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 Lists
06.04.08 Pillowfort Show Set List (4.12.08)12.28.07 O Conformity
10.29.07 Fershizzle Has It Wrong.08.17.07 The Songs My Other Band Covers
08.15.07 Stealing From Yet More Guitarists08.06.07 Playing Someone Else's Music
07.31.07 Suddenly, Alternative Radio Is A Winner06.03.07 Top Artists, Top Albums
06.02.07 Guitarists I'm Stealing From Lately03.18.07 Yes, I Stole This From What?
02.13.07 Well, That Worked Out02.12.07 Explain. Now.
01.01.07 Things That Annoy Me01.01.07 Music For WoW
10.29.06 When I need catharsis...10.12.06 My Favorite Time Signatures to write in
08.12.06 10 Albums That Changed My Life

Things That Annoy Me

Sarcasm, satire, or how I really feel? It's all up to you! Your perception determines how bitter you want me to appear today!
1 ANYBODY
who consistently rates Atreyu albums a 3/5 or higher


Seriously, people. Metalcore SUCKS. Go listen to something else, maybe music resembling actual musicianship and songwriting.
2 Sonic Youth
For recording the "Daydream Nation" album


Because it's impossible within the confines of the space/time continuum to listen to an album a hundred times per day.
3 Fall Out Boy
and all of the bands that sounds JUST LIKE THEM.


Music Industry - grow a spine, a pair of balls, and some originality - and stop getting rich because you can do spot-on impressions of the assholes that came first.
4 Jackson Browne
for writing "Doctor My Eyes"


Thanks a lot. All I need now is for somebody to play a Bb/F chord on a piano, and your song immediately pops into my head. Not that I hate the song; I love it. However, hearing it in your head about fifty times a day makes me want to do silly things like cover it or listen to it even more.
5 Die-Hard Fans
of pretty much every band


Except for the bands that I like. You guys are awesome. (Radiohead fans whattup)
6 Taxes
particularly, sales tax and that bogus 7% 'meal tax'


Cool, I've got four bucks, I think I'll get some dinner on my break. Wait, WHAT? Where did all of those extra dollars come from? SEVEN PERCENT? Great, I guess I'll just starve. Or eat vending machine candy.
7 wikuk
How do you even pronounce your name, man?


Seriously, is it like "why cook" or "we cook" or "we kook"? I just don't know! ;___;
8 College English classes
TEN PAGES? ARE YOU KIDDING?


I thought that crap only happened in AP classes in High School! Do you know just how many term papers I have to write for all of my OTHER classes? Or do you just not care? You hate me, don't you. Admit it.
9 Me
Why do I keep pulling all-nighters?


Seriously, what the hell am I thinking? The other night was because I just realized how awesome "Empire at War" is - something I realized all the way until 7am. And what'd I even accomplish tonight, two stupid lists, a lame journal enrty and a dumb review of an atrocious album? How is this even worth my time, and how do I continue to justify me not sleeping? In fact, why am I still writing this? What the hell, man.
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