BigHans
User

Reviews 118
Approval 95%

Soundoffs 63
Album Ratings 3093
Objectivity 73%

Last Active 11-01-19 7:59 pm
Joined 10-08-09

Review Comments 30,959

 Lists
10.27.22 RIP Spirit ♦12.05.19 Spotify Artist of the Decade
12.03.19 Hans' Decade Jams ♦10.31.19 Hans Halloween Hard Jams Inc ♦
10.09.19 10 Years of Hans ♦08.14.19 Man Buns Need Not Apply - Monster Truck
07.11.19 30k, Up the Irons07.09.19 Metal Hearts (Ballads of Might)
06.24.19 How Am I Not Deaf Yet - 3 Years of Conc06.11.19 Slap My Bass (And Give Me Grooves)
01.24.18 Rec me SWAGGER jams09.13.17 The National "Moments" ♦
08.09.17 Roadhouse Jams05.25.16 Hans' Epic Concert Month
03.05.14 Riffs Of Smash02.26.14 Riffs Of F*cking Fist
02.21.14 The Rad RUSH 5702.17.14 Riff Goddamn City ♦
More »

Top 10 Female Artists I Would Not Kick Out Of The Sack

Politically correct, safe list title. Translation, top 10 female singers I would completely and utterly destroy.
1Stevie Nicks
Fleetwood Mac

70-80's era only. I don't care what anybody says, Stevie in this era, with her combo of looks, her voice, and the aura she gave off that she would definitely be down for whatever makes her my number one. Unbeatable. Best Song: Rhiannon
2Shania Twain
Country Solo Artist

Mid 90's era, hell even today. Any doubters, pull up the You Tube video for "Any Man of Mine." How did that ugly bastard Mutt Lange ever score this? Best Song: Any Man of Mine
3Lita Ford
Hair Metal Solo Artist, The Runaways

Mostly 80's era, but definitely still today. Pretty much defines "Rock Cougar." You would have to have a set of brass balls to tangle with this one. Best Song: Kiss Me Deadly
4Madonna
Duh

80's to mid 90's era. Sure, you would have to wrap it twice, but she's on my list purely because of the challenge. Not the challenge of bagging her, the challenge of making it out alive. Go rent Body of Evidence now. Best Song: Either Borderline or Live to Tell
5Beyonce
Duh

Because she seems like the kind of chick that acts all stuck up and prudish in public, but is probably a hell cat behind the scenes. Best Song, uh, I really don't care, how about that one about her being able to pay her Bills?
6Cristina Scabbia
Lacuna Coil

Italian Goth Chicks for the win. Seriously hot. Best Song: Our Truth
7Hayley Williams
Paramore

Although I would probably have to fight TiesThatBind to the death for the rights. Best Song: Misery Business
8Mariah Carey
Duh

Pre-coked out deshelved crazy diva Glitter phase. Before this, I dont care what anyone says, Mariah was arguably the most bangable female in music. Best Song: Vision of Love
9Carrie Underwood
Country Music Singer

I'm a Cowboys fan, but I most say my man Romo is a fucking idiot for dumping her for train wreck/soul destroyer Jessica Simpson. Best Song: I have no idea, I don't pay attention to her music.
10Susanna Hoffs
Singer, The Bangles

Go watch some old Bangles videos some time. Arguably the hottest female singer of the 80's. Seriously. Best Song: Hazy Shade of Winter
Show/Add Comments (43)

STAFF & CONTRIBUTORS // CONTACT US

Bands: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Site Copyright 2005-2023 Sputnikmusic.com
All Album Reviews Displayed With Permission of Authors | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy