Counterfeit: Nu? Step Right Up.

Counterfeit 07.22.10	idfk
TheBaneofSputnik 07.22.10	CoUnTeRfEiT's gt me fgrd ot!
Masochist 07.22.10	Naw, that's pretty much right. :-P. But #12 also holds true for going AGAINST bands that most people on here like. And fuck Converge.
DiceMan 07.22.10	I like 14... But yeah if you're under 1k comments you're pretty much better off at mysputnikbitch.com
Inveigh 07.22.10	this is actually pretty good/funny 'feit although i don't think i followed all of them when i joined lol (well, mainly just 2 and 9)
Masochist 07.22.10	Yeah...I never actually look at post count when trying to figure out whether users know what's going on. I look more at date joined...there are some users who have damn near 500 comments and joined last month, and other users who have been here since the beginning, are still around, yet haven't posted anything at all (except maybe a list or two a couple years ago). I'd be more engaged in the latter's conversations, to be honest, because they're probably used to the bullshit, and are immune to it.
theBlackWidow 07.22.10	Wish this list was made up when I first started on here, got so much shit for my list lmao I agree with 13, except for hating btbam....
Apollo 07.22.10	good list. You should include one more rule. DONT FUCK WITH TMF OR YOU WILL BE SLAIN
SlightlyEpic 07.22.10	i was already an elite user when i joined this never applied to me
Counterfeit 07.22.10	thx mas. edited 12. and yeah. i made a list with bands i hated, questioned vets and tried to be funny. haha. Nobody told me these things!
Inveigh 07.22.10	also don't forget: "like indie rap, enjoy an instant friendship with Inveigh"
crowing51 07.22.10	how about these add ons 16 - love btbam because everyone else hates them, because a good 2 months ago everyone loved them. spunik is fickle like that 17 - who cares if they dont care what you have to say under 1000 comments....say it anyway to piss them off :)
theBlackWidow 07.22.10	Counterfeit... How about "Always love Enrique" ?
Maniac! 07.22.10	Rule 16: rate Saturday night wrist and you fail me a 5
TheBaneofSputnik 07.22.10	Or you could add "Inveigh and Bane have a close internet relationship, so if you fuck with one, the other will murder you..... literally."
Maniac! 07.22.10	Or just call bane a faggot and make a new account while he sits there ranting an empty account
Counterfeit 07.22.10	maniac. my review. go read it.
Inveigh 07.22.10	yea it's double trouble if you mess with the Inveigh + Pit/Bane/Buck/Nick partnership
bloc 07.22.10	Nice list, Count!
Apollo 07.22.10	Maniac, go read my review also
bloc 07.22.10	I admit Count is still pretty new, but he's learned so much since he's a very frequent user.
TheBaneofSputnik 07.22.10	Lol, and you are chambered?
Counterfeit 07.22.10	thx bloccy. an i know my way round here chambered
Quen 07.22.10	Why would be put always love Enrique on the list? I thought that would be obvious.
Quen 07.22.10	he*
BigHans 07.22.10	Or just be like me.
theBlackWidow 07.22.10	Enrique needs love from everyone and new Sputnik users need to know that.
Satellite 07.22.10	I approve of all of these, especially 8, 11, 12, 14, and 15. Good job homo.
alachlahol 07.22.10	counterfeit challenging pit for most cocks sucked in one list he's very close might even be pulling ahead
Counterfeit 07.22.10	thx satty. and yeah. everyone loves Enrique
greg84 07.22.10	LOL A funny list. Many points are so true.
Counterfeit 07.22.10	oh and another thing. chan is a cool guy. but fuck the forums.
AnotherBrick 07.22.10	Enrique needs to get shot
Counterfeit 07.22.10	bricky. go read mah review
linchpin313 07.22.10	Enrique needs to get shot [2]
Dryden 07.22.10	nu puup
Counterfeit 08.31.10	id like to add one more. dont bump every goddamn thread by your favorite band.
