KevinGarnett: A Tragic Break-up

KevinGarnett 11.02.10	I hate album art, just as much as I hate Inveigh.
cvlts 11.02.10	'bout time... was jus listening to 4 and 8
KevinGarnett 11.02.10	Why? You want me now? Can't blame you.
cvlts 11.02.10	dude ive been jealous of you two since day 1.
eternium 11.02.10	Crusty.
climactic 11.02.10	tear
BigHans 11.02.10	a torrid bromance. You should latch on to Bringonthebreakdown, you guys get along great.
KevinGarnett 11.02.10	That wouldn't work, Hans. I'm not into the RICHMOND, VA HxC 4 LYFE!
BigHans 11.02.10	lol knew you would say that
coneren 11.02.10	Will this be like one of those on and off type breakups
Counterfeit 11.02.10	omg bby im here 4 u
KevinGarnett 11.02.10	"Will this be like one of those on and off type breakups" No, because he stole my Silly Putty, and when you steal my Silly Putty, you steal my pride.
BigHans 11.02.10	that is a tough thing to lose
ConsiderPhlebas 11.02.10	Maniac! just broke out the lube
KevinGarnett 11.02.10	The Silly Putty? Hell yeah! Good luck finding a novelty store around here!
BigHans 11.02.10	Maniac! just broke out the lube ^ comment of the year.
KevinGarnett 11.02.10	I don't know if I could have Maniac. I think he'd just drive me fucking crazy.
Inveigh 11.02.10	but Pit, the results just came in... It's a boy.
Deathcar 11.02.10	Pit, don't worry about Maniac! driving you crazy, fuck him and leave him. What else are rebounds for?
KevinGarnett 11.03.10	"but Pit, the results just came in... It's a boy." It's not mine. You're the one whoring yourself out to everyone, you whore!
Inveigh 11.03.10	not in front of the baby/fetus!
Maniac! 11.03.10	Pfft. Pit couldn't have me, I'm taken... HEY BAPH! GET IN HERE
Counterfeit 11.03.10	baph is with me man
Maniac! 11.03.10	Gtfo homewrecker
BigHans 11.03.10	fags
KevinGarnett 11.03.10	"fags" Coming from the guy who hates women, I find it hard that you think you can call anyone a fag.
BigHans 11.03.10	I hate hearing them talk, dealing with them, etc. Didnt say I dont enjoy nailing them. Fag.
Inveigh 11.03.10	hey guys, hey guys, Pit finds something about BigHans "hard" hehe
BigHans 11.03.10	Pits mind wanders when hes bored.
KevinGarnett 11.03.10	Blake, it's kinda hard not to find something "hard" on him when he's bro-ing it out on Sputnik.
BigHans 11.03.10	bros before ho's. I actually said that to a girlfriend once, didnt go over so well.
AnotherBrick 11.03.10	You guys are cute
Inveigh 11.03.10	man, my joke would've been better if I'd done it like this: "Coming from the guy who hates women, I find it hard" ^that's what she said.
KevinGarnett 11.03.10	"bros before ho's. I actually said that to a girlfriend once, didnt go over so well." Yeah, I've tried that before. It always ends up with one of us not talking to the other for the rest of the day/night.
Inveigh 11.03.10	I generally try to avoid calling my lady a ho
KevinGarnett 11.03.10	Sometimes a ho is just a ho, and you gotta call 'em like you see 'em
BigHans 11.03.10	In fairness to me, she was a relentless ho.
Inveigh 11.03.10	lol "relentless ho" that's hilarious
KevinGarnett 11.03.10	Aren't all ho's relentless, though?
BigHans 11.03.10	I think there's degrees, but yeah, most are.
Inveigh 11.03.10	but relentless about being ho's?
KevinGarnett 11.03.10	No, just relentless about the acts of becoming a ho. I think I just over-did it.
BigHans 11.03.10	Pits right a ho is a ho. Dre is right, cant make a ho a housewife. Scarface is right, lets use DEM HO's.
