BigHans
09.29.10 | combining songs and albums doesnt play well with artwork. |
alachlahol
09.29.10 | this band is total white trash. blast tyrant is ok |
BigHans
09.29.10 | this band is total white trash
^ Exactly, thats why they rule. |
alachlahol
09.29.10 | no as much as i'd like to be sarcastic there is no upside to being a sister fucking hillbilly |
BigHans
09.29.10 | Actually they are from Maryland, hardly sister fucking country. |
Inveigh
09.29.10 | lol they're not white trash at all
list is fucking epic |
EuphoricDysphoria81
09.29.10 | Switch 5 and 7 and we're good man |
alachlahol
09.29.10 | pennsylvania/maryland/virginia/west virginia area is the kingdom of backwoods bud light drinking inbred trash |
alachlahol
09.29.10 | and michigan and indiana |
alachlahol
09.29.10 | and new york, tennesee, north/south carolina, georgia, alabama, arkansas, mississipi, lousiana, florida |
alachlahol
09.29.10 | how many states are left |
Inveigh
09.29.10 | what state are you from |
EuphoricDysphoria81
09.29.10 | only northern florida. don't lump me in with the ignorant redneck's from Ocala |
BigHans
09.29.10 | According to alachlahol pretty much the entire country are sister fucking inbred white trash hillibillies. Except him of course. Cause he's elite. |
BigHans
09.29.10 | oh, forgot. What about the hipsters? |
Inveigh
09.29.10 | i bet alachlahol's from utah or something |
alachlahol
09.29.10 | hahahahaahah ocala/wakulla/marion/leon county rednecks those fuckin guys. im in philly |
EuphoricDysphoria81
09.29.10 | Once you get south of Orlando, Florida turns into North CuColomRicoHaitistan. |
greg84
09.29.10 | 1. Robot Hive
2. Blast Tyrant
3. Rock Fury
4. Strange Cousins
5. Clutch
6. Beale Street
7. The Elephant Riders
8. Speedway
Major props for Mr. Shiny Cadillacness. Epic list! |
BigHans
09.29.10 | Pit I didn't know you were a Clutch listener. |
BigHans
09.29.10 | Why do you have Beale Streeet so low Greg? |
NeutralThunder12
09.29.10 | really sweet band, havent checked anything out in full though. Btw Hans, nothing wrong with stoner jamming :p |
greg84
09.29.10 | I like it a lot, but it's not as stellar as their other albums. Mostly the second half is uneven and not very memorable. This being said, Can't Stop The Progress, Electric Worry and esp Cadillacness rule hard. |
BigHans
09.29.10 | Let this be your guide Proggy. I know you said you thought they sucked when you had only heard Strange Cousins, which is one of their least awesome albums. |
BigHans
09.29.10 | I repeat, where is Animal Farm?
