Urinetrouble
10.21.10 | man life really does suck. going to kick her boyfriends ass |
coneren
10.21.10 | Fuck him up |
Josh D.
10.21.10 | "Fuck Women"
I try to. |
Urinetrouble
10.21.10 | lol josh. whats the D stand for? |
ARuinedEmpire
10.21.10 | "Fuck Women"
I try to. [2] |
Athom
10.21.10 | Josh Damnimhuge |
Josh D.
10.21.10 | According to Dry Bones, the D stands for Donald. |
Phideaux
10.21.10 | Maybe you should have asked her out at some point during those two years.
Still a bummer though. Sucks man. |
Urinetrouble
10.21.10 | Josh Donald Damnimhuge huh? |
Josh D.
10.21.10 | Yeah. |
Urinetrouble
10.21.10 | @Phideaux sr i didn't even think of asking her out in those two years because i was still working up the balls to do so.
Wheres the angry depressing recs guys? |
Sowing
10.21.10 | a 2 day boyfriend shouldnt stand in your way. if you want her fight for her. |
Athom
10.21.10 | fisticuffs |
Urinetrouble
10.21.10 | Sowing 'm going to whup that fuckers ass. i'm going to use my 2 1/2 years of tae kwon do to rip him to shreds |
Athom
10.21.10 | tae bo > tae kwon do |
Josh D.
10.21.10 | Punch him in the tooth. |
Josh D.
10.21.10 | Go Billy Banks on his ass. |
Sowing
10.21.10 | punch him in the throat |
climactic
10.21.10 | Andrew Jackson Jihad - People Who Can Eat People...
some happy music to cheer you up |
coneren
10.21.10 | Strapping Young Lad |
BradMan
10.21.10 | If she's really worth it, don't let that guy stop you... |
awhiteguy
10.21.10 | Someone said something similar to "Fuck Women" to me recently. He now hangs out at the Cubby Hole. |
Urinetrouble
10.21.10 | will do but wheres the dperessing recs? hell ill take depressing indie at this point. i'm really just sad and angry at the fact i've known her somewhat for two years(we have a mutual friend) ad this guys only known her for 2 days and he's getting that pussy before i am |
BradMan
10.21.10 | Katatonia - Viva Emptiness. Pretty depressing...in a good way...
|
Hawks
10.21.10 | Draconian - Turning Season Within |
Hawks
10.21.10 | And yeah, Katatonia too. |
Sowing
10.21.10 | frightened rabbit - the midnight organ fight
any elliott smith
opeth - damnation
brand new - more specific songs than albums, but: handcuffs, no seatbelt song, me vs. maradona vs. elvis, play crack the sky
straylight run - straylight run
bright eyes - lifted or the story is...
i dunno most of those are probably obvious...but i STILL think nows not the time to get depressed its the time to be proactive. wait too long and she'll get comfortable in the relationship. unless you wanna just be her friend until she forgets about you do it. |
o971
10.21.10 | Anathema- Judgement
Porcupine Tree - Fear of a Blank Planet |
wyankeif1337
10.21.10 | Aabsynthum |
Urinetrouble
10.21.10 | thanks for the support manbro. tomorrow, i fuck his ass up, make him break up with her, he doesn't say a thing, she crys, i'm the only one there, i get the chick. Fucking Brilliant |
Emim
10.21.10 | Women put the woe in men. |
theacademy
10.21.10 | it was a plane ride from LAX to o'hare |
Baphomet
10.21.10 | Women can only get you trouble.
And I like trouble.
Awyway, sorry to hear that man, have some good albums:
Traspassers William - Different Stars
The Tallest Man on Earth - The Wild Hunt
Have a Nice Life - Deathconcisousness
Deerhunter - Microcastle
Alcest - Ecailles de Lune |
tckslchs
10.21.10 | Jar of Flies by Alice in Chains.
Edit: I know you're in a strange emotional state now, but things get better. Just be careful if you get physical with this other guy because she may take that the wrong way. Trying to be helpful is all. |
JWT155
10.21.10 | I got turned down by a girl a week ago today, it sucks. |
TrapThemAlive
10.21.10 | Ceremony |
BallsToTheWall
10.21.10 | Don't be that guy from Girl With The Dragon Tattoo and you'll be fine. |
wyankeif1337
10.21.10 | ohohoh, you need Amenra - Mass III/IIII |
BallsToTheWall
10.21.10 | make a plentyoffish account with a picture of you flexing your abs and you'll have attention, (bad and good) in no time. Or you could find that girl and punch her in the brown. |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | lol i didn't exactly get turned down today but i had yet another incident where i ripped on a girl too hard and she got mad. whatever, she's dumb as a rock anyway. |
cvlts
10.21.10 | buck a fitch |
tckslchs
10.21.10 | ^^ Dumb girls aren't worth shit anyway imo. Smart girls are really cool with converse/hang out with though, even just as friends. |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | dumb girls = easy fucks. she's hot but i'll live. who knows she could just be faking it too. |
SlightlyEpic
10.21.10 | I don't see why this warrants a 'fuck women', I mean it's not her fault you didn't have the guts to ask her out until it's too late, I mean obviously she didn't know you wanted her or whatever. idk why I'm posting this at all hurghrgfglf |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | because women suck. it would be so much easier if everything was just straightforward and worth taking at face value but nope they always have to be testing you and being subtle. they're giggling with their girlfriends over something about you they'll never tell you. they're good for fucking and other than i'm a hardcore misogynist.
