BigHans: Unrealistic Sports Movie Characters

BigHans 07.22.10	Snoogins.
TheBaneofSputnik 07.22.10	Shane Falco for the win!
BigHans 07.22.10	I really, really want to bone the chick who played the lead in the Replacements.
Fugue 07.22.10	Uhh I love Waterboy, only film on here I've seen though.
Yazz_Flute 07.22.10	yo you forgot Juwana Mann hahahaha
Yazz_Flute 07.22.10	also James Van Der Beek MAH NIGGA
TheBaneofSputnik 07.22.10	But ya, if Woody was really shooting in White Men Can't Jump, those would be bricks, bricks, bricks. His motion was terrible. White Men Can't Jump? Isn't that a bit racist and stereotypical? In that case, I"m making a movie called "Black Men Can't Swim."
BigHans 07.22.10	lol Nick. Snipes wasnt that good either. He was better as Willy Mayes Hayes in major League.
sumyunguy 07.22.10	Squeak "Little Bitch" Scolari ftw
BigHans 07.22.10	Wasnt it Squints? You referring to the Sandlot?
ConsiderPhlebas 07.22.10	I reckon the most unbelievable is the English dude in Wimbledon, who pulls Kirsten Dunst and wins the tournament. Just ridiculous. Shit film though anyway. Charlie Sheen in Major League was pretty unbelievable, but I don't know shit about baseball.
Masochist 07.22.10	BigHans would flourish on sputnikmovies.com. LOL, #14 was definitely unrealistic, but it was a fun movie.
BigHans 07.22.10	Yeah Sheen is definitely an honorable mention.
TheBaneofSputnik 07.22.10	No, he's referring to BASEketball.
BigHans 07.22.10	Oh yeah. Forehead Slap.
BigHans 07.22.10	Masochist, I would only be good at late 80's and 90's.
TheBaneofSputnik 07.22.10	I liked the beginning of The Replacement, when Falco through an iron football from the top of a trophy 30 yards underwater.
BigHans 07.22.10	I liked the really disturbing part where Michaels and Madden were announcing in the background as he started to get it on with the lead chick in the bar.
BigHans 07.22.10	Shit, I forgot Louis Gosset Jr. playing a boxer who fights 20 dudes in one day at the age of 50. Diggstown, bitches.
TheBaneofSputnik 07.22.10	Louis Gosset, Jr and James Woods for the win!
BigHans 07.22.10	Love that movie.
Inveigh 07.22.10	glad you included Bball Diaries, for as good as that movie is, the bball scenes are terrible. Leo dribbles damn near his neck. and I liked The Replacements, but yeah Keanu's not a star NFL quarterback lol in regards to Bobby Boucher... two words, Hans: Retard Strength.
BigHans 07.22.10	Bobby Boucher, that guys definitely a virgin.
Pittsburgh 07.22.10	Funny, Sheen was a star pitcher in high school. Something obviously didn't translate correctly on screen.
Satellite 07.22.10	Love this list. Needs more Kevin Costner in For Love of the Game, because he played a Tigers pitcher who throws a perfect game without getting fucked by the umps.
Inveigh 07.22.10	list needz moar Air Bud
BigHans 07.22.10	Costner is actually one of the more believeable movie athletes. Especiallly his seminal role as Roy McAvoy in Tin Cup. I fucking love that movie.
Pittsburgh 07.22.10	I agree with Inveigh, Most Valuable Primate anyone? monkeys and hockey don't mix.
WatchItExplode 07.22.10	diggstown and baseketball both rule
BigHans 07.22.10	Yeah Josh, when I first saw American Pie I was like Holy Shit thats the kid from Rookie of the year. Cant think of anything else he's been in.
greg84 07.22.10	Will Smith in Ali would be my pick for the most realistically portrayed character. I don't know about the most unrealistic though. Maybe Will Farrell in Blades of Glory. It was a fun film.
Quen 07.22.10	lol
BigHans 07.22.10	Yeah I need to do a realistic list as well. Will Smith would be on it.
greg84 07.22.10	C'mon. Alpha male on ice. There are no such people.
Quen 07.22.10	Kevin Costner was probably my favorite movie athlete, Adam Sandler in Waterboy was incredible. Oh and by the way if I remember right doesn't he bang that one chick in the end? So he wouldn't be a virgin?
BigHans 07.22.10	The virgin line was from the movie, when he calls his favorite wrestler, and the guy makes fun of him, saying "That guys definitely a virgin."
BigHans 07.22.10	Oh, and his girlfriend in The Waterboy was ugly as FUCK.
Quen 07.22.10	Yeah your right I remember that. And no argument here about her being ugly as fuck lol.
greg84 07.22.10	Ahh and Jack Black in Nacho Libre. Haha
BigHans 07.22.10	I couldnt finish nacho Libre it was so fucking atrocious.
Quen 07.22.10	Yeah, I've never been able to watch it all the way through either, Jack Black failed so hard on that movie.
Dunpeal 07.22.10	dunno if it's that unbelievable, but Matt Modine in Vision Quest is classic
BigHans 07.22.10	Fuck yes Vision Quest. I love the training montage when they play Red Rider's "Lunatic Fringe." Song rules.
greg84 07.22.10	It wasn't very good but quite funny in an absurd way. Definitely not for viewers who aren't Jack Black's fans.
BigHans 07.22.10	I hated it because it had that dry, underproduced, slow Napoleon Dynamite feel. I hated Napoleon Dynamite.
BallsToTheWall 07.22.10	Needs moar Baseketball
Quen 07.22.10	I'd consider myself a Jack Black fan, still I didn't enjoy that movie at all. And is Lucha Libre even considered a sport? I thought it was all staged.
greg84 07.22.10	Yeah. Napoleon was lame. I usually don't like such films, but for JB I can make an exception and say it was worth 3 out of 5 stars. The guy saved this flick.
Dunpeal 07.22.10	"I love the training montage when they play Red Rider's "Lunatic Fringe." Song rules." tru dat. 80's owned when it came to montages
BigHans 07.22.10	Dunpeal, since you seem to know 80's movies, have CTTS rated low, and TEB 5'd, we can be friends.
MUNGOLOID 07.22.10	michael jordan in space jam, there's no way in hell he can stretch his arm that far.
Dunpeal 07.22.10	cool bro. i need moar Corleone in my lyfe no homo
hotcheetofan 07.23.10	jamarcus russel sucks. js