qwe3
05.02.10 | ugh so tired cant sleep though |
Relinquished
05.02.10 | what if you're Meshuggah I want to know |
JWT155
05.02.10 | This rules. |
Romulus
05.02.10 | i enjoyed this |
Prophet178
05.02.10 | Yeah this is a lot better. Props to Sowing for the idea though. |
porch
05.02.10 | Hahaha list rules. 3 and 5 are my favorites
|
Transient
05.02.10 | you just don't 'get' me qwe |
Motiv3
05.02.10 | lol this is great. |
porch
05.02.10 |
"You're the kind of person who listened to a shitload of mediocre pop-punk and alternative rock before this album. Compared to the feces you've been shoving down your soundholes, this band is a little nugget of musical genius"
this is great insight and so, so true, well done |
Crysis
05.02.10 | The Opeth one is full of win. Funny shit qwe. |
qwe3
05.02.10 | sorry transient i tried i really did
"mighty sword of ackerfeldt" is basically a boner joke just clarifying |
JWT155
05.02.10 | "You like to think of yourself as a massive beefcake..."
Epic way to begin a list. |
JulesWin
05.02.10 | "Bottom line is TDAG is the best album ever and the only people who disagree with you are the people who've listened to more than 40 albums in their life"
that was awesome
great list |
SrightryEpic
05.02.10 | hey i like buttsex i think chino might be onto something |
Relinquished
05.02.10 | you still haven't answered my qwestion |
eternium
05.02.10 | They see me trollin'...
So what if someone loves all of these bands? |
qwe3
05.02.10 | if you're meshuggah then youre a band of undecidable genre. You have been making your own specific brand of music since 1987. Hailing from Umea, Sweden, you create dense, hard-hitting, ethereal music, complete with double-bass polyrhythms, near-groovy basslines, dissonant guitars that can be easily mistaken for actual machinery, and lyrics that can make one think as well as frightened if the mood permits.
but you suck because all your songs sound the fucking same |
qwe3
05.02.10 | "So what if someone loves all of these bands? "
Then they probably listen to the music all these bands make |
theacademy
05.02.10 | TDAG is the WORST pop punk album i've ever heard...
why do you have to evaluate a bands worth solely because of its associated genre? seems pretty dumb.
idk tho, im a thrice kid. and you nailed that descript. |
Relinquished
05.02.10 | I bet you still haven't heard The Beyond yet |
PuddlesPuddles
05.02.10 | hahaha awesome |
qwe3
05.02.10 | "why do you have to evaluate a bands worth solely because of its associated genre? seems pretty dumb."
um im gonna assume thats a joke because no one of any intelligence could assume that's what i do |
Relinquished
05.02.10 | The Beyond |
qwe3
05.02.10 | lol |
Relinquished
05.02.10 | dude for real
right now
The Beyond |
shrapnel
05.02.10 | "but you suck because all your songs sound the fucking same"
so true, that's the best way to describe Meshuggah |
qwe3
05.02.10 | dling |
Sowing
05.02.10 | this is like a sarcastic (and slightly more true) version of my list. regardless of the fact that it is totally unoriginal compared to my supremely awesome list, i give you props. i do fit #2 perfectly...except ive heard 750 albums, not 40 |
Relinquished
05.02.10 | about time |
AnotherBrick
05.02.10 | hahaha brand new description ruled |
theacademy
05.02.10 | "um im gonna assume thats a joke because no one of any intelligence could assume that's what i do"
um, i didn't read anything except for the brand new and thrice descriptions but i don't actually have to assume anything. that's sort of exactly what u do (in the brand new description, at least)... |
Brylawski
05.02.10 | dude, he's joking around, dont take the list so seriously
jesus |
tiesthatbind
05.02.10 | lol |
qwe3
05.02.10 | "um, i didn't read anything except for the brand new and thrice descriptions but i don't actually have to assume anything. that's sort of exactly what u do (in the brand new description, at least)..."
hahaha are you serious? nah dude you're actually completely wrong. |
DoubtGin
05.02.10 | this is really good |
Disconnected
05.02.10 | I support this list. |
qwe3
05.02.10 | i'm still waiting for theacademy to explain to me how i evaluated a band's worth by genre |
Optimist
05.02.10 | haha this was hilarious. the brand new description was the best. |
qwe3
05.02.10 | cheers |
theacademy
05.02.10 | sorry was watching Fringe.
