SlightlyEpic: Preferred Murder Method?

SlightlyEpic 07.09.10	I quite like the idea of strangling someone, just watching their eyes go blank idk
SlightlyEpic 07.09.10	you guys this is a serious issue here
SlightlyEpic 07.09.10	oooo I like, only downside is what do you do with the gory mess afterwards
Zoo 07.09.10	Dude in No Country For Old Men had the right idea. Just make it more compact and concealable and you're good to go.
Apollo 07.09.10	I liked what Gerard Butler did to the guy who murdered his wife and child in Law Abiding Citizen
Mr. Lizard 07.09.10	Fuck them and give them aids
Kiran 07.09.10	if you ever need to get away with multiple acts of murder, just move to rothbury and hide in a tent, apparently it's fool proof
Emim 07.09.10	Nah, guys. Simple is where it's at, like a .45 to the back of the head.
BigHans 07.09.10	I'd dick slap them to death.
SHAKEandBAKE 07.09.10	I prefer murder by death
NEVERfade 07.09.10	Big giant ice pick, stab stab, then throw it in the tolite, flush away evidence
Slipping Away 07.09.10	introduce someone to sputnikmusic.com, then watch as they slowly waste their life away each day on the site until they starve to death
Masochist 07.09.10	I'd cover my victim with a soaked cloth, careful not to let them lose consciousness, but restraining them. I then inject potassium into the basilica vein underneath their armpit to preserve the body (and hide the insertion point), before dripping nitroglycerin on their tongue. They'd have about seven minutes of life left, during which I could do whatever the fuck I'd want to do with them. I could slice open their bodies while they felt every fucking cut, I could bone their mother in front of them without them being able to do anything...hell, I could sing fucking "Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty" and they'd have to sit there and fucking take it. Best part is, the Pathologists on duty would think it was a natural death, an arrhythmia of the heart from mitral valve prolapse. I'd get off scott-free if there were no witnesses. Don't fuck with me. Also...go see the movie Pathology.
Prolapse 07.09.10	never talk to me again
zarquan99 07.09.10	^ yeah i did that a couple times
TheBaneofSputnik 07.09.10	Hmmmmm.... how do I prefer to murder people, you ask? Why, by taking their favorite superstar away from them!! I don't even have to do the dirty work, they do it themselves!
ButcheredChildren 07.09.10	sit the person in a room with Dryden and tell them to talk music :P
Prolapse 07.09.10	i prefer to butcher children
klap 07.09.10	my lawyer advises against commenting
SlightlyEpic 07.09.10	hey klap i know what you do in your spare time you can't get past me you felon
Hyperion1001 07.09.10	Feed them to a crocodile. Digests bone and everything. No traces at all.
Prolapse 07.09.10	you sick fuck
Ire 07.09.10	I would sit Butcheredchildren in a room and make him listen to good music until he starves
Obfuscation24 07.09.10	Whatever happened to a good ol' bullet between the eyes?
Hyperion1001 07.09.10	Too messy.
Dryden 07.09.10	first you rate thier anus then you smash thier head on your table then you rape them again and then keep them in a plastic bag in your closet then take them out and try to fuck them in the ass again but for some reason you cant take off your belt so you face fuck them i didnt have a dream of this 2 days ago
Obfuscation24 07.09.10	Very true. If it were me I'd slip something in their drink to knock them out, drag them into a freezer and have them to die in there. After that, I'd invite my neighbors over and use the meat for some special barbecue.
Dryden 07.09.10	if it was blooz then you just shoot him until he dies dead
Zip 07.09.10	I'm with the choking but after seeing Rambo IV I kind of wish I had the power to rip someone's throat out. But combine that with Vader's force choke. So like, a force throat rip.
Urinetrouble 07.09.10	snake pit columbian necktie or take out all of their innards and skeleton and make the mans wife wear it as a suit.(adds insult to the murder)