Rottnest Island; The Happiest Place For University Students, 4 Days A Year.
A customary celebration in Western Australia is to spend the week after uni exams getting wasted on a tiny island half an hour from Fremantle harbour drinking yourself stupid and doing retarded things in the name of fun, these are 50 things I did this week. |
| 50 | Quoted M. Bison in various situations.
This is delicious!!!! Nothing like a great way to waste time on the first day quoting the Mighty Bison while various girls stare at you thinking "I do not want to have sex with those guys". |
| 49 | Denying BBQ sauce to the people next door
Nothing like seeing the sheer rage on the face of your local neighbourhood douchebag as he hides his tears behind ray-bans. |
| 48 | Trying to blow up a tennis ball and instead possibly polluting the entire island with toxic smoke
Seemed like a good idea at the time. |
| 47 | Punctuating sentence with the word cunt
Seriously so fun. |
| 46 | Circle of Death except every card is an Ace
15 minutes in and everyone is drunk. |
| 45 | Being a Punter
the first stage of drunkeness |
| 44 | being a Maggot Punter
the second stage of drunkeness |
| 43 | being a Paggot Munter
the third stage of drunkeness |
| 42 | Paggotron
the fourth stage of drunkeness |
| 41 | The Fucktest Cunt
Alcohol Poisoning. |
| 40 | Wanting to fight someone solely because he wears a nine-button jacket.
"Hey nine-button you dumbshit, where'd you get the jacket? Fags R Us?" |
| 39 | Reminding people that they can't rape someone in the diner.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzdu7rzuqIE |
| 38 | Calling a Vuvuzela a cum-trumpet
Seriously, who the fuck bringing a vuvuzela to a party? |
| 37 | Calling the guy playing the Vuvuzela a cock-snorkelling thundercunt
Seriously, who the fuck brings a vuvuzela to a party? |
| 36 | Talking about pubes
not mine specifically. |
| 35 | Being told by an old lady to put dicks in your ears
she was like 70 |
| 34 | Fucking up a drinking chant.
lads lads lads lads lads lads COCKS!!!! |
| 33 | trading packets of instant noodles for sex
Mi Goreng noodles are the greatest currency since Bison Dollars. |
| 32 | Boat races
awesome drinking game |
| 31 | bullshit
awesome card/drinking game |
| 30 | drawing penises on the faces of the unconscious
arguably the most fun thing to see a person wake up to and then realize. |
| 29 | having a 12 year old local tell you he stabs bitches and rapes the corpses
That is freaky as all hell to hear when you're on your 17th beer. |
| 28 | Watching seagulls fight over bread crumbs
second best spectator sport in ever |
| 27 | watching seagulls attack the poor bastard you covered in bread crumbs
best spectator sport ever |
| 26 | When 2 people leave the house in nothing but poncho's and come back covered in sand.
mmmm hmmmmm |
| 25 | When police officers catch you in the dunes
RUN!! |
| 24 | building a staff out of beer cans and telling people they shall not pass
back to the shadows |
| 23 | Not eating anything but maggoty bread for three stinkin days
Or as they like to be known "Subway" |
| 22 | referring to asian people as orcs after learning that Mordor was based on China
Tolkien was a racist. |
| 21 | carrying a bag pipe playing, kilt wearing, ginger man home after he ran 3 kilometres from the police
We called him Ranga Steve |
| 20 | Starting fights with people who wear green shirts
"Oi cunt" "What, cunt?" "your shirt's green cunt" punch. |
| 19 | trying to exchange Bison dollars for british pounds at the money exchange
then screaming racist when you're told the currency doesn't exist. |
| 18 | Trying to buy alcohol with Bison dollars
And having the guy accept it because he too supports the Mighty Bison. |
| 17 | Pissing in a suitcase
:) |
| 16 | putting someone inside the suitcase
:D |
| 15 | Asking the girls dressed as pirates if they'd like to duel
they agreed |
| 14 | Suggesting that this duel involve your penis against their vaginas
they did not agree |
| 13 | Reminding the Australian soccer team you could've scored 12 goals against Serbia if you had played.
fucking Pim Verbeek |
| 12 | the term dumb-dawg
makes everything a little blacker |
| 11 | the term gay-cunt
makes everything a little wack-er |
| 10 | "Suck me off at the next station"
is not something you should say when travelling on a bus |
| 9 | accidentally knocking someone unconscious
in my defence you aren't supposed to run towards someone with a sock full of coins. |
| 8 | seducing women by describing your preferred methods of rape
totally worked |
| 7 | asking every redheaded girl if the carpet matched the curtains
funny stuff |
| 6 | asking every redhead girl if the carpet matched her pubes
the carpet...was green |
| 5 | quoting adam sandler
so many fun things to say |
| 4 | singing I'm on a boat, whilst being on a boat
dreams do come true |
| 3 | threesomes
dreams do come true |
| 2 | tapeing a person to a flag pole only to have it start pouring rain, thereby requiring you bolt the 2
I owe that guy like 12 beers |
| 1 | asking someone if they had sand in their vagina
and then she did. |
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