
BigHans
09.19.11 | Its one of my favorites |
Waior
09.19.11 | going back to england sooner than later FOREVER |
Adabelle
09.19.11 | England rules m/ |
Sanders
09.19.11 | Waior, seriously? Whereabouts? |
Waior
09.19.11 | moving back into hartfordshire but chances are i'll be pretty nomadic. can't keep myself away from durham/newcastle |
ShadowRemains
09.19.11 | fucking 4 times a million |
Waior
09.19.11 | why thank you! i can appreciate that
|
Sanders
09.19.11 | If you're moving to hertfordshire you'll have to learn how to spell it properly :p I enjoyed Newcastle when I was there, cracking night out! |
wabbit
09.19.11 | I'm moving to england in the new year as well...and even took Caleb's advice and am not living in London (also I will lack the money to live there) |
ShadowRemains
09.19.11 | "i'm not understanding the teri hatcher crush.
have u seen her legs? |
Sanders
09.19.11 | Yeah London is naff compared to the rest of the country, unless you like living amongst rude people in a very cramped city. |
Waior
09.19.11 | haha i wrote it phonetically, whoops. heartsferrdshurr, really.
where are you moving to? london is just that though, impolite and overpopulated. |
Waior
09.19.11 | naaaaaff |
Sanders
09.19.11 | Landaaaaaaaaan (phonetically spelt) is naff, gash, crap, wank, whatever you like to call it! It's all about the North and the Midlands :] |
wabbit
09.19.11 | I want to be in a city because I have essentially spent my entire life in a small town. Right now I'm thinking Manchester, Sheffield or Newcastle. |
Sanders
09.19.11 | I've never been to Sheffield, but Manchester and Newcastle are both awesome places. Personally I prefer towns that are slightly smaller than those cities, but each to their own! |
Waior
09.19.11 | I heard Sheffield is pretty chill and I obviously recommend both Manchester and Newcastle. I know little of smaller cities in England though, besides a cluster of hamlets and towns in Herts. |
Sanders
09.19.11 | I've just recently moved to the West Midlands for my 2nd year of uni, around Stratford/Warwick/Leamington, and it's awesome here, beautiful part of the country. Not as beautiful as the Lakes, but close! My hometown is near Blackpool though, which is a shit-hole. |
Adabelle
09.20.11 | I live about 40 minutes on the train from London, which means I'm close enough to get there easily and far enough away to not say I live there, CONVENIENT. |
kanecooper
09.20.11 | london is pretty much the greatest place to be, i dont know what you guys are talking about |
KILL
09.20.11 | come to portsmouth bros i'll look after ya |
omnipanzer
09.20.11 | "london is pretty much the greatest place to be, i dont know what you guys are talking about"
I had a great time there... of the 12 places I've been to in Europe it was the only one that seemed up to date with it's themes and tried the least to emulate America. everywhere else was like america but ten years behind. Just my observation right or wrong, I was pretty young. |
BigHans
09.20.11 | Someday I will visit England. |
omnipanzer
09.20.11 | It's a gas bro. |
BigHans
09.20.11 | bloody good chap |
Adash
09.20.11 | London, despite its terrifying size, is a thriving metropolis with arguably the greatest cultural and arts scene on the planet.
Rest of England is a green and pleasant, extremely flat land populated by reasonable english people who are mildly xenophobic in a cute way. Except Hull. Hull is just shit |
KILL
09.20.11 | green and pleasant? obviously havent been to portsmouth |
BigHans
09.20.11 | If I go Im going to work on my accent so I can sound like Barry The Baptist from Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
Hatchet Harry: Is he good?
Barry The Baptist: Ah, he's bedd'r dan good, he's a fookin LIABILITY. |
Adash
09.20.11 | For language and educational purposes, I strongly recommend Rise of the Footsoldier. So many quotables I can't believe it. |
omnipanzer
09.20.11 | Ze Germans are coming. |
2muchket!
09.21.11 | Newcastle a good night out ? Fucking kidding me aren't ya. |
Sanders
09.21.11 | Well any night out's good when you can't remember it. |
Apollo
09.21.11 | English women are amazing |
2muchket!
09.21.11 | Never been to Durham, always seems nice when I pass by it on the train to uni, my band's playing its first out of town show there during freshers week, should be class. |
BigHans
11.23.11 | Sup Fade |
Cells
11.23.11 | need more tea and crumpets. |
BigHans
11.23.11 | BOLLOCKS |
KILL
11.23.11 | quite. |
Wolfhorde
11.23.11 | "General Farksley, spotted dick.. I repeat.. we spotted [a] DICK! Requesting immediate ass support!"
