Inveigh
08.17.10 | feel free to chime in Sputnik with your favorite Pit stories, and links to the threads (if possible). If we are to believe HardSputDick, this is Pit's third and final retirement, and I'd like this list to serve as a memorandum.
If you really are leaving us, you shall be missed sir. We had a good run (*sniffle* pulls out plastic ring from Cracker Jack Box *sniffle*) -- Here's looking at you, kid. |
East Hastings
08.17.10 | lacosanostra was one of his most aggressive moments |
Apollo
08.17.10 | He confided in me that he LaCosaNostra was him too. Also I have been trolled several times, remind me of the one you mentioned? |
Inveigh
08.17.10 | they were all aggressive at some point or another lol, but yeah, the profile pic alone was violent |
East Hastings
08.17.10 | i wonder if his wife ever read what he posted on here |
SCREAM!
08.17.10 | With the amount of time he spent on here she was probably too busy fucking his neighbour |
Inveigh
08.17.10 | Apollo, I believe it was on this thread: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=52354
it culminated with you telling him to lighten the fuck up in his shoutbox -- t'was the day he got that account banned lol. |
TheSpirit
08.17.10 | What about nastynick |
maidenpmccc
08.17.10 | "take a look at any of ThePalaceOfWisdom's reviews or lists (specifically the metalcore one) for examples of fine trolling."
the trolling in those reviews was never good, it was just him acting like a complete idiot. |
Inveigh
08.17.10 | nah it was hilarious maiden.
and shit Spirit, I fuckin forgot about nastynick! |
Inveigh
08.17.10 | too damn bad we can't edit the NUMBER of albums in a list. need to get on that pronto |
Apollo
08.17.10 | lol I thought you were referring to something a few months back |
Apollo
08.17.10 | just an fyi Inveigh, Maidenpmccc is a troll. A funny troll, but a troll nontheless. Maidenpmcc is the real user lol. |
Inveigh
08.17.10 | lol was that me Josh? |
Maniac!
08.17.10 | Nastynick is when I noticed him |
Apollo
08.17.10 | Apollo getting owned by Inveigh |
Inveigh
08.17.10 | lol oh shit I didn't even notice that -- I thought it was the orig. maiden |
HardSputDick
08.17.10 | You can't blame me for Maidenpmcc rating AILD's newest a 5! |
Inveigh
08.17.10 | the prodigal son returns! |
HardSputDick
08.17.10 | I can assure you all that Ricky is definitely not Nickey. |
maidenpmccc
08.17.10 | Sorry Apollo but I am not a troll. Oh and up the irons and all that bs |
Apollo
08.17.10 | your a GOOD troll though. You got the original Maiden really worked up haha |
HardSputDick
08.17.10 | For me being a shitty troll, I sure got 99.9% of this site worked up over bullshit. |
maidenpmccc
08.17.10 | No HE'S the troll who must be vanquished on the iron blade of maiden. UP THE IRONS! |
Inveigh
08.17.10 | where did that go down, Apollo? although it's not hard to get maiden worked up tbh |
Inveigh
08.17.10 | I think Pit was the best at trolling/pushing buttons that I've seen since joining. but maybe I'm biased, I dunno.
Shit, dunno how I did this whole thing without one mention of TMF |
HardSputDick
08.17.10 | Attention all Sputnik Users:
Testicles.
That is all. |
East Hastings
08.17.10 | aw no way they got the french fries oil thingy back here! |
Apollo
08.17.10 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=38541&page=9#comments
enjoy haha |
Inveigh
08.17.10 | aren't those what they give tickle-me elmos before they leave the factory? |
HardSputDick
08.17.10 | Testicles? Nah, they leave those off. |
Inveigh
08.17.10 | ok yeah that's pretty hilarious Apollo |
Inveigh
08.17.10 | test tickles |
Counterfeit
08.17.10 | lol. list rules. pits teh best troll when it comes to pissing your everyday sputniker off. |
HardSputDick
08.17.10 | Okay, have I cleared things up enough? I have shit to do. Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you...... YOU'RE COOL !*points at self*, Fuck you, I'm out! *flips hamburger at Blake's face* |
maidenpmcc
08.17.10 | It's quite obvious that 'maidenpmccc' is a lowlife troll with nothing better to do. |
Inveigh
08.17.10 | *Blake swallows hamburger whole and solemnly nods as Pit skips away* |
HardSputDick
08.17.10 | Okay, nevermind. I don't have anything to do. I'm waking up from a massive hangover. Took a trip back home and have been partying a bit too much.