over/under 10 'you're an idiot' responses to this? |
beefshoes
10.21.10 | lol why do you want depressing music? That would only make you feel worse. If you care about her enough just be patient and wait or if not, many other women to fuck. |
Eskate87
10.21.10 | COBALT |
drano00
10.21.10 | stop being a bitch. don't get depressed, get fucking angry and bust this guys nads
eyehategod - take as needed for pain |
JWT155
10.21.10 | My biggest problem with girls is that they're decieving as fuck and like playing with guys. Girl I was
talking to in a long distance thing since I'm at school now started calling me babe and honey and shit
out of nowhere in texts, twice asked me to visit and just left and right was saying shit that made me
think she wanted to date me. I said fuck it and asked her to be my GF and she said she's "Too busy for
a BF...". WTF. Glad I asked and now she's out of the way and I'm on to better things by why fuck with
a guy like that. |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | well to be fair you kinda dropped the ball there.
don't ask her to 'be your GF'. just don't. makes you look needy. |
Urinetrouble
10.21.10 | i'm busting this guys nads. i know where the son of a bitch lives. ive never asked someone to be my GF i always say "Hey, wanna go out some time and do something?" or things like that. |
drasticaction74
10.21.10 | that sucks dude she probably fucks like a champ LOL |
JWT155
10.21.10 | Agreed, oh well. |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | "Hey, wanna go out some time and do something?"
That's better but not really ideal. I find it easiest to either invite them to my place or go to theirs, then build from the fuck up. Leave as little room for needy questions and potential shut downs as you possibly can. |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | why can i not separate lines in lists anymore? |
BallsToTheWall
10.21.10 | I've acted like a bitch over a separate girl before, fuck it man. Just go out and mingle. |
SlightlyEpic
10.21.10 | Well not all women are like that and I don't think it's right to generalise as if one women's actions mean that all women must suck. |
JWT155
10.21.10 | Well to be fair we've already gone on like 3-4 dates and had been talking for about 4 months. I was at the point where I'm at school and she's back from where I'm from; I needed a solid answer so I'm not wasting my time staying single here at school. |
Enotron
10.21.10 | fuck her anyway d00d, only way to live |
Jips
10.21.10 | "for two tears"
Freudian slip? |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | "Well not all women are like that"
Yes they are. The hot/average-but-still-bangable ones show it the most because the ugly ones are so desperate to get laid that they'll overlook your trip-ups. |
R6Rider
10.21.10 | dude they will always tell you they have a boyfriend |
Urinetrouble
10.21.10 | dammit i just found out from a text that she lives a street away fro me. why am i here and not over there fucking her brains out? |
SlightlyEpic
10.21.10 | "Yes they are. The hot/average-but-still-bangable ones show it the most because the ugly ones are so desperate to get laid that they'll overlook your trip-ups."
If you really believe that you can't have met many girls |
JWT155
10.21.10 | Should have said something like "Looks like I'll have to cancel my awesome plans then" or something
like that when she said she has a BF, then she'll wonder what you had planned whether you did or just
bullshitting. The key with ladies as a wise guy once told me is to have them thinking about you all
the time, whether they're pissed at you for ignoring them or thinking they pissed you off ECT it
doesn't matter, if they're thinking about you then your winning. |
BallsToTheWall
10.21.10 | I find it LOL that girls expect you to wait for them. In the middle to ending phase of seeing this one dame, I drunk fucked a 30 year old. Don't care because well, she took no initiative and I got tired of playing cat and mouse. |
Enotron
10.21.10 | why am i here and not over there fucking her brains out?[2]
i too live on YO BLOCK |
Urinetrouble
10.21.10 | I know she does have one because i saw them making out today when i was walking at school |
SlightlyEpic
10.21.10 | ugh that's the worst I'm sorry man :( |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | slightlyepic have you even read this thread? just because they won't wear it on their sleeve doesn't mean they aren't at least noticing when (and are affected by whether) you're handling yourself well or being a pussbag.
