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The 10 ALT Commandments

Uhh, it's the ten alt commandments What, uhh, uhh I been in this game for [months] it made me a animal theres rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual a step by step booklet for you to get your game on track, not your dumbass banned
1Alta Mira
Alta Mira


rule number uno never let no one kno how many alts u hold/dont tell people how many alts u have, this is especially tru if u only have 1 alt
2 Altan
Another Sky


dont b a fanboy of the same bands as ur main/AKA the Foxhound rule if u talk about how much u luv AFI wit ALL ur alts ppl will catch on 2 u
3 Altar of Plagues
White Tomb


number three never trust no-bo-dy/just cuz u trust a certain user dont reveal ur alts 2 that person 4 any reason
4 Altars
Das Vertewaltigte


dont rate the same albums/AKA the qwe rule i kno hes not tryin 2 conceal his alts so it doesnt really apply 2 him but his musical neighbors r all his alts
5Alter Bridge
Blackbird


throw a smokescreen/when ppl realize ur an alt they will accuse u of being killer9 so just go wit it like me with my 9 KILLER albums list
6Altered Images
Reflected Images: The Best of Altered Images


remember what profile ur on/u might be using ur indie alt and see a metal topic u want 2 comment on and forget ur on ur indie alt make sure u post the rite comment wit the rite user
7 Alternative TV
My Life As A Child Star


seven this rule is so underrated keep ur alt and main completely separated/dont comment on the same topics with ur alt and ur main or post on lists by ur main wit ur alt
8 Altoriu Seseliai
Margi Sakalai


watch ur vocab/if u call every1 broski wit ur main call them broseph wit ur alt dont use the same slang words wit all ur alts
9Cobalt
Gin


fanboyism/its ok 2 be an opeth fan boy wit all ur alts but if ur the only person who likes a certain artist and u talk about them wit all ur alts thats gonna b a red flag
10 Gruvis Malt
Simon


hav more than 1 "main"!!!
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