tinkrbel
08.30.10 | post YOUR fav progmaster comments
if you can't think of any just look in your shoutbox ;) |
theacademy
08.30.10 | progmaster really does all the work himself i'm just a conduit. |
Tulannical
08.30.10 | might as well be called progmaster.tumblr.com |
tinkrbel
08.30.10 | i know academy you're like a photographer that just captures these great moments |
couldwinarabbit
08.30.10 | best list ever. I'm still laughing at the 5 new shout box messages one. |
bloc
08.30.10 | I like the blog too although I can never understand some of the posts, haha |
couldwinarabbit
08.30.10 | prog sent 5 in row cause they can only be so long
but
I just got progmastered!!!!! I have no idea what he is talking about either. |
tinkrbel
08.30.10 | c'mon Josh that's what progmaster does, rape shoutboxes
maybe if you had one you would know |
tiesthatbind
08.30.10 | Awesome list. I lol'd hard at 2. |
theacademy
08.30.10 | josh D. look here
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=34784&page=9#comments |
Ire
08.30.10 | progmaster has his own section on my blog
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tinkrbel
08.30.10 | how is that not on the blog acad? |
TheSpirit
08.30.10 | seriously, i'm rrealy baked right now and this is fucking hilarious. |
couldwinarabbit
08.30.10 | I just posted dream theatre is pretentious on his page...enjoy folks |
Sowing
08.30.10 | this is fucking hilarious still reading it |
tinkrbel
08.30.10 | from Deviant's shoutbox:
NeutralThunder12 well asshole, Radiohead revolutionized the concept of mixing electronic experimentation with hard rock. The shift from The Bends to OK Computer was like a transition from straight up radio/alt rock to experimental music, and after Computer, electronica and other types of music were mixed in with the rock sound frequently. I do not like them, but respect them for being pioneers and fantastic musicians. Goodnight moron |
Dryden
08.30.10 | thats a good site |
TheSpirit
08.30.10 | i fucking love MoarOpeth, i have it bookmarked in my main bar. check it every damn day |
bloc
08.30.10 | All I read is "well asshole" and "goodnight moron" and I just feel better. |
UnnamedOcean
08.30.10 | Lol Radiohead hard rock |
Comatorium.
08.30.10 | show her your cock and say she isnt going anywhere. |
tiesthatbind
08.30.10 | His exchanges with BigHans are the best. |
tinkrbel
08.30.10 | "All I read is "well asshole" and "goodnight moron" and I just feel better"
all you need really, perfect intro and outro. what's said in between becomes irrelevant |
AnotherBrick
08.30.10 | man he hasnt raped my box in about a week. |
Yazz_Flute
08.30.10 | oh man I laughed at 1 for a good couple of minutes |
theacademy
08.30.10 | http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/yes-a-mastodon-guitar-solo
we got rejected, guys :( |
bloc
08.30.10 | "all you need really, perfect intro and outro. what's said in between becomes irrelevant"
Couldn't have said it better. |
NeutralThunder12
08.30.10 | i love how you guys take me seriously....all in good fun and Brick ill rape your shoutbox in a minute hold on |
couldwinarabbit
08.30.10 | I enjoy how the mods don't delete this. I'm about to get raped hard. |
Dryden
08.30.10 | show her your cock and say she isnt going anywhere. |
tinkrbel
08.30.10 | "the responses, at first meant at the expense of the progmaster, later became a site-wide mockery of the elitist musical outlook that renders so many of the users socially inept"
that needs to be in the blog acad |
NeutralThunder12
08.30.10 | "needs less unfunny"- i thought this was funny, and I checked out the blog, very good stuff, I'll be sure to say more stupid things and attempt to contribute even more |
theacademy
08.30.10 | dudes, dudes i have a huge folder of pool'd screen caps i just dont post all of them on the same topic at the same time... |
couldwinarabbit
08.30.10 | you aren't tricking anyone saying you are cool with this. |
bungy
08.30.10 | yes a bunny stream of conch |
NeutralThunder12
08.30.10 | when did you start this mini-blog? this is the first I've seen of it |
tinkrbel
08.30.10 | fair enough acad but make sure that makes it on there, it's priceless
"YES A MASTODON GUITAR SOLO originated in a poorly-written track-by-track review of sludge metal outfit Mastodon’s critically lauded 2006 LP, Blood Mountain. The user review, submitted by “Progmaster85” was overwhelmingly negged, both for its poorly constructed grammatical structure, as well as for its over-emphasis and misunderstanding of ‘prog.’ "
so progmaster doesn't have an understanding of 'prog'? lol! |
NeutralThunder12
08.30.10 | "you aren't tricking anyone saying you are cool with this"
I actually think it's hilarious and very well done.....the blog from academy I mean |
Ire
08.30.10 | moaropeth is my fav blog now. |
theacademy
08.30.10 | he's been a good sport about the whole thing. i mean, we are who we are. what can he do besides laugh along with us? |
Satellite
08.30.10 | prog you should just start a new account and try to dissociate yourself from your lolcow stigma. |
Satellite
08.30.10 | syn where is this blog of yrs? |
theacademy
08.30.10 | HOTWIRE A UTERUS!!! |
NeutralThunder12
08.30.10 | i like being made fun of I make stupid comments because it's the only way blogging is fun, there's no fun liking making fun of Jacob Bannon |
Intothepit
08.30.10 | You're an idiot.