^ TASTES JUST LIKE CHICKEN THEY SAY. We'll call it #26. |
EuphoricDysphoria81
09.29.10 | I just picked them up when Strange Cousins came out, and now I'm hooked. |
ABR157
09.29.10 | Great list. Albums are in the order I would rank them, however I'd definitely have the Regulator higher. Then again it is my personal favorite.... Aside from Electric Worry... |
greg84
09.29.10 | Strange Cousins is actually a major grower and the whole artwork is fucking epic. |
BigHans
09.29.10 | Chambered I can't picture you being exactly Cosmopolitan. |
NeutralThunder12
09.29.10 | well yeah what I heard from Strange Cousins I hated but I liked what I heard off of Blast tyrant |
alachlahol
09.29.10 | don't worry i have an mma elite sleeveless muscle shirt that i put on to impress the ladies |
BigHans
09.29.10 | Chambered, you're too fuckin METAL to be Cosmo |
alachlahol
09.29.10 | can't go to a clutch show without a mullet sorry |
EuphoricDysphoria81
09.29.10 | I don't wear Affliction shirts. I'm so sexy that I just take black Sharpie's and write Affliction on my chest. |
Apollo
09.29.10 | check out my new list Hans, fairly certain its right up your alley |
Inveigh
09.29.10 | are you upstate chambered? |
alachlahol
09.29.10 | is this show BYOB? |
BigHans
09.29.10 | It would be awesome if it was. |
EuphoricDysphoria81
09.29.10 | Bring Your Own Bra? |
BigHans
09.29.10 | Bring Your Own Biceps. |
Apollo
09.29.10 | I liek teh rawk so I need to check this band out |
BigHans
09.29.10 | Yeah you do. Get the first three I ranked for sure. If not, definitely get the first one. |
jrowa001
09.29.10 | awesome list man! Clutch def rule. props for having Ghost on here. song is so good for a late night campfire. Clutch is the staple for all night drinking with me and my buddies. have you heard any of their live albums? theyre pretty fun to listen to. im dying to see Clutch live again. it has been forever since the first time i saw them |
Nagrarok
09.29.10 | Blast Tyrant rawked. |
BigHans
09.29.10 | Yeah I have heard the live albums, I should have put those on here. Live in Flint slays the hardest. |
Athom
09.29.10 | best list ever. have you heard their side project The Bakerton Group? |
BigHans
09.29.10 | Not much. I have a few songs from the massive Clutch torrent I did awhile back, off a live album. All instrumental right? |
Athom
09.29.10 | yea |
BigHans
09.29.10 | If I have a son, his name will be Fallon.
Brian Fallon - Gaslight Anthem
Neil Fallon - Clutch
Fallon is a BEASTLY name. |
Athom
09.29.10 | you're songs section is missing Pulaski Skyway |
jrowa001
09.29.10 | The Company Band is the other band that Neil Fallon is in. it is really good as well |
BigHans
09.29.10 | missing Pulaski Skyway
^ good one but doesnt quite make the cut for me. |
Athom
09.29.10 | 10001110101 is also one of my favorites |
BigHans
09.29.10 | Yeah that was a omission actually |
Inveigh
09.29.10 | i think it's Bring Your Own Bros, bros
I also wanted to mention how awesome The Incomparable Mr. Flannery is
you ever listen to Five Horse Johnson redsky? |
BigHans
09.29.10 | Mr Flannery rules hard. So does Five Horse Johnson, from what Ive heard anyway. |
Inveigh
09.29.10 | yeah i need to get some of their stuff. saw that Clutch's drummer played with them for awhile |
greg84
09.29.10 | Oh yeah. Pulaski Skyway has to be one of my absolute faves as well. I think top3 easily. |
Athom
09.29.10 | I carry sandwiches around in a straight-edge style Jansport backpack. |
BigHans
09.29.10 | May I present the merits of a Scandanavian Doppleganger |
BigHans
09.29.10 | Do you guys even realize how fucking hard Subtle Hustle and Burning Beard slay? |
random
09.29.10 | "Condoleeza Rice is nice, but I prefer A-Roni"! |
Athom
09.29.10 | A caliph, rabbi, and a bishop walk into a bar.
One says to the other,
"Hey now brother, we haven't gotten very far." |
BigHans
09.29.10 | The Mob Goes Wild ftmfw |
BigHans
09.29.10 | THE HIGHLY INFECTED CALF |
BigHans
09.29.10 | A caliph, rabbi, and a bishop walk into a bar.
One says to the other,
"Hey now brother, we haven't gotten very far."
^ Profits of Doom ftmfw. How did that not make my list? Christ they have so many fucking good songs. |
Athom
09.29.10 | my top 5 clutch songs are Burning Beard, Cypress Grove, Mr. Flannery, Mob Goes Wild and Animal Farm |
BigHans
09.29.10 | Honorable Mentions/Criminal Ommissions
Profits of Doom
Cypress Grove
Wake of the Swollen Goat
Pulaski
Animal Farm
When Vegans Attack
Never Be Moved
Small Upsetters
You Cant Stop Progress
Big News I
Smoke Banshee
100110011 |
BigHans
09.29.10 | my top 5 clutch songs are Burning Beard, Cypress Grove, Mr. Flannery, Mob Goes Wild and Animal Farm
^ IN THE BACK OF A JACKED UP FORD. |
Inveigh
09.29.10 | ooh Wake of the Swollen Goat ftw |
LepreCon
09.29.10 | List is too manly for words, making my way through this discog at the moment, pretty cool, still not at Blast Tyrant though |
BigHans
09.29.10 | Yeah it doesnt really get great until Pure Rock Fury. After that it owns face. |
Counterfeit
09.29.10 | list is almost too manly.
