cirq
06.20.10 | yo turn |
dnor
06.20.10 | I enjoy 1, 3, and 4. Never heard 2. |
dnor
06.20.10 | oh and
Yo mama so fat she was baptized in the ocean. |
bloc
06.20.10 | Yo momma so fat, she was lying on the beach and Greenpeace threw her back in. |
dnor
06.20.10 | Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family! |
ThePalestMexican
06.20.10 | Yo momma so fat she was walking to Wal-Mart, tripped on K-Mart, and fell on Target |
cirq
06.20.10 | yo mommas so ugly she made an onion cry
btw, the link under 2 is a free download |
dnor
06.20.10 | Yo Momma is so fat that when she puts on a black and white jacket, the Seaworld Employees are called about "Shamu Escaping". |
Sheeple9000
06.20.10 | Chuck Norris once went into Burger King and ordered a Big Mac and he got one. |
ThePalestMexican
06.20.10 | Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." |
ThePalestMexican
06.20.10 | Chuck Norris is so tough he got the high score on Galaga by punching the screen. |
dnor
06.20.10 | Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. |
tinkrbel
06.20.10 | Yo mommas so fat i had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot if u wanna fuck her u gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in
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bloc
06.20.10 | Yo momma so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out. |
cirq
06.20.10 | Yo momma just fat |
OpenDoorLeia
06.20.10 | Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. |
tinkrbel
06.20.10 | yo mommas got a glass eye wit a fish in it |
bloc
06.20.10 | Yo momma has fleas |
DeafMetal
06.21.10 | Yo momma's so fat she be reminding me of Santa or some shit. |
Emim
06.21.10 | Yo mommas so fat I had to roll three times just to get off her.
Yo mommas so fat she stuck her head out the window and got arrested for mooning. |
bloc
06.21.10 | Yo momma so fat when she crossed the street a car had to swerve around her and it ran out of gas. |
LG
06.21.10 | I like pickles and momma's |
Emim
06.21.10 | Yo momma so fat she stepped on a dollar and made change. |
bloc
06.21.10 | Yo momma so dum it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes |
LG
06.21.10 | Why you gotta make fun of my momma like that! I'll have you know that woman is a saint. |
cirq
06.21.10 | yo momma a HOE |