as much i'd like to lay on the cheese and say that some women are deceptive but most are angels who only care about the true you, i'd be lying. |
BallsToTheWall
10.21.10 | Go to redtube for proof. |
SlightlyEpic
10.21.10 | No, they're just human beings like everybody else. Sure a lot of them can be deceptive and manipulative and what have you but there are plenty of nice girls out there that don't exhibit that kind of behaviour. I just don't think it's right to generalize like that. Lots of men are obnoxious pigs, does that make ALL men obnoxious pigs? |
porch
10.21.10 | slightly you're right but you're wasting your time |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | they. are. women. women. are. different. than. men.
honestly the biggest mistake you're making right now is applying logic when trying to get inside a female brain. |
BallsToTheWall
10.21.10 | A mistake Ive mad one too many times. |
SlightlyEpic
10.21.10 | i thought the objective was to get in her pants not her brain |
JWT155
10.21.10 | Nice girls are the hardest to date because they're waiting for prince charming, that PERFECT guy that doesn't exist. I'm sadly attracted to these type of girls and you have to jump through about a million hurdles to even be considered as a possible BF. |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | "i thought the objective was to get in her pants not her brain"
it is. but i'm not trying to get inside their heads. you are by saying how wonderful they all must be, that they can't ALL be like this, that only a few mean shrews ruin it for the whole. which is painfully false.
want to know what i really think? the vast majority of women are sleek-shaped demons who we are sexually attracted to for some reason. so treat them as such. and watch your batting average rise. |
JWT155
10.21.10 | Girls love douchebags, I'm a nice guy by trade but I've realized that being an asshole is the only way
to keep girls interested. They say they want the perfect guy and roses and shit but in the end they
want drama. |
Enotron
10.21.10 | and I thought I was a misogynist |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | hey look gaize jwt understands. i don't even think it's drama they want, it's just to feel like the less dominant one in the pair. you look through nature, this is prevalent everywhere except humanity (for the most part). and those who implement it tend to be pretty successful. |
SlightlyEpic
10.21.10 | okay well whatever I hope treating them as if they're a whole other mysterious species works out for you. |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | it really does. you should follow suit. |
Enotron
10.21.10 | "whole other mysterious species works out for you."
nah i treat them as humans, I think what's stupid is to say that they're any more manipulative or awful then men are. that's a personality trait, not a gender trait. |
Enotron
10.21.10 | oh wait sorry slightly thought jesuslaves wrote that |
JWT155
10.21.10 | I cannot count how many girls have told me I'm a nice guy and shit and "the perfect guy" and how things will workout and shit but then I think if I really was this "too good to be true guy" why aren't they chasing after me? It's either their full of shit and I'm an asshole or like I said girls don't like nice guys. |
tckslchs
10.21.10 | I tend to believe that girls like leaders, not douche bags. But I'm also a nice guy and my girlfriend is really into me so I don't know. [shrug] |
Enotron
10.21.10 | "like I said girls don't like nice guys."
as a buddhist african american, I think it's correct for me to say that we HATE nice guys too! |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | "nah i treat them as humans, I think what's stupid is to say that they're any more manipulative or awful then men are. that's a personality trait, not a gender trait."
it's a gender trait for women. i'm awful/manipulative only when it suits my purposes.
jwt - nice guys cede power. that's the killer for them. women say they like nice guys because liking douchebags probably makes them look slutty or whatever. probably a public perception thing. |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | "I tend to believe that girls like leaders, not douche bags. But I'm also a nice guy and my girlfriend is really into me so I don't know."
Yeah dominance is probably the best word to describe it. Douchebags just have an easier time achieving it though. |
SeaAnemone
10.21.10 | like I alwwaaaayyysss say...
all these guys making ignorant generalized, and negative statements about females all being bad in some way or another are probably doing something wrong themselves because there's certainly worthwhile females out there, and believe it or not you don't have to look THAT hard or sacrifice your balls or anything to be with them.
Girls don't like nice guys? No, you're probably just doing something wrong. |
tckslchs
10.21.10 | ^^ That is true (Slaves comment). Both her and I expect myself to be the main power of the relationship. Then again, I've had my heart fucked over so I've learned from experience and am now applying it to someone else.
It's all about luck of the draw I suppose. |
SlightlyEpic
10.21.10 | thank you eric :)))))))
and jesuslaves "it's a gender-trait for women" is complete and utter bullshit, I don't even know how you can say that seriously |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | So how many times have you been pwned by women Sea? Looks like a lot. You're probably the guy who dresses up in a tuxedo, makes a reservation at the gaudiest restauarant in town, brings roses, all on the first date, and kisses her on the cheek when it's over. |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | "I don't even know how you can say that seriously"
By actually paying attention to my failures and thinking about why they were failures? Trial & error champ. |
Deviant.
