GorgonzolaCheese1: Why Do I Hate These?

GorgonzolaCheese1 10.07.10	fuck you artwork!
fr33convict 10.07.10	Cause you suck.
GorgonzolaCheese1 10.07.10	Good, I was beginning to worry. Have fun being a sheep!
Obfuscation24 10.07.10	but emmure iz br00tall
GorgonzolaCheese1 10.07.10	Iz so br00tall, eye just mite kill zum1
fr33convict 10.07.10	I ain't no sheep I iz original and new and creative and exciting. Just like iPad.
Inveigh 10.07.10	2 and 8 are classics. the rest of these are average at best.
GorgonzolaCheese1 10.07.10	The iPad's not original. I came up with the idea for that bitch in 1976! They just stole the idea from me!
Triton233 10.07.10	blood mountain is great and so is leviathan 6 - that band is boring as shit reason for 5 and 8 is same - a great album but it seems to be grossly fucking overrated on sputnik
fr33convict 10.07.10	It's just what they say in the commercial bro.
LegendofPittman 10.07.10	Naa, 7's great too if you forget who their fans are.
GorgonzolaCheese1 10.07.10	2 and 8 are classics to whom, Inveigh? You and Sputnik? Please..... LegendofPitts- I don't care who their fans are, the music sucks.
Locrian 10.07.10	It's so fashionable to call 8 overrated these days.
deathofasalesman 10.07.10	Alt4controvesy.
fr33convict 10.07.10	I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
GorgonzolaCheese1 10.07.10	"It's so fashionable to call 8 overrated these days." Really? Cuz I find it utterly ridiculous that if 1 credible person on this site says something's a classic, it becomes a trend to where even the people who hate that genre of music are listing it as one of their favorites. You guys are pathetic.
GorgonzolaCheese1 10.07.10	"I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries" You Monty Python references don't have any affect on me, sailor.
LegendofPittman 10.07.10	I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Greatest Movie Ever
Baphomet 10.07.10	I like all of these except for 9 & 10 which I haven't listened to. You don't like them cause you don't have to, it's called taste. The same way I hate gorgonzola cheese.
Inveigh 10.07.10	I love when people think that stuff like Jane Doe and Blackwater Park are only classics on Sputnik. I was well aware of the incredible amount of hype surrounding both of those albums for a good 7-8 years before I'd ever heard of Sputnik lol
DoubtGin 10.07.10	yea
GorgonzolaCheese1 10.07.10	You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.
GorgonzolaCheese1 10.07.10	"I like all of these except for 9 & 10 which I haven't listened to. You don't like them cause you don't have to, it's called taste. The same way I hate gorgonzola cheese." Yeah, but not liking gorgonzola cheese is like saying you don't like breathing. "I love when people think that stuff like Jane Doe and Blackwater Park are only classics on Sputnik. I was well aware of the incredible amount of hype surrounding both of those albums for a good 7-8 years before I'd ever heard of Sputnik lol" I understand that Jane Doe and Blackwater Park are classics in other areas, I just find it oddly stupid that whenever I log on to the site, there are 18 threads about Converge and Blackwater park on the front page. That's retarded.
LegendofPittman 10.07.10	"I love when people think that stuff like Jane Doe and Blackwater Park are only classics on Sputnik. I was well aware of the incredible amount of hype surrounding both of those albums for a good 7-8 years before I'd ever heard of Sputnik lol" Word, especially BWP. That is fapped by Metal fans everywhere.
Inveigh 10.07.10	well yeah it's retarded that people are still going that crazy over them 9 years after the fact that was one of the things that really surprised me when I began spending a lot of time here -- the amount of hyperbole given to bands/albums that I thought were kind of, you know, old news (Opeth, Converge, Thrice etc)
Baphomet 10.07.10	breathing? psht, that's for faggots.
GorgonzolaCheese1 10.07.10	"well yeah it's retarded that people are still going that crazy over them 9 years after the fact that was one of the things that really surprised me when I began spending a lot of time here -- the amount of hyperbole given to bands/albums that I thought were kind of, you know, old news (Opeth, Converge, Thrice etc)" It's pathetic. If you're just hearing the album now, it's fine to comment on a thread about the album/band. When you have 9,000 comments, though, and 7500 of them are on a Jane Doe thread, that's a bit pathetic.
GorgonzolaCheese1 10.07.10	"breathing? psht, that's for faggots." No, it's for straight men. Eating, now that's for faggots.
Inveigh 10.07.10	right, it was like stepping back into the early 2000s
LegendofPittman 10.07.10	Well, in Converge and Thrice's case, those genres slowly died after their peaks. They are the last remnants of once amazing genres that now have a "great" album once every blue moon.
