UnderDaIce: Girls Are Confusing

Deviant. 08.31.10	Probably thinks you have a hot mate, don't get too excited there buddy
Decapod 08.31.10	Hang in there man, sounds like she may have had an epiphany, and realized she may have feelings for you :o)
Winsomniac 08.31.10	I'm the hot mate. ;) But in all seriousness, women are horribly confusing. I'm playing mind-games with a girl I currently have feelings for too. Hang in there, buddy.
climactic 08.31.10	Ugh, girls
Winsomniac 08.31.10	Ladies and gentlemen, Josh D. on women.
UnnamedOcean 08.31.10	Girls are fascinating and strange creatures
JWT155 08.31.10	I say play hard to get, make her want you. Too many times to guys chase to no avail, seems like she's already hinting at that so that's the approach I'd take. One of the hardest lessons I've had to learn for dating, being usually a nice guy, is that you have to be an asshole sometimes. Nice guys finish last is my life motto.
UnnamedOcean 08.31.10	Just tie her up, blindfold her and get some. Trust me, it works every time.
Winsomniac 08.31.10	16play. Talkin' about talkin' about doin' it.
Banion 08.31.10	Josh D, you should write a book
Dryden 08.31.10	you pay too much attention to them if you think theyre confusing just focas on thier holes fuck it then ask for some beer money then ditch her
JWT155 08.31.10	Yea, you should "right" a book... lol have Banion be your editor.
somberlain 08.31.10	@ Banion nice edit
taroo 08.31.10	huh... how can I explain this to you?... uh... blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
climactic 08.31.10	Personally I think the book should be co-written by Dryden
Banion 08.31.10	Damn I was hoping I got it quick enough, I noticed as soon as I commented.
UnnamedOcean 08.31.10	I think that would be on a Barnes and Noble best-seller list.
Banion 08.31.10	And I did use it.
somberlain 08.31.10	haha! yea
theacademy 08.31.10	wow i was so sure i'd be screen capping dryden but Josh D. takes this one...
somberlain 08.31.10	Josh and Dryden should co-write this book
UnnamedOcean 08.31.10	With a foreword written by various sputnik members
pmmets07 08.31.10	I like almost everything on this list. And girls are retarded. They all think they're better than everybody.
Sheeple9000 08.31.10	Maybe it's like in the movie Kick ASS... She thinks you're gay.
Satellite 08.31.10	I'd buy that book.
UnnamedOcean 08.31.10	Or she could be a lesbian
JWT155 08.31.10	Can I buy the rights to the book and make it into a Blockbuster movie?
Satellite 08.31.10	*writes
Winsomniac 08.31.10	I'd write the 'for dummies' version of that book. Except 'for exceptionally intelligent and pretentious individuals'.
UnnamedOcean 08.31.10	Or you can just greet her with your penis in your hand, and she will know what's up.
pmmets07 08.31.10	Josh D, that was fucking funny.
taroo 08.31.10	Josh is so stupid
ArizonaBay97 08.31.10	'If she didn't think the ice breaker was funny in the beginning, punch her in the head and get the fuck out.' All you need to know.
witchxrapist 08.31.10	Stop being a bitch?
Satellite 08.31.10	"show her your cock and tell her she isn't going anywhere." - Dryden (8-19-10)
taroo 08.31.10	facepalm
Winsomniac 08.31.10	and she will know what's up. I see what you did there.
somberlain 08.31.10	"get a boob poke in there to show her you mean business" that's awesome!
sniper 08.31.10	Are you sure she wasn't into you before?
Deviant. 08.31.10	$5 says i'm right
wittwright 08.31.10	"I'm hot, you're hot, lets make love right now!" that should break the ice (If it doesn't work follow Josh D.'s advice)
kangaroopoo 08.31.10	pull down your pants and say you love me
Sowing 08.31.10	same thing happened to me and she just wanted attention, not me. don't get your hopes up, and if anything, take JWT's advice and don't chase her.
MUNGOLOID 08.31.10	dude just whip it out for 15 seconds and if she doesn't do anything, put it back in and act like nothing ever happened.
porch 08.31.10	when did sputnik become yahoo answers
Piglet 08.31.10	Girls are very impatient, so the more time you take the less of a chance you will have. Man up, make the first move and make sure it isn't irrational.