10.21.10 | Lol at this thread |
Enotron
10.21.10 | No different then somebody being mugged by a black person and assuming that all black people have such tendencies. You have shit luck with women, maybe you should take your own problems before blaming your shit on a whole gender. |
SeaAnemone
10.21.10 | Jesuslaves: no, like I said, I've never had some overwhelmingly bad "pwnage" by a woman, I told you before I haven't had to make many sacrifices to find a great girl. I treat her like a human being, not like a Goddess, just with respect... and she treats me likewise. When she doesn't, I don't just roll over, I call her out. Jesus christ it's not that complicated. |
Urinetrouble
10.21.10 | things i'v been told by women whats worng with me:
semi-ugly mug
bags under my eyes
Fat(only weigh 146 lbs. jeez)
too nice
My face gives off this "fuck you i'll kill you" vibe
is it wrong that i agree with most of those? |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | "dude she didn't say no"
lol
'i have a BF' = 'no, fuck you, get away from me' |
Urinetrouble
10.21.10 | What i planned on doing at first but then all this Sputvice came and i do't know what to do |
Deviant.
10.21.10 | No it doesn't |
taxidermist
10.21.10 | Bad timing. Don't stop trying though. Convince her that he's a douche. |
tckslchs
10.21.10 | Follow your own heart dude. I'm not saying don't listen to advice, but do what you want when you figure that out. |
SeaAnemone
10.21.10 | or it just means she has a bf, idk that's a possibility |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | "Jesuslaves: no, like I said, I've never had some overwhelmingly bad "pwnage" by a woman, I told you before I haven't had to make many sacrifices to find a great girl. I treat her like a human being, not like a Goddess, just with respect... and she treats me likewise. When she doesn't, I don't just roll over, I call her out. Jesus christ it's not that complicated. "
Oh, so you're probably a provider. There's gotta be some extra perk for her staying with you, because what you wrote is the ultimate guide on how to fail with women. Unless you found the needle in the haystack or she's just too ugly to give a fuck about your shortcomings. |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | Okay, let's settle this. Urine, what EXACTLY did she say to you? |
SlightlyEpic
10.21.10 | is this guy serious |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | ^^
fucking virgin |
Deviant.
10.21.10 | "I have a bf" means "I have a bf"
90% of the people in this thread need to know that girls don't come with instructions or a manual. There's no special/certain way to approach them. Just like Sea said, you treat them normally just as you would want to be treated |
BallsToTheWall
10.21.10 | When she says no she really doesn't mean no. |
SeaAnemone
10.21.10 | "There's gotta be some extra perk for her staying with you"
yeah idk we make eachother happy or somethin idk we have a good time together
"because what you wrote is the ultimate guide on how to fail with women"
sounds like you're the guy to ask for advice lol
"unless you found the needle in the haystack"
possibility
"or she's just too ugly to give a fuck about your shortcomings"
lol not possibility. not because i don't have shortcomings. |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | "Just like Sea said, you treat them normally just as you would want to be treated"
so like equals. no, that doesn't work. don't care how horrible it sounds, it doesn't (unless you're Sea apparently). DOMINANCE is the key to winning. dominance and treating her like an equal contradict each other. |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | "jesuslaves i'm assuming you've never even touched a girl"
urrite, i'm just making this up as i go. |
porch
10.21.10 | flag plz |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | i'm starting to think people took the demons comment seriously... |
SeaAnemone
10.21.10 | "DOMINANCE is the key to winning."
lol my conversation with this guy is over. that's pitiful, even for the internet. |
BigTuna
10.21.10 | holy shit jesuslaves you are never going to have a steady gf if you think dominance is the key |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | "you sound like an idiot"
and so do you. just... more. |
Deviant.
10.21.10 | "so like equals. no, that doesn't work. don't care how horrible it sounds, it doesn't (unless you're Sea apparently). DOMINANCE is the key to winning. dominance and treating her like an equal contradict each other."
Only if you're idiotic enough to apply both |
BallsToTheWall
10.21.10 | What happened to the days where you could bonk a woman on her head and drag her by the hair to your cave? |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | "holy shit jesuslaves you are never going to have a steady gf if you think dominance is the key"
define 'steady'. my career high is ~5 months. but being 20 i'm not really in the settle down and have a family frame of mind.
"lol my conversation with this guy is over. that's pitiful, even for the internet."
truth hurts. |
porch
10.21.10 | if jesuslaves has a bad first date with a girl he simply takes control by raping, strangling and burying her in the woods
DOMINANCE is the key to winning |
Urinetrouble
10.21.10 | Exact thing she said to me: "Sorry i have a boyfriend" then she laughed a little and afterwards had a sympathetic look on her face. I can never tell what women are really thinking |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | "Only if you're idiotic enough to apply both"
explain. i don't mean you have to kick her in the head if she comes back with the wrong kind of sandwich, but dominance really is the key factor. pretty sure porch was kidding but whatever. |
BigTuna
10.21.10 | truth hurts? ha |
BallsToTheWall
10.21.10 | Keep your pimp hand strong. |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | " "Sorry i have a boyfriend" then she laughed a little and afterwards had a sympathetic look on her face."
