BigHans: I Am The Metallica Authority

BigHans 05.24.10	Feel free to argue kids.
BigHans 05.24.10	Patiently waiting the Academy to say Metallica sucks and for Progmaster to tell us all he is really James Hetfield incarnate.
FadeToBlack 05.24.10	Metallica sucks. I would argue with 1, but it would be futile.
BigHans 05.24.10	Haha. Love your user name.
Spec 05.24.10	Stupid list = this one.
ShadowRemains 05.24.10	Aren't you forgetting "One" for 4?
BigHans 05.24.10	Stupid list = this one. ^ worthless user = you.
BeardedIdiot 05.24.10	Wholeheartedly agree on 4, 7 and 10
FadeToBlack 05.24.10	quite honestly though, I haven't listened to metallica in over half a year. yeah you got the right song for 4 right :P
ShadowRemains 05.24.10	For me: 1: Creeping Death 2: Lars 3: Live Shit (Seattle) 4: One (By just a tad) 5: Puppets 6: Blackened 7: One 9: Die, Die My Darling 10: Either Blackened or Battery (they're pretty much tied)
ShadowRemains 05.24.10	oh, and 8 would be The Unnamed Feeling
BigHans 05.24.10	Yeah Unnamed Feeling is pretty awful.
Phrike 05.24.10	"metallica sucks" coming from a guy who has RtL at 4.5 and MoP at 4 havent listened to them in ages myself, but their old stuff is awesome
ShadowRemains 05.24.10	i think it might have been a joke teddy...
BigHans 05.24.10	Yeah Im guessing based on his user name it was a joke.
SupportThePoops 05.24.10	Fade To Black is a corny, overrated song
ShadowRemains 05.24.10	oh and I can't resist the obvious "That's what she said" moment in the second sentence of the description for 6... That's what she said...
FadeToBlack 05.24.10	they both used to be 5s. my taste is now superior than when I first joined :P
BigHans 05.24.10	Haha, set that one up, Michael Scott wouldn't be able to resist.
ShadowRemains 05.24.10	"Fade To Black is a corny, overrated song" That statement has a copious amount of "No" all over it
Yazz_Flute 05.24.10	Fuel is an excellent song though.
ShadowRemains 05.24.10	Fuel>>>pretty much anything else on Reload
BigHans 05.24.10	I've always hated Fuel for some reason. Really the only songs I can stand on ReLoad are Prince Charming, Fixxxer, and Low Man's Lyric.
ShadowRemains 05.24.10	James' voice on that is so annoying
bloc 05.24.10	St. Anger's opener is the best song on the album
BigHans 05.24.10	YOURE LIVING A LIE YEAH YOURE LIVING A LIE
bloc 05.24.10	lol I love that song
FadeToBlack 05.24.10	TIC TIC TIC
ShadowRemains 05.24.10	ohh, ohhh, ohhhh, ohh, oh, oh (Fade to Black's ending riff) Just awesome (probably should've been my best instead of Blackened)
BigHans 05.24.10	Guessing it was a troll comment.
ShadowRemains 05.24.10	yeah, but it was still pretty stupid
AntonioMontana 05.24.10	1-Best song is Fade to Black, you lose ponts there. 2-So, James is a douche for needing therapy? Pussy maybe, but douche? 3-Agreed 4-Fade to black us best everything. 5-Agreed 6-Too hard to choose one. 7-read 6 9-Die,die my darling. Peirod. 10-yes
tiesthatbind 05.24.10	The best part of Metallica's discography for me will always be Battery and Master of Puppets back to back.
Inveigh 05.24.10	Fuel does indeed suck. But the worst Metallica single ever was Frantic, duh. It's hard to argue with #1, and your reasoning for #2 is pretty spot-on. For #6, I think you could make the argument for a bunch of others, but that's a great choice. Still, as overplayed as it is, Enter Sandman's main riff is just awesome. Also, the verse riff in Unforgiven III is criminally underrated. Your choice for best Kirk solo is a good one, and one of my favorites as well. But My Friend of Misery and The God That Failed both have solos on that album even that I like more. Best cover is an impossible debate, as Sabra Cadabra, Mercyful Fate, The Prince, Helpless, Last Caress and Stone Cold Crazy could all compete with So What (which is still a fucking awesome song). List rules.