Deviant. 08.31.10	I never did any of these
Curse. 08.31.10	Hating BTBAM is always a plus
Counterfeit 08.31.10	well, some people are just boss.
bloc 08.31.10	Commenting to see if I already commented on it
Sowing 08.31.10	good list, there's actually a lot of truth to it although personally i'd advocate that new users just be themselves
Counterfeit 08.31.10	I agree too Sowing. But we all know sputnik hates themselves. (Meaning them)
AngelofDeath 08.31.10	If new users are gay-tards then they shouldn't be themselves. Or they should at least be better versions of themselves.
bailar12 08.31.10	not sure how i missed this
Dryden 08.31.10	josh d is angry
Counterfeit 08.31.10	It was during the afternoon of a midwesterner. You was probs somewhere else.
Curse. 08.31.10	serenading the bras off ladies perhaps
PanasonicYouth 08.31.10	all of this is correct but i like seeing the newbies getting flamed by bane shit's funny
taroo 08.31.10	So after I get 1000 comments people will start listening to me and taking my recs into consideration?
Counterfeit 08.31.10	@taroo, thats what is spose to happen
taroo 08.31.10	Awesome!
Curse. 08.31.10	it won't though
taroo 08.31.10	oh... :(
bailar12 08.31.10	corazon
PanasonicYouth 08.31.10	yeah, no one likes shit japanese bands here i don't think
Counterfeit 08.31.10	It varies taroo. But you'll get there.
taroo 08.31.10	Yes... we know... you don't like me
bailar12 08.31.10	lol is this guy gonna be the new kattunlover?
PanasonicYouth 08.31.10	i think so but kattunlover was actually funny this one's just full of fail
Counterfeit 08.31.10	I don't dislike you. Rique, it's a female.
taroo 08.31.10	No... not you... Panasonic doesn't like me. I don't know why? I never did anything to him.
Curse. 08.31.10	If you are digging King Crimson you are fine by me
PanasonicYouth 08.31.10	panasonicyouth is a prick ignore me i just don't like weeaboos
Counterfeit 08.31.10	Youth hates a lot of people. Don't let it get to you.
bailar12 08.31.10	kris kinda hates everyone except enrique of course
Winsomniac 08.31.10	I lurked for like, 9 months. LURKIN' LIKE A BABY IN THE WOMB. Also, since it's been over a year now.... I don't like CTTS. Or Converge. I just can't get it for the life of me. I've tried over and over again, but it's not gonna happen. Needs moar junz, tbh.
bailar12 08.31.10	kattunlover was hilarious though his review threads are just lawlful
Curse. 08.31.10	you just continue to suck no matter how hard you try Failsomniac
PanasonicYouth 08.31.10	course i love rique feit's pretty cool too
Counterfeit 08.31.10	Winsomniac is a baller.
Winsomniac 08.31.10	O RLY?
Counterfeit 08.31.10	lurv u youth
bailar12 08.31.10	i know kris < 3 you dont HATE everyone you just are extremely blunt with people who (?) deserve it and wimsomniac is pretty cool
Curse. 08.31.10	yea i like you Winsomniac. It is just something about your face, I just want to punch it so hard.
Winsomniac 08.31.10	I have been known on occasion to transform and troll out.
Counterfeit 08.31.10	As we all have.
eunit75 08.31.10	986 COMMENTS LEFT TO GO BEFORE I AM CREDIBLE!!!!
Counterfeit 08.31.10	need to lose the numbers in yer name brah
bailar12 08.31.10	make sure you add an image with every single one of your comments it add cool points and counts for double comments as well theres no way you can lose
Winsomniac 08.31.10	Yet at least 800 before you can actually go around posting about how many you have left.
LegendofPittman 08.31.10	About 200 for me. I still feel I generally annoy most of the people on this site, I guess once I hit 1,000 things may change, I don't know.
Winsomniac 08.31.10	Pitt, your name makes me confuse you for a Pit alt. Other than that, you seem just fine. Also, I love how ridiculously fast we whore these threads.
Counterfeit 08.31.10	deleting all yer comments
fr33convict 08.31.10	I was well accepted back when I hated Converge and had 500 comments. That being said, ur list brot teh lulz.
