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01.03.10 Do I Intimidate You?12.30.09 Music For Douchebags

Music For Douchebags

Idk these albums are pretty douchey to me and i just hate the 'omg we're alternative' vibe these bands have. not being popular DOES NOT mean you are good. and yes i have heard all these records several times so i am not trolling
1Pavement
Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain


Rich Douchey guy wearing a sweater and strumming a guitar. Sloppy
musicinship, boring music. Mumbling. = underground CLASSIC apparently.
Douche-fest.
2Metallica
Master of Puppets


Number one band of choice for murdering high school scum like the
columbine high school dropouts and 90% of this website.
3The Clash
London Calling


Limey faggots
4Led Zeppelin
Physical Graffiti


Long haired fairys and long guitar solos, why should i care?
5Converge
Axe to Fall


Brain dead. the people who actually listen to this must be brain dead. Ah,
but its complex! you have to listen harder? No, because i have a life, and i
dont have to sit inside all day listening to this douche-fest.
6Miles Davis
Kind of Blue


Kind of blew. Brap brap brap. Toodle-doo! i'm a white guy so i MUST have
this in my collection to appear hip, right? even if its the only jazz album i've
ever heard? No.
7Radiohead
Kid A


OK Computer was really good. This? Digital brooping and brapping on their
laptop computers. No guitars. No good. Fucking garbage. Another band lost
to experimentalism
8Bruce Springsteen
Born in the USA


Gayest album cover ever. If i wanted to stare at a guys ass i'd go to um....
a GAY BAR
9Pink Floyd
Dark Side of the Moon


Oh wait, this is good. Yes, good music, you faggots. Listen to it.
10 The Doors
Morrisson Hotel


Stoner bullshit. If Jim Morrisson hadnt died we wouldnt have to suffer
through this tedious bullshit. Uninspired in every way.
11Thrice
Beggars


Musically, its actually pretty ok. The singer is a whiney little bitch that
needs
to grow some balls.
12 Dinosaur Jr
Bug


Sloppy. Noisy. Pointless guitar solos. Stupid gay singer with long grey hair.
Fuck, what is this, 1960? If you liek this stuff you should be punched in the
face
13Pixies
Surfer Rosa


Annoying spanish lyrics. Fat guy. The only thing good about this is the
topless chick on the front cover. A classic for 35 year olds who still live at
home with their mom
14Alice in Chains
Dirt


Ok, he's dead. That does NOT mean i have to listen to this bad teenage
rock with shitty lyrics.
15 Jimi Hendrix
Are You Experienced?


If he was white, he wouldn't be HALF as revered. You know this
16Red Hot Chili Peppers
By the Way


Totally chick music, they were good in the late 1970's but this. is pussy music.
fucking tweekers
17Bruce Springsteen
Born in the USA
18Bruce Springsteen
Born in the USA
19Bruce Springsteen
Born in the USA
20Bruce Springsteen
Born in the USA
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