STOP SHOUTING! 08.31.10	she's just trying to make her boyfriend jealous. or maybe she fancies your brother/dad/cousin. but hang in there buddy.
UnderDaIce 08.31.10	Thanks for the feedback everyone (well some of you anyway). I'm supposed to hang out with her this weekend so we'll see how it goes. Keeping my fingers crossed
random 08.31.10	Can I please co-author this book with Josh D. and Dryden?
Prolapse 08.31.10	fuck her, don't make her your girlfriend or something stupid like that
Intothepit 08.31.10	Okay, so when a boy gets excited, his penis gets hard. It's called an "erection." Then, you'll notice that the girl's hoo-hoo, or vagina, has gotten all wet. That's when you know it's okay to stick your ding-dong into the girl's vajayjay. Does that clear up your confusion?
ShadowRemains 08.31.10	lmao
Intothepit 08.31.10	I do that every night, andcas.
Intothepit 08.31.10	I'm going to stick my big ol' ding-dong in your hoo-hoo! Then my wee wee is going to blast vanilla ice cream all over your hoo-hoo's walls!
Apollo 08.31.10	dont be puttin the pussy on a pedestal pusseliath I lol'd
Maniac! 08.31.10	Nick, you're making sputnik horny
Winsomniac 08.31.10	Nick, you're making sputnik horny. I guess it cums with the territory?
Intothepit 08.31.10	Twat did you say? I cunt hear you. I have an ear infucktion. Let me finger it out
BigHans 08.31.10	Never chase a woman. Pretend you dont give a shit and hit on another woman right in front of her. She'll want you then.
Apollo 08.31.10	andcas nailed it on the head [pun intended]
Gmork89 08.31.10	Forget she exists, that is your best bet.
Dehumanized1 09.01.10	I wish I had you guys for advice back in high school
Dehumanized1 09.01.10	it was a joke andcas but I kinda set myself up for that one haha
JAV 09.01.10	50 no's and a yes means yes.
Dryden 09.01.10	who cares about the no's just force it
STOP SHOUTING! 09.01.10	don't listen to them. tell her u need her. tell her u think of her every minute of every hour of every day. tell her u've been making lists about her on sputnik. should do the trick.
8bit 09.01.10	lol don't do that.
Terrifyer 09.01.10	dont listen to anyones advice on sputnik because most users are gay anyway. except Dryden he knows the ropes
STOP SHOUTING! 09.01.10	just trying to help here and pass on the benefit of my massive experience in this field. tell her u can't live without her. tell her u're desperate. if she's still not interested, ask her if she has a mate who might be up for it.
UnderDaIce 09.01.10	Fuck my life
sniper 09.01.10	What happened
sniper 09.01.10	Advice was flawless. Unless he actually punched her in the head in which case maybe not.
Sowing 09.01.10	what happened
Intothepit 09.01.10	That's how I got my married. We each sucker punched each other and said "I do!"
BallsToTheWall 09.01.10	DE-NIED?
8bit 09.01.10	What happened?
ShadowRemains 09.01.10	"just trying to help here and pass on the benefit of my massive experience in this field. tell her u can't live without her. tell her u're desperate. if she's still not interested, ask her if she has a mate who might be up for it." ...clearly has no experience in this field whatsoever.
Intothepit 09.01.10	Donkey punch the bitch and she's yours
BallsToTheWall 09.01.10	strawberry milkshake
Winsomniac 09.01.10	lol, THIS thread... Also: tell her u've been making lists about her on sputnik. should do the trick. lol'd.
Intothepit 09.01.10	It's "strawberry shortcake" Balls. Either that or a Hot Carl.
BigHans 09.01.10	Women are nothing but a massive fucking hassle.
Intothepit 09.01.10	BigHans is just upset. He's tired of a lack of pussy.
BigHans 09.01.10	No, I am tired of constant fucking nagging and the ball of crisis/drama that every woman Ive ever been with decides they are going to write a textbook on.
Intothepit 09.01.10	Ever think the problems isn't them, it's you?
BigHans 09.01.10	Im not going to take that bait. I'm having a reprehensibly shitty day. Out.