Counterfeit 08.31.10	then ive done my job. i can fly away now
LegendofPittman 08.31.10	Yeah Winsomniac, I can see that. Pittman is my last name and it is also my gamertag, so figured I might as well. Thanks though dude. I am slowly growing out of the nooblet stage on this site.
PanasonicYouth 08.31.10	pitt i have no idea who you are or convict wtf
fr33convict 08.31.10	BLLLLLLAAACCCKKKKBBBIIIIRRRRDDDD FFFFLLLYYYYY AAAWWWAAAAayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!
Curse. 08.31.10	fr33convict was never accepted. It was all a sick ruse
patroneyes 08.31.10	posting to annoy...and garner comments.
bloc 08.31.10	1000 sucks, anyone can reach that number. Should be 2000 tbh because that's proof that the user actually made it this far.
PanasonicYouth 08.31.10	tbh i bumped up to 3000
Counterfeit 08.31.10	bloc. i didnt make the rules.
UnnamedOcean 08.31.10	Or the proof that people like this site just...a little too much
Counterfeit 08.31.10	we do ocean. im okay with it.
Curse. 08.31.10	I have been here two years and I am not there yet. close though.
bloc 08.31.10	I must like this site tooooooooo much :D
PanasonicYouth 08.31.10	at least a year and a half on the site or 3000 comments anything under is nubz and a faggit
Counterfeit 08.31.10	Youth, wuttif less than 3000 of your comments are legitimate music discussion?
fr33convict 08.31.10	I iz at about 2100 comments and 7 months on the site.
Winsomniac 08.31.10	Damn you all. I finally hit 1k and you guys do this. FINE! EXPECT LOTS OF THREAD-WHORING! LOTS, I TELL YOU!
PanasonicYouth 08.31.10	it don't matter man 3000 comments at least shows that you've been posting and lurking and reading other comments and becoming less than a faggit
Curse. 08.31.10	nice, I am accepted, finally. Now I can get rid of this pistol I have in case of dire circumstances
BallsToTheWall 08.31.10	Welcome to the initiation for the sputnik anti-frat brotherhood.
Counterfeit 08.31.10	alright. s'all good. Sorry Wins.
Winsomniac 08.31.10	Pana, you know you wanna make an exception for this guy. ;)
LegendofPittman 08.31.10	Well... that just made my journey longer.
Counterfeit 08.31.10	made some edits for the amount of comments.
Winsomniac 08.31.10	S'okay Pitt. We make exceptions. Or so I've heard. Apparently I may not be a full-fledged sputdick yet.
UnnamedOcean 08.31.10	Haha I don't really care about comments. I don't have many comments. I'm fine with users who have a decent amount posts and act mature.
Counterfeit 08.31.10	give it time. you will be just as much of elitist pricks as us.
Curse. 09.01.10	acting mature is not for sputnik. you must leave.
Brontosaurus 09.01.10	NO NUMBERS IN SCREEN NAMES!!!!!!!
fr33convict 09.01.10	ily guyz
Counterfeit 09.01.10	ilu2. fucking numbers
LegendofPittman 09.01.10	I am not cool enough yet to love you guyz, but I still do for some reason.
Counterfeit 09.01.10	yercoor
Brontosaurus 09.01.10	who is the coolest sputniker on this site?
Curse. 09.01.10	Chan obviously
LegendofPittman 09.01.10	Progmaster obviously. - "YES A MASTADON GUITAR SOLO"
Curse. 09.01.10	ugh fuck him. CreamCrazy was the best accidental troll of all time. I miss him sometimes
Brontosaurus 09.01.10	i read progmasters review and it sucked. it was a fucking track by track review
Counterfeit 09.01.10	Chan is okay.
Curse. 09.01.10	Chan and I are friends irl so I have to rep him
Counterfeit 09.01.10	yer much nicer than chan ;)
Curse. 09.01.10	thanx bb. you ain't too bad yerself
LegendofPittman 09.01.10	I have no real life friends who are members on here unless you count my girlfriend and she doesn't even have 100 comments. lol
therayder 09.01.10	List is true. Am I considered new?
