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| | The Marshall Mathers Lp Ranked | | 1 | Eminem
Stan
(also, my fav. line from each song is in the description) hey slim, i just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? | | 2 | Criminal
homophobic, nah, you're just heterophobic. staring at my jeans watching my genitals bulgin. that's my motherfuckin balls you better let go of 'em, they belong in my scrotum you'll never get hold of 'em (haha!). | | 3 | Who Knew
my life's like kinda what my wife's like. (what?) fucked up, after i beat her fucking ass every night, ike / i don't got that bad of a mouth do i? fuck, shit, ass, bitch, cunt, shobadeedoowhop. / i'm like guidance, ain't they got the same moms and dads that got mad when i asked if they like violence? (i know that's 3, but this song is SOOOO dirty). | | 4 | Kill You
now he's raping his own mother, abusing a whore, snorting coke, and we gave him the rolling stone cover? | | 5 | The Real Slim Shady
will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records. well i do, so fuck him and fuck you too. | | 6 | Drug Ballad
in a couple of minutes that bottle of guiness is finished, we're now allowed to officially slap bitches. you have the right to remain violent and start wildin', start a fight with the same guy that was smart-eyeing you. / if i could take it all back now i wouldn't, i would've did more shit that people said that i shouldn't. | | 7 | The Way I Am
the why, the who, what, the where, when, and the how, til i'm grabbing my hair and i'm tearing it out. | | 8 | Kim
you and your husband have a fight, one of you tries to grab a knife, and during the struggle he accidently gets his adam's apple sliced. and while this is going on, the son walks in, she panics and he gets his throat cut. now they're both dead and you slashed your own throat, so now it's double-homicide and suicide with no note. | | 9 | I'm Back
i don't give a fuck. if this chick was my own mother, i'd still fuck her w/ no rubber and cum inside her, and have a son and a new brother at the same time, and just say that it ain't mine, what's my name? | | 10 | Remember Me?
came home, and somebody must've broke in the back window, and stolen two loaded machine guns and both of my trenchcoats. | | 11 | Amityville
fucked my cousin in his asshole, slit my mother's throat (haha), guess who slim shady just signed to interscope (bizarre). that's the mentality here, that's the reality here, did i just hear somebody say they wanna challenge me here? while i'm holding a pistols with this many calibers here? with the registration that just made this shit valid this year? | | 12 | Marshall Mathers
and i don't need help from d12 to beat up 2 females in makeup when they try to scratch me with glee nails. slim anus? you damn right slim anus, i don't get fucked in mine like you 2 little flaming faggots. | | 13 | Bitch Please II
it's just me being me, here want me to turn it down? suck my fucking dick you faggot, you happy now? | | 14 | Under the Influence
fucking anything when i'm snorting, it's gonna cost $300 to get my pitbull and abortion (bizarre). i light a candle and place it up on the mantle, grab a knife at the blade and stab you w/ the fucking handle (fav. eminem line). | | 15 | Public Service Announcement 2000
i like all the skits, but they gotta be at the bottom (still ranked though). | | 16 | Steve Berman | | 17 | Paul | | 18 | Ken Kaniff
shockingly, this imitation bj from the insance clown possee didn't manage to trump stan for the #1 spot. | |
Counterfeit
10.14.10 | 12 is way too low
14 is too low | coneren
10.14.10 | THE MEMORIES! | sublimefan1991
10.14.10 | i know everyone loves marshall mathers (the song), and so do i, but the rest of this album is SOOO stacked that i just couldn't put it ahead any of the others above it. | fr33convict
10.14.10 | Ranking Kim lower is very original. Awesome album. | FromDaHood
10.14.10 | I think The Way I Am is the best song on the album. Stan loses its power after 2 listens. | sublimefan1991
10.14.10 | at first i hated kim and just thought it was too disturbing to even enjoy, but over time, i got into it. however, it's still not as good as the ones above it imo. | Powerban
10.14.10 | I'd also have The Way I Am in my top 3. Under The Influence is last out of the songs? I don't think so.
Remember Me? is probs the worst on this awesome album. | deathofasalesman
10.14.10 | 12
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10.14.10 | @powerban - eminem's part in remember me is so good though. plus, the other guys on it are just insane as fuck too. but i could def see where you're coming from, cuz it was my least favorite track for quite awhile too.
also, how does NO ONE notice how nasty who knew is? it's sooooooo fucking nasty. | luci
10.14.10 | KIM TOO LOW | JustJoe.
10.14.10 | KIM TOO LOW [KIM TOO LOW]^KIM TOO LOW | Dicker
10.14.10 | haha this album brings back memories | Masochist
10.14.10 | I love "Bitch Please, II"...would be in my top 3, along with "The Way I Am," which showcases Em's lyrical prowess as well as damn near any song in his repertoire. | Dicker
10.14.10 | i listened to this before |
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