Maidenpmcc=WORST USER EVER |
BigHans
08.17.10 | See you tomorrow Nick. you know youll be back. Come football season, Im going to post several "Chad Henne smokes horse cock" lists to pull you out. |
Inveigh
08.17.10 | UP THE IRONS |
HardSputDick
08.17.10 | Lol, Hans, this is actually the first day I have even looked at the site. I came down here on Friday dealing with some personal shit and haven't had the time. It was actually quite refreshing. |
Inveigh
08.17.10 | did you find your ex-partner and hold him hostage until he paid up? |
HardSputDick
08.17.10 | Looks like I'm taking his ass to court, but really, I don't want to talk about that on here. Sooner or later, I won't be able to talk about it at all outside of court. |
BigHans
08.17.10 | Did you cock slap him? |
BigHans
08.17.10 | Pit. This site is crack to you. And I implore a reference from the Godfather 2.
JUST WHEN I THINK IM OUT, THEY PULL ME BACK IN. |
HardSputDick
08.17.10 | Why do you always have to use Mafioso references, Hans? Is it because I'm Sicilian? I find that to be offensive. I think I'll call my Uncle Guido and have him take care of you. |
Inveigh
08.17.10 | oh my god this is funny:
"ou bitch ass lowlife, you actually went and wasted your time like a COMPLETE DOUCHBAG and created a clone of my profile, go and jump of a bridge you sack of wank. Everyone is going to know this is fake........."
^maidenmpcc's shoutbox message to maidenmpccc |
BigHans
08.17.10 | Tell your uncles Paulie and Vinnie that Ill shove my cock down their throats instead of the Canolis their used to. Wait......... |
Inveigh
08.17.10 | also:
"you even got the name wrong LOSER"
holy shit if I was drinking milk it would be coming out of my nose right now |
EuphoricDysphoria81
08.17.10 | lmao, this shit is funny! |
Apollo
08.17.10 | You bitch ass lowlife, you actually went and wasted your time like a COMPLETE DOUCHBAG and created a clone of my profile, go and jump of a bridge you sack of wank. |
Apollo
08.17.10 | fucking lol
|
BigHans
08.17.10 | My favorite Pit-ism I think was Buckfutter. That account lasted a decent amount of time, and TMF was created then. Inveigh, how could you forget about Nasty Nick? |
HardSputDick
08.17.10 | Why, 36? Because I was always right? |
LaVidaLoca
08.17.10 | Ricky has made love to each and every one of Pit's alts. No one other than Nick could orally treat Ricky's penis in that loving, rough way! |
BigHans
08.17.10 | And I knew Pit was LaCosaNostra the second I saw the name, even though he spent like 4 days denying it. High comedy. |
HardSputDick
08.17.10 | I spent two days denying it, Hans. Stop over-exaggerating the situation. |
BigHans
08.17.10 | Nick we thought you were Ricky because he put both Inveigh and Bringonthebreakdown in his love lists. |
Inveigh
08.17.10 | lol no idea how I forgot about nastynick (especially with that disgusting profile pic lol) -- although i went on a brief hiatus not long after he started using that and before he went back to intothepit83 -- so that could contribute to how I forgot. |
HardSputDick
08.17.10 | Great, so everyone thought I was a forgotten gay popstar? Nice to know what my online friends think of me.... |
Maniac!
08.17.10 | Lol |
BigHans
08.17.10 | Its somebody that knows alot about me, thats another reason. He was trolling me in my reason not to get married list, and it was hilarious. |
BigHans
08.17.10 | Now Im going to accuse Brandon of being Ricky. |
Inveigh
08.17.10 | yeah, I actually think he created that alt to make people think it was you (whoever Ricky really is). there were numerous hints dropped that it was you Nick |
HardSputDick
08.17.10 | You forget Hans, according to everyone on this site that would take a shit everytime I called them an idiot, I'm not a good troll. Ricky couldn't be me. |
Maniac!
