Intothepit: Name My Son

Intothepit 09.15.10	He needs to know what is considered good music from day one.
coneren 09.15.10	1 will be perfect
climactic 09.15.10	Name him Tyler Michael Ferrara. TMF
Satellite 09.15.10	Ferrara is a badass last name. If I have a son some day, I plan on (trying to) name him Elliott or Brendan.
FreePizzaDay 09.15.10	Let's star with the obvious, how about Intothepit Ferrara?
iamnotchan 09.15.10	Nasty Nick Ferrara
theacademy 09.15.10	Moonbeam Ferrara
Masochist 09.15.10	Joey Jo-Jo, Jr. Shabadu
theacademy 09.15.10	@Masochist That's the worst name i've ever heard.
OvrotLivesAgain 09.15.10	Name him Skullgored The Obliterator of the Weak Ferrara
JWT155 09.15.10	Josh D. Ferrara.
iamnotchan 09.15.10	Josh D. Ferrara.[2]
Dryden 09.15.10	dryden jr.
Intothepit 09.15.10	There will be no Sputnik user names used as names. I will not insult my unborn child like that.
taroo 09.15.10	Some of these name makes me laugh. Josh D. Ferrara.[3]
coneren 09.15.10	laundry basket
Satellite 09.15.10	Satellite would make a badass middle name, js.
Jesuslaves 09.15.10	Vladimir
Intothepit 09.15.10	I think blanket would fit nicely
JWT155 09.15.10	Progmaster86 NeutralThunder12 Ferrara
Dryden 09.15.10	boohldaweg i was gonna name my son that u jerkslut
climactic 09.15.10	Name him Tyler Michael Ferrara. TMF [2]
theacademy 09.15.10	jwt wins no iactually have one better Taylor Jermolajew Ferrara
OvrotLivesAgain 09.15.10	Doomthrone Ferrara
Curse. 09.15.10	Satan Lives Ferrara
Jesuslaves 09.15.10	Name him George.
OvrotLivesAgain 09.15.10	Grumblecunt Ferrara
demon of surveillance 09.15.10	Name him Count Grishnakh after Varg Vikernes' stage name.
OvrotLivesAgain 09.15.10	Ferrara Ferrara 4chan Ferrara
coneren 09.15.10	BOB ROSS
Jesuslaves 09.15.10	Torsofuck McCreampie the 4th.
climactic 09.15.10	Verse Ferrara
OvrotLivesAgain 09.15.10	Magnus Fightmaster Ferrara
Urinetrouble 09.15.10	boolurinedawgtrouble ferrara
climactic 09.15.10	There is a Hell Ferrara
JWT155 09.15.10	Vincent Chase Ferrara, he'll get all the pussy
Intothepit 09.15.10	Yes, Satty, Ferrara is a badass last name. I think of Sicilian Don's when I hear my last name.
climactic 09.15.10	btw: http://www.funnyjunk.com/showcomment/6534150/ you will lol
Jesuslaves 09.15.10	OMG ur a guinea?
tiesthatbind 09.15.10	IntotheJr
Mordecai. 09.15.10	it really should be illegal for some as retarded as you to procreate.
OvrotLivesAgain 09.15.10	IntotheJr Thats Illegal
theacademy 09.15.10	ok thats getting capped. right now
Sowing 09.15.10	mynameisferarra
Jesuslaves 09.15.10	"http://www.funnyjunk.com/showcomment/6534150/ you will lol" i lol'd
Intothepit 09.15.10	They were saying that to your parent's every day, Mordecai.
Jesuslaves 09.15.10	'it really should be illegal for some as retarded as you to procreate.' http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lMHdYVxOlEI/S-1nqCq2AcI/AAAAAAAABMg/BG3EfctfiK4/s400/KettleCallingPotBlack.jpg
OvrotLivesAgain 09.15.10	Rycriath The Devourer Of Women Ferrara
Jesuslaves 09.15.10	this has been a truly epic night on sputnik.
