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Sometimes Ya Just Gotta Love The Cheese

I mean come on, especially if you're a fan of metal, it's been cheesy from the start, but sometimes that's what makes it awesome.
Hail To England

I don't need a reason, just look at them.
2 Hecate Enthroned
Dark Requiems And Unsilent Massacre

Look at the title... and the synths haha.
Anthems To The Welkin At Dusk

This is probably the most over-the-top black metal album that doesn't suck.
The Oncoming Storm

Melodeath riffs are pretty cheesy to begin with, but this album tops the cake for cheesy metalcore.
5King Diamond

Oh shit son.
6Lost Horizon
A Flame To The Ground Beneath

This album is the perfect power metal album, therefor it's the perfect cheese.
The Curse

Guilty pleasure/nostalgia, seriously, just the song titles, the lyrics, the vocals, the band's image, and the riffs. And the solos haha.
8Despised Icon
Day Of Mourning

This album has every brutal and xtuffx chliche imaginable, but it's sooo sweet hehe.
They're Only Chasing Safety

I mean, this isn't metal, but the synths and the poppy riffs yo.
10Waking The Cadaver
Beyond Cops, Beyond God

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