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10.27.22 RIP Spirit 12.05.19 Spotify Artist of the Decade
12.03.19 Hans' Decade Jams 10.31.19 Hans Halloween Hard Jams Inc
10.09.19 10 Years of Hans 08.14.19 Man Buns Need Not Apply - Monster Truck
07.11.19 30k, Up the Irons07.09.19 Metal Hearts (Ballads of Might)
06.24.19 How Am I Not Deaf Yet - 3 Years of Conc06.11.19 Slap My Bass (And Give Me Grooves)
01.24.18 Rec me SWAGGER jams09.13.17 The National "Moments"
08.09.17 Roadhouse Jams05.25.16 Hans' Epic Concert Month
03.05.14 Riffs Of Smash02.26.14 Riffs Of F*cking Fist
02.21.14 The Rad RUSH 5702.17.14 Riff Goddamn City
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Seinfeld Supporting Characters Ranked

Excluding the Big 4, which would be ranked George, Kramer, Jerry, Elaine. Most of these are repeat characters, some are one-timers. Seinfeld, BITCHES!
1Newman


Fat, Diabolical Evil Geniuses always win in my book.
2J Peterman


I can't really explain why but I always found him brutally hilarious.
3Big Stein


GEORGE, BIG STEIN WANTS A CALZONE!
4Puddy


The delivery is genius. YOU STOLE MY MOVE!
5Soup Nazi


Goes without saying.
6Tim Whatley


YOU'RE AN ANTI DENTITE! Also wins points for converting to Judaism just so he could tell Jewish jokes.
7Jackie Chiles


Who told you to put the balm on? I DIDNT TELL YOU TO PUT THE BALM ON!
8Frank Costanza


YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME! Feats of Strength. SERENITY NOW!
9Art Vandelay


A completely fictional character. Doesn't matter.
10Lloyd Braun


Only because he drove George to madness, creating some of his best comedy.
11Mickey Abbot


Midgets rule. LIFTS!
12Keith Hernandez


Of course I can go for it, IM KEITH HERNANDEZ.
13Bob Cobb


Only answers to THE MAESTRO
14Crazy Joe Devola


Should have been included more. Psycho clowns for the win.
15Mr Kruger


Only because he gave George the nickname COCO THE MONKEY when he really wanted to be called T-Bone.
16Jack Klompus


TAKE THE PEN!
17Kenny Bania


Soup is not a meal Jerry. Thats GOLD JERRY, GOLD!
18Babu Bhatt


You're a very bad man, a bery bery bad man Jerry Seinfeld
19Morty Seinfeld


A coniesseur of the raincoat business
20Uncle Leo


HELLO!!
21Sally Weaver


She was annoying as fuck but the episodes she was in were great.
22The Bubble Boy


A classic episode.
23Poppie


I'm A GONNA FIX YOU SOMETHING SPECTACULAR
24Sidra (Teri Hatcher)


Because I've always badly wanted to fuck Teri hatcher. They're real, and they're SPECTACULAR
25Alec Berg


Alec BERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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