Intothepit 09.15.10	I think I've changed my mind. His name's going to be Lucifuck Tiger McKenzie-Bratton Pitter Ferrara.
Intothepit 09.15.10	I had my first every colonoscopy today, guys.
OvrotLivesAgain 09.15.10	Goredafedria, The Only True Son Of The Ferrara
OvrotLivesAgain 09.15.10	Did you like it?
Intothepit 09.15.10	It was delightful.
OvrotLivesAgain 09.15.10	Gross. How did it feel? I've never had one done by a professional
Intothepit 09.15.10	Delightful
iamnotchan 09.15.10	"I've never had one done by a professional" lol! i've only done them in an amateur way (didn't get paid for it)
OvrotLivesAgain 09.15.10	I payed for mine. D: Seemed like a waste afterwards when i learned i could do it myself cheaper
coneren 09.15.10	Have you decided on a name yet???because all of these are excellent
Awesomesauce 09.15.10	Jockitch McBuzzkill
Intothepit 09.15.10	When I had my prostate exam 2 weeks ago, the doctor didn't have hands, only nubs. Is that still called fisting?
OvrotLivesAgain 09.15.10	Backalley Colonoscopies Ferrara
Intothepit 09.15.10	In all seriousness coneren, we're leaning towards Giancarlo, because I really want to keep it Italian.
OvrotLivesAgain 09.15.10	You need to have a fist to fist someone. You got nubbed bro.
theacademy 09.15.10	how would you make a nickname out of it G?
Intothepit 09.15.10	Yeah, basically, or Geo. One of my best friend's(RIP) name was Giancarlo, and his nickname was Geo.
OvrotLivesAgain 09.15.10	Gianni Ferrara
climactic 09.15.10	Vinny
Intothepit 09.15.10	So I didn't get fisted. Grabs pencil I guess I need to erase that checkmark.
OvrotLivesAgain 09.15.10	or name him after your grandfather. Im named after my grandfather.
OvrotLivesAgain 09.15.10	Anti-matter?
Intothepit 09.15.10	Family names aren't any good with me for several reasons.
OvrotLivesAgain 09.15.10	I like Gianni Gianni Campo Ferrara Very Italian-y
kangaroopoo 09.15.10	Damian
Intothepit 09.15.10	Well, if we're going with Giancarlo, the middle name will be either Vincenzo or Jose.
OvrotLivesAgain 09.15.10	That reminds me, my italian friend, Rape Man is what everyone calls him (Im Serious), is weird and covered in crosses and wears eye-liner. Are you one of those italians?
climactic 09.15.10	Family names aren't any good with me for several reasons. Don't Italian families almost always name children by family names? Mine does, anyway, we have like 5 Alberts, Tommys, and Christophers
Intothepit 09.15.10	No. I'm covered in tattoos and don't wear make up, and neither do I represent the stereotypical Sicilian. For one, I'm very, very white(most Sicilians are a bit dark due to the mixture of blacks and Italians in Sicily). Two, I don't have any accent whatsoever. Three, fuck stereotypes, I'm here to break the mold
Intothepit 09.15.10	They do, climactic, except I grew up in foster homes. Never knew my real family.
climactic 09.15.10	Ohh gotcha. Well Giancarlo is cool
OvrotLivesAgain 09.15.10	Do it pit. Im german and native american. But my germaness overtakes my indian-ness. So im pasty white with long hair and a pronounced jaw-line. Go sterotypes, Scalping and Nazis
OvrotLivesAgain 09.15.10	Ohh gotcha. Well Giancarlo is cool [2]
Intothepit 09.15.10	I think my next list will be entitled "Survivor: Sputnik." We're going to vote off 1 person off of the Sputnik Island each week
Intothepit 09.15.10	You're right. Okay. New list every 5 minutes.
climactic 09.15.10	Can we vote like ten people a day off instead EDIT: beat me to it lol
OvrotLivesAgain 09.15.10	I want to be on the island. Make me have a manly beard and tye-dye shirt
BradMan 09.15.10	I like the second one...but it might be a bad idea to let us sputnik users name your son...especialy with suggestions like " 'Skullgored The Obliterator of the Weak' Ferrara"
Intothepit 09.15.10	I actually liked Skullgored the Obliterator of the Weak. It's got a nice ring to it, and plus, who's gonna fuck with him at school with that name?
