SlightlyEpic
07.28.10 | Hippo-Potomac Gastropod |
Inveigh
07.28.10 | ^yep, if I've ever seen one |
jurere
07.28.10 | i need to get 3 |
Phrike
07.28.10 | what is this i dont even |
Apollo
07.28.10 | lol describes you just perfectly |
Obfuscation24
07.28.10 | tinkerHELL
*dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnn* |
BallsToTheWall
07.28.10 | Can you catch it with an ultra ball or do you have to use a specific variant such as the speed ball or lure ball? |
DoubtGin
07.28.10 | obv you need a Love Ball |
SlightlyEpic
07.28.10 | you must appeal to it's heart, balls |
BallsToTheWall
07.28.10 | Well I saw 150 on the front page and noticed the term hippo so i'm assuming it's a water type. Perhaps a good rod can bring it out or depending on it's physical strength and majesty, a super rod can be used only in the safari zone to capture this elusive creature. |
SlightlyEpic
07.28.10 | I fear you might be correct, it might also have a bit of a cowardly temperament so you might need to use mean look to prevent it running away |
BigHans
07.28.10 | I am going to steal the rights to use Hippo-Potamic Gastropod. I think I'll call my ex-wife that. With your permission of course, Slightly. |
SlightlyEpic
07.28.10 | of course you may hans, I think it would be delightful |
Mr. Lizard
07.28.10 | So what's it like to be a Hippo-Potomac Gastropod? |
SlightlyEpic
07.28.10 | it's pretty fantastic so long as you don't mind not being able to land a real woman even if you have the last dick on earth |
Mr. Lizard
07.28.10 | At least you get to appear legit on the internet... |
iBosley
07.28.10 | Must suck to get the over-loving shit kicked out of you on the playground though |
SlightlyEpic
07.28.10 | you get used to it after a while, you even kind of start to enjoy it in this masochistic i-probably-deserve-this-anyhow sort of way |
iBosley
07.28.10 | well you do listen to emo music... |
bailar12
07.28.10 | dem fat chicks give teh best head |
Tits McGee
07.28.10 | the thing about blowjobs from fattys is that you can't tell if it's their mouth or a sweaty fat roll |
bailar12
07.28.10 | fatfold fucks are just as effective |
SlightlyEpic
07.28.10 | yeah I mean who cares so long as it feels good, you can always close your eyes anyway |
accompliceofmydeath
07.28.10 | I noticed you referenced Saetia in your list title. You're an emo fag. I enjoy you for it. |
SlightlyEpic
07.28.10 | Saetia suck because they referenced Dionysis and he killed someone because of their blasphemy silly |
accompliceofmydeath
07.28.10 | Saetia also suck because their band name is an incorrectly spelled reference to some old song I can't think of. |
SlightlyEpic
07.28.10 | KAAMEEHAAMEEEHAAAA |
accompliceofmydeath
07.28.10 | Now with the I Hate Myself references? What's next? Something obscure I won't recognize? |
vanderb0b
07.28.10 | I wish I was a Hippo-Potomac Gastropod... |
SlightlyEpic
07.28.10 | be jealous
and I can't think of any other //_v references |
EasternLight
07.28.10 | Saetia just sucks |
SlightlyEpic
07.28.10 | 100% objectively |
SlightlyEpic
07.28.10 | I'm going to not cite you just to get to you :) |