just that the entire BN descript flows from this: "Compared to the feces you've been shoving down your soundholes, this band is a little nugget of musical genius." (assuming that the 40 albums are all in the "mediocre pop-punk and alternative rock" genre). Really suggests nothing about the person whose fav. band is bn except that they chose the best band in a comparatively shallow genre... |
crazyblinddude
05.02.10 | list is awesome
i'd add GY!BE
i'd love to hear your take on that |
Ghostechoes
05.02.10 | ... |
Yotimi
05.02.10 | 2 is the most accurate thing I've read on this site |
ckypro3
05.02.10 | all amazing, with the exception #5 which felt kind of forced. |
JackFr
05.02.10 | I love 2, 5, and 6. IMO you could do this about any band, even the classic ones. I could make one of these with The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Radiohead, and... wait. You gave both DE and TDAG a 4.5. Still, this works on any band. |
Tulannical
05.02.10 | haha this is hilarious |
qwe3
05.03.10 | "just that the entire BN descript flows from this: "Compared to the feces you've been shoving down your soundholes, this band is a little nugget of musical genius." (assuming that the 40 albums are all in the "mediocre pop-punk and alternative rock" genre). Really suggests nothing about the person whose fav. band is bn except that they chose the best band in a comparatively shallow genre..."
no it doesn't, it suggests (like i said) that they listened to lots of mediocre pop-punk and alternative rock.
dude the mediocre was inserted for the sole purpose of avoiding suggesting there was anything inherently wrong with those genres. stop trying to make a big deal out of nothing jesus christ |
jesusjuice1179
05.03.10 | the only band i listen to on this list is Thrice, and i pretty much listen to only screaming music, so yea, you lose |
qwe3
05.03.10 | lol stfu dude. reacting to my list like that means you lose. |
jesusjuice1179
05.03.10 | qwe i know you're butthurt, but seriously think before you post stupid shite like this, its completely pointless and idiotic
faggot |
Prophet178
05.03.10 | It's just a joke, fuck. |
qwe3
05.03.10 | haha okay then fine you can react to my list like this. pretty amusing how it got this kinda reaction from you. insult me again? you're welcome to bro dude man |
Emim
05.03.10 | Opeth is like the only thing on this list I'm into all that much. Isn't his name spelled Akerfedlt though?
In short, my tastes are much to elite for this list. |
porch
05.03.10 | jesusjuice is an idiot |
qwe3
05.03.10 | yeah i dunno why i spelled akerfeldt with a c. prob coz i was tired. cheers emim |
jesusjuice1179
05.03.10 | lol at people taking my posts seriously |
Prophet178
05.03.10 | I like how people like you and intotheshit try and play it off like you're just pretending to be an idiot, but in reality you really are an idiot but are too dumb to realize it. |
qwe3
05.03.10 | awww how cute hes playing the "i wasnt being srs" card |
jesusjuice1179
05.03.10 | lol at all the butthurt people who think i wasn't joking and decided to take it farther than it shouldve gone |
alachlahol
05.03.10 | jesus is trying to bring himself back from the dead here |
qwe3
05.03.10 | can he do it |
porch
05.03.10 | lol |
jesusjuice1179
05.03.10 | lol all this arguing is pointless cuz i just put this up to be deleted |
alachlahol
05.03.10 | i just put you up to be deleted |
Prophet178
05.03.10 | Couldn't handle it so he cried to mommy. |
qwe3
05.03.10 | list is about music so yeah won't get deleted |
porch
05.03.10 | people will remember how much of a retard you are long after this is deleted
|
jesusjuice1179
05.03.10 | lol at starting every post with lol |
jesusjuice1179
05.03.10 | lol at people getting offended by this, its not remotely funny lol |
qwe3
05.03.10 | it's all good. list won't get deleted |
alachlahol
05.03.10 | hey dick weasel why are you posting so much |
Jebull
05.03.10 | Lol Brutiful =) |
jesusjuice1179
05.03.10 | lol at people's stupidity for buying into these retarted types of lists |
alachlahol
05.03.10 | you're digging your retard hole deeper with each post dawg |
Prophet178
05.03.10 | I hope you get banned for being a retard. |
qwe3
05.03.10 | hey jesusjuice it's ok if you perfectly embody the thrice stereotype. it's not like i'm going to think less of you. oh wait, no that's not true. i am.