It was probably both. She really did have a boyfriend apparently (as you said), but the laughing things leads me to think it would've been a no anyway. |
TheSpirit
10.21.10 | whip out your dick and tell her to break it off |
Urinetrouble
10.21.10 | well shit i've got nothing left to do then if it was a no from the start |
Deviant.
10.21.10 | ""Only if you're idiotic enough to apply both" explain. i don't mean you have to kick her in the head if she comes back with the wrong kind of sandwich, but dominance really is the key factor. pretty sure porch was kidding but whatever."
Its not the key factor at all, its give and take and compromise. Its respect and care, not applying a stranglehold over the relationship, which I'm pretty sure is how most abusive relationships come about. You know, the kind where the girl gets punched every night but can't work up the nerve to just walk away. But more power to you if that's the case |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | i'm not an expert but i know enough not to take the 'they're people too treet them liek u want to be treeted it makes sence!!1!' |
Deviant.
10.21.10 | "i'm not an expert but i know enough not to take the 'they're people too treet them liek u want to be treeted it makes sence!!1!'"
Are you in a relationship right now? |
astrel
10.21.10 | Fuck some other girl. I've heard there are literally hundreds of them on earth. |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | "Its respect and care, not applying a stranglehold over the relationship, which I'm pretty sure is how most abusive relationships come about."
Not in the classic sense though. I mean respect and care do apply a bit in the basic sense (i.e. don't tell you love her every 10 seconds, don't text her 80 times a day, don't pick up halfway through the first ring when she calls, etc) but the idea that men and women prefer to be treated the same is ridiculous.
"You know, the kind where the girl gets punched every night but work up the nerve to just walk away."
Um no. |
Enotron
10.21.10 | "if jesuslaves has a bad first date with a girl he simply takes control by raping, strangling and burying her in the woods
DOMINANCE is the key to winning"
dude i'm crying that's amazing |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | "Are you in a relationship right now?"
nope
"i swear to fucking god that's you"
whatever floats your boat. |
Urinetrouble
10.21.10 | "Fuck some other girl. I've heard there are literally hundreds of them on earth."
probably should but i've wnated to be with her for 2 years now. 2 fucking years. and all that comes out is a big flat no |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | i admit that made me laugh too. |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | i think the bottom line is its perfectly okay (and natural) to really care about them and think about them nonstop and all that. but don't show it, for fuck's sake. |
SeaAnemone
10.21.10 | and don't even THINK about treating females like you like them. THAT SHOWS WEAKNESS. |
Enotron
10.21.10 | "Fuck some other girl. I've heard there are literally hundreds of them on earth."
I find that when guys move on that quickly or just have that attitude like "hard har I'll just bone your friend" or whatever, it weakens how girls generally look at you(i know you were mostly joking, but you know). |
BigTuna
10.21.10 | and why not show it? |
killrobotmusic
10.21.10 | That sucks but what the hell were you doing for the last two years? Take it like a man, regroup, and look for another one.
LMAO Porch.
|
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | "and don't even THINK about treating females like you like them. THAT SHOWS WEAKNESS."
try again.
"I find that when guys move on that quickly or just have that attitude like "hard har I'll just bone your friend" or whatever, it weakens how girls generally look at you"
L.O.L.O.L. |
BallsToTheWall
10.21.10 | William Murderface is correct. Women are soul murderers. |
DoubtGin
10.21.10 | am I the only one who believes in love etc? |
Enotron
10.21.10 | oh yerp i forgot girls like guys who are cunts right got it my bad |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | "and why not show it?"
because it's all about making THEM want YOU. no one (this is all people, not just women) wants what they know is already in the bag. instead of slobbering over them and treating them like queens (which is the sputnik method apparently), give some doubt as to whether you really do love them/like them/want them/whatever. it'll increase their attraction. |
BigTuna
10.21.10 | lol |
BigTuna
10.21.10 | well what about after you have them? what about when it's time for a real relationship to ensue? then what? |
killrobotmusic
10.21.10 | Oh yeah, if anyone wants to know why there are barely any girls on Sputnik, this thread basically sums it up. |
killrobotmusic
10.21.10 | Double post, shit. |
Enotron
10.21.10 | "instead of slobbering over them and treating them like queens (which is the sputnik method apparently)"
pretty sure what people has been saying is treating them as humans, as people. if that's slobbering over them, well whatevs your standards. |
Deviant.
