BallsToTheWall
11.04.10 | Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn |
PanasonicYouth
11.04.10 | IA IA FHTAGN
i can't believe my copy of the Necronomicon got ruined :( |
alachlahol
11.04.10 | gr gr gr rgrgr |
alachlahol
11.04.10 | kadishtu chtenff hrii mnahn' nglui shogg |
BallsToTheWall
11.04.10 | I currently cannot find my copy of Necronomicon but have Shadows of Death by me, which is great because I cant fall asleep without having the protection of the deep ones by my side. |
Crysis
11.04.10 | What's 5 like? |
alachlahol
11.04.10 | stell'bsna n'gha syha'h wgah'n vulgtm shagg hupadgh hlirgh |
BallsToTheWall
11.04.10 | Summoning-esque. Not the best stuff but very fitting because my prayer sessions are outdoors and this is very nature based. Could use some Sol Invictus though. |
alachlahol
11.04.10 | is the milk of the black goat whole or skim? |
Hyperion1001
11.04.10 | Reading a book right now where a woman who strangled both of her sisters while all three were in the womb with their birth cords has one of the sisters, now a mangled and rotting ghost, rape a drunk man and give birth to his twisted son right on top of him.
Good enough? |
BallsToTheWall
11.04.10 | We honor Vlad The Impaler on thursday nights, Nero on fridays and Stalin on saturday. No scracth that saturday is Attila The Hun. |
Ovrot
11.04.10 | Finally, a club I can get into.
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alachlahol
11.04.10 | this reminds me of tokhtamysh's invasion of Russia by mongol traitors back in 1382 |
Ovrot
11.04.10 | That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die.
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ARuinedEmpire
11.04.10 | I will join up! |
AngelofDeath
11.04.10 | Yeah, Monoliths and Dimensions is some good inter-dimensional-riff-opening music. Gonna have to play Ordo ad Chao and some Mirrorthrone too brah.
Cthulhu be praised. |
BallsToTheWall
11.04.10 | Adolph was a painter. We don't honor painters. |
alachlahol
11.04.10 | unless they paint with the stumps of recently severed limbs |
SeaAnemone
11.04.10 | Cthulhu's such a pussy I'll kick his ass |
BallsToTheWall
11.04.10 | Or visually impressive monoliths and enclaves hidden beneath waterfalls/white ships sailing to ancient ruins or lepers protruding from the castle for the very first time lurking for it's sole existence. |
PanasonicYouth
11.04.10 | what about bob ross
that motherfucker was evil |
Ovrot
11.04.10 | Throw a stick, and the servile dog wheezes and pants and stumbles to bring it to you. Do the same before a cat, and he will eye you with coolly polite and somewhat bored amusement. And just as inferior people prefer the inferior animal which scampers excitedly because someone else wants something, so do superior people respect the superior animal which lives its own life and knows that the puerile stick-throwings of alien bipeds are none of its business and beneath its notice. The dog barks and begs and tumbles to amuse you when you crack the whip. That pleases a meekness-loving peasant who relishes a stimulus to his self importance. The cat, on the other hand, charms you into playing for its benefit when it wishes to be amused; making you rush about the room with a paper on a string when it feels like exercise, but refusing all your attempts to make it play when it is not in the humour. That is personality and individuality and self-respect -- the calm mastery of a being whose life is its own and not yours -- and the superior person recognises and appreciates this because he too is a free soul whose position is assured, and whose only law is his own heritage and aesthetic sense. |
BallsToTheWall
11.04.10 | Kill a cat and one day you'll wake up to find the village's entire cat population in your grill ready to feast. |
Ovrot
11.04.10 | An isolated person requires correspondence as a means of seeing his ideas as others see them, and thus guarding against the dogmatisms and extravagances of solitary and uncorrected speculation. No man can learn to reason and appraise from a mere perusal of the writing of others. If he live not in the world, where he can observe the public at first hand and be directed toward solid reality by the force of conversation and spoken debate, then he must sharpen his discrimination and regulate his perceptive balance by an equivalent exchange of ideas in epistolary form. |
alachlahol
11.04.10 | the faithless and accursed have no place in this circle for even a pagan shaman from lands long forsaken knows that walking aimlessly through the wastes will lead to insanity and eternal damnation. libation in honor of Cthulhu is the only way, shunning this will lead to you digging an early grave for yourself and your family for the sheep follow the shepherd. you will coax your loved ones to seven rings of blackened demon ash is this really what you want |
Jebull
11.04.10 | Hell yeah. |
alachlahol
11.04.10 | i just bound my soul to the nearest white birch i am now a lord of the forest forever watchful. remember that as you pass by you are being judged by spirits filled with rage and suffering. don't be surprised if i slap you with my limbs vile and mortal simian forest stroller |
BallsToTheWall
11.04.10 | Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion? |
AnotherBrick
11.04.10 | oh ballls. you make me chuckle |
AngelofDeath
11.04.10 | This thread is awesome. It's a shame I'm too brain-dead at the moment to weave my own Lovecraftian prose. |
BallsToTheWall
11.04.10 | A fiend with dark powers for confusing the enemy. Among the fiend type monsters, this monster boasts considerable force. |
BallsToTheWall
11.04.10 | I am an unworthy dragon with three sharp horns spouting from my head. |
Ovrot
11.04.10 | Now, I am become death, Destroyer of world.