sorry bro |
Brylawski
05.03.10 | jesusjuice you should switch off your computer now |
jesusjuice1179
05.03.10 | lol at people who don't realize i acknowledge the fact that i'm making myself seem like an idiot |
qwe3
05.03.10 | of course which is why you got the list to be deleted :) its alright dude there are lots of idiots on this site you dont have to be ashamed |
jesusjuice1179
05.03.10 | lol at people getting all defensive like its the first time they've ever been harased on the internet |
alachlahol
05.03.10 | i'm being harassed by jesus |
qwe3
05.03.10 | hah you were the one who acted like a little bitch because of the thrice description not me.
CMON GET MO FAIL INTO YA |
Curse.
05.03.10 | bitching gets you nowhere jesus |
jesusjuice1179
05.03.10 | these comments are quite hilarious, keep em coming, you're feeding the troll idiots |
porch
05.03.10 | this is embarrassing
i am embarrassed for you. please stop posting |
jesusjuice1179
05.03.10 | lol at people who want me to stop posting |
qwe3
05.03.10 | began another sputnikgirls. not looking too good though. |
Inveigh
05.03.10 | list rules. If I hadn't seen who did this, I'd still be able to tell it was qwe. awesomeness. |
jesusjuice1179
05.03.10 | lol at sputnikgirls |
qwe3
05.03.10 | cheers inveigh |
jesusjuice1179
05.03.10 | lol at people ignoring me now that they realized i was trolling |
qwe3
05.03.10 | we're ignoring you because you started up a really poor attempt of trolling to convince us you were trolling in the first place and it's just depressingly pathetic
|
jesusjuice1179
05.03.10 | this list is depressingly pathetic |
Deviant.
05.03.10 | I listen to Deadmau5, what you got for that? |
qwe3
05.03.10 | haha idk man but you're in my next sputnikgirls list if that ever happens |
Sowing
05.03.10 | this list rocks. where'd you get such a cool idea? |
jesusjuice1179
05.03.10 | your list was way better Sowing, this is an incredibly feeble attempt at being funny |
Emim
05.03.10 | IT'S TOO LAAATE TO
AH
POLLO
GIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZE |
qwe3
05.03.10 | "this list rocks. where'd you get such a cool idea?"
completely spontaneous actually :P |
Sowing
05.03.10 | i like this list better if i were to be completely honest. |
qwe3
05.03.10 | they both serve diff purposes |
jesusjuice1179
05.03.10 | i think both lists were incredibly stupid, but at least sowing's didn't try to satirize something that is already a joke in and of itself |
TheSpirit
05.03.10 | "Their vocalist can scream but he can also sing. Can other vocalists do that? I don't think so."
I thought that was particularly funny for some reason |
Brylawski
05.03.10 | jesusjuice is without a doubt becoming one of the most stupid people i've ever encountered on the internet
remarkable achievement, kudos
|
jesusjuice1179
05.03.10 | what i found to be the funniest thing of all in this thread is that i can't voice my opinion about this list without immediately being attacked. its so funny that all of you think that i have to have the same views as you, or that makes me an idiot, you guys must all be republicans or something |
qwe3
05.03.10 | "what i found to be the funniest thing of all in this thread is that i can't voice my opinion about this list without immediately being attacked. its so funny that all of you think that i have to have the same views as you, or that makes me an idiot, you guys must all be republicans or something"
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
jesusjuice1179
05.03.10 | also brylawski you said "most stupid"...oh the irony |
Sowing
05.03.10 | dude, jesusjuice, i like ya and all but you gotta just stop commenting on this thread and let people say what they will. It's a lost cause, you won't get it back. |
Prophet178
05.03.10 | It might be because when you say stuff like:
"qwe i know you're butthurt, but seriously think before you post stupid shite like this, its completely pointless and idiotic"
Dunno though, you might be on to something. |
jesusjuice1179
05.03.10 | qwe this is seriously the dumbest thing i've ever seen, you need to be more subtle about your satire if you want it to work, its just basically a childish rant about how you feel about these bands |
Brylawski
05.03.10 | hahaha "most stupid" is correct you fucking moron
|
qwe3
05.03.10 | "also brylawski you said "most stupid"...oh the irony"
HAHAHAHA holy shit this guy's gold.
|
jesusjuice1179
05.03.10 | im pretty sure its "stupidest", but what do i know
*waits for people to post "nothing" and will post it because i'm saying they will* |
qwe3
05.03.10 | "stupidest" is the more widely used but grammatically incorrect term.