10.21.10 | ""Are you in a relationship right now?"
nope"
So I can see those pearls of wisdom you've been dropping are really working out for you |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | i'm sick of talking about this, it's just going in circles. google search david deangelo and subscribe to his e-mail newsletter. he can explain all this much better than i can, since he's pretty much the source and i'm the messenger. that is all. |
Enotron
10.21.10 | idk that's a really gay name |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | "So I can see those pearls of wisdom you've been dropping are really working out for you"
When did I claim to be a relationship expert? I know what works for getting a girl in bed. That's all I care about. Clearly the 17 year olds on sputnik are geared toward family life though. |
Deviant.
10.21.10 | "When did I claim to be a relationship expert?"
Who said you were? |
BigTuna
10.21.10 | @jesus oh okay that makes total sense then got it |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | Why is everyone asking me relationship questions then? That's like asking a CoD fan about Halo's new map packs. |
Enotron
10.21.10 | relationships what is this nonsense, gon hit it and quit it niqqqasssss |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | what are you talking about^^^ |
BigTuna
10.21.10 | i might as well go to yahoo answers i'll get better advice there than from david deangelo |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | lol |
Baphomet
10.21.10 | You are all idiots. The one and only defining truth is that there is no defining truth. Women are not a group or sect, they don't all do the same stuff or like the same approach. You failed getting this chick: TOO BAD! But that doesn't mean there won't be another one... just be yourself and you'll be happy when you get that chick cause she'll like you for who you are!
LIFE INSURANCE! |
Enotron
10.21.10 | i agree with baph
then again I feel like everybody was saying that, cept sum certain individuals hereee |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | they do similar stuff. or rather they THINK similar, it's just how they act on it that differs. |
killrobotmusic
10.21.10 | Folks, we have a winner. Solid reply Bap. |
SeaAnemone
10.21.10 | "You are all idiots. The one and only defining truth is that there is no defining truth. Women are not a group or sect, they don't all do the same stuff or like the same approach. You failed getting this chick: TOO BAD! But that doesn't mean there won't be another one... just be yourself and you'll be happy when you get that chick cause she'll like you for who you are!"
BAPH WINS THE THREAD BY BEING REASONABLE EVERYONE ELSE SHUT UP CAPS CAPS CAPS |
Enotron
10.21.10 | i get my women advice from that movie "Kids" |
astrel
10.21.10 | Why not just try? I mean so many people get stuck in this singular thought pattern (oh this person won't have me, what am I to do?) and they feel worthless when the try isn't instantly reciprocated. Now I am not saying ask every girl you see to fuck your brains out, even that would probably work eventually, but just ask around for dates and times to hang out. Have romantic fun with a potential partner before straight up asking for a relationship, because that is frankly, kinda weird. |
astrel
10.21.10 | "i get my women advice from that movie Kids"
mmmmm Butterscotch, I never get tired of that! |
BigTuna
10.21.10 | yeah turns out women have individual personalities JUST LIKE MEN, who would have THOUGHT? i mean who would have thought man |
Enotron
10.21.10 | "one thing i noticed though; BITCHES LOVE TO SUCK DICK." |
kangaroopoo
10.21.10 | 'sorry, I have a boyfriend' - female get out of awkward situation clause
I asked a girl I'd liked for ages to the school formal (prom) and she said she already had a date.
She turned up to the dance alone and steered clear of me all night. |
Jesuslaves
10.21.10 | "but just ask around for dates and times to hang out."
yes but not coming off like a needy bitch is super important. so maybe suggesting rather than asking is the way to go.
"Have romantic fun with a potential partner before straight up asking for a relationship, because that is frankly, kinda weird."
yes
"yeah turns out women have individual personalities JUST LIKE MEN, who would have THOUGHT? i mean who would have thought man"
if this is dead serious, then you are dumb |
Jesuslaves
10.22.10 | "I asked a girl I'd liked for ages to the school formal (prom) and she said she already had a date.
She turned up to the dance alone and steered clear of me all night."
thankkk you |
tckslchs
10.22.10 | Cute women who like watching you play video games like BioShock are the best. |
FadeToBlack
10.22.10 | *who pretend to be interested in watching you play video games but actually dont give a shit |
Jesuslaves
10.22.10 | as long as they don't ask questions like 'what's that gun for?' or 'is he a bad guy?'. holy shit does that irritate me. |
tckslchs
10.22.10 | She just sits there quietly and watches. She'd rather watch me play then play herself. I've offered and she's declined every time. |
Baphomet
10.22.10 | No offense people, but most of this thread just makes me sad...