Inveigh 11.03.10	well put, Hans
KevinGarnett 11.03.10	I've never called my girl a ho. I refuse to disrespect her like that. I have, however, brought up the "bros before hos" conversation more than once, without the use of the word "ho." Each time I tell her, she gets all in a twit, and then I overreact, and shit hits the fan. I know refrain from using that argument, and allow her to tug on my leash every now and then.
alachlahol 11.03.10	who has time for hos when theres so much crust punk to listen to
BigHans 11.03.10	thats because its every woman's goal to systematically destroy their man's friendships with their bros. Or at least severely limit them. Dont try to tell me otherwise, I have about 2,000 examples.
KevinGarnett 11.03.10	And I have at least 1 example that stayed strong for about 9 years now that says otherwise. Maybe you and your friends just attract over-bearing, controlling bitches that think a man is for sustenance rather than a relationship.
BigHans 11.03.10	didnt you just admit your lady gets in a twit when you tell her you would rather hang out with your friends than her?
KevinGarnett 11.03.10	Yeah, but I don't have to bring that up too often. I'm usually free to do as I please, as long as business, the little one, and her needs are taken care of, but there are times where she or I both can get out of line that way. You have to have more commitment to your relationship than to your friends, because(I can't believe I"m saying this) friends come and go, but someone you seriously connect with only comes around once in a lifetime. Now that I got the cheese out of my system, does anyone have a tomahawk steak that I can follow it up with?
BigHans 11.03.10	Its been my experience that true friends are more loyal than women. And fuck the whole "you cant hang out with your friends until my needs are met" argument women use. I dont tell women Im with they cant go have fun unless they have done A, B, and C. I fucking hate that.
Inveigh 11.03.10	well, there are two keys to making sure you get bro time when you're in a serious relationship: 1. Make sure you're giving her good sex. 2. Make sure she keeps in touch with her friends, and consistently hangs with them. I'm convinced that most women who try to pull their men away from their friends (which is a LOT of women, Hans isn't lying) do it because they voluntarily gave up their friendships after they found their man. In every example I can think of from myself and my friends, it happens because the girl finds "her man" and just essentially ends every other relationship in her life with the possible exception of her parents/family. Plus, if her friends are always having "ladies night" -- which is something I encourage for any woman I date to do on a weekly basis -- then you never have to ask to have a dudes night. it's conveniently scheduled for you.
KevinGarnett 11.03.10	Hold on, Hans. It's not about her telling me her needs are met. It's about me knowing that her needs are met. If you don't know your girl enough to take care of her needs without asking her, then maybe it's not her fault that she's so upset, it's yours. I'm not saying that should happen right off the bat(if she thinks it should, then drop her at the curb and find another one), but over time, it becomes more of a natural occurence then ,"WHY IN THE FUCK AREN'T MY NEEDS MET?!?!"
KevinGarnett 11.03.10	Yeah, back home, my girl was constantly out with her friends, as was I. We both knew, though, that once we got home, everything would be taken care of. If she knows you're going to take care of her, she'll let you do what you want.
BigHans 11.03.10	the issue is women have way too many fucking needs. I have 2 needs, and thats it. 1. dont be a mouthy bitch. 2. dont try to boss me around. Im with Inveigh, I actaully encourage my women to get out with their friends. 1. It gives me alone time. 2. I despise it when they try to keep me away from mine. 3. I want them to have a good time.
Apollo 11.03.10	lol at this whole thread
KevinGarnett 11.03.10	lol @ apollo not contributing anything to the conversation.
Apollo 11.03.10	Sup Pit. Also this: "Yeah, back home, my girl was constantly out with her friends, as was I. We both knew, though, that once we got home, everything would be taken care of. If she knows you're going to take care of her, she'll let you do what you want" is exactly how my relationship is.
Apollo 11.03.10	You both need to have your own friends and do things seperately as well as together for things to be a relatively smooth ride.
KevinGarnett 11.03.10	^Exactly. If it's all about one aspect of your life, whether it's friends, work, school, or her, the relationship will fall apart. You have to be able to read your spouse/life partner(in Hans case), otherwise things will fall apart.