Rubbadonga: Help Me Sputnik! Need Advice

cirq 12.12.09	why'd you guys break up? if i was you, id get with her, fuck again and then dump her within a week. do shit on your terms, not hers
MrHotMoms 12.12.09	what cirq said. exactly.
BallsToTheWall 12.12.09	Cirq is absolutley correct.
Rubbadonga 12.12.09	I'm going thru some personal stuff, was having a tough time, broke up with her after a small argument, went back to her then she broke up with me saying too much damage had been done and she was afraid I would leave her again when things got tough
MrHotMoms 12.12.09	you prob. don't even need to wait a week...like a day or two
Ire 12.12.09	cirq made lol intensely.
Dreamsoffew 12.12.09	You shouldn't do anything, you're not even together at the moment. She can do whatever she wants
Curse. 12.12.09	With the rest of the info present, take Cirq's idea, add intense anal, then yell "HOWS THAT FOR DAMAGE?!?!" Then cum in her hair and kick her out of the house.
cirq 12.12.09	lol @ curseworship
wutangpootang 12.12.09	Better yet fuck her and then seconds afterwards tell her things aren't going to work out, make sure your in an area with no weapons
TRMshadow 12.12.09	sorry to say this, but it probably not the best idea to ask a bunch of online douchebags (myself included) if you want honest heartfelt advice. No matter how embarrassing it is, ask you're parents, they always seem to have good answers.
Rubbadonga 12.12.09	@ dreams i know that we're not together but if she's getting with someone else right now AND THEN comes back to me, i'm not ok with that. just like i wouldn't get with someone else then go back to her. how do i tell her that?
MrHotMoms 12.12.09	no i think cirq's advice comes from the heart
Ire 12.12.09	You don't, that's the fun part.
Rubbadonga 12.12.09	@ shadow I realize that but maybe SOMEONE here can give me something I can use however unlikely that may be and it probably is
cirq 12.12.09	yea, im honestly dead serious. i did that to my ex and it helped me assloads
BallsToTheWall 12.12.09	Give her a Strawberry milkshake, but some people call it a jelly doughnut. Basically, you skeet in her face and punch her in the nose. I find it to be a very fitting ending for your ex.
wutangpootang 12.12.09	Really if you think about it you caused the problem by breaking it off in the first place, if I understood correctly. I'd still fuck her and leave for payback though
Curse. 12.12.09	tbh you have no right to stop her from doing anything. She can do what she wants and she doesn't even have to tell you, and it is all theoretically your fault because you broke up with her in the first place. If you truly want her back, the fact that she fucked somebody when you two WEREN'T together won't make a difference.
Rubbadonga 12.12.09	to everyone telling me to fuck her and leave, she won't see me right now so even if I wanted to do that (and I don't) I can't
MrHotMoms 12.12.09	roofie colada
wutangpootang 12.12.09	If she doesn't want to see you anymore, the last thing you need is a restraining order, I'd back off for awhile
Rubbadonga 12.12.09	"If you truly want her back, the fact that she fucked somebody when you two WEREN'T together won't make a difference" what? really? so if you were in my situation it wouldn't make a difference if she fucked someone else when you weren't together?
Curse. 12.12.09	If you really want to be with her, then no, it would make no difference.
wutangpootang 12.12.09	Why would it? Once you're broken up it really isn't any of your business who she is with
Jesuslaves 12.12.09	"No matter how embarrassing it is, ask you're parents, they always seem to have good answers." Gigantic lol.
Rubbadonga 12.12.09	i'm sorry but it does make a difference to me. btw i don't know if she's with someone else but she could be since she's single, if i knew that she was though i can't take her back
wutangpootang 12.12.09	Is she a virgin or something? Or did you take it from her? I just don't get why that would be such a big deal
Curse. 12.12.09	Then you shouldn't want her back at all, if you are going to reject being with her for something that arbitrary. You clearly don't want her for any real reason if that prevents you from getting back with her. On a side note, how old are you?
