SlightlyEpic: Dear Sputnik

SlightlyEpic 08.15.10	i am really leaving for real youwont' ever see me nagain EVERB except whne ikcome back
eternium 08.15.10	Which will be tomorrow.
Terrifyer 08.15.10	i have girls parts
DoubtGin 08.15.10	noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
SlightlyEpic 08.15.10	i am not ineretesd unless you have a gaping vagina
Terrifyer 08.15.10	its like a wizards sleeve
SlightlyEpic 08.15.10	are you for real telling the truth yr not lying to me are you i trust you for real please be real i want you to envelope me
AnotherBrick 08.15.10	i'm going to cry
Terrifyer 08.15.10	u can my sleeve then i will re-birth u
SlightlyEpic 08.15.10	omg that sounds trandscenatal you can be like mary and ui;ll be like jesus okay
AnotherBrick 08.15.10	i'm going to cry [2]
SlightlyEpic 08.15.10	find alice and make her take me badk maybe i;;d stay
AnotherBrick 08.15.10	cant do that. she's mine
SlightlyEpic 08.15.10	ffkc oiff fucking break ny fucking heart like that si'm ginna fuck stab myslef elliott smtiht f=style fuck
Terrifyer 08.15.10	u could turn gay. she says she gets hard for gays or smthing AND u get some cock its a win win
SlightlyEpic 08.15.10	i just want someone to hold me :(
SlightlyEpic 08.15.10	aaaaaaaaaaaaaliiiiiiiiiiiicceee i'll go gay if you want me to baby id do anything
731 08.15.10	if u leave me now you'll take away the biggest part of me
SlightlyEpic 08.15.10	r.i.p. slightlyepic we will miss you
cirq 08.15.10	8======D ?
SlightlyEpic 08.15.10	:o===========8
Terrifyer 08.15.10	:O-/-3========8
Winsomniac 08.15.10	Srightry Ronery?
SlightlyEpic 08.15.10	vewy ronery :(
Winsomniac 08.15.10	RoR. I'm in the same boat, brah. Except there are a few girls that apparently want on my junk. Most of em are pretty whory though, and that's a major turn-off to me. You see my problem? The girls I want to hump don't want to hump. And the girls that want to hump, I don't really want to hump. Srightry Ridicurous.
8bit 08.15.10	omg but on the date everything went so well :(
SlightlyEpic 08.15.10	dude 8bit did you even see what she said about me it hurt me man i feel so useless and pathetic like a worm slithering arounnd withot any fuckin worm friends aw man and i'll take yr whorish girls for you win i'm totally 100% ok with that for a whileuntil they develop emotional attachments to me and/or diseases
8bit 08.15.10	wut did she say i didn't see it +aw man ur not a worm ur a cat get back out there on the prowl and find sum moar sputnik bitches u can have countess i don't even like her 2 much.
Winsomniac 08.15.10	LOLCUNTESS. Also, I go to UCSB. Google it. Double wrapping is compulsory.
MUNGOLOID 08.15.10	lataz.
PanasonicYouth 08.15.10	you can get in my pants i mean there's a penis in them but whatever
Baphomet 08.15.10	NOOOOOOOOOOO pls don't go Srightry you can get in my pants too if you want!
witchxrapist 08.15.10	if you leave, i will not be very happy in fact i will be verysad
Enotron 08.15.10	PEOPPLLEEE.....WHO NEED PEOPLE.....ARE THE WRETCHEDEST IN THE WORLD!
SlightlyEpic 08.15.10	i am v v v wretched off minor are right
Winsomniac 08.15.10	But teh witchrapur lieks you. Srightry, you must woo her, for you are now in..... R-O-V-E
SlightlyEpic 08.15.10	but mellany has a bf she doesn't have time for me :c
Baphomet 08.16.10	listen to Josh he's righ.... wait... what?!
SlightlyEpic 08.16.10	it's ok you guys i'm cool now i have shades and everything fuckin a
TheSpirit 08.16.10	Too many dicks on the dance floor Too many dicks on the dance floor Too many dicks Too many dicks on the dance floor Too many dicks Too many dicks on the dance floor Too many dicks Going to the party Sippin' on Bacardi Wanna meet a hottie But there's Adam, Steve and Marty There's Billy, Todd and Tommy They're on leave from the army The only boobs I'll see tonight will be made of origami Tell the fellas, make it understood It ain't no good if there's too much wood Make sure you know before you go The dance floor bro-hoe ratio Five to one, it's a brodeo Tell Steve and Mike it's time to go Wait outside all night to find Twenty dudes in a conga line Too many dicks on the dance floor Easy to fix Too many dicks on the dance floor Spread out the dicks Too many dudes With too many dicks Too close to my shit Too hard to meet chicks I need better odds More broads, less rods I came to do battle Skedaddle with the cattle prods Too many men Too many boys Too many misters Not enough sisters Too much time on too many hands Not enough ladies, too many mans
SlightlyEpic 08.16.10	i would be super impressed by origami boobs just saying
tinkrbel 08.16.10	you can get in my pants i mean there's a penis in them but whatever[2]
SlightlyEpic 08.16.10	that's okay with me i'm going to go now though since my butt hurts from posting bye guysssSsSs
Enotron 08.16.10	IF YOU LEAVE ME, TAKE ME WITH YOU, I AM NOTHING WITHOUT YOU!!!
East Hastings 08.16.10	me and mappy had a nice date wiff you srightry, idk what happened
witchxrapist 08.16.10	origami boobs you say?
East Hastings 08.16.10	http://www.korgwal.com/origami/boobs2.jpg
witchxrapist 08.16.10	not very convincing
8bit 08.16.10	i know hasting me and countess had a good time too i thought slightly and alice were makin out 4 a while
East Hastings 08.16.10	http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5-9pSyTiM_U/Ruasj1weqrI/AAAAAAAABCE/pdLjTW22nI4/s400/picture.jpg
8bit 08.16.10	moar
East Hastings 08.16.10	i thought u already choked the chicken w/zooey
8bit 08.16.10	o hastings i've already recovered from that lol
East Hastings 08.16.10	did u at least wash ur hands? :O
witchxrapist 08.16.10	whoa those are origami?!
8bit 08.16.10	ummmm i didn't have 2 zooey did all the work lol
East Hastings 08.16.10	oh zooey oh mappy oh sputnik
fr33convict 08.16.10	Oh noes take me with you I hate these people!
Baphomet 08.16.10	Take him with you we hate this guy!
qwe3 08.16.10	just gonna say "its like a wizards sleeve" made me laugh really hard
qwe3 08.16.10	and i'll be with u slightly
OhAliceMonster 08.16.10	slightly, i shall hold you in my arms and kiss your forehead until you fall asleep. I take you back
Enotron 08.16.10	^...I RYKE DHAT
TrapThemAlive 08.16.10	fuck you enotron : P you shouldn't leave Slightly, you make my lurkin self chuckle
Enotron 08.16.10	^...0-0.......nigaah up dhere no ryke dhat i ryke peoprs commets
TrapThemAlive 08.16.10	^ this nigga
Winsomniac 08.16.10	iamthe nigs.