This has to be the funniest thing I've ever seen. |
tinkrbel
08.30.10 | hey sup 'pit? |
Satellite
08.30.10 | "i like being made fun of I make stupid comments because it's the only way blogging is fun, there's no fun liking making fun of Jacob Bannon"
Somebody translate plz. |
Ire
08.30.10 | this one?
webetterlearntohotwireauterus.blogspot.com/ |
Intothepit
08.30.10 | Sup Tink? How's Peter? |
UnnamedOcean
08.30.10 | Translation: I enjoy being an idiot. |
NeutralThunder12
08.30.10 | ok here I'll help you out: when I'm not being an asshole, I'm really boring in 'real life'. Being an asshole is fun. I like making stupid comments- its simply my style of humor. If people were actually pissed and didn't laugh at me, I would be the old, boring, serious kid that I truly am. And thats just no fun. |
tinkrbel
08.30.10 | "Somebody translate plz"
have him say it again, in asshole language lol!
|
NeutralThunder12
08.30.10 | Translation: I enjoy being an idiot.
finally this random kid gets it |
Satellite
08.30.10 | so much quoteunquote on that blog. +1. |
Intothepit
08.30.10 | How can you enjoy being an idiot? |
Satellite
08.30.10 | http://images.amazon.com/images/P/030723763X.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg |
tinkrbel
08.30.10 | "How can you enjoy being an idiot?"
oh 'pit you just don't get it, he PRETENDS to be an idiot for our amusement and to see ppl's reactions |
Intothepit
08.30.10 | No, that doesn't work. I've tried that already. |
Comatorium.
08.30.10 | lol prog trying to act like he was just funnin' round all dem times. |
UnnamedOcean
08.30.10 | You're doing it wrong! |
Ire
08.30.10 | comatorium is here
why? |
NeutralThunder12
08.30.10 | lol prog trying to act like he was just funnin' round all dem times.
its the internet; its where I come to be a dick, but I'm done with it now. |
Intothepit
08.30.10 | lol |
Intothepit
08.30.10 | Why didn't your parents abort you? |
UnnamedOcean
08.30.10 | They must have been pro-life. |
tinkrbel
08.30.10 | "ts the internet; its where I come to be a dick, but I'm done with it now."
come back soon ;) |
Comatorium.
08.30.10 | NeutralThunder12 lol omfg. You have Enter Shikari and Bring me the horizon on your top 10 last.fm list. omfg.
May 28 03:45 PM • Remove
NeutralThunder12 that album blows
May 28 03:44 PM • Remove
NeutralThunder12 dude, shut the **** up. We all know that you are a moron. Give up.
May 28 01:49 PM • Remove
NeutralThunder12 haha omfg The Number Twelve Looks Like Poo is horrendous.
May 28 12:09 PM • Remove
NeutralThunder12 lol dude, you are an absolute idiot. Im sorry. Especially most of your ratings.
May 28 12:08 PM • Remove |
Satellite
08.30.10 | Why not just be yourself prog? Do you not feel adequate? Is something missing? |
NeutralThunder12
08.30.10 | see above all comments that were made in the mindset of being a dick..... but I'm done with it now, I see that it's not even funny to me any more. I came here as a troll and someone who wanted to learn more about music, which is a combination that really doesn't work..... I'm done trolling and being rude to people, it's lost the touch that it has when joking around in real life |
Intothepit
08.30.10 | No, you're just tired of being called out for it.
