mellany macabre
04.29.10 | WITCHXRAPIST |
Masochist
04.29.10 | Ahhh...did I miss something? |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | i guess? idk
i used to be a boy, just to fill you in mister |
Masochist
04.29.10 | Yeah, if I remember correctly, wxr is a dude named Matt. So...now he's a lass named Mellany? |
JulesWin
04.29.10 | seems interesting, too bad this list is gonna be deleted soon.
so what was your boy name? |
americanmusicmachine
04.29.10 | hmm I've been thinking of getting my penis removed for awhile now. was it painful? do you regret it/do you miss your penis? |
Ghostechoes
04.29.10 | Cut it!
Cut it!
Cut this cancer from my soul
Now that I've made it...
I'm finally naked... |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | um i dont has a vagoo yet :/
i know for a fact im not gonna regret it
and why would this list get deleted? its a legitimate list. |
JulesWin
04.29.10 | now that you have a vagina, don't you wish you had your penis to use it on? |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | i havent gotten srs yet, im still saving up |
TheSpirit
04.29.10 | listening to 1 now and i don't know how i feel about it |
JulesWin
04.29.10 | if you haven't gone all the way, why did you say you USED to be a boy? |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | i'm not a boy. i've always identified myself as a girl, and i've been living as a girl and been on hormone therapy for a while now. |
JulesWin
04.29.10 | "i've always identified myself as a girl"
but you said you used to be a boy. I'm confused |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | i was born a boy. i have a penis. it's very simple. |
feav233
04.29.10 | somebody catch that penis, seriously you need it |
JulesWin
04.29.10 | your gonna miss that penis |
Parallels
04.29.10 | can we be best friends? |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | trust me, im not jumping into anything i havent thought about, i am nooooot going to miss it at all, its so embarassing and it just feels wrong to have it there :( |
Parallels
04.29.10 | no really i find this all fascinating and i crossdress myself |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | omg sputnik besties |
Ire
04.29.10 | scene girl |
Parallels
04.29.10 | for sure! i added you as a friend on the message boards. |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | eh im not really scene anymore tbh |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | i mean, honestly anyone who's scene after high school... wow lol |
Parallels
04.29.10 | ires just being a prick, like most of the people here |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | obviously, im just trying to let him no how hip i am :p |
Ire
04.29.10 | omg : (((
I never said you were. I just said "scene girl."
I'm confused is this a name change or a ... |
Parallels
04.29.10 | ire its a gender bender thread. run for your lyfe |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | yes this is a name change derp
and the list is just stuff ive been digging latelyyyy |
Parallels
04.29.10 | do u mind if i email ya? |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | sure email away, my email's mellany.macabre@gmail.com |
feav233
04.29.10 | im using your email to sign you up for penis enlargement |
ffs
04.29.10 | i love my penis it owns |
BSX
04.29.10 | If I were a boooooooooooooy I would want to be a girl and be ignored except when I take of my clothes and make sandwiches
|
feav233
04.29.10 | http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091106213736AAoykN6 |
BSX
04.29.10 | LOL feav233 |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | ahahahahaha the first answer is gold |
cvlts
04.29.10 | make up ur mind mappers |
intothepit83
04.29.10 | woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time; it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time; I can leave it home when it think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning, I can't, for the life of me, remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it , so I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet, 'cause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes, but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate I really don't like being without my penis for too long, It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue, toward's St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven-some guy was selling it! I had to buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again: complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. |
Ire
04.29.10 | I see.
Congrats on sticking it to the man/woman. |
cvlts
04.29.10 | cool story bro |
Ghostechoes
04.29.10 | Pit, good thing you recovered your 3-inches-long prosthetic penis. |
feav233
04.29.10 | how'd yo penis become detachable in the first place |
intothepit83
04.29.10 | Good thing you guys don't have any clue what song that's from. Fucking idiots |
Ghostechoes
04.29.10 | Pit, u mad? |
intothepit83
04.29.10 | ghostechoes- u stupid? |
americanmusicmachine
04.29.10 | hey guys wazzup? |
Ghostechoes
04.29.10 | Derp!!1! |
Parallels
04.29.10 | lolololl |
feav233
04.29.10 | sounds like one of them king missile songs |
intothepit83
04.29.10 | Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner!