"most stupid" is the superlative form of "stupid"
now gtfo you hilariously retarded user |
Prophet178
05.03.10 | Dude acting like an idiot is even more pathetic than being an actual idiot. No one is fooled by you. |
porch
05.03.10 | ok i've changed my mind jesusjuice
keep posting because this thread just got seriously funny
|
jesusjuice1179
05.03.10 | lol again at people who don't realize i'm doing this to be an idiot so the thread dies
as i post a comment *facepalm* |
TheSpirit
05.03.10 | "lol again at people who don't realize i'm doing this to be an idiot so the thread dies"
Ohh, so you like being embarrassed. |
qwe3
05.03.10 | ugh guys can we just talk about the list or something this dude's getting tedious |
TheSpirit
05.03.10 | Brutiful list |
jesusjuice1179
05.03.10 | just let this shit list die so that other lists that are actually, you know, of some relevance can get recognized |
Ghostechoes
05.03.10 | ... |
TheSpirit
05.03.10 | will keep list alive forever
sup everyone. |
qwe3
05.03.10 | this list is better than all of the lists posted yesterday and probably all the lists that get posted today unless i post another one
fact |
Emim
05.03.10 | "also brylawski you said "most stupid"...oh the irony"
Ohhh, I thought he meant it was ironic because bry is stupid as well. Wow, that went right over my head... |
Mctasty
05.03.10 | idk qwe... jackfr's approval just hit 6%. thats pretty entertaining |
jesusjuice1179
05.03.10 | you know what, i'm just gonna keep posting in this thread for as long as its in the home page, so get used to me, i'm surprised that people haven't realized i go on trolling sprees every once and i while |
TheSpirit
05.03.10 | Sorry, we don't all pay attention to irrelevant users. |
Brylawski
05.03.10 | Admit it Spirit, we're paying attention. If only because this is a spectacular display of retardation that we're witnessing right here. Savor the moment, its not often that you get to observe people as dumb as this.
|
jesusjuice1179
05.03.10 | so then why are all of you paying attention to qwe? |
qwe3
05.03.10 | "so then why are all of you paying attention to qwe?"
because i rule duh. what a silly question |
TheSpirit
05.03.10 | so then why are all of you paying attention to qwe?
idk, because he's actually shown some intelligence during his tenure on sputnik |
sniper
05.03.10 | The comments thread is pretty much tl;dr for me right now, so if this has already been mentioned, sorry.
BRUTIFUL |
jesusjuice1179
05.03.10 | wow i just realized how much time was wasted on this list, i'm done now, and qwe, not to recant anything i've said in this list, you're a good user, its just when people post stupid shit like this i tend to get incredibly pissy |
qwe3
05.03.10 | you don't have to read the comments, just the list. list is a better read, trust me |
Brylawski
05.03.10 | he just realized how much of a retard he is and now he's trying to leave with a semblance of dignity
sorry bro but there's none left
|
jesusjuice1179
05.03.10 | brylawski, its over dude, i'm done, you're right, i'm an idiot, you win, i stand by my extreme dislike of this list, and if i had any dignity, i wouldn't be using the internet now would i |
sniper
05.03.10 | This is a good list. Pos'd |
theacademy
05.03.10 |
" 'just that the entire BN descript flows from this: "Compared to the feces you've been shoving down your soundholes, this band is a little nugget of musical genius." (assuming that the 40 albums are all in the "mediocre pop-punk and alternative rock" genre). Really suggests nothing about the person whose fav. band is bn except that they chose the best band in a comparatively shallow genre...'
no it doesn't, it suggests (like i said) that they listened to lots of mediocre pop-punk and alternative rock.
dude the mediocre was inserted for the sole purpose of avoiding suggesting there was anything inherently wrong with those genres. stop trying to make a big deal out of nothing jesus christ"
i didnt read anything that came after your first response, so let me know if i missed something. i guess being that this is a joke list and a list that, by its very nature, depends on generalizations, i'll concede this point. It just (for some reason) doesn't read that way, mainly because of the three premises:
1. person listens to a shitoad of mediocre music in genre.
