Intothepit
08.25.10 | I hope this is good enough. |
SeaAnemone
08.25.10 | you're not very good at things dude. except music I guess. oh well. |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | That's okay. I accept your opinion, and don't think any less of you for it. |
BigHans
08.25.10 | omg I went home and cried when you called me that, for real! |
Apollo
08.25.10 | yay he's back
all is forgiven ;) |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | I feel reinvigorated, like I have a new lease on life! |
BigHans
08.25.10 | Nick, honestly, Inveigh and I were accusing each other of being EuphoricDysphoria81 last week. Was it you? |
Inveigh
08.25.10 | I wanna know what these 'deceptions' were before I offer any forgiveness! |
EdwinTrollworth
08.25.10 | You have brought the wrath of SeaAnemone upon you |
SeaAnemone
08.25.10 | ... cue ensuing circlejerk between the same 5 or 6 users that do it with each other every day |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | No, that is not me. Lavidaloca and BroughtSexyBack were, as well as Lord Helmet. That's really about it. |
Inveigh
08.25.10 | aw, I sensed some genuine jealousy in that comment Sea |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | "... cue ensuing circlejerk between the same 5 or 6 users that do it with each other every day"
Wouldn't you want to be apart of that, though, Sea? You could be the pivot man! |
SeaAnemone
08.25.10 | guys, how did you not realize that Euphoric is a real user? it's kinda obvious he's not a troll. |
BigHans
08.25.10 | HardSputDick, MessyPants, GorillasInthePiss, GorillasInTheJizz |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | Yeah Hans, but I already claimed those. |
BigHans
08.25.10 | cue ensuing circlejerk between the same 5 or 6 users that do it with each other every day
^ you mean like you do with EVed and Rudy? |
Inveigh
08.25.10 | "guys, how did you not realize that Euphoric is a real user? it's kinda obvious he's not a troll."
except when he posted in my shoutbox about all his other alts that have been banned. and then told me that he was an alt, and somehow knows about every user on Sputnik despite just joining like two weeks ago. |
BigHans
08.25.10 | Euphoric = SeaAnemone! |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | Enough about Euphoric. He/She has nothing to do with me. Let's get back to the days when we used to discuss music, movies, mothers, fat chicks, and mixed martial art paintballing. |
ConsiderPhlebas
08.25.10 | Shouldn't you be stapling your lips to Adam's balls, Sea? It's about that time surely. |
SeaAnemone
08.25.10 | ok inveigh you're probably right then lol
idk he seemed real genuine though, and he wrote reviews for christ's sake
oh well, it was elaborate, troll or not... actually nvm he's still here idk |
BigHans
08.25.10 | Nick, I did find your trolling humorous for the most part, with the exception of that rant about maidenpmcc killing himself yesterday, tbh. |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | Hans, if he wasn't such a tool I wouldn't have said any of that. But he's a tool. I don't want the guy to kill himself! I just wanted him to shut the fuck up or cry. If it was both, then that would be a complete win. |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | I thought we were, ThirtySix! I'm planning on going back to "being cool," as you can see with the username. |
ConsiderPhlebas
08.25.10 | Is there any proof this is actually Pit? Just sayin'. |
BigHans
08.25.10 | Its definitely Pit. |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | What kind of proof would you like, Jewel? Thumb print? Dental records? Sexual history? |
BigHans
08.25.10 | Hans, if he wasn't such a tool I wouldn't have said any of that.
^ Yeah he is a giant tool. Anyway, welcome back "good" Nick |
AggravatedYeti
08.25.10 | ilu
|
Inveigh
08.25.10 | I still want to know how you deceived me... unless you are Euphoric then I'm not sure what you're talking about |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | Wuts up Yeti? You ate any innocent cheerleaders on the slopes lately? |
ConsiderPhlebas
08.25.10 | Sexual history will do. Have it on my desk by nine. |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | I was talking about the LaVidaLoca bullshit. Calm down, Blake. It's only a game..... |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | Can we make it 10, Jewel? I have an appointment with Maniac!'s mom at 9. |
Inveigh
08.25.10 | SPUTNIK IS NOT A GAME |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | It's serious business. |
SeaAnemone
08.25.10 | I hate to sound like some elitist asshole because I'm certainly not that warranted to say so considering my relatively recent join date, but seriously...
when are charles, boognish, rasputin, chan, eliminator, etc. coming back? PLLLLEEAAASSEEE? |
AggravatedYeti
08.25.10 | 100% |
ConsiderPhlebas
08.25.10 | No later than 10 - bring his mum with you. And I think Inveigh just wants reassurance that your love wasn't a lie. |
Inveigh
08.25.10 | fishowitz posts here all the time lately |
BigHans
08.25.10 | Did you guys know I was tinkrbell? |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | "I hate to sound like some elitist asshole because I'm certainly not that "
Well, you failed at that one, Sea. If you hate this place so much, why do you keep coming back?