Why would you make up conspiracy theories about chicks like that? Like Eric said, it's an actual possibility she DOES have a boyfriend! You just had bad timing. Anyway... this is just advice, but consider if there's something REALLY wrong with women ir it's just you failing to realize shit happens and star looking for culprits. |
sniper
10.22.10 | Pianos Become the Teeth
Envy
Pg. 99
Archives
Funeral Diner
Joshua Fit For Battle
Orchid
...Who Calls So Loud
Loma Prieta
La Dispute
Touche Amore |
Jesuslaves
10.22.10 | not conspiracy theories champ. |
qwe3
10.22.10 | why yes, fucking is what i intend to do with women |
BigTuna
10.22.10 | jesuslaves i can almost 100% guarantee you have a copy of The Game |
Jesuslaves
10.22.10 | actually i don't. |
BigTuna
10.22.10 | u want one |
Deviant.
10.22.10 | I think we've established that Jesuslaves has just climbed the evolutionary relationship ladder a little higher than the rest of us, and by us I mean the whole world. Must be pretty lonely up there |
Spec
10.22.10 | Get over it. I'm getting kicked out of my house and don't have a car, plus a low paying, shit job. |
Baphomet
10.22.10 | I always knew BigTuna was a dealer. |
BallsToTheWall
10.22.10 | Took like a 30 minute nap lol this shits still going. |
Relinquished
10.22.10 | when I was single, I ALWAYS kept my options open. |
BigTuna
10.22.10 | classic nap |
BallsToTheWall
10.22.10 | Gonna do some fist pumping tonight so I needed to recharge. |
qwe3
10.22.10 | all these people saying women suck are basically retarded.
also get over it. a guy got to her before you did. you had 2 fucking years and because he makes a move before you in those 2 years because you were too much of a pussy, you need to make a list about it saying "Fuck Women"?
get the fuck over yourself |
Jesuslaves
10.22.10 | "when I was single, I ALWAYS kept my options open."
noob |
Jesuslaves
10.22.10 | get off the listmaker's ass. he was obviously pissed and very frustrated, understandably, and needed to vent somehow, and the screaming in a pillow thing is kinda out of date. |
FadeToBlack
10.22.10 | lolololololololololololololol
u obviously dont know about his current status relationship-wise |
Enotron
10.22.10 | qwe bringin da troof |
Relinquished
10.22.10 | lol jesus u obviously dont know about my current status relationship-wise |
Jesuslaves
10.22.10 | wut?
sarcasm brah |
FadeToBlack
10.22.10 | sure |
Jesuslaves
10.22.10 | i'm confused |
BigTuna
10.22.10 | you goin to a show balls? |
Bfhurricane
10.22.10 | Yes put it in their butt |
Urinetrouble
10.22.10 | UPDATE: She got a hold of my number through our friend and she said she'd consider it after shes done with this guy. SO FUCKING JOYOUSLY HAPPY NOW!!!! a shred of hope has come upon me |
BallsToTheWall
10.22.10 | No but out to Ft.Lauderdale which is basically Miami's little sister.
Hope those Dutch girls come out again. |
Jesuslaves
10.22.10 | i'd be happy but you blew off my list so yeah. |
Urinetrouble
10.22.10 | slaves i just said sarry over there bro. love ur list biethaway |
ReturnToRock
10.22.10 | I'm slightly drunk and I feel the exact same way. |
couldwinarabbit
10.22.10 | I so feel better about myself after reading this...thanks guys. |
ShadowRemains
10.22.10 | "Life's a Bitch and then ya die, that's why we get high, cus you never know when you're gonna go" |
StreetlightRock
10.22.10 | Two years? It took you two years to work up a nerve and then you get angry and depressed because -you- didn't work up the nerve in time? Dude. |
Enotron
10.22.10 | lawlz nas comin in with the bad hooks
|
Baphomet
10.22.10 | So you're okay with being the backup?
