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Last Active 02-03-13 8:22 am
Joined 07-23-05
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| Imagine Yourself In The Cretaceous Period
You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two 'raptors you didn't even know were there. Because Velociraptor's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here... or here... or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is... you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know... try to show a little respect. DIGS DIGS DIGS | | 1 |  | Mammal
Vol 2: Systematic/Automatic | | 2 |  | Birds Of Tokyo
Broken Strings | | 3 |  | ROOT!
Surface Paradise
Plan on reviewing this at some stage. | | 4 |  | Talking Heads
Remain In Light
Still listening to this, and finding new things every time. "Crosseyed and Painless" is starting to devour me. | | 5 |  | Soundtrack
Shadow of the Colossus: Roar of the Earth | | 6 |  | Full Scale Revolution
Full Scale | |
Jim
04.02.10 | i heart dr. alan grant | DoubtGin
04.02.10 | Psycho Killer... Qu'est-ce que c'est?
/wrong album but awesome band nevertheless
good digs | Jim
04.02.10 | gotta love the 'heads man. | AggravatedYeti
04.02.10 | mustgofasterMUSTGOFASTER.
| ninjuice
04.02.10 | Hold onto your butts... | couldwinarabbit
04.02.10 | love talking heads too. | ninjuice
04.02.10 | SHOOOOOOOOOTTT HERRRRRRRRR
SHOOOOOOOOOTTT HERRRRRRRRR | Jim
04.02.10 | rofl i love this movie so damn much
dodson! dodson! we've got dodson here! see nobody cares. nice hat, what are you trying to look like, a secret agent?? | bloc
04.02.10 | Damn I'd love to be in the Cretaceous Period. | PayneTiger777
04.02.10 | 5 is amazing. | paxman
04.02.10 | Sputnik needs more Jurassic Park quotes. | bloc
04.02.10 | Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word! Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word! Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word! Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word! Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word! Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word! Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word! Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word! Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word! Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word! | Jim
04.02.10 | god damn it please!
I HATE THIS HACKER CRAP | alachlahol
04.02.10 | it's dodgson not dodson, didn't you ever read he book? | Satellite
04.02.10 | Hold on to your butts... | alachlahol
04.02.10 | that's already been quoted, didn't you read the comments? | Satellite
04.02.10 | Obviously I didn't. ;) | AliW1993
04.02.10 | "All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked..."
"...Yeah but, John. If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists." | Satellite
04.02.10 | "I really hate that man..." | Jim
04.02.10 | omg satellite don't be so stupid next time don't you even know it's dodgson not dodson what a rookie mistake read the book | Jim
04.02.10 | keep the quotes comin guys =) | Satellite
04.02.10 | Not a quote, but the part when Timmy's bitch ass gets electrocuted is a classic. | AliW1993
04.02.10 | remind me to thank john for a wonderful weekend | Jim
04.02.10 | you think they'll have that on the tour?? | Puzzles
04.11.10 | What the FUCK, Jim? This is weird as.
Props for FSR though | tiesthatbind
04.11.10 | I am not a computer nerd. I prefer to be called a hacker! | Sowing
04.11.10 | description made me want to watch jurassic park | Vooligan
04.11.10 | Oh dude, how did i miss this list.
I love that movie. Nice digs too :) | JWT155
04.11.10 | Very insightful Simple Jim. |
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