cirq 12.12.09	He's a jealous lover. Don't trip, I'm the same way
Rubbadonga 12.12.09	no she wasn't a virgin when i met her but it IS a big deal to me and if you don't think so then i probably couldn't explain it to you
wutangpootang 12.12.09	I kinda get what you mean, it's just if you love her so much I don't get how you couldn't look past that
Rubbadonga 12.12.09	"something that arbitrary" !?!?!?!? that is NOT arbitrary to me at all we're both 22
wutangpootang 12.12.09	To each his own tho
Rubbadonga 12.12.09	well at least 1 person agrees with me thanx cirq and no i couldn't look past that and i wouldn't expect her to do it either
wutangpootang 12.12.09	If you don't expect her to do it then why are you making a list for advice? Just take life as it comes, you clearly have some doubt. I'm not trying to be a dick just sayin
Rubbadonga 12.12.09	i mean that if i got with someon else i wouldn't expect her to look past it
bungy 12.12.09	Your profile pic isn't helping. It makes bungy sad. :(
wutangpootang 12.12.09	Oh alright I get what your saying
Rubbadonga 12.12.09	sorry bungy but rubbadonga is also sad :(
Rubbadonga 12.12.09	so do you get my point wutang? i wouldn't do something to her that i couldn't forgive her for doing so i guess the best thing is to just move on right?
Ire 12.12.09	My Axe To Fall vinyl STILL hasn't come in the mail :(
Curse. 12.12.09	Well, two things: If you aren't together, then it is NOT a big deal, and if you LOVE her, you can look past it.
wutangpootang 12.12.09	If you're really that broken up about it you should be taking real life action rather than talking about it with people on the internet. Once again not trying to be a dick
Rubbadonga 12.12.09	well i DO love her and we're NOT together but it IS a big deal. she said she needed time, what does that mean? time to fuck other people?
wutangpootang 12.12.09	If that's what she means by she is a bitch and you don't need her, there are plenty of fish in the sea I know that's really cliche but it's true
Rubbadonga 12.12.09	she didn't say that, she just said she needed time, so she's giving me hope. i guess my question is how do i tell her not to fuck around? if this relationship was over then she can do whatever she wants but she said she needed time and i could either wait or just move on
Trundle 12.12.09	i heard he fucks white bitchez
ScorpionStan 12.12.09	"she said she needed time, what does that mean? time to fuck other people?" that very well could be, but what are you gonna do about it? just leave her alone for a while, if she wants you she'll come back. if you pursue her beyond the occasional text or call right now, she's only going to get aggravated. just leave her be and see what happens...that's really the only thing you can do bro.
DENEpants 12.12.09	she wasn't a virgin when i met her but it IS a big deal to me and if you don't think so then i probably couldn't explain it to you so you were a virgin when you met her? Dude, if you guys haven't been broken up for very long then you saying anything like that is straight fucked up cause then you're assuming she wont wait 5 min for some dick. just shut up about it because IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
DENEpants 12.12.09	oh and list sux
wutangpootang 12.12.09	Honestly I'd move on, in every situation in my life taking time only leads to problems, I mean you can make your own decisions and all but that would probably be best
Trundle 12.12.09	A Captain Martinez attack on a Tuesday? But boss I thought you said we were supposed to take the day off to j-off.
Bullitt 12.12.09	Cut your losses and run for the hills man.
Trundle 12.12.09	Being a punk, and going to school, and riding my skateboard after school. Sometimes it's really hard to be a kid!!!!
wutangpootang 12.12.09	Every time I comment and see that pic I feel like I'm workin the suicide hotline But man, no matter what you do I wouldn't be too worried about it regardless it probably won't effect you in a huge way in the long run
Rubbadonga 12.12.09	@ stan i know that if she wants me she'll come back but i don't think it would be right for her to get with someone else IF she did DNE i'm saying that because she says it's none of my business what she's doing and she's right but it IS important to me oh and ur the only one to comment on the list!
Trundle 12.12.09	Being a kid and going to school, it's really hard going to school. I like to ride my skateboard!
Nikkolae 12.12.09	i support Dene's opinion honestly just let her be, if she wants you back, she will come back and if you really DO love her as you say, you just have to accept the fact that she got freaky with someone else and suck it up
wutangpootang 12.12.09	1 is good, have you heard Crimson? If so how does it compare to that?
Rubbadonga 12.12.09	thanx for ur input ross, very helpful "Every time I comment and see that pic I feel like I'm workin the suicide hotline" nah man i'm not at that point
Trundle 12.12.09	I say you kidnap her, rape her, then kill her that way she can never be with another man. nomsayin?