BradMan 09.15.10	The kid named Soulhammer 'the Angel Crusher' Smith.
OvrotLivesAgain 09.15.10	Angel Rapist Ferrara
Intothepit 09.15.10	Skullcrusher Malone
BradMan 09.15.10	^very italian...
Sheeple9000 09.15.10	Dick Armey
Zion 09.15.10	I am laughing my (huge) balls off at this list.
GnarlyShillelagh 09.15.10	Don Corleone
OvrotLivesAgain 09.15.10	An intermediate between life and death, only rising up from his eternal slumber to slay his enemies and lay with hot women Ferrera
InFiction 09.15.10	Call him Dryden.
Obfuscation24 09.15.10	Call him Dryden. [2] Best list ive seen in forever
qwe3 09.15.10	name him rupert. that's an awesome name
qwe3 09.15.10	actually no, name him dominic. that's an even better name
NeutralThunder12 09.15.10	lol pit
Intothepit 09.15.10	this site brings the lulz
BigHans 09.15.10	Bruce. Bruce Ferrara. Manliest name Ive ever heard.
Intothepit 09.15.10	Not really. Every person I know named "Bruce" is gay.
Maniac! 09.15.10	Brandon Aaron Michael Frank BAMF
Emim 09.15.10	Dominic Ferrara = badass Seriously, say it out loud.
Intothepit 09.15.10	I did, except Giancarlo Ferrara sounds like the Head of a Family.
BigHans 09.15.10	Vinnie then. Or Pauly. Come on Pit,you gotta give him a guido name.
BigHans 09.15.10	HEY YO PAULIE, GET OVA HERE
Gmork89 09.15.10	Haha.
Intothepit 09.15.10	Lol, I am. Giancarlo is as guido as it gets!
BigHans 09.15.10	what would you call him for short? GIO?
robertsona 09.15.10	i get really mad at the internet ferrara
TRMshadow 09.15.10	I'm looking forward to the kid who gets CITY from day one
Intothepit 09.15.10	Too many initial, robertsona. Yeah, or Gianni.
Maniac! 09.15.10	Pfft. I still like BAMF
BigHans 09.15.10	I got it. Ace. ACE Ferrara
Gmork89 09.15.10	He's going to have a natural skullet by age 2.
Intothepit 09.15.10	Nah, he'll have a mohawk. I'm one of those trendy parents who still thinks mohawks are cool
Apollo 09.15.10	Giancarlo Vincenzo Ferrara is pretty badass Nick, that get's my vote. I like this Sputnik: Survivor list idea. Do it up.
Intothepit 09.15.10	I tried, Apollo. It was deleted immediately.
Apollo 09.15.10	ah dammit...you probably gotta disguise it as a music list somehow remember when this site used to be fun?
Intothepit 09.15.10	I thought I did.
Emim 09.15.10	Name him Antonio, Antonio Ferrara I like this Sputnik: Survivor list idea. Do it up. [2]
Apollo 09.15.10	I'ma try it
Intothepit 09.15.10	You need to give me credit, Apollo. If not, I'll sue you for copyright infringement.
BigHans 09.15.10	but seriously, out of the three names youve chosen, I would go with James. Its a bad ass name. Its my Dads name. And my middle name.
Apollo 09.15.10	check out my new list gaiz, and vote...it is well disguised...okay maybe not but I tried. all credit goes to his Pitness, Mr. Ferrara
BallsToTheWall 09.15.10	Name your son Anne. That's not gonna cause any problems in school. At least it cooler than Giancarlo though.