At least there's 2 smart people on this list now. and yes, i'm one of them, so shut the fuck up |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | into the pit, ur a lozer |
intothepit83
04.29.10 | ^sorry, don't take people who mispell words on purpose seriously |
Parallels
04.29.10 | dont pick a fight with pit, bad idea |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | i can take him :p |
intothepit83
04.29.10 | oh, and btw, you are the definition of loser(or "lozer." i guess i'm not cool enough to mispell the word.) I'm not the one who wants to trade my cock in for a hole because of daddy issues |
americanmusicmachine
04.29.10 | BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM BITCH |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | oh wow pit ur so rite, i shouldve realized that transitioning would make me a lozerrrrr
ur stoopid |
Prophet178
04.29.10 | Even a list by a "girl" that's not really a girl gets over 60 comments. |
intothepit83
04.29.10 | i'm not the one who cannot spell correctly |
intothepit83
04.29.10 | Did daddy beat you? Was he an alcoholic? Did brother force himself upon you while you were sleeping? Is that why you believe you are a girl? Or is it because you're just royally fucked up and it's an excuse for you to say you are okay? |
americanmusicmachine
04.29.10 | BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM BITCH |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | Oh I am so sorry user intothepit83, I did not realize the internet is the bastion of proper grammar and spelling. I was under the impression that shorthand and silly spellings were standard these days.
P.S. I'm an English major, suck it try hard.
@Prophet: I really am a girl, gtfo. |
Prophet178
04.29.10 | Girls have vaginas if I remember correctly. |
Ghostechoes
04.29.10 | My momma always said, "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." |
americanmusicmachine
04.29.10 | yr momma's a fat whore bitch |
JWT155
04.29.10 | Hai guys, did I forget to mention from when I joined her that I'm a girl? |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | lol@retards that think that sex and gender are synonymous
also, lol@acting like girls only have vaginas and boys only have penises
my one friend is a genetic girl, but she was born with flesh between her vagina and uterus, and had ascended testes, does that make her not a girl? she has ovaries too
this stuff isnt all black and white, gawsh
also, @intothepit, i love how you assume my gender dysphoria is related to "daddy" issues, what a crock of shit |
intothepit83
04.29.10 | "Mellany"- Is that supposed to impress me? Because as far as I can see, that don't mean shit. And yes, you're a boy, you have a dick, get over it.
Americanmusicmachine- wanna be my permanent hype man? |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | hey jwt, learn to read, i didnt just join
also, im paying for my vagoo, but my daddy said hed pay for me to get bewbies, but im gonna pay for those too, i dont want him to spend that kind of money on me, when hes already putting me through school
but like, vagoo first, gotta have priorities : p |
Ire
04.29.10 | you sillies |
Prophet178
04.29.10 | lol@thinking that a story about birth defects can take away from the fact that you were born a boy, with a penis, and chose to change that. |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | ""Mellany"- Is that supposed to impress me? Because as far as I can see, that don't mean shit. And yes, you're a boy, you have a dick, get over it."
no, its a fucking example that theres more to sex and gender than just complete males and females, not everyone is so fortunate to be 100% masculine or feminine
also, its 2010 retard |
JWT155
04.29.10 | I was talking about myself cunt hence the "I". You learn to fucking read. |
intothepit83
04.29.10 | "Mellany"- Your whole idea is a crock of shit. And don't compare your friend to your situation. She was born with it, you weren't. And yes, as long as you have a penis, you're a boy, and every idiot guy that reaches down your pants is gonna say the same thing. Also, when your "vagoo" doesn't get wet when you finally get one, don't start crying when guys won't touch you with a ten foot pole. |
FreePizzaDay
04.29.10 | Wow. 70 comments and no pics. :O |
americanmusicmachine
04.29.10 | BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM MUDDAHFUCKIN BITCH |
intothepit83
04.29.10 | 2010? What the fuck does that have to do with anything? And don't worry, I wasn't talking about your "confusion" impressing me, I was talking about the fact that you think a bullshit english major's gonna impress me, you dumb twat |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | free pizza day, plenty of people on here know what i look like, ive been posting on the forums since '04 :o |
Parallels
04.29.10 | lol goddamn it musicmachine |
FreePizzaDay
04.29.10 | I meant n00dz, but whatevs. |
qwe3
04.29.10 | intothepit stop insulting people remember it makes me cringe
good luck with it mappy.
account name = new name or is it sth different? |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | lol pit, use ignorant yo
ky makes gel tabs for trans girls and women who cant lubricate, you can discretely slip them up your vagoo, and then the tab dissolves and you're lubed with a very convincing faux-vaginal fluid
i use them in my butt c: |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | and i have a boyfriend, and he knows im a girl, so its cool |
Parallels
04.29.10 | "ive been posting on the forums since '04 :o"
for real? how come ive never seen you! gosh dang it |
intothepit83
04.29.10 | Qwe- shut the fuck up. You're about as useful as a blind seeing eye dog.