08.17.10 | Lol |
731
08.17.10 | gay |
BigHans
08.17.10 | in the same thread, there was another alt that popped up called ManiacsMom, with the profile pic being a gorilla. If that wasnt you it was surely someone imitating you well. |
HardSputDick
08.17.10 | Sup Porch? What's happenin', brother? |
Apollo
08.17.10 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/profile.php?memberid=428170#shoutbox
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA |
HardSputDick
08.17.10 | Lol, Hans, everyone knows that Maniac!'s mom's a gorilla! |
Inveigh
08.17.10 | the best part about that one is that the gorilla pic they used as 'ManiacsMom' is a pic I linked to on here awhile back when I made a joke about the actual Maniac!'s mom |
731
08.17.10 | sweet harley davidson riding |
Apollo
08.17.10 | they are both trolling up my shoutbox haha |
Maniac!
08.17.10 | Lol |
BigHans
08.17.10 | Maniac is just really contributing gold to this thread. |
Inveigh
08.17.10 | lol |
Maniac!
08.17.10 | BigHans
08.17.10 Maniac is just really contributing gold to this thread.
Lol |
maidenpmccc
08.17.10 | guys edit that out please before its too late |
Apollo
08.17.10 | awesome job |
Inveigh
08.17.10 | I KNOW MIKE STAGNO
you guys need to check the meds thread |
HardSputDick
08.17.10 | Too much fun, cannot compute, too much hilarity, manual control shutdown |
maidenpmccc
08.17.10 | thank you josh ilu
hopefully noone else saw |
Inveigh
08.17.10 | are you still getting trolled by the imposter? |
mojolukasmojo
08.17.10 | pit |
tinkrbel
08.18.10 | "you probably had your mother (and likely your music taste or sexual health) insulted by this user"
*sigh* those were the good ol' days
btw needs moar NastyNick |
Dryden
08.18.10 | nastynick was alright |
Mordecai.
08.18.10 | one of the stupidest fucking lists i've ever seen. It's almost like this site has become a care centre for retarded jewish people |
Emim
08.18.10 | Go to his review of Atreyu's last album. I was a mediator between him (a n00b) and acad (basically doing to him what he would later do to everyone). Shit's hilarious. |
Mordecai.
08.18.10 | he truly was a retard among retards |
Dryden
08.18.10 | It's almost like this site has become a care centre for retarded jewish people |
ShadowRemains
08.18.10 | irrelevent |
tinkrbel
08.18.10 | "It's almost like this site has become a care centre for retarded jewish people"
only retarded jews? so no-jews on sputnik AREN'T retarded? |
Realm
08.18.10 | nastynick was alright fuckbutter made me lol |
Enotron
08.18.10 | inveigh: this list is cute |
Mordecai.
08.18.10 | wtf i thought this sight was jews only |
Realm
08.18.10 | mordecaiberg |
tinkrbel
08.18.10 | mmmmmm pills |
Mordecai.
08.18.10 | mordechai is the jewish way to spell it. here is a picture of me and my brothers:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Men_of_Israel_dvd_cover_photo.jpg |
Inveigh
03.22.11 | t'was a magical time |
BigHans
04.15.11 | bump |
BigHans
04.15.11 | need to add awhiteguy and Kevin Garnett and Italian Stallion |
BigHans
04.15.11 | Pit youve kept your latest account for a remarkably long time |
BigHans
04.15.11 | Yeah but this has almost got to be a record |
BigHans
04.15.11 | Yeah although you got banned a few times. Back then when you got banned they would let you come back with the same account. Not anymore, lol. |
BigHans
04.15.11 | and less than 3 minutes for me and Veigh to identify your new accounts |
BigHans
04.15.11 | And for you to deny it at first |
cvlts
04.15.11 | pit y u no troll no more? |
BigHans
04.15.11 | he still trolls, its just a little more subtle now |
Inveigh
04.15.11 | lol is this the list where I went into Pitposter mode? nastynick2 I believe it was... |
Emim
04.15.11 | whatever happened to jesusjuice? |
cvlts
04.15.11 | natural selection, bitch |
BigHans
04.15.11 | lol Pit drove JesusJuice and Palace off the site |
Inveigh
09.02.13 | man this thread doesn't make much sense without all the comments that have been deleted from banned users |
Inveigh
07.13.14 | missed a few iterations of Pit here, but still a nearly worthy tribute i think |