Got ya, Jewel. I'll fax over the paperwork beforehand. |
SeaAnemone
08.25.10 | I don't hate this place, pit, obviously I wouldn't be here if I did. |
ConsiderPhlebas
08.25.10 | TMF have replaced those retards, Sea. You're next. |
ConsiderPhlebas
08.25.10 | Is that true Hans? lol |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | Then stop complaining then, dude. If all you're going to do is complain about the users, what's the point? |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | I think we should do a Sputnik Roast..... |
BigHans
08.25.10 | Nah Jewel, it was Somberlain, he confessed last night. |
Winsomniac
08.25.10 | Needs....moar......junz?
8D |
Inveigh
08.25.10 | haha tinkrbel was somberlain |
Winsomniac
08.25.10 | I would love a sputnik roast. Would be pretty fuggin' funny. |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | Really? Well, that didn't turn out the way I thought.... |
ConsiderPhlebas
08.25.10 | ah, don't know him |
BigHans
08.25.10 | tinkrHELL roasted Sputnik pretty good. |
ShoeSoup
08.25.10 | bro i dont care who you were or what you did. your taste in music is of the most pathetic calibre of unjuxtaposed horridity. not even a hint of nonsuck anywhere on this entire list. and what a LOL at 4. |
Enotron
08.25.10 | js chan has been here for a little bit now |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | Shoesoup, I accept your opinion, and I don't think less of you for it. |
Inveigh
08.25.10 | it's too much effort for chan to descend from his throne atop the sputnik universe and comment with the 'un-washed masses' |
Enotron
08.25.10 | pit, i remember when you made that list with an alt who wrote the 5 worst users and put yourself at top and i didn't even get the art of alt accounts at the time so it blew my mind when i found out it was you |
ConsiderPhlebas
08.25.10 | ShoeSoup, the sore dickhole of Sputnik, has arrived. |
BigHans
08.25.10 | Which Alt was that Enotron? |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | Thanks Eno. I take pride in the fact that I had Sputnik in a whirlwind for about 2 hours that day. |
Apollo
08.25.10 | SputRoast.com...lets fucking DO IT |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | I think that was BulletToothTony, Hans. |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | We gotta be careful Apollo. We can't invite PanasonicYouth AND Lisa Lampanelli both. We can only have one fat guy there at a time. |
Enotron
08.25.10 | i don't remember that alt, i was a young lad
list probably was deleted by now |
Maniac!
08.25.10 | now Sputnik will be entertaining again |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | Oh, most definitely, Eno.
What's up Brandon? |
BigHans
08.25.10 | Hmm Im thinking of confessing some alts since theyre all banned. |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | Do it..... |
Maniac!
08.25.10 | Lol Hans. Can I tell one of your alts? ;) |
Inveigh
08.25.10 | well now that you've mentioned it you have to come through Hans |
ConsiderPhlebas
08.25.10 | You been causin some ruckus Hans? |
BigHans
08.25.10 | No Maniac you cant, I want to keep that one. |
BigHans
08.25.10 | Yeah, I started to get bored after awhile. You guys have to promise you wont get butthurt because it was all in good fun. |
ConsiderPhlebas
08.25.10 | Hans was Bitchfork. edit: all's fair in love, war and internet |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | Dude, why would I get butthurt? I insult everyone on here. |
BigHans
08.25.10 | No, not Bitchfork |
Maniac!
08.25.10 | Hans I'll keep yours secret, you do the same for mine |
BigHans
08.25.10 | Yes Brandon Im going to keep yours a secret. The one you know about is harmless anyway. |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | Wait wait guys.... you can't have partial confessions. I've come out with all of my alts to secure my "friendships" with you, and now you're going to leave me in the dark? That's fucked up. |
BigHans
08.25.10 | Ok Nick. I was tinkrHELL. |
Counterfeit
08.25.10 | trollpit ruled too, js.
|
BigHans
08.25.10 | and BiasedLightning |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | Figured..... |
ConsiderPhlebas
08.25.10 | Don't think I saw that one. |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | Trollpit? Who was that? |
ConsiderPhlebas
08.25.10 | BiasedLightning?? haha |
BigHans
08.25.10 | Jewel, it was a roast list of about 16 people that got deleted almost immediately because butthurt Brandon reported it. |
BigHans
08.25.10 | Yeah, NeutralThunder has always raped my shoutbox, and I find it amusing, but he went especially nuts one day so the next day I decided to troll the shit out of him. |
Maniac!