ScorpionStan 12.12.09	Rubbadonga: but you're not in charge of that though. she can make her own decisions.
Rubbadonga 12.12.09	@ wutang i love them both, crimson is awesome and this is great too
Rubbadonga 12.12.09	well ross at least thats an opinion "you just have to accept the fact that she got freaky with someone else and suck it up" no way
Nikkolae 12.12.09	well if you cant accept that, than you both dont have a future, sorry, i think you are infatuated with her but you dont really trully love her, and that makes you insecure, i mean, you fucked up when you broke up with her, own up to it, and accept the consequences
Trundle 12.12.09	Why is everyone tryin to keep tha black man down?
Rubbadonga 12.12.09	I know i fucked up but if she's telling me she needs time she should not get with anybody else, if she wants to do that then she should just tell me it's over
Nikkolae 12.12.09	the thing is, she needs time to consider if its worth it going back with you, or to just end things, and part of that process might be start going out with other people, maybe having sex, who knows, but as i said, you just have to accept it and if you really do love her, it wont matter or are you just saying you dont want her to bone other dudes cos you're the only one hitting that? cos if its like that then i second cirq's first comment
wutangpootang 12.12.09	Alot of the time "needed time" is just them letting you down softly, this sounds like one of those cases tbh
Rubbadonga 12.12.09	that could be wutang but i asked her "should i just give up then" and she said she just needed some time
Nikkolae 12.12.09	of course she aint gonna tell you to give up, shit man girls love getting that extra attention when they know YOU know you fucked up and have to pay for it
Dreamsoffew 12.12.09	Ugh, men..... She's not your property, she can do whatever she wants whenever she wants. Why? Because you broke up with her, that's why. I'm not gonna belittle whatever problems you were going through, but it's still your fault that you're single. You did the admirable thing though, i'm assuming that whatever your problems were you ended it because you couldn't give her 100% of you? If so, congrats, because not many people are that selfless. Maybe she doesn't understand, if that is the reason of course. But remember, you did the dumping. She could sleep with as many people as possible, if that's her perrogative. What ared you gonna do about it? How are you gonna find out? She's probably too heartbroken to be running around town anyway, just give her some emotional space for awhile.
TheSpirit 12.12.09	you're lists depress the fuck of me. I'm suggesting get with her best friend and move on.
Willie 12.12.09	Jesus Christ... here's some advice: Grow a pair.
TheSpirit 12.12.09	123
Powerban 12.12.09	Go have sex with other girls.
Ire 12.12.09	and if you can't grow a pair grow shrooms and drug her...
minimesmyidol 12.12.09	id say give her some space. you dont know whether she'll go sleeping around. if she does then comes back to you, you'll just have to decide if you can live with it or not.
Prophet178 12.12.09	All these relationship lists are making me sick, don't any of you have REAL friends to talk to? Seriously.
Ire 12.12.09	nah
Nikkolae 12.12.09	but i thought we were all a family here, a big dysfunctional fucked up family
Rubbadonga 12.12.09	@ dreams Iknow she's not my property and she can do whatever she wants but would you think its right for her to get with someone else then come back to me? i wouldn't do that
TheSpirit 12.12.09	Seriously? STOP BEING A BITCH AND FIND SOMEONE ELSE. yeah, i don't know you or whatever but this is a classic case of man-up.
Trundle 12.12.09	Ok I'll admit you shouldn't kill her too early. What you should do is kidnap her, rape her, and keep her tied up in a place of your choosing. Then spend ample time touching yourself to the sounds of her screams, while cutting the palms of your hand with a knife for sick pleasure. Finally you will have to kill her. I suggest first you decapitate her, then cut of her hand and then her fingers. Dispose of the fingers at seperate locations. Then put the torso and legs in a bathtub full of acid and let it disintergrate. Finally take the blood soaked cloathing and set it on fire. There that will be the perfect way to spend time with her.
Rubbadonga 12.12.09	@ minime i couldn't live with that i don't know what she's doing but i think i'm just gonna let go of this
Dreamsoffew 12.12.09	I'm not saying it's right, but she has no attachments so she can do what she wants. And if you ever want a chance of getting back with her, DO NOT tell her "so you're not gonna have sex with anyone while you're thinking right? Because I wouldn't like that", she'll show you the door.
Rubbadonga 12.12.09	I know not to ask her dreams my question was would YOU do it?