To each his own I gues... |
Urinetrouble
10.22.10 | kind of. im just happy to know hat she won't e with this asshole forever. i predict two months at the most. still gonna kick his ass though |
kangaroopoo
10.22.10 | in case she renegs:
Katatonia - Discouraged Ones
Neurosis - The Eye of Every Storm
Anathema - A fine day to exit
Riverside - Second Life Syndrome / Voices in My Head
Sarah McLachlan - Fumbling Towards Ecstacy
City and Colour - Sometimes
The Cure - Disintegration
Portishead - Dummy |
couldwinarabbit
10.22.10 | @Urinetrouble how does kicking his ass solve anything? It makes you look like a stupid goon. And in all honesty if you waited 2 years you don't like her you just like the idea of being with her. Also you waited 2 years how is it the other guys fault? |
Urinetrouble
10.22.10 | i just don't plain out liek the guy. he sucks ass and is the perfect example of what in this world i hate |
BallsToTheWall
10.22.10 | or a guido |
Urinetrouble
10.22.10 | okay hes a major misogynist. He wears aflliction shirts. Hes a douche. He treats everyone around him like shit. a.k.a. hes your stereotypical meathead |
SeaAnemone
10.22.10 | sounds like jesusslaves lol |
couldwinarabbit
10.22.10 | well clearly that look is working for him...so copy him. |
Relinquished
10.22.10 | LOL someguest |
Urinetrouble
10.22.10 | couldwinarabbit: if you can't beat em, join em |
couldwinarabbit
10.22.10 | well perferably build a time machine got back a year and a half and give yourself some balls but that is neither here nor there |
Urinetrouble
10.22.10 | i got some plans sitin in the basement for a time machine but there not vurry detaled |
couldwinarabbit
10.22.10 | One night on sputnik we had plans to build a time machine in order to keep elliott smith alive and I think kill metallica after MoP and some other stuff. I'm pretty sure we had the logistics pretty much sorted out. |
kangaroopoo
10.22.10 | I just hate the moment a girl you have your eye on drops into the conversation, 'yeah my boyfriend...,' whether it's true or not it tests your poker face and often designed to give you the message. Really sucks if it's not early in the proceedings, a lot of time wasted. In your case I guess the jury is out but I fear if she was totally into you she would've dropped his arse already. |
captaincrunch11
10.22.10 | shit dood now I'm totally gonna try and ask this one girl out before it's too late |
cirq
10.22.10 | move on to men, homo.. |
Deviant.
10.22.10 | Holy shit, Cirq sighting |
Enotron
10.22.10 | oh boy |
somberlain
10.22.10 | "so today i finally decided to ask this chick out that i've been eyeing for two tears."
TWO YEARS!!! wtf were you waiting for? |
deathofasalesman
10.22.10 | What somberlain said. The hell. |
somberlain
10.22.10 | "Now i feel retarded, angry, sad and worthless"
well you should at least feel retarded, can't be waiting around for that long or someone else will come and snatch her up as I'm sure you already found out |
Hyperbore
10.22.10 | "also get over it. a guy got to her before you did. you had 2 fucking years and because he makes a move before you in those 2 years because you were too much of a pussy, you need to make a list about it saying 'Fuck Women'?
get the fuck over yourself"
Right on. You said it yourself - you didn't have the balls for it. She obviously prefers men who aren't eunuchs. Instead of trying (and failing) to kick the ass of a guy who has balls (lol) kick your own ass instead - you might grow a pair yourself. Also, "eyeing" a girl for 2 years = stalking creepoid. |
Hyperbore
10.22.10 | Not unless you fantasize about beating up her boyfriends. |
somberlain
10.22.10 | haha! list title was changed!
much more appropriate now |
Urinetrouble
10.22.10 | hey im not a creep. nothing wrong with beating up people or thiking about it. why is my title changed?
if i touch myself, will i go blind?
have i been lurking /b/ too much? |
Countess
10.22.10 | "I'm Bad with Women"
that's the most honest list title i've ever seen here |
Apollo
10.22.10 | me too. fucking women |
Urinetrouble
10.22.10 | sup apollo and countess |
Countess
10.22.10 | sup Urine
"i finally decided to ask this chick out that i've been eyeing for two tears"
eyeing? are you in grade school?
no offense but you can't just be "eyeing" a girl. for 2 yrs no less! you need to make a move |
Apollo
10.22.10 | sup Urine |
Urinetrouble
10.22.10 | yeah your right im an idiot bla bla bla but im on the backburner now so im good |
Urinetrouble
10.22.10 | oh yeah an i'm 16 and have had two girlfriends before this |
Urinetrouble
10.22.10 | cool i got some white widow smoke bout to roll that shit up and instead of big boi instead im going to put on Earth-Bees Made Honey In The Lions Skull |
astrel
10.22.10 | diggin the changed list name. |
OvrotLivesAgain
10.22.10 | if i touch myself, will i go blind?
have i been lurking /b/ too much?
Impossible, both of those. |
JustJoe.
10.22.10 | Women are bad people... |
Desolator
10.22.10 | People are bad people, nobody is ever as good as they seem, and if they seem bad, they're probably much worse than you think. |
JustJoe.
10.22.10 | I don't like people, for the reasons stated above. |
americanmusicmachine
10.22.10 | what's going on? |
awhiteguy
10.25.10 | I love how they changed the list title from the opposite-sex challenging "Fuck Women" to the admission "I'm Bad with Women." |
Transient
10.25.10 | willing to bet she made up a boyfriend to get you to fuck off because you're disgusting |
Srangerthanficti0n
10.25.10 | Senses Fail... |
Thane
10.25.10 | lol Transient
I'm pretty awesome when it comes to befriending women, other than that I pretty much suck. I've become better lately though. |
MaskAtTheMasquerade
10.25.10 | what a bitch for specifically saying she got a boyfriend 2 days ago. |