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08.07.10 B4k's Hair (official Thread)02.20.10 The Five Most Terrifyingly Quaint Movie

The Five Most Terrifyingly Quaint Movies

Every once and a while you witness a cinematic production so confusing, shocking, odd, or reinventive that it just stuns you. Whether these movies be vanguard shit or vanguard good is completely irrelevant to the fact that these movies made me, and undoubtedly more than a few others go "WTF."
5Annie Hall

Those animated blips are like cartoon fairies.
4Run Lola, Run

So, she ran for an entire movie to get one hundred thousand dollars to save her German boyfriend. But at the end you don't know if she saves her boyfriend or not, because there are three endings and you get to choose your own ending? Sweet, it's the movie version of choose-your-own adventure.
3HEAVY METAL

Has more breasts to offer than Bill Clinton ever will.
2The Passion Of The Christ

Mel Gibson's vision: A world where we, as human beings, incessantly produce reincarnations of cinematic productions created to persuade the European population that concentration camps are good and Nazis are our friends.
1Coraline

As a person who can honestly claim to have seen the heavy-wieghts of horror (Paranormal Activity, The Exorcist, etc.) I can honestly say no movie had been so mindblowingly fucked up as Coraline. From the arachnid-esque "Other Mother" to the boy who looks like he will grow up to be a pedophile, this movie has no purpose other than to serve Charles Manson sexually. Gaiman's work has been turned into the cinematic form of a prostitute. Congratulations!
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