Fuck yeah Bhagavad Gita |
Ovrot
11.04.10 | http://www.darkicon.com/lovecraft.htm
Really Funny Page i remembered from my bookmarks |
Ovrot
11.04.10 | When some cylindrical inferiority hides, an incinerated insignificance dies. |
BallsToTheWall
11.04.10 | The next sentence is true.
The previous sentence is false. |
Ovrot
11.04.10 | *reattaches Hep Kat's head* |
BallsToTheWall
11.04.10 | Careful Herbert West just reanimated Anna Nicole Smith as some kind of super sexy daemon creature of the night. |
Jebull
11.04.10 | LOL
"The next sentence is true.
The previous sentence is false."
mindfuck. |
Ovrot
11.04.10 | I'm kind of disappointed that Cthulhu is on South Park, my favorite thing ever will get popular and my elitist inside will get pissed. and then dumb people will associate it with south park and that will piss off my elitist insides too. |
BallsToTheWall
11.04.10 | I agree but by the same token I enjoy it. Kind of like Mirrorthrone in a major video game. |
BallsToTheWall
11.04.10 | Let us all hold hands to this beautiful tune. Before I pass out and promptly head out to waffle house.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxScTbIUvoA |
Jebull
11.04.10 | Now THAT is good. |
Jebull
11.04.10 | http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/images/my-little-pony-dress-ups-cthulhu1.jpg |
Ovrot
11.04.10 | Hey, I have that on my Ipod.
Song is tits |
Baphomet
11.04.10 | Holy shit Cthulhu action! I want in! |
Jebull
11.04.10 | Check out the "My Little Cthulhu" |
BallsToTheWall
11.04.10 | shoulda been cthulhu or a Dagon minister for halloween |
poweroftheweez
11.04.10 | death to non believers |
Sheeple9000
11.04.10 | Lord Xenu vs Cthulhu |
Jonnyborg
11.04.10 | I looked for an instant, then collapsed. Clenching my teeth, however, I kept silent. I sank wholly to the floor and put a hand to my forehead amidst the engulfing blackness. What I dreaded and expected was there. Either I was dreaming, or time and space had become a mockery. |
LetoAtreides
11.04.10 | YOOOOOOOOG SOTHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTHHHHH |
Josh D.
11.04.10 | Does anyone know of smoke blends or legal herbs that produce an extremely intense high after one hit that lasts for a couple hours? And I mean so uncomfortably intense that you think you are going to die and then you can't move any part of your body for a long time. |
Josh D.
11.04.10 | I don't know what it was called, but I was wasted last night, and some people were like "here, smoke this. It's legal, it's not weed". So I figured one hit wouldn't hurt.
Needless to say, it was the worst experience I've ever had (not being hyperbolic). |
Josh D.
11.04.10 | Yeah, I think they just drugged me. It was fucking awful; I couldn't describe it any other way. |
Josh D.
11.04.10 | Someone from last night told me it was Spice. I am told that I was the only one it affected like that. I've been looking it up, and apparently my experience was an aberration. |
Josh D.
11.04.10 | Yeah. |
DeafMetal
11.04.10 | Been meaning to get 3. How is it? |
JWT155
11.24.10 | When's the next meeting? |
Josh D.
11.24.10 | OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH (DEATH METALS GROWL)
THROUGH BASTARD FIRES MY METAL CHARIOTS GALLOPS
I SEES LIGHT AHEAD WITH EVIL GRINS OF SKELETON MENS
MY TRUSTING SWORDS IN MY FIST I GRASP
I READY TO FIGHT ALL THOSE SKELETON
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (DEATH METALS GROWL)
NEAR TO ME RIDES MY BEST FRENDS AND THEIR HORSE
THEY ALSO ARE CARRY BIG SWRDS
A SKEKLTON SCREAM AT ME AND TRY TO STEAL MY POWERS
BUT MY CHARIOT IS TOO FAST FOR HIS BONEY LEG
WAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOHH H
LATERS I COME TO A BIG TREE NEXT TO OTHER BIG TREES
AND SOME SMALLER TREES ASLO
BUT THE BIG TREES ARE BIGGER
I JUMP OFF MY METAL CHARIOTS AND TIE IT TO A TREE
I CLIMBING THE TREE NOW
BITING THE SWORDS WITH MY METAL TOOTHS
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE
I LOOK BELOWS AT EVIL SKELETON DOGS THAT SNAP AND SNIP AT ME
BUT I FIND CAVE IN TREE WITH SECRET PASSAGES TO HIDE IN
MY FRENDS ARE LOST AND RUN AWAY WITH THEIR HORSE I ALONE
I ADVENTURE IN TREE CAVE
(THIS BIT I HAVE GUITAR SOLOS FOR 3 MINUTE)
(THIS BIT IN DEATH METALS GROWLINGS)
AHHHHH I AM LOST IN A TREE
OOOOOOH I HAVE FEAR OF SKELETON
WAHHHHH I FORGETS MY CHARIOTS
AAAAAAAAH THE BASTARD FIRES IT HAUNT ME
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