Intothepit 09.15.10	I was thinking more along the lines of Shirly, Balls.
BigHans 09.15.10	when my ex wife was pregnant with our daughter, before we knew the sex, if it was a boy she wanted to name him either Collin or Ethan. I asked her if she wanted the kid to be automatically gay through name osmosis
BallsToTheWall 09.15.10	Betsy Ferrara.
BigHans 09.15.10	Balls whats your first name.
BallsToTheWall 09.15.10	Wylie. Yours?
BigHans 09.15.10	haha, right. My name translates to "strong" in the Biblical meaning. Andrew.
BallsToTheWall 09.15.10	My middle name is Adolph. Wylie Adolph McCloskey.
Intothepit 09.15.10	I'm gonna make my girl put City on her Ipod and hold the headphones up the her stomach. Either the kid will come out really intelligent or completely insane.
BigHans 09.15.10	studies have shown that music can have effect on a fetus. Think about that before laying some crazy ass Hevy Devy on the poor kid. That said, City rules hard.
WhiteWallStargazers 09.15.10	"Wylie Adolph McCloskey" That's a legit name . . your like a irish drinking nazi or something
BallsToTheWall 09.15.10	I love Swedish names, it has nothing to do with swedish metal or vikings, really, i'm definitely gonna name my kids with a Scandinavian name if I do end up having kids. Nothing generic like Steve, Bill, Amanda, or any of that douchebaggery.
Intothepit 09.15.10	Well, I'm thinking of legally changing my name to Heinz Skitvelget, trainer of zee dolphins.
BigHans 09.15.10	Bill is a badass name.
BallsToTheWall 09.15.10	In forethought I agree. Actually definitely gonna name my first born Damien Omen style.
Intothepit 09.15.10	Why the fuck can I not hail a taxi? arm out like a Nazi - every cunt's driving past where the fuck is everyone? I can't see anyone. I can't see anything! the hardest part of today is a hangover empty bottles and empty promises I got every person I need and it's gonna be one hell of a messy night! I can't remember last night. I can't remember anything! "Party til you pass out, drink til' you're dead. Dance all night til you can't feel your legs" We are done with giving a fuck
BeardedIdiot 09.15.10	Congrats, Pit! "I'm gonna make my girl put City on her Ipod and hold the headphones up the her stomach." I think your kid will be born with a full-on skullet that way... Which isn't exactly a bad thing
H61 09.15.10	Dilbert
porch 09.15.10	congrats can't think of a name
Intothepit 09.15.10	Awww, you're more clever than that, Porch.
porch 09.15.10	In on the Kill Taker Ferrara
MUNGOLOID 09.15.10	Duke.
Foxhound 09.15.10	Name him.... Foxhound
BigHans 09.15.10	Duke Ferrara. Now thats a BADASS name.
Intothepit 09.15.10	That might be his nickname, especially if he comes out of the womb with a football helmet on, like I'm hoping.
8bit 09.15.10	dryden jr. [2]
igloodude 09.15.10	Magnus always works.
Zip 09.15.10	Giancarlo.
Motiv3 09.15.10	dryden jr [3]. This list is so lolworthy.
random 09.15.10	You should name your son Tad.
Inveigh 09.15.10	um, this is super-easy. Tyrone Ferrara. done.
Inveigh 09.15.10	or you could be a patriot and name him Osama Bin-Ferrara
SteelErectedb4you8er 09.15.10	Giancario is a pretty rad Italian name.
DGblackz 09.15.10	Frying pan. That's a beautiful name.
Torii 09.16.10	lol at list
Hyperion1001 09.16.10	I like Giancarlo, that's a badass name, you son will be a huge pimp if you name him that.
AnotherBrick 09.16.10	Fernando
Nikkolae 09.16.10	lol brick my names are nicholas fernando lol but yeah i vote for nicholas
unclereich 12.16.19	kylo renn
Sinternet 12.16.19	hobo johnson
unclereich 12.16.19	klinefelter after his dad