Dreamsoffew 12.12.09	Would I take her back if I knew she had played around? Probably, if I loved her as much and realised I had made a mistake in dumping her? Probably. What she does in her own time is her business, it should hold no relevance to you. Trust me, she's not gonna go sleeping around. "I need some time" means that, she needs time to think about the situation. There's no "girl code" going on in that statement.
Kronzo 12.12.09	have you guys ever seen og mudbone the guy jizzes like 5 gallons.
Trundle 12.12.09	One time i sucked six in a row. One time i sucked six dirty dicks in a row. One time i got my kicks with Joe and i sucked his dick and five of his friends in a row.
Rubbadonga 12.12.09	and as a woman, if you were in my situation would you take a guy back if he was messing around wheen he was "taking some time"
wutangpootang 12.12.09	lol @ kronzo
DENEpants 12.12.09	go have a one night stand and learn what getting with someone really means, nothing. little boy you don't own her so either you want to be with her or you don't no if ands or buts about it.
qwe3 12.12.09	agree with willie: grow a pair
Dreamsoffew 12.12.09	Well depends on the situation. if it was the same as yours, where I had dumped him and then realised I had made a mistake and then tried to get him back. Yeah, I probably would. I couldn't tell him what to do.
DENEpants 12.12.09	and as a woman, if you were in my situation would you take a guy back if he was messing around wheen he was "taking some time" well make it clear, are you taking some time or did you break up. "my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!" "in a row?"
Rubbadonga 12.12.09	"go have a one night stand and learn what getting with someone really means, nothing." no, it always means SOMETHING, at least to me, maybe i'm a bit more sentimental but to me there's no such thing as "just sex"
Trundle 12.12.09	^one of my favourite movies of all time. On a side note, who hates minorities?
Kronzo 12.12.09	Just like I expected Your balls are infected You should have been protected But when I sucked your cock and your friends erected and connected and ejected The hot load's all over the place, but don't feel neglected I still suck you off if you jam it in my face And don't forgot to tell your fucking friends that I deep throat to the face I deep throat to the face
Rubbadonga 12.12.09	well DENE I broke up with her came back then 2 wks later she broke up with me, 1 wk later i talked to her again and she says she needs time
wutangpootang 12.12.09	HAHA Clerks ftw!!! This list is going places!
Trundle 12.12.09	When I whip out my dick I'm straight pullin up aces. Now finger my asshole while I cum on your braces.
Dreamsoffew 12.12.09	Look, if she comes back to you be happy. And if you really love her, you shouldn't worry about what she's done in between. Step up to the man plate, and suck it up.
PeteyThePistol 12.12.09	As much as this thread is making me lol intensely I can try and add some advice. Firstly, yeah you aren't dating, so she can do what she wants technically, however if she really wants to be with you or is truly meant for you and you are meant for her than you both will make the right decision so that you can get back together, IE being faithful for a few days while you both decided. You cannot control her all you can do is realize that if she is right for you she will do the right thing for you. And realistically if she goes out and fucks another dude why the HELL would you want to be back with her if she can do that so easily? And if that doesn't work listen to the people saying cum in her hair and kick her out of your house.
minimesmyidol 12.12.09	well you gotta think of it as a new relationship. when you first got with her you knew she had been with someone else. if i was in that position i would still get back with her. its understandable to not, but its the only thing you can do if you really love her. i would rather not know and i agree, shes not gonna go sleeping around.
qwe3 12.12.09	maybe if you learned to capitalize letters properly everything would get better
Rubbadonga 12.12.09	"And if you really love her, you shouldn't worry about what she's done in between" i don't feel that way, if i have sex with girl a then i have sex with girl b, i couldn't go back to girl a. maybe it's just me but that's how i feel and i expect that from someone who i love and who loves me
DENEpants 12.12.09	well, not gonna lie sometimes a deep dicking can really clear the mind.
Rubbadonga 12.12.09	thank u PeteyThePistol thats the best advice i've gotten on this thread and no i wouldn't want her back if she got with someone else but if she does i may not know
DENEpants 12.12.09	you obviously think she's a ho because you think she got with someone in the week you guys were figuring things out and if you think that don't bother her with you're shit.
