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Top 50 Hair/glam Metal Albums

Hair Metal. Arguably the most reviled genre in music. Although this reputation is well deserved in some places, there were actually quite a few gems released in this era of excess. Granted, there is no depth in hair metal, nor was it ever intended to be there in the first place. All of these records can be enjoyed if the listener takes it for what it was intended for: good time rock n roll. To ride a massive cliche, if you find yourself in the need to crush beers, drive fast, and bang chicks on hot summer nights in the city, this is the shit to do it to. Note: I did not include Guns n Roses as I consider them apart from these bands, more of a true hard rock band like AC/DC. I did not include Kiss because I consider them a Classic Rock band. Let the flaming begin!
1Def Leppard

Standout Tracks: Foolin, Rock of Ages, Too Late for Love, Stagefright, Rock Rock Till You Drop, Coming Under Fire
2 Motely Crue
Shout at the Devil

Title Track, Looks That Kill, Too Young To Fall In Love, Knock Em Dead Kid
3Bon Jovi
Slippery When Wet

You Give Love a Bad Name, Wanted Dead or Alive, Livin On A Prayer, Raise Your Hands, Never Say Goodbye, Wild In The Streets
Mechanical Resonance

Modern Day Cowboy, Little Suzi, Cumin Atcha Live, Changes, Getting Better
Tooth and Nail

Just Got Lucky, Title Track, Alone Again, Into the Fire
6Quiet Riot
Metal Health

Title Track, Cum On Feel the Noise, Slick Black Cadillac, Mama Weer All Crazy Now
Out of the Cellar

Round and Round, Back For More, Lack of Communication, Wanted Man

Still of the Night, Here I Go Again, Is This Love, Cryin In the Rain, Bad Boys
9Skid Row
Skid Row

Big Guns, 18 and Life, I Remember You, Youth Gone Wild, Rattlesnake Shake, Sweet Little Sister
Love at First Sting

Rock You Like a Hurricane, Big City Nights, Still Loving You, I'm Leaving You
11 Def Leppard
High 'n' Dry

Another Hit and Run, Brining on the Heartbreak, Let it Go, Title Track, Mirror Mirror
12Motley Crue
Too Fast For Love

Live Wire, Come on and Dance, Starry Eyes, Piece of Your Action
Long Cold Winter

Gypsy Road, Don't Know What You Got Till Its Gone, Last Mile, Coming Home
14White Lion

Hungry, Wait, When the Children Cry, Lady of the Valley
15Twisted Sister
Stay Hungry

We're Not Gonna Take It, Stay Hungry, I Wanna Rock, Burn in Hell
Dirty Rotten Filthy Stinking Rich

Down Boys, Heaven, Sometimes She Cries, Big Talk, Title Track, 32 Pennies

Don't Treat Me Bad, Love of a Lifetime, Shake and Tumble, Overnight Sensation
18Motley Crue
Dr. Feelgood

Kickstart My Heart, Dr. Feelgood, Without You, Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away), Slice of Your Pie
19Def Leppard

Rocket, Women, Animal, Armageddon It, Run Riot, Love Bites, Pour Some Sugar

Fuck Like a Beast, Love Machine, I Wanna Be Somebody
21Alice Cooper

Poison, Bed of Nails, Spark in the Dark
Flesh & Blood

Ride the Wind, Unskinny Bop, Title Track, Let It Play, Life Loves a Tradegy, Something To Believe In
23 Faster Pussycat
Wake Me When It's Over

Poison Ivy, House of Pain
Night Songs

Shake Me, Somebody Save Me, Title Track, Nobody's Fool
25 Tesla
Great Radio Controversy

No Way Out, Love Song, Paradise

No One Like You, Title Track
Stick It To Ya

Up All Night, Fly to the Angels, Spend My Life, Eye to Eye
28Bon Jovi
New Jersey

Lay Your Hands on Me, Born to Be My Baby, Bad Medicine, Blood on Blood, Living In Sin
29 Great White
Once Bitten...

Rock Me, Save Your Love, All Over Now
30 L.A. Guns
L.A. Guns

One More Reason, No Mercy, One Way Ticket, Sex Action
31 Poison
Open Up and Say...Ahh!

Every Rose Has Its Thorn, Nothing But a Good Time, Fallen Angel, You Can Look But You Can't Touch, Love on the Rocks
32Damn Yankees
Damn Yankees

Runaway, High Enough
Slide It In

Title Track, Love Aint No Stranger, Slow n Easy

17, Headed for a Heartbreak, Hungry, Madeline
35Great White
...Twice Shy

Once Bitten Twice Shy, The Angel Song, House of Broken Love
Under Lock and Key

In My Dreams, It's Not Love
37 Twisted Sister
You Can't Stop Rock n Roll

We're Gonna Make It, Title Track, The Kids are Back, I Am (I'm Me), Knife in the Back
Look What the Cat Dragged In

Cry Tough, Talk Dirty To Me, I Want Action, Title Track
The Last Command

Wild Child, Blind in Texas
Invasion of Your Privacy

Lay it Down, You're In Love
41 Firehouse
Hold Your Fire

Reach For the sky, Title Track, Sleeping With You, When I Look Into Your Eyes
42 Steelheart

I'll Never Let You Go (Angel Eyes), She's Gone
Blow My Fuse

Don't Close Your Eyes, Title Track
Cherry Pie

Uncle Tom's Cabin, I Saw Red, Bed of Roses, Mr. Rainmaker
45 L.A. Guns
Cocked and Loaded

17 Crash, Rip n Tear, Ballad of Jayne
46 Trixter

Give It To Me Good, Surrender, One in a Million
47Lynch Mob
Wicked Sensation

Title Track, River of Love
48Lita Ford

Kiss Me Deadly, Close My Eyes Forever
Extreme II: Pornograffitti

More Than Words, Hole Hearted, Get the Funk Out
To Hell With the Devil

Title Track, Honestly
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