Intothepit 09.01.10	Good for you. Way to make people feel bad for ya, Hans!
Intothepit 09.01.10	Come on what? Where we going?
Intothepit 09.01.10	That's not a place, silly.
Counterfeit 09.01.10	This is a good time to make you marriage list hans.
UnderDaIce 09.01.10	Nothing happened I just think way too much. I just want it to be Saturday already
STOP SHOUTING! 09.01.10	write a poem about her, it will b romantic. write about the smell of her hair, about the curve of her breasts, how u want to swim in the pools of her eyes and how u want to shag the bejesus out of her. and give it to her on saturday (the poem that is). i could rite it 4 u if u want? let me know.
SeaAnemone 09.01.10	girls really aren't confusing some guys are just bad at girls I'm late. I know.
Sowing 09.01.10	and some girls are just really confusing, tbqh (not all though, i partially agree with where you are coming from sea)
ShadowRemains 09.01.10	"it will b romantic. write about the smell of her hair, about the curve of her breasts, how u want to swim in the pools of her eyes and how u want to shag the bejesus out of her." we have a stalker
Counterfeit 09.01.10	GIRLS to do the dishes GIRLS to clean up my room
UnderDaIce 09.01.10	I'm not bad with girls, this girl is just crazy or weird or something, but I can't get my mind off her >.
jesusjuice1179 09.01.10	lol counterfeit you beat me to it
UnnamedOcean 09.01.10	Oh I've seen that before. One chick I liked a looong time back...it was bloody impossible to just have a conversation with her. I guess both of us just made things super awkward.
Winsomniac 09.01.10	If it makes you feel any better, Ice, I just basically found out the girl I've been trying to talk to is probably seeing another guy. FUCK WOMEN
Countess 09.01.10	"Girls Are Confusing" ??? guys are just too stupid or too lazy or both to figure it out
Jesuslaves 09.01.10	Google 'David DeAngelo' and subscribe to his e-mail newsletters. All your girl problems will be solved.
Sowing 09.01.10	we shouldn't have to figure you out. if girls didn't turn so many things into a game, guys wouldn't seem so stupid with that said, there are also tons of girls that are straight forward and tons of guys that are still, just plain stupid. just saying it can go both ways.
theacademy 09.01.10	why do guys have to figure it out why not just make it easier for the good of the species
Jesuslaves 09.01.10	Any girl that's straight forward with you either doesn't want you or looks like Gilbert Gottfried.
Fugue 09.01.10	@academy: Because that's called rape and is frowned upon in most societies.
UnderDaIce 09.01.10	@Winsomniac story of my life man! rape doesn't seem too bad...
Countess 09.02.10	"we shouldn't have to figure you out. if girls didn't turn so many things into a game, guys wouldn't seem so stupid" well most guys ARE stupid and if you can't be bothered to figure a girl out, I doubt you'll make much of an effort to do ANYTHING
Fugue 09.02.10	Most girls are asking for it tbh, what with the short skirts and tight tank tops, what do they think we're gonna do look at them?
Countess 09.02.10	skirt with leg warmers is so tacky
Countess 09.02.10	btw Josh have you tried your own advice? how did it go?
Counterfeit 09.02.10	Most girls are ignorant. Fact.
taroo 09.02.10	"Girls have a brain one third the size of ours. It's science" and Josh's brain is one fifth the size of mine.
Countess 09.02.10	"I don't try my own advice. I hear doing so is a bad idea." lol especially if it's YOUR advice Josh
Jesuslaves 09.02.10	Josh wins this thread.
Counterfeit 09.02.10	^ That's like the 3rd time.
jesusjuice1179 09.02.10	lulz gurlz
Countess 09.02.10	"lulz gurlz" that's what 16 yr-old virgins say
Counterfeit 09.02.10	"well most guys ARE stupid " that's what 22 year old bitches say. wait, why am i defending jesusjuice?
jesusjuice1179 09.02.10	no one need defend my stupidity feit
Jesuslaves 09.02.10	a girl is trolling teenage guys on a music site. this is new.