"CLOSE AIR SHIT ON YOUR NINE!" |
TheNecromancer
11.23.11 | turn on the telly |
TheNecromancer
11.23.11 | turn on the telly |
BigHans
08.05.13 | Sup KILL |
intotheshit
08.05.13 | Hans, is that really you? |
BigHans
08.05.13 | sup Pit |
KILL
08.05.13 | lol |
JamieTwort
08.05.13 | m/ |
BigHans
08.05.13 | fookin benders |
KILL
08.05.13 | rip fade |
BigHans
08.05.13 | RIP Fade hard. Is he really gone from here? |
Inveigh
08.05.13 | BigHans sighting! |
BigHans
08.05.13 | sup dude this list is a Sput classic |
intotheshit
08.05.13 | Someone tried to call you out for troll ratings.... Twas funny. |
Inveigh
08.05.13 | 2010 was the year we ruled sputnik |
BigHans
08.05.13 | Ruled it hard |
Inveigh
08.05.13 | with an iron fist but a lean toward the common man |
OmairSh
08.05.13 | Oh sod off |
BigPleb
02.13.14 | List is full of soppy wanker cunts. |
ButteryBiscuitBass
02.13.14 | Southern soppy wanker cunts. |
BigPleb
02.13.14 | Get your arse to Lime St you tit ed. |
BigHans
02.13.14 | I love it. Carry on you gin soaked bastards. |
ButteryBiscuitBass
02.13.14 | In response to 3, it's p normal, yeah. |
BigHans
02.13.14 | damn I miss that tosser Fade. Dude was bollocks. |
BigPleb
02.13.14 | Gonna go to the boozer after work and stare at the barmaid's cracking tits. |
KILL
02.13.14 | fade was the dogs nuts |
BigHans
02.13.14 | fookin benders. KILL do you have a true flat? fancy a pint? |
BigPleb
02.13.14 | A true flat ahhaah |
BigHans
02.13.14 | If I go to England Im going to work on my accent so I can sound like Barry The Baptist from Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
Hatchet Harry: Is he good?
Barry The Baptist: Ah, he's bedd'r dan good, he's a fookin LIABILITY. |
KILL
02.13.14 | nah i'm on the wagon you cheeky bugger dont wana go arse over elbow on a thursday do i |
BigHans
02.13.14 | fuck
yes |
BigHans
02.13.14 | hush ya gums you butters kreatures n don't go chirpsin on keeley or i'll murk you
|
BigPleb
02.13.14 | Going arse over tit int Scunthorpe you rum buggers. |
zakalwe
02.13.14 | Fuckin scunny mugs givin it large |
Ryus
02.13.14 | 4 is bloody brilliant, cheers mate |
BigHans
02.13.14 | have you guys met Burke Shelly? |
BigPleb
02.13.14 | Rum buggers at large, bleedin mugs. |
Ryus
02.13.14 | I wish I was british
|
BigHans
02.13.14 | Me too sometimes Murica gets less Murican every day. these knobs know how to party |
BigPleb
02.13.14 | Na you wouldn't pal, be chasing you up the apple and pears goin for a Brad Pitt daily. |
KILL
02.13.14 | ya complete set of bastards ya |
BigPleb
02.13.14 | i'm mel b, so am gonna have to tell yer to piss off!
!
|
Ryus
02.13.14 | london is seriously great, kind of crushes NY (sry ny take me back bby) |
BigHans
02.13.14 | I would visit London before NY any day. |
zakalwe
02.13.14 | "I wish I was British"
I don't Adam and Eve it Ryus are you radio rental???? |
Ryus
02.13.14 | it's not tosh mate |
menawati
02.17.14 | should have bumped this instead hans |
BigHans
02.17.14 | agreed this is one of my best lists |
Ryus
02.17.14 | agreed hans |
BigHans
03.15.16 | Pleb |
BigPleb
03.15.16 | Brit heads unite.
If you don't yous are all tit eds and you'll be in reet trouble, don't be a cock end. |
BigHans
03.15.16 | Pleb read all of the comments in this list some are pure gold from your fellow countrymen |
claygurnz
03.15.16 | Lol 4 is too true. |
zakalwe
03.15.16 | The lingo, the culture, the camaraderie, the piss taking, the humour, the stiff upper lip. All down the pan cos of meddling.
We are basically USA version 2 now. Makes me sick. |
BigPleb
03.15.16 | Don't be a bellend Zak, embrace your inner Stella warrior!
Gonna get my stained Rab C Nesbitt vest out and go on a bender, watch out lasses. |
BigHans
03.15.16 | God I love this shit. Smashing! |
zakalwe
03.15.16 | I was joking Plebster you dick splash |
BigHans
03.15.16 | Absolutely sublime. Brilliant! |
BigHans
03.15.16 | Gonna go to the boozer after work and stare at the barmaid's cracking tits. |
claygurnz
03.15.16 | About to whip up a mean fry up for dinner, another simple British pleasure. |
Keyblade
03.15.16 | a1 list and thread. I miss these days man, this place used to have so much personality |
BigHans
03.15.16 | Hard to believe this list is almost 6 years old. Bloody hell. |
Keyblade
03.15.16 | it's propa mad innit |
BigHans
03.15.16 | Fuckin scunny mugs givin it large |
KILL
03.15.16 | mental |
Spacesh1p
03.15.16 | oy gab that to me mug and see what appens m8, gonna bonk ya chav sista later, lass is crazier then a boxa frogs |
