JulesWin: It's Not You... It's Me

JulesWin 05.12.10	List is Eminem ranked. Here's hoping the next album is at least #4
Deviant. 05.12.10	No, only chicks say that
JulesWin 05.12.10	"No, only chicks say that" really? Cause I've said that and I know other guys who have said that too
Baphomet 05.12.10	List is right. And of course it's her.
JulesWin 05.12.10	"List is right. And of course it's her" thanx and thanx
ConsiderPhlebas 05.12.10	I can't believe anyone actually says that - thought it was a tv myth. My last gf dumped me via the most hatefilled text I've ever recieved.
Ire 05.12.10	Circle Takes The Square - Ritual of Names ft. Eminem's former glory.
Deviant. 05.12.10	Girls say: "its not you, its me" Guys say: "its not me, its you"
JulesWin 05.12.10	@ ConsiderPhlebas I once got dumped via e-mail she said she couldn't do it through text, not enough room! how long was that text?
bloc 05.12.10	I would never say that to a woman, makes us both sound pathetic.
Parallels 05.12.10	girls say! boys say! hey baby hey baby hey! ...oh wait... nevermind...
theacademy 05.12.10	i INVENTED 'its not you its me' ... you're damn right it's me!
JulesWin 05.12.10	@ Sonicspeed500 lol!
Ire 05.12.10	hey guise, ire's comment was pretty funny.
Parallels 05.12.10	who's ire?
Ire 05.12.10	WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? safetysynyster btw
ConsiderPhlebas 05.12.10	It was five texts joined together. She told me she wished my family would die and that my niece would grow up to be a whore. Great girl.
XulOnerom 05.12.10	Goodness!! What did you do to piss her off that much??
JulesWin 05.12.10	5 texts, that makes sense that sounds fucked up, how long were you with her?
ConsiderPhlebas 05.12.10	Not a lot tbh. I didn't display much emotion and that made me 'cold' apparently. She was just savagely evil. I told her I was going to sleep with her sister in my reply.
JulesWin 05.12.10	"I told her I was going to sleep with her sister in my reply" well it's the least you could do really
ConsiderPhlebas 05.12.10	About six months. I only went out with her because I'd be single for a year and she was blonde.
Parallels 05.12.10	lol thx safetysynyster ehrrr i mean ire.
ConsiderPhlebas 05.12.10	*been
JulesWin 05.12.10	so 6 months and that's how she reacted? she did you a favor tbh
ConsiderPhlebas 05.12.10	Yeah, it never bothered me - if we'd been going out for years she would have probably cut bits of me off and dropped them out her car window.
Ghostechoes 05.12.10	Fortunately, I have never been victim of "It's Not You... It's Me."
Prophet178 05.12.10	Please post at least a snippet of that letter MJ.
Satellite 05.12.10	It's 10x better than being dumped and then getting nothing but "I don't want to talk about it" when pressing her for an explanation.
Satellite 05.12.10	"You're giving me the 'It's not you, it's me' routine? I invented 'It's not you, it's me.' Nobody tells me it's them, not me. If it's anybody, it's me."
tinkrbel 05.12.10	"Please post at least a snippet of that letter MJ" no. u gotta post the whole thing i hope u accused her of buttfucking complicity or told her she cheated on u wit a whimpering faggot
tinkrbel 05.12.10	HOOOOOLY SHIT! ur my hero MJ
CrisStyles 05.12.10	whoa....dude lol
theacademy 05.12.10	dude i live REALLY CLOSE to her. i can go spraypaint ROSS 4 LIFE N*GGA on her door if u want me to... ...also didn't peg u as a new yorker
qwe3 05.12.10	4 2 1 6 3 5 thats mine
theacademy 05.12.10	qwe srsly?! only thing right about that is that encore is worse than relapse... 1-2-4-5-6-5
theacademy 05.12.10	ahh fucked that up 1-2-4-6-3-5
Ghostechoes 05.12.10	LMAO, that letter is so badass.
qwe3 05.12.10	i guess its because the first eminem album i heard was eminem show. and i genuinely think the SSLP is better than MMLP
Prophet178 05.12.10	Hahahahah that is so epic. I'm going to save that letter for use sometime in the future.
tinkrbel 05.12.10	@ qwe & theacademy wtf is wrong wit u? talking about music? did u not see MichaelJordans epic breakup letter?
tinkrbel 05.12.10	"Little will it be suspected that it was you, unremarkable as you are, who lit the sun." wow! that was an amazing line
Ghostechoes 05.12.10	F*ck Jane Doe, MJ's letter is what's up.
qwe3 05.12.10	"wtf is wrong wit u? talking about music? did u not see MichaelJordans epic breakup letter?" meh didn't interest me tbh
theacademy 05.12.10	i chuckled, but breakup letters are a tough sell. i don't really know who this laura is... or more importantly, if she's fat or not. no fat chicks, guys. no exceptions.
theacademy 05.12.10	*unless they're in hairspray
tinkrbel 05.12.10	"meh didn't interest me tbh" did u even READ it? worth a few seconds of ur time imo
AnotherBrick 05.12.10	will the real slim shady, please stand up
theacademy 05.12.10	yall ackt like u neva scene a wite prsn b4
AnotherBrick 05.12.10	i read it, but a simple "fuck you" would of relayed the same message
tinkrbel 05.12.10	@ AnotherBrick the beauty of this letter is that he tears her up WITHOUT cursing
theacademy 05.12.10	top 3 cartoon characters that i wud do: 1. Jessica Rabbit 2. Kim Possible 3. ????? need time to think.
AnotherBrick 05.12.10	1. Bubbles 2. Blossom 3. Buttercup but it has to be a 4 way
TheSpirit 05.12.10	Obv Lela from Futurama
Deviant. 05.12.10	"that and the sex" So you are still human after all
ConsiderPhlebas 05.12.10	MJ, your capacity for bitterness and hatred is inspiring!
BigTuna 05.12.10	You say she was insecure...if she really was, then this letter would devastate her.
Sowing 05.12.10	does disney count as cartoons? if so, jasmine should be added to anyone's list.
Fugue 05.12.10	Woah, letter and a half.
Satellite 05.13.10	Eminem and Jay-Z were just interviewed by the Tigers' announcers during their game vs. the Yankees. Pretty cool.
nastynick 05.13.10	I once got dumped via pigeon. Bird shat all over my hand
Satellite 05.13.10	Haha and I just noticed that Brenna Boesch's walk-up song is Not Afraid.
Satellite 05.13.10	*Brennan
JulesWin 05.13.10	very impressive MJ. I would've loved to see the look on her face after she read THAT!
JulesWin 06.30.10	my 1st comment was: "List is Eminem ranked. Here's hoping the next album is at least #4" and it is