Curse. 09.01.10	Chan and I met because of this site
LegendofPittman 09.01.10	Sputnik - eharmony for music lovers and fappers
Curse. 09.01.10	pretty much, except when we hang out we never talk about music. Thank God
Counterfeit 09.01.10	obv. @curse. that's cute :P I had a irl friend who made an account, but he never uses it so i just post random spam bullshit lists sometimes
Brontosaurus 09.01.10	i need to get real live people to use this site
Winsomniac 09.01.10	Yeah, no more of these maximals running around, posting like real people!
fr33convict 09.01.10	I had a friend register here a while back but I don't know his username. Probably just became a shitty troll.
Brontosaurus 09.01.10	haha maximals
Counterfeit 09.01.10	would never tell my gf bout dis place. after seeing the sick, vile things i can say she'd dump me xD
bloc 09.01.10	I used to have numbers in my name haha
LegendofPittman 09.01.10	Haha word. Even though she never gets on and won't read this, I just have respect for da lady.
Counterfeit 09.01.10	dammit bloc.
bailar12 09.01.10	i have numbers by my name for obvious reasons
Counterfeit 09.01.10	Yeah Rique, we all know why you have them.
bailar12 09.01.10	haha i somethimes wish i had my original back
Counterfeit 09.01.10	Say please to morrisey.
bailar12 09.01.10	ehh i guess i could all my comments were deleted though
AnotherBrick 09.01.10	Enrique needs to get shot [3]
Counterfeit 09.01.10	briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk knock dat shiz off
bailar12 09.01.10	its not really fair if you continue the [#] trend with the same user js
AnotherBrick 09.01.10	who are you to decide what's fair and isn't? sup feit ; )
coneren 09.01.10	Like converge? Aww hell no
Counterfeit 09.01.10	damn it coneren. ugh bricky. herro.
bailar12 09.01.10	i suppose, but that means you dont to either i guess
AnotherBrick 09.01.10	when are you going to join me feit? and yes i do
Intothepit 09.01.10	Enrique shot me! With love.......
Counterfeit 09.01.10	never. Rique is awesome. I have accepted him as a user now. Not just a troll/alt
Intothepit 09.01.10	Brick is just jealous.
AnotherBrick 09.01.10	nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
bailar12 09.01.10	this has pretty much become my comment account. i still comment on my other one at least a few times a day andrate a bunch of albums, but this one is for interacting now, i guess.
Counterfeit 09.01.10	i REALLY wanna know who Rique is. But I dont really want to.
AnotherBrick 09.01.10	i'm sure i actually like his real account.
Counterfeit 09.01.10	that would be awesome.
fr33convict 09.01.10	You don't know who Enrique is counterfeit?
Counterfeit 09.01.10	Wait, you do? no way.
bailar12 09.01.10	actually i think you do brick i dont have any reviews but i think weve interacted a few times and it was cool but i will have it remain as a sputnik mystery for now
AnotherBrick 09.01.10	i generally like every person on this site that isn't an idiot. i can only think of 2 users that i hate, and 1 of them has left already, so i guess you should feel special
Counterfeit 09.01.10	Rique. DOES CONVICT KNOW YOUR TROO IDENTITY?
bailar12 09.01.10	i dont think so. ive been pretty careful keeping it secret. and i do sort of in a way brick. much love : , )
Counterfeit 09.01.10	okay. i give it 3 months or so before you spill the beans.
bailar12 09.01.10	its not that hard to resist really count. i could probably go much longer.
Counterfeit 09.01.10	i know. but i give it that long till some users go crazy. it's not u that im worried about ;)
theacademy 09.01.10	"hate btbam. its the cool thing. trust me." lol'd so hard
Dryden 09.01.10	hes winking hes up to something
Winsomniac 09.01.10	So wait, I may already know who riq really is?! MIND=I CAN BE YOUR HERO BABY
Counterfeit 09.01.10	oohhh you bastard.
Winsomniac 09.01.10	Yeah. I'm starting my own meme, man. Mind=Blown is no longer a viable answer.
bailar12 09.01.10	ehhh you might already. i dont post that much on it. i posted earlier today. you would never know though.