Be a man, pussy.
|
tinkrbel
08.30.10 | "The Number Twelve Looks Like Poo"
thx for that Comatorium. |
Intothepit
08.30.10 | ^Still wishes he had a vagina |
NeutralThunder12
08.30.10 | No, wrong. I wanted to be called out for my comments, thats the point of being a troll..... I love blog trolling, I've been doing it since I was 11, because again, in real life I'm a pretty respectful person but the internet is a place where you can do what you want......I'm done with commenting on this list now, I'll let my actions speak louder than my words in the future....... I came here eager to learn more about music, and that I did, but at the same time I was still the internet troll I've always been......so, because I love this site so much and I'm so passionate about music, I'm going to stick to just the music and stop trolling on this site. Goodnight. |
Parallels
08.30.10 | lol neutralthunder apologizing |
Intothepit
08.30.10 | Translation:
Bla bla bla bla bla I'm a faggot bla bla bla bla bla |
Poet
08.30.10 | The fact that nothing from this review/subsequent thread http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/32443/Gunther-Pleasureman/ is on the blog is a fail. |
tinkrbel
08.30.10 | @ prog:
well asshole, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah goodnight moron
how did i do?
|
UnnamedOcean
08.30.10 | I think someone's feelings were hurt. (not at tinkrbel) |
Satellite
08.30.10 | * feewings |
taroo
08.30.10 | I think Thunder needs a hug! |
Intothepit
08.30.10 | He told me in my shoutbox I was Mexican a lil earlier.
How can I be Mexican? I don't shit guacamole! |
UnnamedOcean
08.30.10 | Dammit taroo you beat me to it!
Lol at intothepit |
Dryden
08.30.10 | lmao |
tinkrbel
08.30.10 | btw proggy is a racist check out the exchange he had with 'pit |
Satellite
08.30.10 | "No....no you are in no way italian....you seem like more of a mexican right now"
- Progmaster (August 30, 2010)
"Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency?"
- Joseph Welch (June 9, 1954) |
Intothepit
08.30.10 | The only thing that can kill Chuck Norris is a Mastodon guitar solo. |
tinkrbel
08.30.10 | Satellite: notorious shoutbox lurker |
ThePalestMexican
08.30.10 | YESSSSSSS!!!
Finally recognized =D
SUPER MEGA Boner in me |
Urinetrouble
08.30.10 | follwoing this blog |
tinkrbel
08.30.10 | "great blog is great. will be following daily"
everyone should
lol @ palest! |
Motiv3
09.29.10 | LOL i didnt realise the wiki page was once edited to have 'the lonely death of Robert Hollier' in it hahahaha. |
Motiv3
09.29.10 | just went through the entire blog, haha its great, i love it. |
Terrifyer
09.29.10 | i hate how all my awesome entries are tagged with my different user names :( |
Jesuslaves
09.29.10 | holy jesus this is gold |
illmitch
09.29.10 | this is pretty sweet i like it best thing to come out of review site in like 20 years |
illmitch
09.29.10 | so far my first appearance is one time i was hungover and trolled the pit and got banned and told them to ban bulldog to make me feel better |
Terrifyer
09.29.10 | unrelated but
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wusGIl3v044&feature=player_embedded |
Jesuslaves
09.29.10 | i love how 2/3 of the tags are progmaster |
Emim
09.29.10 | I had Enotron quote one of mine to me. My life is complete. |
illmitch
09.29.10 | guess ill ahve 2 start postin on here more to get on that site! haha :) |
Jesuslaves
09.29.10 | http://moaropeth.tumblr.com/photo/1280/1034719584/1/tumblr_l7y4obNObY1qd37u4
holy shit i can't stop laughing |
illmitch
09.29.10 | lol i actually chuckled at that one |
Enotron
09.29.10 | i've always wanted to comment there |
Terrifyer
09.29.10 | http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6xuljPP461qd37u4o1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1285880340&Signature=J5vNqvJn37FdY%2B1hl4BcI9h2KQA%3D |
jingledeath
09.29.10 | so awesome |
DiceMan
09.29.10 | The earlier ones are sooo fucking hilarious. |
Emim
09.29.10 | http://moaropeth.tumblr.com/post/1054500590/uhhh
One of the best. |
tinkrbel
09.30.10 | surprised that some ppl still don't know about this
it's a great blog, just needs moaropeth |
Jebull
09.30.10 | Lol this rules.. |
Jebull
09.30.10 | LOL chocolate is SO a gov't conspiracy |
Jebull
09.30.10 | http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_l70quhJRcT1qd37u4o1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1285913084&Signature=A5%2BvFNQFJal58k/MET8MVxTmKec%3D
..hahahaha |
Emim
09.30.10 | When I found this a few weeks ago, I went through every post in sequence. Lots of nostalgia. |