very much jealous.
mmm 4 lyfe |
BigHans
09.29.10 | Triple M up in this bitch |
BigHans
09.30.10 | Im hoarse. I moshed. I have about 3 beers spilled on my shirt. Clutch fucking owned Live. HARD. |
Inveigh
09.30.10 | fuck man I'm jealous. they're playing here with BLS and Children of Bodom, tickets are $35 after fees, I might have to go. even if it's by myself.
STOLE MY CAMARO! AND ALL MY THINGS! |
BigHans
09.30.10 | So THATS why Children of Bodom were at the show last night. They didnt open, 2 Cents did, and they weren't mentioned anywhere on the bill. But a friend of mine got a text from a taxi driver saying he just brought Children of Bodom to the concert. He was asking me who they where, and I told them an extreme Power metal band from Europe. About 30 minutes later he said some guy talking in a weird accent with dreds just came up to him and asked if he was holding any shrooms, lol. |
BigHans
04.07.11 | CLUTCH |
BigHans
06.16.11 | bump best list ever |
JamieTwort
06.16.11 | Blast Tyrant rules so hard. |
BigHans
06.16.11 | unbelieveably hard |
omnipanzer
06.16.11 | Replace "The Devil & Me" with "10001110101" and I fully agree with this list sir.
Some honorable mentions:
Tight Like That
Escape from the prison planet (I think this is their most well known, wasn't it in a movie?). |
WatchItExplode
06.16.11 | Ha, I love 10001110101. Makes me chuckle while I head bang. |
omnipanzer
06.16.11 | Roll Roll down highways with a vengeance, yeah.
I never ever sweated for the fortune and fame game.
Nevertheless, I'm flying down the left lane.
I always pay my dues,
So sit your ass down, and I'll show you how they used to.
If you want someone to talk to,
Well I'm your man.
I've seen it all,
And I know where you live. |
BigHans
06.16.11 | Tight Like That is great, I also shouldve put Smoke Banshee on here.
Not sure about that movie |
Wolfhorde
06.16.11 | This list is so manly just by reading it you grow a Hans Langseth. |
BigHans
06.16.11 | they were so fucking RAD live |
Wolfhorde
06.16.11 | Damn, I would so kill someone to see them live. |
omnipanzer
06.16.11 | Nah, I'm crazy... looks like "Electric Worry" is their most well known. Somehow "Escape from the prison planet" just became the quintessential Clutch song in my head only lol. |
BigHans
06.16.11 | yeah Omni thats all you lol. Electric Worry and Mob Goes Wild are their two most popular songs IMO |
Wolfhorde
06.16.11 | Mob Goes Wild definitely. Once the opening verses and the chorus are in your head they won't get out. Ever. |
xenocide.