2. person has never heard anything like album, therefore person hasn't heard much music (more than 40 albums).
despite being carefully worded, these premises taken together, can easily be read in the way I did (especially considering that the types of modifiers usually placed before a 'genre' are intended to be applied to the genre as a whole and not bands within (e.g. when I say i hate faggy indie music, i probably mean all indie music).
regardless though, you're 100% right.
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whether or not you believe it, the original point of my comment was to playfully criticize/disagree with brand new's association with 'pop-punk' (which i do all the time, although u included alt rock too so i guess this was pretty dumb too). Never really intended to 'make a big deal out of nothing' but u got so damn defensive about it, i had to keep responding.
also did u end that with 'jesus christ' on purpose? because if so then, nicee. |
qwe3
05.03.10 | someguest thinks im dum //wrists |
theacademy
05.03.10 | aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
needed to break the page to make my dash line not roll over |
vanderb0b
05.03.10 | Brutiful
Best word ever. |
SeaAnemone
05.03.10 | good thread guys, there's been better, but I can see some great improvement. The results of the thread are in...
Prophet: always a sensible poster, wasn't particularly funny here... but then again your post in this instance seem to be more based around finding the truth... who's REALLY the dickweed of the situation, than making me laugh. Great job, like always... 4/5
theacademy: well, you got a little upset in the beginning with taking this too seriously. Things were said that shouldn't have been, Sputnikfeelings were hurt. BUT, you said what you needed to say, and got out way before things got ugly -- VERY tough to do on Sputnik, I know. Kudos for that... 3/5
SowingSeason: your comments added a nice touch to the thread, I thought. Nothing over the top, but your humbleness and readiness to welcome qwe's new list with open arms was a little heart warming... 3.5/5
jesusjuice: I never thought too badly of you before. Boy, did you know just how to change that. I mean complaining to the mods about something like THIS, AND being rejected. jesus(juice) I feel for ya man. We realize you probably weren't actually hurt by qwe's deions, but you still found many ways to make an ass out of yourself... fail/5
JackFr: lolololol approval rating lololol
Brylawski: I hope you're not an alt, because your posts show some real potential. Keep it up, I've seen some major improvements, even over the course of this thread... 3.5/5
Justin Vernon: your soothing voice calmed me while reading over the utter idiocy of this list... thank you!... 5/5
qwe3: cool list, I love the descriptions, even though there's some obvious bands missing. That alone garners a 3/5 for your ThreadScore, but your comments and overall signature laid-back brutality that got jesusjuice to keep posting was spot on... a little farther and you woulda come off as the asshole, but it was done artfully and with caution. spectacular showing... 4.5/5
Like I said, great job all around though. This is SeaAnemone, rating your threads, lists, and stupid Sputnik arguments. |
ShadowRemains
05.03.10 | yet another cool list from qwe3...many points made me lol |
Prophet178
05.03.10 | Hahaha and Sea with the post-list wrap up, brilliant post. |
theacademy
05.03.10 | would be more brilliant if i had at least a 3.5... |
Brylawski
05.03.10 | why the hell do people think i'm an alt |
SeaAnemone
05.03.10 | sorry! forgot one of the main posters here...
Porchular: to be honest, you were the real highlight of this thread. staying JUST enough out of the way to remain the 'innocent' bystander, you really urged the fight on from underneath. your comments were easily some of the most hilarious in the thread, and you had me literally laughing a little at a few of them, as your characterization of jesusjuice is particularly priceless. 4.5/5 |
ShadowRemains
05.03.10 | "JackFr: lolololol approval rating lololol"
LMFAO
|
AnotherBrick
05.03.10 | "you know what, i'm just gonna keep posting in this thread for as long as its in the home page, so get used to me"
2 comments later....