GorgonzolaCheese1 10.07.10	It doesn't matter. It's unnecessary. How many times does one person have to post on a Converge thread "Great band?"
Baphomet 10.07.10	fuck! that reminds me! I have to go post "Great band" in the Jane doe thread, brb.
GorgonzolaCheese1 10.07.10	You're a bit late, Baph. That appointment was at 10:45 AM EST.
Baphomet 10.07.10	well, it's 9:51 where I live so I have an hour to spare.
GorgonzolaCheese1 10.07.10	No, it's EST. So you're 6 minutes late.
GorgonzolaCheese1 10.07.10	Sorry, no Progging it up on this thread, Proggy.
alachlahol 10.07.10	i don't listen to any hardcore/metalcore at all but i have Jane Doe a 5 Gaslight anthem has that down home hard working blue collar vibe to it that vibe that Bruce Springsteen gives in his songs so it's also a guaranteed 5
GorgonzolaCheese1 10.07.10	Yeah, but so do a lot of other bands, and their albums aren't automatically a 5, so your point is moot.
Emim 10.07.10	2 and 8 are classics. the rest of these are average at best. [2]
darkbunny 10.07.10	http://xkcd.com/610/ Appropriate
alachlahol 10.07.10	the emotion displayed in As The Roots Undo shows an intensity few bands have ever matched. the lyrics verge on sublime poetry like that of Yeats and the combo of male/female vocals, grind influenced drumming, and post-rock infused melodic passages secures this a slot in my 'classic' section
GorgonzolaCheese1 10.07.10	"the emotion displayed in As The Roots Undo shows an intensity few bands have ever matched. the lyrics verge on sublime poetry like that of Yeats and the combo of male/female vocals, grind influenced drumming, and post-rock infused melodic passages secures this a slot in my 'classic' section" So just because a band's intense means they are worthy of "classic?" Bullshit. Emmure's instense and they SUCK! Plus, the lyrics are as nonsensical as an honest priest.
BigHans 10.07.10	Agree except for 2. Thats fuckin blasphemy Nickster
GorgonzolaCheese1 10.07.10	It's truth, and don't call me Nickster. That's just insulting.
BigHans 10.07.10	and dont call me Shirley
GorgonzolaCheese1 10.07.10	Dumbest movie ever.
alachlahol 10.07.10	oh god don't get me started on Aeroplane Over The Sea. an album so perfect that it transcends reality. his voice literally reaches into my SOUL when i'm listening, rending my heart immobile for brief periods. it's hard for me to find albums that are so perfectly composed, written with such humility. this guy Mangum i can't promote enough, he knows how to give the world a taste of that bittersweet beauty without expecting anything in return; instant classic
GorgonzolaCheese1 10.07.10	I don't think it transcends reality. I just think you're retarded.
LegendofPittman 10.07.10	Airplane dumbest movie ever? GTFO!
BigHans 10.07.10	I think he's being sarcastic. Or at least I hope so because that album is gayer than aids.
Inveigh 10.07.10	yeah I'm pretty sure that's sarcasm
Baphomet 10.07.10	Album is gay in a good way. Like the "I'll decorate your house for you" way. But yeah I'm willing to bet that's sarcasm too.
BigHans 10.07.10	Album is gay in a good way. Like the "I'll decorate your house for you" way ^ Nah thats Bon Iver. NMH is gay in the annoying WERE GAY GET USED TO IT protests.
Inveigh 10.07.10	lol Hans that was pretty funny
BigHans 10.07.10	Thats what I do
Baphomet 10.07.10	No Hans, you're thinking of Brand New, that's the WE'RE HERE, WE'RE QUEER GET USED TO IT kind of gay.
Emim 10.07.10	"Dumbest movie ever." u dum? u dum.
BigHans 10.07.10	lol Baph. YOU ARE THE SMELL BEFORE RAIN. YOU ARE THE BLOOD IN MY VEINS. Come on theres nothign gay about that!
Slum 10.07.10	list is so brootal and honest
Baphomet 10.07.10	There's gay porn that is manlier than Brand New.
Slum 10.07.10	Butch Backdoor Boys 9 for example.
Emim 10.07.10	you would know...
Inveigh 10.07.10	Fap: only if Rob Halford's in it
Baphomet 10.07.10	Good point, Inveigh. He would be like BREAKING THE LAW BREAKING THE LAW, and by law he would mean his partner's butt.
BigHans 10.07.10	as gay as Brand New can be they are the pinnacle of manliness compared to NMH Baph
Emim 10.07.10	Yeah, I'm just going to leave this thread and never look back.
BigHans 10.07.10	Yeah, I'm just going to leave this thread and never look back. ^ Doubtful. Your Sputlover is talking at length about ass pounding and such. Dont pretend it doesnt turn you on Mimsy
Baphomet 10.07.10	It's not gay if you close your eyes, mimsy! We'll have to agree to disagree Hans, to me Brand New is not only gayer but it's also fucking boring.