08.25.10 | I told Blake I thought you were biasedlightning lol |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | That thought was in the back of my mind, man. |
Inveigh
08.25.10 | I THINK YOU'RE ALL ALTS |
BigHans
08.25.10 | Yeah Im surprised nobody accused me of it. |
ConsiderPhlebas
08.25.10 | Typical gay ol' Brandon.
"bitchfork being an alt would blow my mind"
Prepare to have it blown then. |
ShoeSoup
08.25.10 | pit, i accept your opinion on music. but i most certainly think less of you for it. cmon, who the fuck listens to slaughter of the soul? gutless pussy, why dont you try some at the gates that DOESNT suck. |
BigHans
08.25.10 | Nick, I gotta admit, you are hard to troll. |
Inveigh
08.25.10 | haha Phleb are you bitchfork? |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | Shoesoup- While you seem to be trying to provoke me, I will not be sucked into your silly games. At the Gates' Slaught of the Soul doesn't suck one bit, but if you think so, more power to you. |
ConsiderPhlebas
08.25.10 | Yep. |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | Thanks, but how so, Hans? |
BigHans
08.25.10 | No way. Jewel just blew me off the front page. |
SeaAnemone
08.25.10 | bitchfork = plutonio = rationalist = like 7 other alts |
BigHans
08.25.10 | because I kept trying to bait you and you wouldnt get pissed, you seemed to play along for the most part. |
Inveigh
08.25.10 | bullshit Phleb, comment on here as Bitchfork -- prove yourself! |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | Jewel just blew you?!?! Why wasn't I there??!!
Okay, fine! Since we're all getting so honest in here, I am Euphoric. Now shut the fuck up and lets move onl. |
Counterfeit
08.25.10 | no, i mean you being a troll. not a user. i never knew non troll pit, so i can only assume you suck, foad.
not really, lets start a beautiful friendship :3 |
Apollo
08.25.10 | dammit Hans you were TinkrHELL! haha
I'm fairly certain you even made fun of yourself that day didnt you? |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | "because I kept trying to bait you and you wouldnt get pissed, you seemed to play along for the most part."
That's because it's the internet |
BigHans
08.25.10 | Apollo on the other hand got really pissed, which was really amusing. Apollo, I apologize bro, you did seem to learn after awhile not to feed the trolls ;P |
Gmork89
08.25.10 | I remember when Pit first arrived, and then I lost who was who with all of the alts. |
ShoeSoup
08.25.10 | i provoke anyone who listens to slaughter of the soul and calls it at the gates' best. it speaks volumes about a person when they pass off the subtle brilliant haunting beauty of an album like "the red in the sky is ours" for an easy, accessible, pre-metalcoar album like SOtS. metalcoar is just wannabe SOtS with whining and much more suck. |
Inveigh
08.25.10 | "Okay, fine! Since we're all getting so honest in here, I am Euphoric. Now shut the fuck up and lets move onl."
I KNEW IT |
BigHans
08.25.10 | I'm fairly certain you even made fun of yourself that day didnt you?
^ Yes, I ripped myself worse than anyone. Best way to throw off the scent. |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | Didn't know I could write, did ya Blake? |
ConsiderPhlebas
08.25.10 | Ok Inveigh, ya got me. But I had you for a minute. |
BigHans
08.25.10 | Nick, Blake was accusing me of being Euphoric over IM, like he was convinced, because of the writing aspect. He said it was you, then I said it cant be because of all the reviews, then he was 100% sure it was me for like two days. |
Inveigh
08.25.10 | lmao Pit, the funniest part was I was telling Hans over IM that I thought it was you when you were shoutboxing me about your 800 banned alts, and Hans was like "nah this guy's a decent writer and Pit can write worth shit" (which used to be a commonly accepted fact) -- and then you posted that word-for-word into my shoutbox. So I started thinking it was Hans.