"Mellany"- is he a double-arm amputee without sight, or is he a faggot too?
|
Parallels
04.29.10 | all we need is cirq now and wed have full wtf output |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | @sonicspeed: i am the robots/witchxrapist
@intothepit: no, hes actually a vv nice handsome nerdy boy who likes skramz almost as i do c: |
qwe3
04.29.10 | yo sup im intothepit839862343289236498234 ur momma faggot bitch i fuckt ur momma hard |
Ghostechoes
04.29.10 | Pit, what up, bro? I haven't seen you since last time! |
intothepit83
04.29.10 | Qwe- There! Now that's the spirit! It'll be easier once you get off the dick for awhile |
Parallels
04.29.10 | yup qwe3, thats pit alright.
"and i have a boyfriend, and he knows im a girl, so its cool"
and i was getting my hopes up.
lol jk i jus wanna be friends |
qwe3
04.29.10 | thats what ur momma said when i was pounding her hard bitch |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | how about instead of trying to be cool on the internet, you just stfu pit
lets talk about how awesome all these albums are |
qwe3
04.29.10 | dudes yo i totally fucked this qwe guy up i implied he was gay and that i did his mother it was sweet shoulda been there poor guys prolly crying as we speak |
JWT155
04.29.10 | "a blind seeing eye dog"
lol |
qwe3
04.29.10 | I only have White Tomb by Altar of Plagues. guess I need 1 because AoP rules |
Ghostechoes
04.29.10 | Heaven In Her Arms is what's up, amirite? |
Prophet178
04.29.10 | Sonicspeed you're fucking pathetic. |
intothepit83
04.29.10 | Qwe- For someone who thinks he is intelligent, you still don't have a clue, do you?
Mellany- No matter how many times you say you are a girl, you are a guy. Your sexuality isn't identified by what you say you are, but what body part you have, you fucking stupid cunt |
Ire
04.29.10 | sonicspeed got da rite idear
YO CIRq |
Parallels
04.29.10 | havent heard any of these albums. im an ironmaiden/megadeth/slayer/judaspriest/dreamtheater/rush/nineinchnails/opeth/him/badreligion/thekillers/mychemicalromance fan |
JWT155
04.29.10 | I'm a huge Killers fanboy myself. |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | qwe, get this and sol |
qwe3
04.29.10 | dude when are you gonna do the whole "i was acting like a moron for jokes! jeez" thing? or are you actually acting like a moron?
jw no offense dude bro man |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | intothepit, you're just regurgitating the same bullshit every redneck from my town spouts at me anyway, i really could care less that youre an ignorant cunt |
qwe3
04.29.10 | cheers. HihA rules. I actually prefer to Envy because vocalist doesn't sound the same every fucking song |
Ghostechoes
04.29.10 | HiHA can be way more chaotic, though. |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | really? i |
qwe3
04.29.10 | all the better to chaos you with my dear |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | wow i cant make hearts in comments now? :c
but yeah, i love tetsuya's vocals, envy is way more pretty too, but ive just been listening to a lot of hiha laely. |
Parallels
04.29.10 | "Sonicspeed you're fucking pathetic."
fuck you. i dont give insults.
im just being nice to him, er.. her.
pits' the one fueling the fire
|
qwe3
04.29.10 | yeah his voice is awesome. huge amount of force behind it. but he does the whole DADADADAAAAAA sorta rhythm so much |
Ghostechoes
04.29.10 | New HiHA album due in June or July, right? |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | him?
i thought yew wanted to be my friend
jerk :c |
Parallels
04.29.10 | i dont know what you prefer to still go by since you havent had it yet.