Prolapse 10.07.10	quit trying to be tinkrbel
Masochist 10.07.10	I enjoy #'s 2, 7 and 9. So tell me I'm wrong and instead of following Sputnik, I'll follow you and start hating them all of a sudden.
Locrian 10.07.10	I'm surprised you guys haven't mentioned the album title "The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me."
Baphomet 10.07.10	too easy
SeaAnemone 10.07.10	I know why you dislike ATRU. It's the exact same reason that most of the site went on a hating-spree of the oft-loved band a little bit ago. First of all, CTTS is not indicative of screamo at all, and in no way does it represent screamo. That's why I'm dumbfounded when users say something along the lines of "I don't like screamo... yeah I listened to ATRU and really disliked it." The sound of ATRU is almost entirely unlike what I would call the norm for the genre, and it's one of the single worst places to start for the genre, I think. Now, if you already have a base of being used to listening to the tenets screamo, the things the genre values and what makes a record outstanding in that context, then ATRU is considered fairly outstanding. That's why they seemed to be so well-loved on Sputnik, for a while. People who KNEW what they were listening to and HOW to listen to it (as douchey as that is), were praising the album to no end. New listeners went in expecting greatness, and probably promptly hated it, if they were anything like me. But from what I know, they kept trying, let the record grow on them... got past the ridiculousness of certain aspects... embraced the moments of catharsis. Some still hated it, most likely because of the sporadicalness or the vocals, and that's fine too. (cont)...
SeaAnemone 10.07.10	(cont)... Point is, many users LATER went into ATRU with an attitude of "hey, it's gonna be an overhyped Sputnik record that we figured out isn't really that good!" and promptly and understandably, hated it because they're unaccustomed with the tenets of the genre and used to listening to Three Days Grace and Emery. They went in looking for flaws, and by golly they found 'em! Seriously, who goes into a record wanting to hate it? Anyways, subsequent listens weren't taken to find the beauty in ATRU, but instead to build an argument around the original flaws that were found so that you could sound SUPER COOL when posting here. It's idiotic... yes, there were people who rated it highly when they didn't enjoy it much to fit in, I'm sure... but there was also a following of the record for very good reason, even if MJ would disagree. And while ATRU doesn't display what most of you look for in music (which is 100% fine), and nor does it display what can rightly be called 'the best of screamo' or the 'epitome of screamo,' it without a doubt has a ton of awesome qualities that are very gratifying if you look for them the right way. And I'm well-aware that this doesn't apply to everyone. There's people who know and appreciate far more screamo / music in general than I that hate this record, and that's fine. Love, SeaAnemone PS I love you, pit.
SeaAnemone 10.07.10	im bored at work and nobodies on fb chat dont judge me
BigHans 10.07.10	Sea, I could have saved you 500 words. ATRU sucks. There fixed it for ya.
Locrian 10.07.10	Nah, I just don't like it.
AnotherBrick 10.07.10	9 is the only album on here worth listening to
SeaAnemone 10.07.10	nah, you just don't like it because you're listening wrong.
Baphomet 10.07.10	edit: holy crap I got ninja'd by 3 people...
SeaAnemone 10.07.10	I would never be as dumb to try and comment and judge, with 100% certainty, a type of music I neither listen to nor know anything about. It baffles me why Sputnik does.
BigHans 10.07.10	Brick, take back what you just said about GLA
Inveigh 10.07.10	who said anything about judging screamo as a whole? I mean, The Used rule, we all know that
Baphomet 10.07.10	Sea, don't fight it. I don't get it either, I just sit back and enjoy the reasoning of the people who dislike it for no good reason.
AnotherBrick 10.07.10	Sorry hans. I'll take it back but only because I haven't heard it yet
couldwinarabbit 10.07.10	People have been saing NMH sucks a lot lately. I don't care anymore. If you are do stupid to like it it is your loss not mine. MPP sucks AC is awesome Jane Doe is good
qwe3 10.07.10	"I understand that Jane Doe and Blackwater Park are classics in other areas, I just find it oddly stupid that whenever I log on to the site, there are 18 threads about Converge and Blackwater park on the front page. That's retarded." then go away. we didn't ask for you to be here
qwe3 10.07.10	whoever this dude is he's an idiot: "alachlahol: oh god don't get me started on Aeroplane Over The Sea. an album so perfect that it transcends reality. his voice literally reaches into my SOUL when i'm listening, rending my heart immobile for brief periods. it's hard for me to find albums that are so perfectly composed, written with such humility. this guy Mangum i can't promote enough, he knows how to give the world a taste of that bittersweet beauty without expecting anything in return; instant classic GorgonzolaCheese1: I don't think it transcends reality. I just think you're retarded."
