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| God Awful Bands
Here's a list of god-awful bands that have had zero (or a
negative) impact or influence in music
history/ culture, I tried not to offend anyone with this list and
chose bands that (I hope)
everyone realize are truly non-talented douche bags. Thank
you and enjoy | | 1 | Jonas Brothers
The infamous Jonas Brothers; with their purity rings and Disney sponsoring, people have asked
themselves what has come to music? With lyrics like "I went to the Year 3000, It's the same but it's
all underwater" it doesn't get anymore cheesy/awful. However, it did bring an idea to the media: aim
music towards mindless little girls with "cute" teenage boys who will make their vaginas tingle. Good
job Disney, you have poisoned the mind of millions of little girls | | 2 | Dragonforce
Do I really need to explain this one? Their music is mindless guitar shredding, repetitive riffs, and
cheesy lyrics about mythical creatures and quests. Imagine a hair metal band made up of a bunch of
World of Warcraft players. It's also quite sad that the reason for their success was through a video
game where you play guitar using a plastic controller. The ironic part is that the band members
cannot play their instruments for sh*t. Watch them play live. That super-awesome solo in Through
the Fire and the Flames won't sound as "uber-l33t" as it was when you played in on Guitar Hero. And
I mean seriously, you can't take someone seriously if their favorite band has a name like
"Dragonforce." | | 3 | Cute Is What We Aim For
Imagine taking a rubber band around your testicles, you might experience the pain that I did
listening to this. Pop-punk is already awful, but when you add sissy vocals and pathetic attempts at
guitar riffs, it becomes atrocious. I challenge you to listen to a playlist of CIWWAF and tell the
difference between songs. | | 4 | Poison
Basically, it's a bunch of pretty-boys playing distorted distorted glam-rock guitar hooks, a very
feminine lead singer, and lyrics pertaining to sex. Sound appealing? Maybe, if your a gay cowboy like
Bret Michaels. Listen to "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" and if you can find anything more disgraceful/
cliche, I will give you a cookie. Basically, Hair Metal sucks, but this band especially stand out as the
weakest link. (ALSO: look at the cover of "What the Cat Dragged In" 0_0) | | 5 | 3OH!3
Name one song by them besides that piece of trash, "Don't Trust Me." Case settled. I understand
that they're a joke band, but their music is taken seriously so I can't help but describe them as a
disgrace to pop, or music in general. It's two "lovers" making techno/ pop-punk dance tunes. Don't
get much worse | | 6 | All Time Low
Watch the music video for "Weightless", and watch these teenage pretty-boys with scene haircuts
attempt humor. It's pretty sad, considering how much they glamor their lives/ music, and how the
frontman, Alex Gaskarth, thinks every girl wants him (which, unfortunately, they do). But, the fact
they try to pull it off as if they're talented musicians, who are "misunderstood", is pretty pathetic.
Hell, they even bash themselves in the video. Their name describes this perfectly. | | 7 | Breaking Benjamin
I used to be a fan of this band, but with their newest release Dear Agony, I have decided their will be no
maturation of this band. Basically the Pretentious nu-metal songs all have the same structure: Super
hard-core metal guitar lead + slow down verse + harder, louder chorus = Breaking Benjamin's
mediocre song. | | 8 | Nickelback
And the question remains, "WHO THE HELL LIKES NICKELBACK?!?!" | | 9 | Avril Lavigne
Spoiled, bratty, hormonal teenage girl attempts to sound punk/ hardcore. Awesome. | | 10 | John Mellencamp
If you grow up in Indiana, you'll know what I mean | |
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01.16.10 | Cool story bro. | Lunarfall
01.16.10 | Brool story co. | Foxhound
01.16.10 | Dragonforce rules. | ninjuice
01.16.10 | BB and Lavigne aren't good but definitely aren't horrible. | DiceMan
01.16.10 | Wow this list is so uninspired it hurts sometimes. | AnotherBrick
01.16.10 | 4 and 7 arent bad, so... | IRAI
01.16.10 | 7 is better than you give them credit for. they sure arent the worst band doing what they are.
