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Starting A New Band

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1Johnny Cash
American V: A Hundred Highways

Starting a new genre and breaking the mold with this one: a Grass-Core band. A mixture of deathcore and bluegrass, complete with breakdown's and unnecessary musical masturbation. The only vocals you will hear are the repeated quotes from the movie "Sling Blade." For example, you will hear the quote, "I like some of dem french fried purtaters," repeatedly throughout the music. The band will be called the Angellina Jolie Experiment.
2Autopsy
Mental Funeral

My second idea is a post-metal band inspired by the life and work of Betty White. The lyrics will be an autobiographical account of the famous Betty White, and all of her known trists with male lovers set over beautiful melodies fit with amazing atmospherics.
3Defeatist
Sharp Blade Sinks Deep Into Dull Minds

My next idea is a black metal band, but not of the ordinary variety. We will be playing soul-inspired black metal, but we only perform onstage and in videos wearing Barack Obama masks.
4Melvins
The Bride Screamed Murder

This will be a sludge-grind hybrid, but all of the lyrics will be repeated from Clay Aiken songs. The band's name will be "Achin' for Aiken."
5Rwake
Voices of Omens

A nu-metal inspired act that will be singing about the many different uses of socks. Band's name will be "Sock Therapy," and the first album will have many guest appearances, from the likes of Jonathan Davis to a post-mortem Bob Hope.
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