Yazz_Flute 05.24.10	Fade to Black is probably my favorite Metallica song honestly, but Disposable Heroes and The Four Horseman are up there.
AngelofDeath 05.24.10	Creeping Death is the best Metallica song. No argument necessary, it just is.
BigHans 05.24.10	I was pissed they didnt play Creeping Death when i saw them last.
ShadowRemains 05.24.10	"Creeping Death is the best Metallica song. No argument necessary, it just is." There are several contenders, but Creeping Death is on top of my list as well
Comatorium. 05.24.10	worthless list band sucks idk.
BigHans 05.24.10	Why is it every time I see a Metallica sucks comment the user has CTTS and ATDI 5'd. Must go hand in hand, because I hate those bands.
Pastor of Muppets 05.24.10	being the authority on Metallica is like being a Professor of Astrology. Your science has been obsolete for almost two decades.
BigHans 05.24.10	Oh well. Cool user name bro.
Klekticist 05.24.10	love CTTS and ATDI. dont really for metallica, but they command respect regardless. (or they once did)
Comatorium. 05.24.10	They have a few good tunes, but for the most part, they suck. As a band and as individual people they are awful. The CTTS and ATDI comparison stands because you obviously like terrible bands such as MMehtallica.
BigHans 05.24.10	Haha. Yeah, CTTS is so much better than Metallica. Yep, the entire rest of the world hasn't caught on yet. Or maybe they just aren't intelligent enough to understand Drew's limp wristed, emotional screams.
Photon 05.24.10	my personal fav album would be and justice for all.. and yeah ATDI are amazing but CTTS suck
FadeToBlack 05.24.10	yeah because popularity matters. last time I checked most people listend to shit like Nickelback and Creed.
jesusjuice1179 05.24.10	master of puppets is not the greatest metal release of all time, metallica's pretty meh if you ask me
BigHans 05.24.10	yeah because popularity matters. last time I checked most people listend to shit like Nickelback and Creed. ^ Not saying popularity is always king, but old school Metallica is about as universally revered as Metal gets, aside from a few contrarians that are just trying to be edgy and cool. CTTS isnt a pimple on Metallicas ass.
theacademy 05.24.10	I AM THE MASTER OF THE CLIT. REMEMBER THIS FUCKING FACE WHENEVER YOU SEE CLIT, YOU LL SEE THIS FUCKING FACE I MAKE THAT SHIT WORK. IT DOES WHATEVER THE FUCK I TELL IT TO.
BigHans 05.24.10	Isnt it CLIT COMMANDER Academy?
theacademy 05.24.10	NO ONE RULES THE CLIT LIKE ME. NOT THIS LITTLE FUCK^ NONE OF YOU LITTLE FUCKS OUT THERE I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!
BigHans 05.24.10	The best part of that movie is the Sean William Scott Sheep Fucker scene.
theacademy 05.24.10	so much of that movie rulz
Counterfeit 05.24.10	15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand. If that money doesnt show then ya owe me owe me oh! my jungle love, oohhheeeooooeeeoooo! I think I wanna know ya know ya!
theacademy 05.24.10	'What the hell are you singing?' 'You don't know "Jungle Love?" That shit is the mad notes... written by God herself and sent down to the greatest band in the world... THE MOTHAFUCKIN TIME!.'
Comatorium. 05.25.10	i have a man crush on kevin smith's fat pretentious ass.
Counterfeit 06.30.10	May I bump this month old list? Ok thanks. Agree with everything but 5 and 8. RtL for me. And either Nothing Else Matters and Enter Sandman for me. Probably Sandman because NeM is at least a little enjoyable.
Poet 06.30.10	Creeping Death and Ride the Lightning are their best songs.
Counterfeit 06.30.10	naahhh Bells or Puppets definitely.
BigHans 04.25.11	Its going to be a Metallica day. METAL UP YOUR FUCKING ASS
theacademy 04.25.11	that's pretty cool. about as cool as being the "The Amazing Race" authority.
theacademy 04.25.11	about as metal too...