anyways, I was nastynick2 |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | You lying SHE-BITCH! lol |
Inveigh
08.25.10 | scorpion woman! |
Apollo
08.25.10 | haha its all good man, it was more funny than anything else and yes, I have learned my lesson about feeding the trolls. |
Inveigh
08.25.10 | you did have me for a brief second Jewel |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | You all ready to have your mind's blown? |
ShoeSoup
08.25.10 | honestly i was a lurker of this site for about 2 years for the sole sake of reading reviews before just recently joining for one sole/soul perpose that has since been achieved. however it wasn't until after joining that i realized what a sad wannabe teenage dramafest that is this gray ass website and that's why i dont give a fuck about any of you and your emo bands. call me a troll, i'm no alt or anyone that any of you have ever encountered before. my opinions are genuine and true. my purpose has been fulfilled and i'll call out anyone i see that commits acts of novicedom and music blasphemy for as long as i remain here. |
ConsiderPhlebas
08.25.10 | Yeah, it would've been amusing. My only alt got banned pretty much instantly ages ago. I wrote a review for an Unearth album under the name AugustBumsRed. |
ConsiderPhlebas
08.25.10 | ShoeSoup tell your mum if she doesn't pay up soon she aint gettin no more sugar |
BigHans
08.25.10 | haha its all good man, it was more funny than anything else and yes, I have learned my lesson about feeding the trolls.
^ Yes, you certainly did. My Zeus alt didn't work on you at all. Seriously, I was just playing man. (ducks lightning bolt). |
PanasonicYouth
08.25.10 | ooh nick's back haii bby |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | Why do I feel unfulfilled after making this list? I feel kinda dirty, actually. |
BigHans
08.25.10 | Do you have another alt to confess Nick? |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | Not that I can think of..... |
BigHans
08.25.10 | This was cleansing. Trolling got addicting for a few weeks, then I got tired of it, its quite exhausting. |
DoubtGin
08.25.10 | ... cue ensuing circlejerk between the same 5 or 6 users that do it with each other every day [2] |
Gmork89
08.25.10 | You were Zeus Hans? Damn you... |
BigHans
08.25.10 | I didnt insult you did I Gmork? I was just trying to mess with Apollo, because he used to blow up hardcore when he got trolled, but this time around he laughed it off.
No more vicious trolling from me guys, I pinky swear. |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | I don't know why anyone would be mad about that. If anything, it encourages a sense of Sputnik cohesion the site's been sorely lacking since, well, I left. Yes, I'm still egotistical. |
Apollo
08.25.10 | haha I knew it was someone in TMF! Zeus had it out for me big time. Did you ghost neg one of my reviews as Zeus Hans? You were trolling up my reviews pretty bad haha |
Gmork89
08.25.10 | No but I think I called you a sandle wearing frat douche bag... or something to that effect...sorry dude. |
BigHans
08.25.10 | Also Nick, I demand an apology for you accusing me of being nastynick2! |
BigHans
08.25.10 | No but I think I called you a sandle wearing frat douche bag... or something to that effect...sorry dude.
^ lol, if you did, I would have deserved it, that was definitely an asshole alt. |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | No apology from me, Hans! You should consider it all good and even, since I didn't accuse you of what looks to be several alts you had. |
BigHans
08.25.10 | Apollo, I did not actually neg, wouldnt go that far. Ill go delete those comments too btw, I was just messing around and honestly probalby crossed the line with that alt. |
Gmork89
08.25.10 | It was all in good fun lol. |
IAmTheNi
08.25.10 | ... |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | Im expecting someone to report me in the next couple of hours. |
Gmork89
08.25.10 | IAmTheNig
here we go... |
BigHans
08.25.10 | No apology from me, Hans! You should consider it all good and even, since I didn't accuse you of what looks to be several alts you had.
^ Fair enough. |
Apollo
08.25.10 | lol no need to do that Hans, I'm honestly not concerned, was simply curious. I used to care about approval ratings and such but since I've turned into a full fledged asshole I expect noobs are going to neg my reviews out of butthurtness haha |
BigHans
08.25.10 | Yeah but ghost negging is for faggots, for sure. Ive had it happen to me a few tmes. |
Maniac!
08.25.10 | This must be another Nick imposter |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | No, this isn't another "Nick" imposter. I just think that sooner or later, one of the site purists will report this list to the mods, who will then see it's me and they will ban me. |
Maniac!
08.25.10 | How can I trust you?
I HAVE BEEN DECEIVED TOO MANY TIMES!! |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | Well, Maniac!, I'll leave that up to you to decide. You will see in a few short days, but in the meantime, I need to go home and make me a feces sandwich. Good day to you all, and go fuck yourselves. |
EuphoricDysphoria81
08.25.10 | something you all should know is that Pit is not me and I am not Pit. That's bullshit. |
BigHans
08.25.10 | God Damn it. |
Maniac!
