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TMF Lives

These are my apologies and confessions to my brothers in TMF. My incessant and mostly unnecessary trolling of Sputnik.com has made me tired and exhausted, and so I will forfeit my title of "Troll" and reclaim my title of "user." If anyone doesn't agree with my decision, you can have my nuts for dinner. I'll gladly handfeed them to you until they hit your tonsils.
1Verse
Aggression


I must apologize to Blake, first of all. I have deceived you repeatedly, and for that I believe you should give me a spanking. You are the wind beneath my wings, whether it be a breeze or a product of your flatulence.
2Quicksand
Slip


Next on my list would be Maniac!. I saw your comment about how you liked it so much better when I was just a regular 'ol user and not this "troll" that I became. It brought tears to my eyes, and made me long for better days.
3Ignite
Our Darkest Days


Next on the list is Apollo. I must apologize for saying such mean things to you a couple of weeks ago. I didn't know that you were on the rag, and I didn't mean to offend.
4At the Gates
Slaughter of the Soul


I'm sorry for calling you SmellyHans, BigHans. I felt bad about that afterwards. You don't smell(maybe a lil). You seem to be the one that actually found humor in my nagging trolling, so for this, I thank you
5Blood for Blood
Outlaw Anthems


I apologize to you, my Jewish friends. My Nazi outfit at last week's Jewish Fundraiser seemed to raise a few eyebrows, as well as a few blood pressures. I'm not a Hitler supporter, I just thought it would be funny.
6Poison the Well
The Opposite of December


I apologize to all of the ladies. I know my penis is the destructor of vaginas, and I feel bad that none of you will be able to feel anymore stimulation now that I've spread you three lanes across.
7Rosetta
The Galilean Satellites


No more apologies. Just rant and rave about how much you hate me.
8Ruiner
I Heard These Dudes Are Assholes


Kiss
9Gorilla Biscuits
Start Today


My
10Gallows
Orchestra of Wolves


Ass
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