"wow i just realized how much time was wasted on this list, i'm done now"
hahahhahahahaha |
qwe3
05.03.10 | woah academy lotsa text. i guess if you use that exact reasoning then yeah but no one did and i was confident in my assumption that no one would. doesn;'t matter.
and brand new def started off as either a pop-punk band or an alt rock band heavily influenced by pop-punk.
not being derisive of pop-punk, i'm prob one of the genre's biggest fans on the site |
theacademy
05.03.10 | "staying JUST enough out of the way to remain the 'innocent' bystander, you really urged the fight on from underneath."
this is why porch is a top sputniker. seasoned, but sharp when he's gotta be. kudos. |
jesusjuice1179
05.03.10 | and yet Sea felt to continue to abuse my stupidity |
theacademy
05.03.10 | @qwe, yea its probably my bad. been distracted with school. also, like i said, i'm a thrice kid, and u nailed that description. |
qwe3
05.03.10 | woah thread is now epic |
ShadowRemains
05.03.10 | "what if you're Meshuggah I want to know"
You gain a strong dislike for qwe3 only whenever a Meshuggah thread is posted |
ShadowRemains
05.03.10 | *tries to keep thread on front page* |
rubybliels
05.03.10 | Awesome list. Another one with other popular sputnik bands (ie Radiohead, Animal Collective, Beatles) would be cool. |
Parallels
05.03.10 | id rather have dream theater touch my soul than any of these shitty bands. oh wait opeths the exception |
Emim
05.03.10 | Just posting to say good luck, we're all counting on you. |
Ghostechoes
05.03.10 | ... |
therayder
05.31.10 | Haha, funny, even though I like Brand New and Neutral Milk Hotel. Completely agree with Converge and Deftones |
qwe3
05.31.10 | hah forgot about this list |
Relinquished
05.31.10 | only thing I remember from this thread is meshuggah and the mentioning of The Beyond which you got to tell me how it was |
Mordecai.
05.31.10 | HOW DID I MISS THIS? |
qwe3
07.29.10 | just reread entire thread was funny as hell |
Romulus
07.29.10 | can these be done on request? |
Prolapse
07.29.10 | nice list, came out about the time i started using the site properly |
qwe3
11.09.10 | should do a second one ss made another aye |
alachlahol
11.09.10 | Brylawski shouldn't have been banned he was a class act |
alachlahol
11.09.10 | though he did act almost identically to poop and he's still around so it's not a total loss |
Emim
11.09.10 | Do another and have Faith No More on there |
Aids
04.29.11 | and this rules as well. I like part 2 better though |
qwe3
05.01.11 | really? |
SHAKEandBAKE
05.01.11 | I just read this and laughed out loud a good 3-4 times.
Well done haha. |
qwe3
05.05.11 | i know so did i |
flalafell
05.05.11 | what if none of these are my favorite bands |
qwe3
05.05.11 | then they're none of your favourite bands |
pizzamachine
05.05.11 | rhetorical question is rhetorical |
iFghtffyrdmns
05.05.11 | hahaha I'll give it to you qwe, this is pretty great, even though 2 and 5 are some of my favorites... |
pizzamachine
05.05.11 | uhoh! |
qwe3
05.05.11 | bittuva whoopsie |
ShadowRemains
05.05.11 | never saw this
made me lol |
SeaAnemone
05.05.11 | i read this list once and it changed my life
look at me now! |
qwe3
12.07.11 | i miss this list |
qwe3
12.07.11 | nah 2nd best
this other one i made was better
but i deleted it |
SaneTBP
12.07.11 | Probably best list i've ever seen on sputnik. |
qwe3
12.08.11 | hey thanks man |
Gilgamahesh
12.08.11 | This hurts because I actually like some of these bands. Damn you qwe and your lack of regards for feelings.
This is funny though. |
qwe3
12.08.11 | i like them too |
Gilgamahesh
12.08.11 | Spot on descrips bro. I rlol'd at the sword of Akerfeldt bit. |
Zorak
12.08.11 | "Brutal but beautiful. Brutiful."
Hahaha. Yes. |
qwe3
12.24.11 | m/ |
artificialbox
12.24.11 | hahaha 2 |