BigHans 04.25.11	Best band ever
Remer17 04.25.11	You're talking about how old you are but you sound like all the Metallica fanboys from high school.
striker45 04.25.11	symphony x is like a more power metal modern metal version of metallica. so imma listen to paradise lost. fuck yes.
Counterfeit 04.25.11	no me
BigHans 04.25.11	You're talking about how old you are but you sound like all the Metallica fanboys from high school. ^ Whats your point? You have 3 of their albums 4.5'd.
Tyrael 04.25.11	'considering Puppets is the greatest metal album ever made' Black Sabbath
Counterfeit 04.25.11	faggot
Tyrael 04.25.11	Sup feit
Irving 04.25.11	"Yes, Lars is a douche, but at least he had the balls to tell James in "Some Kind of Monster" that them paying 20k a week for a therapist was a pussy move" Wasn't it Newsted who said that?
Counterfeit 04.25.11	nuttin jus rockin the shuffle
BigHans 04.25.11	Wasn't it Newsted who said that? ^ He said that too but he was already out of the band at that point.
Remer17 04.25.11	"Whats your point? You have 3 of their albums 4.5'd." I never said I didn't like Metallica. What's your point?
Tyrael 04.25.11	Dude my mother likes The Black Album and she hates metal...
Counterfeit 04.25.11	yer gay thats his point
Chrisjon89 04.25.11	10 is very debatable. I can't split them. SEE OUR MOTHER....PUT TO DEATH...SEE OUR MOTHER DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee I agree with alot of it though. I love how Hetfield introduced certain songs live. MASTER....OF....PUPPETS-AHH!
Remer17 04.25.11	Feit have some secks with me.
Ovrot 04.25.11	Not enuf motorbreath
Gmork89 04.25.11	The Memory Remains rules man cmon! I agree with the rest though.
BigHans 04.25.11	fucked up fact: the night Cliff Burton died they were arguing on who would get what bunk to sleep in on the bus, so they drew cards. Cliff got an ace so he got first choice. His card was the Ace of Spades.
Ovrot 04.25.11	So motörhead was behind the death.... I see....
KILL 04.25.11	creeping death is more m/ than mop
AngelofDeath 04.25.11	123
BigHans 04.25.11	Creeping Death thrashes hard but MOP m/
BigHans 04.25.11	Id have to be really drunk cause album sucks hard
Gmork89 04.25.11	never seen what he did fallin through the grid
Apollo 04.25.11	Hans I challenge this list! See my list for the challenge I have uttered.
BigHans 03.06.12	bump hard
Inveigh 03.06.12	metallic-ah! m/
LepreCon 03.06.12	m/
BigHans 03.06.12	m/ hard
DominionMM1 03.06.12	Best Kirk Solo = The Unforgiven lol
Dimor 03.06.12	Solid list. Although 4 is Sanitarium imo
Inveigh 03.06.12	there's a few Kirk solos that are in contention for that spot, and The Unforgiven is definitely one of them. Fade to Black, My Friend of Misery, One and Disposable Heroes are all up there for me too. Creeping Death as well.
DominionMM1 03.06.12	it's all about the creeping death solo, bruh
JohnnyoftheWell 03.06.12	Good, but the solo in Blackened>>>>>>The Unforgiven Also, Fight Fire With Fire is better than Battery Agree with most of it
TheNotrap 03.06.12	Hahaha you probably are Hans. m/ Here my choices: Best Song = Creeping Death Biggest Douchebag = Needed to know the dudes personally Most Essential Video = Cliff 'Em All Best Ballad = Fade to Black and Unforgiven Best Album = Master of Puppets&Ride the Lighting (changes all the time) Best Kirk Solo = Fade to Black Worst Single = Pick one from their last albums. Best Cover Song = Am I Evil? Greatest Opener = Battery or Blackened
TheNotrap 03.06.12	Haa and best riff = Creeping Death
Strider 03.06.12	Creeping Death is the best riff imo
Gmork89 03.06.12	Awesome list, I think fight fire with fire is the best opener however.
KjSwantko 03.06.12	Holy shit this list is old hans. Gotta say THE SMALL HOURS is the best cover.
Gmork89 03.06.12	Whiskey in the jar-o