Ire 12.12.09	try some brown lovin' bfhurricane should know I'm talking about
Dreamsoffew 12.12.09	Well that;s who you are, ya can't change that obviously. Just bear in mind that she's not yours, she can do what she wants. And to be fair, you put her in this position.
DENEpants 12.12.09	you're assuming very bad things about her if you're that afraid she's already gotten with another guy, if you think she's that kind of girl and are not ok with it DON'T WASTE HER TIME.
PeteyThePistol 12.12.09	No problem, I went through a bad breakup about 2 months ago with the first I was ever in love with and dated for a year, it was rough but I eventually realized that if it was meant to be we wouldn't have been pushed to the brink and broken up like we were. I'm also going to be a psychologist, so when I want I can give half decent advice. Good luck and remember, realistically there are A LOT of people out there, good people who will make you happy and treat you just as well as this girl if not better.
Rubbadonga 12.12.09	DENE we were actually apart for 4 wks the 1st time so who knows what went on then
Trundle 12.12.09	Things I find sad with this thread: 1, this guy is looking for relationship advice from people he doesn't know on a music website. 2, people are actually giving this guy advice.
PeteyThePistol 12.12.09	Man Ross I'm just trying to be helpful, people find advice and comfort in strange ways.
Trundle 12.12.09	Just saying. This is a trolls wetdream right here.
Rubbadonga 12.12.09	@ ThePalaceOfWisdom it was 4 wks the 1st time and this time its been almost 2 wks
TheSpirit 12.12.09	how long were you together for?
Deviant. 12.12.09	Dude, get over it. She wants you, she'll come back. If she does come back though you'll probably say no anyway because you'll be too obsessed with the idea of her dicking around.
Rubbadonga 12.12.09	@ TheIndomitableSpirit 1yr 9 mos "If she does come back though you'll probably say no anyway because you'll be too obsessed with the idea of her dicking around. " you're probably right deviant
Dreamsoffew 12.12.09	Bite the bullet dude, you put her on the spot. What makes you think she's gonna go out whoring anyway?
DENEpants 12.12.09	oh no a woman doing things only men do what shall you do?!
Deviant. 12.12.09	Well if you think i'm right why is this up for debate? Like I said in your heartbreak list, go out and get your dick wet (sorry mel!), because YOU put yourself in this position. Besides, she won't. Mel's right, she's propbably too upset
Rubbadonga 12.12.09	@ dreams maybe she wants me to think that because she says things like "i'm going out" or "i was out late"
AnotherBrick 12.12.09	hello friends, who'd like to sum up this whole argument for me so i can join in???
Dreamsoffew 12.12.09	It's a nice way of saying "it's none of your business" which is true, because it's not. You're not constantly texting her asking her what she's doing are you??
Rubbadonga 12.12.09	@ deviant i'm just know starting to realize that that might be the case and now i won't want her back
Dreamsoffew 12.12.09	He broke up with his girl, now he wants to get back together with her but she needs time, and now he's worried she's gonna get her freak on with someone else in the meantime.
AnotherBrick 12.12.09	so my advice is get with another woman while shes out fucking and that'll keep ya busy till she had enough time
Deviant. 12.12.09	Rubba: So with that said, end of discussion maybe?
Rubbadonga 12.12.09	"You're not constantly texting her asking her what she's doing are you??" no, we talk on the phone once in a while and i realize that it's her way of saying it's none of my business but it seems to me she might WANT me to think that she's out and about
Dreamsoffew 12.12.09	She's trying to make you feel like shit and/or jealous. That's what ya get for breaking up with her. Admittedly, Jason's right. If you're not gonna take her back...... why are we still having this conversation?
Rubbadonga 12.12.09	@ deviant & dreams i don't know, if we get back together i can't ask her what was going on all this time can i?
Dreamsoffew 12.12.09	If you want her back, no!Just be happy she's yours again. If she's really a cool gal she might even tell you before getting back together with you if she played around.
Rubbadonga 12.12.09	ok dreams i guess that's the best i can hope for and this thread has gone long enough so thanx to the 3 or 4 people who were actually trying to be helpful
ameypv 12.12.09	"but i thought we were all a family here, a big dysfunctional fucked up family" lol true
Treska 12.12.09	almost the same thing happened to me literally a month ago. fuck that bitch. literally. and then figuratively. theyre not worth it
Zip 12.12.09	omg lol I remember that picture from the strangeglue review of Escape the Fate