SeaAnemone 10.07.10	you mean alachahol? he was being sarcastic you mean Cheese? he is pit
qwe3 10.07.10	no i was talking about cheese because i know alachlahol isn't dumb and i was talking about cheese because the sarcasm was so mind numbingly obvious and cheese is pit, makes so much sense
SeaAnemone 10.07.10	yeah. just... yeah.
OllieS 10.07.10	'I don't think it transcends reality. I just think you're retarded.' - Lol, way to sound like a complete tool. And just FYI, because you'll probably accuse me of it, I don't love all the albums on the list (I only like 5 out of the ones I've heard).
kangaroopoo 10.07.10	Don’t like 2,3,5-7,10 either. Can’t get into the music/vocal style of most indie. 1 – it’s ear candy to me 4 – only really took to their latest, that’ll please you 7 – Humans have obsessed over leaders, fame, celebrity, fads since day dot. Musically, still plenty of fapping over Elvis, Beatles, Led Zep, Floyd, Sabbath, Nirvana...Not gonna change. 9 – I like the Butterfly Effect but Imago is a bit meh. Other albums good
Torii 10.08.10	HATE!
Jesuslaves 10.08.10	8's slightly overrated but good. Only one on here I care about.
Sblang 10.10.10	WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS.
HaydenDyson 10.11.10	Because it asdf
Dryden 10.11.10	ya 6 and 7 sux
ConsiderPhlebas 10.11.10	periods
BadPooSmell 06.13.15	Just when I was beginning to think I was the only one who listened to the Gaslight Anthem and immediately wanted to fall asleep.
BadPooSmell 06.13.15	I do like me some Jane Doe, but I think it's ridiculous how anyone could definitively argue that it stands out among the rest of the Converge discography.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.13.15	maybe u hate them because 90% of them are terrible
YakNips 06.13.15	this is 4 and a half years old
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.13.15	congratulations on your observation
YakNips 06.13.15	just think it's funny you're basically on autopilot at this point
ArsMoriendi 06.13.15	I remember the one time I tried listening to Jane Doe...
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.13.15	and i think its funny that you have the nerve to open your greasy little snoothole at this point and think that i wont once again bring up that you blackmail 14 year old girls on the internet for nudes
YakNips 06.13.15	lol you got no chill
Supercoolguy64 06.13.15	still need to listen to jane doe myself actually i only remember hearing the opener track once, but it was cool so i'll have to check the rest some day
BMDrummer 06.13.15	lol pots calm down
Kman418 06.13.15	dont make fun of potsy this is all he has
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.13.15	@bm you've just made a very powerful enemy dude ud best step the fuck off right quick this is between me and snoot-boy mc cyberpedo here
BMDrummer 06.13.15	ok
YakNips 06.13.15	what is a snoot though
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.13.15	kman im tired of your bad attitude man can u just stop being beefmad at me for watever already and go back to being chilllll man we used to be budz
Kman418 06.13.15	idk it sounds like one of those words verm uses
BMDrummer 06.13.15	wow that dynamic
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.13.15	a snoot is like a snarky bitch boy i think i made it up but dont quote me on that
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.13.15	my god im getting gangbang'd by a bunch of ankle biting teenagers itt im done for boys, tappin' out
Supercoolguy64 06.13.15	snoot = snooty what is there to get
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.13.15	yeah a snoot is one whom displays snooty characteristics
YakNips 06.13.15	more like fappin' out amirite
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.13.15	rofl ayyyyeeeeee lmao
Supercoolguy64 06.13.15	yak, that was very inappropriate what would your mother say if she were to saw that comment of yours?
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.13.15	she'd be like "jacob stop stealing the valium from my medicine cabinet"
BMDrummer 06.13.15	ok guys let's hug it out in the sput sexuality consensus thread
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.13.15	nah dude im off that thread ive already written 10 pages worth of material for it if i go back ill never leave
YakNips 06.13.15	more like galium amirite
GmemberKills 06.13.15	yak u pun maker
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.13.15	ok im over it didnt even aye roflmao this time
Tunaboy45 06.13.15	bump
ArsMoriendi 06.14.15	snoot sno͞ot noun 1.informal a person's nose. 2.informal a person who shows contempt for those considered to be of a lower social class. "the snoots complain that the paper has lowered its standards" Cool I didn't know it also was slang for nose. I learned a new word today. Thanks guys for inspiring me to look the word up!
ArsMoriendi 06.14.15	"nah dude im off that thread ive already written 10 pages worth of material for it if i go back ill never leave" but someguest tried defending transracialism by comparing it to transgenderism, there's so much to yell at him about!
sonictheplumber 06.14.15	i only like blood mountain out of all of these.