do u always dress like a girl? yu see i have no idea |
FreePizzaDay
04.29.10 | I'm a human but I was born a badger. |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | i started transitioning when i was 17, and ive been living as a girl full time since i was 19, im 21 nao
ive just been going by my sister's nickname for me for all these years, but i finally decided on mellany c: |
JWT155
04.29.10 | A witch once turned me into a newt... I got better. |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | i unfortunately weigh more than a goose :c |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | and i dont think a bridge could be built out of me |
Parallels
04.29.10 | alrighty thats cool. gtg ttyl |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | oh and sonic ive been going through hrt since i turned 18 and ive been going to speech therapy and singing lessons regularly for a while |
Prophet178
04.29.10 | Hahahaha Sonicspeed just made this thread for me. |
intothepit83
04.29.10 | In possession of penis=guy
Face it |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | ya wtf, what a loser, being all nice and shit ugh |
Prophet178
04.29.10 | Being nice to a guy that he thought was a girl up until the point you said you are fat then bailing. |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | i said im fat? i thought i made a joke referencing a monty python quote
idiot |
Parallels
04.29.10 | alrighty im back miss me? hey when u gonna answer my email? :( |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | i only weigh 110 lbs tyvm |
intothepit83
04.29.10 | Today, I'm human. Tomorrow, I'll be a pterodactyl |
Parallels
04.29.10 | i unfortunately weigh more than a goose :c
how heavy is a goose? i weigh 160 and im 6' 3"
lol i havent seen monty python in a long while.
hey im not called sonicspeed for nothing. speedy as hell.
"ya wtf, what a loser, being all nice and shit ugh"
well now youve gone and hurt my feelers... :(
im sensitive |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | what an original joke! teol |
intothepit83
04.29.10 | What... is your name? |
Parallels
04.29.10 | whos name?
what was a joke? |
intothepit83
04.29.10 | What... is your quest? |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | @sonic: the joke comment was at pit, lol i was referencing monty python and the quest for the holy grail
@pit: thats one of the best scenes in the holy grail looooool |
Parallels
04.29.10 | what is the airspeed velocity of an airladen swallow? |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | afferkan |
Parallels
04.29.10 | no but seriously mellany we should get to know each other! |
intothepit83
04.29.10 | You must bring us...... a shrubbery! |
Parallels
04.29.10 | what? youve got coconuts and yo bangin them togetha? |
intothepit83
04.29.10 | Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. |
JWT155
04.29.10 | Oh God what have I done. |
Parallels
04.29.10 | blue! no wait, greee--- aGHHH!!! |
mellany macabre
04.29.10 | 1, 2, 5, i mean 3!!! |
Parallels
04.29.10 | supa bump |
BSX
04.29.10 | LOL damn I should've figured a flame war was going to happen. . . 90% of the time it does when a "girl" makes a list on Sputnik. |
assage
04.29.10 | so u were rly woman all along?is thiss identity |
Brylawski
04.29.10 | wtf is this |
assage
04.29.10 | do u hav balls |
SrightryEpic
04.29.10 | but what if somebody wanted to fondle your balls :c |
assage
04.29.10 | do u give blowjobs
no homo |
TMobotron
04.30.10 | Lol jesus there are some pieces of shit in this thread.
intothepit talking about shit like daddy issues but everything he's said here makes him sound like he's the most fucked person on this site.
americanmusicmachine "BOOOOOOOOOOOOM BITCH" that's pretty fucking funny dude.
Seriously good luck with the whole thing. |
americanohno
04.30.10 | holy shit you guys are scum, fuck you lousy fucking motherfuckers |
mellany macabre
04.30.10 | wow, a lot of fucking stupid questions itt |
TMobotron
04.30.10 | BEST SKRAMZ ALBUM THAT'S NOT PREDICTABLE LIKE CTTS OR GOSPEL QUICK |
KritikalMotion
04.30.10 | i remember your journals way back |
mellany macabre
04.30.10 | best skramz album is hard... maybe dance tonight! revolution tomorrow! by orchid, love like... electrocutions self titled, and upon the right was a new misery by love lost but not forgotten |
mellany macabre
04.30.10 | its seriously taken me this long to come up with a good name ugh |
Greggers
04.30.10 | I can't believe I missed this list |
porch
04.30.10 | thread is kind of dumb. good luck with it mellany |
mellany macabre
04.30.10 | danke n_n
and yeah maaad dumb questions itt |