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150 Lists: A Retrospective

You know who listens to emo? Obese, disgustingly ugly kids who resort to cutting themselves while uncontrollably weeping about the fact they could not land a real woman if they had the last dick on earth. Always the first to get the over-loving shit kicked out of them on the playground, fat emo kids resort to hours of self-loathing activity that somehow makes them appear legit on the internet. The Hippo-Potomac Gastropod known as SlightlyEpic is the General of this legion.
1Elliott Smith
Elliott Smith
2City of Caterpillar
City of Caterpillar
3Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada
Jane Doe
5Brand New
The Devil and God are Raging Inside Me
The Moon Is A Dead World
7Pg. 99
Document #8
8Elliott Smith
9Elliott Smith
10Elliott Smith
Roman Candle
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