06.16.11 | I've just discovered Clutch. "Blast Tyrant" is definitely one of the best stoner rock releases I've ever heard. I have to say the guitar work reminds me sometimes what Tom Morello did in RATM, which is a good thing. I'm gonna check out other albums from the top of this list. |
BigHans
06.16.11 | fuck yeah Xenocide |
omnipanzer
06.16.11 | Self Titled and Pure Rock Fury are just good fuckin' rock man. |
BigHans
06.16.11 | Im going to take some credit for turning a good deal of people on to Clutch here. I take pride in that. |
alachlahol
06.16.11 | time could have been better spent turning people to bands that didnt sound like creed |
DoubtGin
06.16.11 | oh ya best list ever |
BigHans
06.16.11 | time could have been better spent turning people to bands that didnt sound like creed
^ lol lol lol dumbest post ever |
greg84
06.16.11 | YEAH Easily in my top 3 favorite stoner rock bands. |
BigHans
06.16.11 | Greg dude who can top them? |
greg84
06.16.11 | There are/were some awesome bands not many people know about. For example I'm totally into Supafuzz, which now transformed into Asylum On The Hill. The first two albums by Supafuzz are definitely classic. |
BigHans
06.16.11 | fair enough I just cant imagine them owning as hard as Clutch |
omnipanzer
06.16.11 | Helmet was there... once upon a time =^( |
BigHans
06.16.11 | am I the only one who thinks Betty is a massively overrated album? |
greg84
06.16.11 | I wouldn't be so sure. I can safely say I prefer their 2nd album to Blast Tyrant, not to Robot Hive though. |
Apollo
06.16.11 | downloaded Clutch's discog yesterday. Blast Tyrant rules. Slowly working my way through it now. |
BigHans
06.16.11 | whoa dude better than Blast Tyrant? I listened to I Am the King off their MySpace page it was admittedly pretty badass |
Apollo
06.16.11 | I have a pretty beastly beard going |
BigHans
06.16.11 | Me too |
someguest
06.16.11 | ANIMAL FARM |
BigHans
06.16.11 | TASTES JUST LIKE CHICKEN THEY SAY |
someguest
06.16.11 | such a good song
and blast tyrant rules brotha |
BigHans
06.16.11 | yeah man listening to Blast Tyrant could make a 9 year old grow pubes |
alachlahol
06.16.11 | creed cover band |
alachlahol
06.16.11 | yo if i wanted to listen to creed id just put jars of clay in my cd player jezus |
Apollo
06.16.11 | this idiot keeps bringing the lulz |
omnipanzer
06.16.11 | "am I the only one who thinks Betty is a massively overrated album?"
Betty was a huge disappointment but not a bad album. I definitely don't think it's overrated... not by me anyway. Betty's not great but it isn't bad. I stick mostly to Born Annoying, Strap it on and Meantime with occasional listens to Betty and Aftertaste. |
BigHans
06.16.11 | alachlahol be trollin |
omnipanzer
06.16.11 | Ohh... 3.9 to meantime's 4... That can't be right can it? |
BigHans
06.16.11 | Meantime destroys Betty. |
greg84
06.16.11 | I Am The King is uber-cool, but it doesn't really reflect how awesome this album is as a whole. Just way more personal than any of Clutch albums (or any stoner rock album for that matter). |
omnipanzer
06.16.11 | Agreed Hans 4.5 to 3.5 in my book. |
porch
06.16.11 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHTr38mO0Fo&
this is not good music |
BigHans
06.16.11 | Porch luv you but youre out of your fucking mind bro that song rapes unreal hard |
greg84
06.16.11 | Yeah. Subtle Hustle = sheer awesomeness! |
omnipanzer
06.16.11 | GREAT FUCKING SONG GRRRRRRRAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! |
BigHans
06.16.11 | I GOT YOUR NAME
I GOT YOUR NUMBER |
BigHans
03.15.13 | bump hard |
Titan
03.15.13 | i'd swap 6 and 7.........and where the fuck is Gullah? |
Inveigh
03.15.13 | The Devil & Me would be much higher on my song ranking |
JamieTwort
03.15.13 | STOLE MY CAMARO |
omnipanzer
03.15.13 | sniff sniff
*tear
I do believe this thread is where Hans and I became friends. |
BigHans
03.15.13 | one shining moment |
omnipanzer
03.15.13 | "I repeat, where is Animal Farm?"
"^ TASTES JUST LIKE CHICKEN THEY SAY. We'll call it #26."
Lol |
MO
03.15.13 | ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh clutch are ok |
JamieTwort
03.15.13 | OH THIS BURNING BEARD |
BigHans
03.15.13 | God that groove |