08.25.10 | And the mysteries continue |
Inveigh
08.25.10 | motherfucker |
mojolukasmojo
08.25.10 | these trolls are getting on my nerves |
ShoeSoup
08.25.10 | phlebas, tell your daughter if she wants to keep her paid internship as "jizz-vacuum" then she should start doing a better job |
BigHans
08.25.10 | why do Euphoric and Mojo always show up together? |
Inveigh
08.25.10 | right when Pit disappears |
BigHans
08.25.10 | Interesting. |
Inveigh
08.25.10 | lol I like how no one was surprised nor even cared that I was nastynick2 besides Pit |
BigHans
08.25.10 | well only 10 people probably read this thread. |
Inveigh
08.25.10 | yeah that's true |
8bit
08.25.10 | Hol-eee-shit |
Aids
08.25.10 | What the fuck is TMF? |
ShoeSoup
08.25.10 | Tweaking Middle-aged Faggots |
Aids
08.25.10 | Makes sense |
AnotherBrick
08.25.10 | woooooooooooooo |
doggbatman
08.25.10 | this TMF shall be smote back from whence it came! Users Pit, Hans, Apollo, Inveigh and others shall be reduced to the spineless sewer dwelling scum they really are! |
Tits McGee
08.25.10 | personally I find the TMF users annoying |
Inveigh
08.25.10 | oh my god you just crushed my entire sense of self-importance |
Apollo
08.25.10 | personally you should shut the fuck up |
Tits McGee
08.25.10 | let the butthurt commence |
Inveigh
08.25.10 | ouch, my butt |
Intothepit
08.25.10 | My butts hurt |
Maniac!
08.26.10 | Sup gais |
dnor
08.26.10 | well this is just GREAT news. |
Intothepit
08.26.10 | You should be happy, dnor. This site was so much more fun when I was fucking with people every day. |
dnor
08.26.10 | I am happy. You're the best! Hold up, I got ass on my lips, brb. |
Intothepit
08.26.10 | Don't clean that up!!!! That could be worth something someday! |
tinkrbel
08.26.10 | who are you? and what have you done with 'pit?!?!? |
Intothepit
08.26.10 | I am right here, Tink-Tink. Check out my shoutbox. It's filled with hilarity! |
tinkrbel
08.26.10 | BringMeTheWaffles brings the lulz |
TheSpirit
08.26.10 | is this really pit? if so....
ily mang |
Inveigh
08.26.10 | HI EVERYBODY!!!! |
Intothepit
08.26.10 | It is really Pit, and I'm glad you love me, TheSpirit. I used to think you despised me.
Tink- Check out his ratings. The hilarity will ensue. |
Deviant.
08.26.10 | Hi Dr. Inv |
TheSpirit
08.26.10 | I do not despise you my friend |
Maniac!
08.26.10 | I'm still skeptical considering what nick told me in my shoutbox a few days ago |
Intothepit
08.26.10 | What was that, Maniac!? That I was going to be too busy? Well, quitting a job because you think you have another one and then finding out you don't can leave a guy with tons of time on his hands. You know how many times I've wanked it today? |
Deviant.
08.26.10 | Fuck's my hello at Pit? |
Intothepit
08.26.10 | My bad Dev!!!!! What the fucks up, my friendly Deviant?
5 classic
Cannibal Corpse The Bleeding
Cynic Focus
Deicide Once Upon The Cross
Devil Sold His Soul Blessed & Cursed
Whitechapel This Is Exile
4.5 superb
Shadow Of The Colossus Shadow of the Colossus
Great album. It mixes the progressive/experimental and deathcore elements well.
The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal
The Red Chord Fed Through the Teeth Machine
This or the Apocalypse Haunt What's Left
Vital Remains Dechristianize
Whitechapel A New Era of Corruption
4 excellent
August Burns Red Messengers
Between the Buried and Me Alaska
Cannibal Corpse Bloodthirst
Deicide The Stench of Redemption
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas To
Miss May I Apologies Are for the Weak
Parkway Drive Horizons
Protest the Hero Fortress
Testament The New Order
The Acacia Strain Continent
The Black Dahlia Murder Deflorate
The Faceless Planetary Duality
This or the Apocalypse Monuments
Upon A Burning Body The World Is Ours
BringMeTheWaffles ratings are atrocious. |
Maniac!
08.26.10 | Nick send me an email |
Intothepit
08.26.10 | I'm on window's messenger right now. |