Greenman
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10.12.09 Songs as catchy as they are awful10.12.09 Michael Bay's Favorite Songs
10.11.09 Albums That Remind Me Of Movies10.10.09 Another generic list of digs
10.10.09 Worst Bands Today

Songs as catchy as they are awful
1Fergie
Fergalicious

The Black Eyed Peas seem to be the rulers of this list. This "song" was echoing in my head for a week before I finally managed to consume enough liquor to forget it.
2Disturbed
Down With the Sickness

This one's kind of like 10. Every time I think of the contrived, pseudo angsty bridge dealing with parental abuse, I can't help but chuckle.
3Enrique Inglaseas (or however you spell his name)
Hero

See 4.
4The Fray
How to Save a Life

The very epitome of sappy, overdone, schmaltzy ballads, this piano-driven nightmare was so syrupy that it stuck in your head as such a substance would.
5Black Eyed Peas
I Gotta Feeling

"I got a feeling... that tonight's gonna be a good, good night" (x 436287)
6Nickelback
Photograph

This song was FUCKING EVERYWHERE in 2005/2006. You couldn't escape it. I swear to God, it haunts my dreams to this day.
7Rage Against the Machine
Killing in the Name

Alright, put down your torches and pitchforks. I love RATM as much as the next guy, but this repetitive, simplistic and unfortunately catchy track REALLY gets on my nerves.
8Black Eyed Peas
My Humps

I can't really put my finger on what makes this abomination stick with me, but I'm pretty sure it's the irritating/kinda creepy part about milk and Cocoa Puffs.
9Pantera
Walk

I may get some heat for this one, but I CANNOT FUCKING STAND Pantera. Their juevenile, trailer trash lyrics, their down-tuned, borderline nu metal riffs, their annoying solos, etc. This song epitomizes everything listed above, but there's something about the meatheaded riffing and simplistic "I can beat you up" chorus that sticks in both my head and my craw.
10Limp Bizkit
Nookie

This is more of a guilty pleasure than a horrible, but catchy song. The sheer asininity of the lyrics never fails to amuse me
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