Winsomniac 09.01.10	Would I recognize the name if you were to say it?
Counterfeit 09.01.10	give us the first and last letter.
bailar12 09.01.10	i thnk you would recognize it, since it kinda stands out i guess, and i thnk ive posted in the same threads as you before.
tinkrbel 09.01.10	"dont question veteran users youre wrong" def great list 'feit very useful
Counterfeit 09.01.10	i will shit bricks. thanks tinkerlain.
AnotherBrick 09.01.10	i will shit feits
Counterfeit 09.01.10	i would very much like to not come out of your sphincter.
bailar12 09.01.10	ehh i guess its kinda disappointing feit. not a total crazy user, just a nice guy who uses the site for acquiring music, rec'ing others the music, and talking about it.
Counterfeit 09.01.10	That's what Tink said when he came out of the closet. But I was still like "oh, that guy is coor"
bailar12 09.01.10	ehh i guess you would..... i still have to give it more time. i almost told sea once, but i restrained myslef. I WAS WEAK THAT DAY CMON
Counterfeit 09.01.10	Sea..........................that guy hated my deftones review..........................he can foad..................jk sea if u read this ilu................
bloc 09.01.10	I'm just glad tink is not Deviant
bailar12 09.01.10	hes cool. i like him. he just plain out asked me in my shoutbox one day and he was the only one i could remember that actually has. so i almost told him for his directness and honesty.
Counterfeit 09.01.10	lol bloc. u kno u luv dat dev fella. i just took the sea route, btw
bailar12 09.01.10	i noticed.
SeaAnemone 09.01.10	awww thanks guys, I'm glad I saw this : ) also, I'm planning on being nicer. I've become bitter in regards to this site, but I can easily restrain myself more... gonna avoid the users I can't stand anymore : (
bailar12 09.01.10	hope it isnt too bad for you see : ( the site cleanup should be able to help in a bit
bloc 09.01.10	It's not that I don't like tink, it's just that it would have been so damn weird.
Enotron 09.01.10	well now i just feel bad
Counterfeit 09.01.10	hhaahaha. DONT AVOID ME SEA
Counterfeit 09.01.10	it really would be weird if dev was tink. and i cant wait for the sight clean up.
Sowing 09.01.10	hopefully sea wont hate me for reviewing the goo goo dolls :(
Counterfeit 09.01.10	cant hate on SowingSeason.
tinkrbel 09.01.10	I'm just glad tink is not Deviant[2] that would've been weird
Counterfeit 09.01.10	manderson is so funny
bloc 09.01.10	You always do the [] thing to me :D
tinkrbel 09.01.10	that's cuz you're so quotable bloc i usually agree with what you say
Counterfeit 09.01.10	yeah but he likes futurepop
Sowing 09.01.10	i actually always suspected tink was either knott or deviant, based on a tip he gave me saying that he had more reviews than me. at the time of that tip, deviant had slightly more reviews than me and we were getting along pretty well, just like me and tink, and plus dev's taste is pretty different from mine which was another hint...i also went through a very brief phase where i suspected returntorock but then i got smart
tinkrbel 09.01.10	i know, thats why we never talk about music
bloc 09.01.10	TOO FAR GUYS. TOO FAR.
AnotherBrick 09.01.10	Consider a piece of gold jewelry that weighs 9.95 g and has a volume of 0.675 cm^3. The jewelry contains only gold and silver, which have densities of 19.3 g/cm^{3} and 10.5 g/cm^{3}, respectively. If the total volume of the jewelry is the sum of the volumes of the gold and silver that it contains, calculate the percentage of gold (by mass) in the jewelry.