2 is not bad either, but is repetitive and boring after a while.
agree with the rest, though | SCREAM!
01.16.10 | stool cory bro | qwe3
01.16.10 | thank you for enlightening me | Captain North
01.16.10 | BB are actually a pretty good band by mainstream rock standards. | AtavanHalen
01.16.10 | So 2006 runs through the door and writes this list, all the while shouting 'AMIRITE GUYZ' | Deviant.
01.16.10 | Lol Atavan | tiesthatbind
01.16.10 | Breaking Benjamin rules. | XulOnerom
01.16.10 | Jeez, not this shit again | bungy
01.16.10 | Thank you for enlightening qwe | GnarlyShillelagh
01.16.10 | Generic as hell. Also, you're missing Opeth. | Dryden
01.16.10 | yea these bands suck pretty bad | Titan50
01.16.10 | "With lyrics like "I went to the Year 3000, It's the same but it's all underwater" it doesn't get anymore cheesy/awful"
WAIT WHAT HAHAHAHAHA | SmurkinGherkin
01.16.10 | i noticed that as well Titan
lololollo | TTrent4
01.16.10 | Have to disagree with 7, they have put out some pretty cool songs, it's worth listening to
| tiesthatbind
01.16.10 | I can understand the others on here, but come on, even if you don't like them, BB is definitely one of
the best mainstream rock bands right now. | Crimson Death
01.17.10 | Breaking Benjamin has terrible structure but Burnley has a great voice. | Asiatic667
01.17.10 | Breaking Benjamin kicks ass, so STFU. | Asiatic667
01.17.10 | Dragonforce is fun pump-up music now and then, and Avril Lavigne is a guilty pleasure | maidenpmcc
01.17.10 | couldnt agree more with dragonforce and ESPECIALLY nickelback!!!!! | monkeygonetoheaven
01.17.10 | O.k. maybe Breaking Benjamin doesn't belong on this list. It's just I kinda hate mainstream rock, and considering that they're one of the most popular of the genre, I chose to rip on them. AND because all their songs have the same structure | monkeygonetoheaven
01.17.10 | Oh, and I hate Mellencamp b/c I've grown up in Indiana, and you can't listen to any classic rock channel without hearing 10 of his songs a day. | GothicCatchyBallad
07.06.11 | Oh, Poison is a good band...
| lucasjcockcroft
07.06.11 | avril lavigne is so damn hottttttttttt...... | ARuinedEmpire
07.06.11 | "Pop-punk is already awful" I hate you. | bungy
07.06.11 | Lol I'm funny.
| climactic
07.06.11 | ......... | Aids
07.06.11 | there was some disgusting hick at my work yesterday with a mullet and a Nickelback tour t-shirt I had to concentrate so hard on not raping his face | Aids
07.06.11 | his face remained unraped though.
restraint, yeuh | toxin.
07.06.11 | Guitar Hero is, actually, awesome. Also, BB is not that bad. You can't have BB here and not have worse contemporaries (I'm looking at you, TDG) | bungy
07.06.11 | Go back to the wastelands | IrishJay91
07.06.11 | list is original... and old
john mellencamp?
7 is okay (wtf is pretentious nu-metal...)
@aids shoulda done it | Aids
07.06.11 | Blink 182 kicks incalculable amounts of ass gtfo | dimsim3478
07.06.11 | Pretty generic list. Except for Poison; don't usually see them on these lists. | toxin.
07.06.11 | Oh this was from 6 months ago. lol who knew | IrishJay91
07.06.11 | nah dude 2010, this was from a year and a half ago. | MasBarHigeuoris21
07.06.11 | Wow!!! I've never seen a list where someone list shitty bands before! Oh wait....... I have.... like 100 times. Second thought, this is a lame list. | ButcheredChildren
07.06.11 | This list needs more vagina. Listening to poison will solve that is you want sag since all their female fans are over the age of 40. | toxin.
07.06.11 | @Irish, LOL I just caught that. Ahhah. |
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