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| | How to be a "jazzy" death metal band | | 1 | use some form of vocal manipulation
woah, it's like an alien is singing! | | 2 | all basses
must be fretless | | 3 | try to use clean guitars
with chorus | | 4 | write a song in a weird time signature
like 6/8 | | 5 | move your fingers around on the fretboard
they'll think it's really technical | | 6 | pen lyrics about
something psuedo-spiritual or cosmic | | 7 | release an album with a title like
The Embryonic Synchronicity | | 8 | commission garish artwork for album
it'll look totally badass, and like, totally reflects the music | | 9 | wear a ponytail
or grow a goatee | | 10 | have fans that
don't understand what "jazzy" means and probably haven't listened to jazz | |
Homunculusninja
07.18.10 | too true | Thor
07.18.10 | lol at thinking 6/8 is weird | Zip
07.18.10 | 10 is absolutely perfect haha I hate it when people say that something is jazzy and they don't know what jazz is. | Athom
07.18.10 | The kids, they listen to the rap music. That gives them the brain damage. With the hippin and the hoppin and the bippin and the boppin, so they don't know what the jazz is all about! You see, jazz is like jello pudding. No, actually its more like Kodak film. No, actually jazz is like the New Coke. It'll be around forever. | Yazz_Flute
07.18.10 | Here I go, down the slope. Oh I'm going fast zip zop zoopity bop. | ButcheredChildren
07.18.10 | lmao 10, reminds me of my 14 year old self "OH MY GOD EPHEL DUATH" |
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