Counterfeit 09.01.10	i honestly had no idea who it was. i thought maybe foxhound since he is the troll master
tinkrbel 09.01.10	"i also went through a very brief phase where i suspected returntorock " dude, sowing, wtf? that's the worst thing i've heard since someone said i was that retard jesusjuice
Sowing 09.01.10	it lasted all of like 1 day, it had to do with a shoutbox post you left me...but i realized ur way cooler than that so its cool
Counterfeit 09.01.10	omg u poor thing. jesusjuice? ughhhhh
tinkrbel 09.01.10	yea can you believe that 'feit? and sowing i bet it was only cuz he has 200+ reviews rite?
bloc 09.01.10	The jewelery is 63.8% gold
Sowing 09.01.10	that and something you said about getting troll neg'd which happens to RtR all the time
Counterfeit 09.01.10	not 50% are good albums either..
tinkrbel 09.01.10	well i dont think returntorock gets troll neg'd, his negs are pretty legitimate imo
Counterfeit 09.01.10	never really read one of his reviews. not that sight rank matters, i dont think he should be number 1 solely based on the sheer amount of them. i mean, did we need a poison discog review? along with every members shitty solo attempts?
Sowing 09.01.10	i dont think his reviews are the best out of any user on the site, but they are at least above average. i think the majority of hate directed his way comes from WHAT he reviews, not HOW he writes
Counterfeit 09.01.10	^ bingo bang, but like i said "i mean, did we need a poison discog review? along with every members shitty solo attempts?"
Sowing 09.01.10	oh no, we definitely didnt need that. i think that goes without saying haha
tinkrbel 09.01.10	did you see his KISS discog? every KISS album and solo releases by KISS members! ugh! and yea site rank is based only on the number of reviews
Counterfeit 09.01.10	No, I never witnessed it happening. But i seened it. ugh. Im gonna churn out a bunch of subpar reviews just to be number 1
tinkrbel 09.01.10	well you have to be quick, he posts about 3-4 per week!
Counterfeit 09.01.10	jeeeez. thats crazy. i dont even know how to start the review im working on now.
tinkrbel 09.01.10	idk how he does it but it's fucking crazy how many reviews he does
Counterfeit 09.01.10	it really is. does he really switch up formats at all? or is it just the same review with a different band/album?
tinkrbel 09.01.10	lol! idk! ive just read a couple of them mainly cuz he reviews shit that i don't care about and most of sput doesn't care about
Counterfeit 09.01.10	mhm. he's really just reviewing for himselfor something i think, idk.
tinkrbel 09.01.10	i hate when ppl say "i did this review for myself" if you're doing it for yourself, don't post it on a public site!
Counterfeit 09.01.10	ive never actually seen that haha. "I DID THIS FOR ME!!" posts on teh interwebs lolwut?
Canyons of Static 09.01.10	http://home.comcast.net/~wolfand/
Counterfeit 09.01.10	i super duper fast clicked through that.
Canyons of Static 09.01.10	Dammit
Counterfeit 09.01.10	haha.
tinkrbel 09.01.10	that sucked canyons
Counterfeit 09.01.10	ANSWER DF QUESTION
Canyons of Static 09.01.10	Yes
Counterfeit 09.01.10	sup bro?
tinkrbel 09.01.10	still banned?
bailar12 09.01.10	no moar ahab?!
Canyons of Static 09.01.10	Yes I'm banned for another week and 3 days; This is Ahab's account, I just changed the name
Counterfeit 09.01.10	Call of the Wretched Sea
Canyons of Static 09.01.10	True dat
JWT155 09.01.10	I lol'd numerous times reading this but some are so true.
Counterfeit 09.01.10	I know, took me two minutes to make too.
bloc 09.01.10	Say word Canyon is Ahab...
Counterfeit 09.12.10	boomboompow
wyankeif1337 09.12.10	I'm working on the name thing in #1.
Counterfeit 09.12.10	proud of u
wyankeif1337 09.12.10	Thanks bro. I feel loved.
Counterfeit 09.12.10	tis mah job
Counterfeit 06.06.11	BETTER THAN CHAN EMERITUS FREEMAN'S
OFace 06.06.11	For sure
illmitch 06.06.11	typin like dis is what kool ppl do tho
illmitch 06.06.11	rest of da list is prty good
Counterfeit 06.06.11	ya yer rite probs srry
illmitch 06.06.11	nah i think u got a point only kool elite ppl can type like dis and be kool if u type like this and ur a pleb u look like a dum ass