Jesuslaves 09.02.10	'Grandfather, can't we resolve this conflict without anger?' HAHA
Countess 09.02.10	"no one need defend my stupidity feit" hey you're not as stupid as I thought you were
Counterfeit 09.02.10	I don't get trolled Jesus, cept for that one time, and then that other time too.
jesusjuice1179 09.02.10	why can't we just get along
STOP SHOUTING! 09.02.10	so i' thinkin you're not really diggin my advice, but that's cool. u got to do your own thing. but only 2 days to go for the big date so here's another tip and this def works. buy a kitten, run it over. turn up late for your date with tears runnin down your face. tell her u found some kids torturing a kitten and u had to hold its paw until the ambulance came. she'll think you're tough and yet caring at the same time. u'll be in her pants no prob. let me know how it goes.
UnderDaIce 09.02.10	So yesterday she invited me to go to the beach to watch the sunrise! It seemed too good to be true but it's going down. Then I'm seeing Bane/Trapped Under Ice/Cruel Hand later that night. Pretty much a perfect day
DinoX 09.02.10	Mystery says listen to Josh D.
Intothepit 09.02.10	You haven't put your ding-dong in her hoo-hoo yet? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?!
Maniac! 09.02.10	dont forget to pee when you do
Jesuslaves 09.02.10	lmao 'hoo-hoo'
DinoX 09.02.10	Remember even if you fail you listen to mewithoutyou, emarosa and brand new so clearly you still have your mental health.
Intothepit 09.02.10	Coochie Carnage! Vag Attack! G-Spot Shot! Wham! Bam! Right in the Clam! Dismay in the Vajayjay! Lady Flower Pain Shower! Sore-us Clitoris! Game Ovaries!
Maniac! 09.02.10	"Dismay in the Vajayjay!" best thing I have read all week
igloodude 09.04.10	I'm in basically the same situation. Let me know how it goes, dude.
UnderDaIce 09.04.10	Update: so she's between me and another dude, she was both hitting on us so I fucking hate life right now....
UnderDaIce 09.04.10	I don't have another chick, thank god I'm fucked up right now
UnderDaIce 09.04.10	@chambered because i'm a pussy and can't get over her
wittwright 09.04.10	"Dismay in the Vajayjay best thing i've heard all week [2]
wittwright 09.04.10	Make her need you! turn the tables!
STOP SHOUTING! 09.04.10	have u heard of pheromones? basically u need to stop washing and let those pheromones waft over to her. let me know how that goes.
Countess 09.05.10	"because i'm a pussy and can't get over her" were you ever actually WITH her?
Countess 09.05.10	cool story bro go sooners!
wittwright 09.05.10	needz Moar Big 12 North, go MIZZOU!!
maidenpmcc 09.05.10	Couldn't help but read this list. This is the best advice in the world - http://www.doubleyourdating.com/m/ppc/index_ns2.asp?s=54071&gclid=CIG07JCd76MCFVFd4wod9Hfy3g I won't say anymore, it's up to if you wanna change your life. That's it.
UnderDaIce 09.07.10	I'm over it, there's nothing I can do. Gonna give up while I can
merriweather 09.07.10	"List is stuff that makes me think about her" she's scene?
combustion07 09.07.10	I tend to only like chicks that are taken....this tends to be a problem.
BigHans 09.07.10	Gonna give up while I can ^ good idea, you dont need a chick who games on multiple dudes at once.
maidenpmcc 09.07.10	'I tend to only like chicks that are taken....this tends to be a problem.' So u only like exclusive women, interesting. It can be hard but every now and then, you could actually win one over. I'm guessing u like a challenge also.
combustion07 09.07.10	Indeed. I'm actually working on one right now. Her boyfriend is a dick and she deserves better. I think I actually really like this girl though. Most of the time my relationships end up being very short but I've known and have been friends with this girl for quite awhile.
abinge 09.07.10	Read David Shade's Manual, don't directly tell her about the things that you learn it in, but drop little hints of what you learn how to do. Probably the best book that you can read.
UnderDaIce 09.07.10	Yea me and this girl would be perfect for each other, but it's way too much work and stress and I like her way more than she likes me. Even though she was making moves on me, it's not worth it
sniper 09.07.10	LET THIS THREAD FUCKING DIE
Desolator 09.09.10	no-scoped BIATCH!!!